Inactive Shmorky / David Kelly / Daisy Kay / Sandypants / Peaches the Puppy & Ex-Fiance Amanda "Mandy" Mullen - Something Awful throwaway, pedophile sexual predator, abusive tranny schizo chaser; batshit crazy ex-fiancée

[Soliloqueef]

Sorry that I'm so late to responding to the thread. I haven't logged in since the other day. I was reading the older posts to get caught up.

@Soliloqueef if that is you, you sound like Ruby from Steven Universe, lol.

Fortunately no, lol. I only did a few Peaches recordings for Dave, unfortunately.

Also, I am 'not' Sandypants. My heart practically stopped when I read that x-x still in the process of getting caught up on the thread.

edit: Btw, I have been getting calls from Dave from a number from Virgina since yesterday. He left one voice mail and I have been ignoring the calls when I see them. I honestly don't want to get involved with that -_-

edit2: Haha, on the wiki it refers to me as a 'he'. Is my voice that husky? Oh well.

 

[Monokuma]

edit: Btw, I have been getting calls from Dave from a number from Virgina since yesterday. He left one voice mail and I have been ignoring the calls when I see them. I honestly don't want to get involved with that -_-

welcome back. understandable though. how often is he calling? seems like he's being a panicky fuck.

 

[It's just my art style]

I made an account just now to pitch in on this thread. Holy fucking shit. I started watching Gaming Garbage at the same age @carefully was while being groomed by him. Even made a shitty remix of one of their videos for fun. Lowtax himself acknowledged and enjoyed it when I sent it to him. Powerleveling and shameless plugging sure, but I think it's some necessary context.

Like, I'm still going to enjoy the content that he and Lowtax did together on their channel, nothing's going to change that; because I think what they did together was great, and I don't want to let this ruin it for me. But, fuck, reality sucks. Call it autistic, but I'm genuinely heartbroken. Oh yeah, and I'm horrified because it could have been me or any number of other people my age at the time. I'm sorry that it had to be @carefully, or anyone for that matter.

EDIT: grammar/wording (again) and cleaning the TL;DR

 

[Scampers]

Still catching up, about 50 pages away, but I just wanted to comment that if things keep going at this rate, our good boy Dobbles will be making more bank than Shmorky.

 

[Tom Spring]

Sorry that I'm so late to responding to the thread. I haven't logged in since the other day. I was reading the older posts to get caught up.

edit: Btw, I have been getting calls from Dave from a number from Virgina since yesterday. He left one voice mail and I have been ignoring the calls when I see them. I honestly don't want to get involved with that -_-

Any chance you would be willing to record and upload the voicemails he left?

I know it's not my place to ask, but this thread has been crazy and those messages could be piss-stained gold

 

[Soliloqueef]

welcome back. understandable though. how often is he calling? seems like he's being a panicky fuck.

My call log says..

Friday 7:45pm (left a voice mail)

Saturday 7:55am

Saturday 5:08pm

that's it so far

 

[Tonberry]

A lot of these recent tweets read like people have been dying to take shots at lowtax for going against a fellow SJW, but obviously didn't want to get caught taking the side of an abusive pedophile. Now here is their excuse.

That's my favorite part in all this glorious mess, they're not even trying to do any damage control. They're fully aware that Shmorky was a manipulative closet pedophile all along, and that he fooled them and most of the internet for years. But Lowtax is being really mean to that sociopath and is letting his daughter do the same, so that clearly makes him the bigger monster.

 

[Amanda Mullen]

@Mandarys_Milan

I've been meaning to ask you how long Shmorky lived in Bumfuck, Missouri. Although he was associated with SA for a long time, I always got the impression that the period during which he was living in the same town as Lowtax and they were working together face to face was relatively short.

Also, why was Spokane the destination when you guys left Missouri. Was there a particular reason for heading there?

He lived in Pleasant Hill, Missouri for exactly 6 years, so I assume he worked in the SA office for those 6 years. After he lost his SA job, there was really nothing left for either of us living in buttfuck and Shmorky had been tired of living there and wanted to move for a long time. I live a nomadic kind of lifestyle so I never have a problem with moving so when he suggested that we moved I got hyped and really motivated him to stick with the idea. I had always thought it would be cool to live in Washington and was a big pothead at the time so I thought the idea of legal weed would be pretty cool. At the time, I had no idea Washington was so immensely cucked and I just love the scenery and environment of the Pacific Northwest and thought that it might be a place Shmorky could find a job (which was a pretty stupid thought because he had no intentions of ever getting a job.) It was Shmorky who actually decided on Spokane. I don't know why. I had more Seattle or Olympia in mind, but he was dead set on Spokane for some reason, which turned out to be an absolutely horrible decision. They call it Spokompton and Spokanistan for a reason.

I didn't want to pry, so I just assumed you never had normal sex. Did he use the children cartoon voice in bed? Because the only more traumatic thing than sex with shmorky i can imagine is sex with shmorky and spongebob

Indeed he did. He never let up on using his spongebob falsetto the entire time I was with him. Sex with Shmorky sounds precisely like a puppy crying out in pain, over and over again. I want you to really picture this - picture Shmorky, in that trademark voice, gritting his teeth and saying "How do you like the way my cock feels inside you, you filthy slut!" Because I've heard it. I've been there. It was just surreal.

