Ukrainian Defensive War against the Russian Invasion - Mark IV: The Partitioning of Discussion

Green Man said:
Russian conscriptniks are so retarded that they need directions on how to fucking commit suicide, the paper might as well just say "HOW TO COMMIT SUICIDE: well, there's really no wrong way to do it when you have firearms and ammunition."

That much said if one is taking that route, the temple is one of the worst locations because with a fully straight trajectory odds are good that you take out the region of the brain that makes you not a houseplant and leave all of the regions in charge of life sustaining functions intact. Of course given that a Russian soldier with a minor fucking leg wound is likely to die from sepsis before anyone bothers rendering aid, you'd still end up dead I guess. Some of your comrades would probably roll up while you're wounded and go through your pockets, take your wristwatch, cigarettes and boots and leave you there to your fate.
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What IS the best place to shoot yourself in the head for an instant, painless death?

... asking for a friend.
 
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N Space said:
You'd be surprised at how small and irrelevant some nuclear targets are.
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In Perun's video from this sunday he mentioned how American nuclear war planning had a surprising amount of nukes targeting a barebones arctic airstrip in Russia that was abandoned half the year because of how inhospitable the location was.
Lord of the Large Pants said:
What IS the best place to shoot yourself in the head for an instant, painless death?

... asking for a friend.
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I'm no expert but If I'm not mistaken if you go right between the eyes at a slight downward angle that's pretty much the center of the lethal triangle.
 
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Lord of the Large Pants said:
What IS the best place to shoot yourself in the head for an instant, painless death?

... asking for a friend.
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Under the jaw, and tilt the gun back a little so it hits the brain center mass. If you try and aim straight up you might fuck it up and only blow off your face and wind up looking like a faggoty version of Darth Malak.
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Like that, but even gayer.
 
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Professor Gerdes notes how propagandists talk of exterminating Ukraine as traitors (perhaps discarding Lviv and the east) followed by a vox pop. Gerdes makes the reasonable point that Russia doesn't want peace, that'll they'll wage war to the end to recover what they consider traitor Russians, and killed the 'Banderites'.

Independently, there is the basic likelihood that with the loss of most markets for hydrocarbons, Russian economic activity is basically sustaining the war. If it stopped, there's a vast horde of men who now know how to use guns and likely many will have them in their possession.



Operator Starsky notes that Putin's niece, a very senior official in the Russian MoD (no nepotism there, no siree), accidentally revealed in what seems like a live feed of an MoD meeting that there are 48,000 registered MIAs recorded by her employer, with DNA samples taken under legal obligation from relatives. The footage shows she was gently told off. At the end Starsky covers Russian claims that Ukrainians are training the Syrian insurgent. I think that this is unlikely. Tom Cooper / Sarcastasaurus noted in a post that the insurgents who using UAVs in 2017 when the Ukrainian Army was barely aware of them.
 
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NEW RUMORS

Gen. Valery V. Gerasimov, the architect of President Vladimir V. Putin’s invasion of Ukraine, called President Biden’s top military adviser last week and talked about how to manage escalation concerns between the two countries, according to defense and military officials.​

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Guntsress Of Diabeteeze said:
But then, would the cold war ever have been triggerered?
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Certainly, all of the factors that solidified the spheres of influence in Europe forcing proxy wars in other parts of the world were already in place mostly by 1955 and entirely by 1961, well before either side had actual ability to deliver MAD or achieve even major nuclear strikes on their home territories.

It really was an ideological struggle during the period before detente.
 
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Its been two weeks and the Danes still holding onto the Yi Peng 3. Seems some shit might be going down.

Guntsress Of Diabeteeze said:
I will remain cautious until the first week after Trumps inauguration. Anything could happen, before or after-the unpredictability is incredibly high.
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That's too soon. Like any good New Yorker, Trumps likes to talk because its free. He'll say anything if he thinks it gets him what he wants, I'm holding judgement - either way - until he actually does something.
 
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Lord of the Large Pants said:
What IS the best place to shoot yourself in the head for an instant, painless death?

... asking for a friend.
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I believe the roof of the mouth will get most of the important stuff but you could do the Adam Lanza special and point a handgun at the back of your head, basically right above where the neck meets the skull. Right where most people have a sort of 'ridge' on the back of their head one can feel, apparently it's called the "external occipital protuberance" so just above that. With a straight trajectory you'll take out basically all of the important stuff, the medulla oblongata and cerebellum, etc. Temple or under-the-jaw seems to create people who are still alive but basically a houseplant or people without a face from what I've seen. Although from the Ronnie McNutt video, a centerfire rifle seems to work fine for under the jaw and a shotgun would also.

I don't condone suicide though, especially not now since shit is just getting exciting, but if we ever cross Russia's 478th "red line" and get Russia's 500th "final warning" and he does launch the nukes, that's likely how I would do it assuming I have to persist in a doomed nuclear wasteland thereafter. If someone's going to do it though I'd prefer they get a clean hit in rather than living as a fucking vegetable or being like that dude on LiveLeak who somehow shotgunned himself and missed his brain entirely.
 
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If you're using a gun, it also somewhat depends on the caliber, but regardless, If you want to be absolutely sure with minimum chance of fucking it up, its always through the roof the mouth - to tl;dr even if you somehow fuck up your shot and fail to hit anything truly vital to survival, you will tear open so many major blood supplies that you will bleed out unless you are pretty much in the ER Trauma ward. You want the roof of your mouth because your skull is very weak there.


You guys have absolutely zero imagination. There is only one way to commit your end of the world suicide.

1) First buy a Telsa, pay the Elongeld to get auto drive & "plaid". Program said Tesla to auto drive to some place like city hall. The further way with the most free-flowing traffic the better.
2) Douse interior in cooking oil or other nonvolatile, flamable substance.
2) Piano wire noose, secure to something extremely solid.
3) Ignite zippo, hold between teeth.
4) Super glue hands to steering wheel
5) Engage autodrive program.

The piano wire will decapitate you, causing the lit zippo to fall into the interior setting it on fire. Hands superglued to the steering wheel will keep Autodrive running. The result will be a headless corpse seemingly driving a flaming car.

But also Russia's nuke deterrent is fake and gay (unless you are a Eurofag, in which case real and gay) so its more likely that the world is just more inconvenient. Definitely not worth suicide if Putin unleashes the final tardout.
 
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MG-34 said:
I'm hoarding 5.45 rounds for use in the nearby subway line.
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that was great game.

BTW, my colleagues are weird. A 65+ year old dude with more countries he traveled and worked than I can count (He is a pretty smart guy with IT experience too) says Putin makes a soft extermination of Chechen extremists and Nazis in his country just like US uses ISIS to drain the craziest international Ummah to have them killed off safely.

But then it would be a voluntary attacker war, and Putin fucked it up badly I said, he didnt have any answer for that. Putin 4d chess my ass
 
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Ghostse said:
But also Russia's nuke deterrent is fake and gay (unless you are a Eurofag, in which case real and gay) so its more likely that the world is just more inconvenient. Definitely not worth suicide if Putin unleashes the final tardout.
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The only difference between Putin threatening nukes (suicide) and the usual run-of-the-mill lolcows threatening suicide when they don't get what they want (usually puss-puss) is scale' where the average lolcow can only harmfully impact themselves and maybe a few in their immediate radius, the lolcow in Moscow can hypothetically depopulate the Northern Hemisphere with his suicide tantrum.
But at the end of the day, its just that: a suicide threat.

Russia doesn't go nuclear on the US and survive.
Ergo, its a retarded attention whoring bluff.
 
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