Any chance you would be willing to record and upload the voicemails he left?

I know it's not my place to ask, but this thread has been crazy and those messages could be piss-stained gold

I second that notion.

 

[Sailor Dyke]

It was Shmorky who actually decided on Spokane. I don't know why. I had more Seattle or Olympia in mind, but he was dead set on Spokane for some reason,

I wonder if it was because he had friends or someshit under one of his alt identities and wanted to be closer to them. Could've been the meth heads he was caught hanging around.

 

[Soliloqueef]

Any chance you would be willing to record and upload the voicemails he left?

I know it's not my place to ask, but this thread has been crazy and those messages could be piss-stained gold

I suppose I could. Let me find my mic.. It's not really all that interesting though.

edit: When I try to upload the file it says "file not chosen" every time @_@ I'm beat. Sleep, then I'll try again. I gave Mandy a sample over Messenger, I don't know what I am doing wrong. Good night for now

 

[Tom Spring]

Indeed he did. He never let up on using his spongebob falsetto the entire time I was with him. Sex with Shmorky sounds precisely like a puppy crying out in pain, over and over again. I want you to really picture this - picture Shmorky, in that trademark voice, gritting his teeth and saying "How do you like the way my cock feels inside you, you filthy slut!" Because I've heard it. I've been there. It was just surreal.

I had no idea that something could be both horrific and hilarious, but here we are.

I suppose I could. Let me find my mic.. It's not really all that interesting though.

Thanks! Even if it's boring, it will at least be decent info to archive

 

[northstar747]

I agree with lowtax, Its best that he as a father tell his daughters about the dangers of shmorking. I also hope lowtax has taught them that pee pee and poo poo are yucky and dirty.

 

[Amanda Mullen]

I wonder if it was because he had friends or someshit under one of his alt identities and wanted to be closer to them. Could've been the meth heads he was caught hanging around.

That's what I thought about after the neighbor told me he was hanging out with some local meth heads. Spokane was notorious for its meth problem and he might have known that. We still don't know how many underage victims he had and if he was talking to any more while he was with me and one might have lived there for all I know.

When we were thinking of ideas on where to move to we thought about moving to Phoenix, Arizona, another place that has a huge meth problem. I actually almost sold Shmorky on the idea of moving to Cambodia, and now I'm so glad I didn't bring him there because he would have been able to piss and shit all over child prostitutes for $20 a pop.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Indeed he did. He never let up on using his spongebob falsetto the entire time I was with him. Sex with Shmorky sounds precisely like a puppy crying out in pain, over and over again. I want you to really picture this - picture Shmorky, in that trademark voice, gritting his teeth and saying "How do you like the way my cock feels inside you, you filthy slut!" Because I've heard it. I've been there. It was just surreal.

...you have my sympathies.

 

[iron pilled gamera]

Here is one of them -_- *cringes*
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1037136/

sigh (Sorry this took so long. I had to download a recording program)

What the ever loving fuck.

Do you think Shmorky also had someone else draw all the Peaches/Sandy pictures? Both accounts are obviously the same person and have very similar aesthetics but I never would have guessed they were also Shmorky. It would be fucking weird if he really could be that artistically varied but never put it to good use as far as actual money-making goes. All his art makes him look like the biggest one-trick pony in the world.

edit: HOLY FUCK "PSYKEO0" COMMENTED ON THAT.

JESUS CHRIST I WAS FRIENDS WITH THAT GUY A DECADE AGO WHEN I MET HIM ON THE TEAM 17 FORUMS BEFORE HE STOLE A BUNCH OF MONEY FROM ME AND RAN

it's a small internet after all

 

[Male Idiot]

...you have my sympathies.

And I think I'll throw up. We all know where else Shmorky's dick must have been.

 

[TiggerNits]

Taxman's daughter is (supposedly) going HAM on Shmorky. Hope you guys don't mind all the Twitter screengrabs.


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You can say a lot of bad shit about Lowtax and be in the right, but that man truly loves his kids and it's heart warming

 

[AnOminous]

We are the forum of peace and @Null is great.

Behead those who insult @Null.

Holy fuck there's like 20 pages of this shit. Did anything actually happen in them?

You can say a lot of bad shit about Lowtax and be in the right, but that man truly loves his kids and it's heart warming

I'm getting pretty tired of the meme of @Lowtax being a shitty dad or something. There's no evidence of that and no evidence of Shmorky being allowed to do his chomo schtick either. The only source of that was @Mandarys_Milan and she retracted it and was batfuck crazy at the time she made it.

 

[iron pilled gamera]

Come to think of it, the Peaches/Sandy shit adds up.... halfway: Shmorky wanted a place in both SA and furry fandom at the same time. He gave up on SandyPants around the point when his Shmorky persona was already pretty hated on SA and when "Shmorky" was on really, really good terms with animation/comics industry people.

But I'm still pretty fucking shocked at how different Peaches/Sandy's art looks. Either some unnamed artist had to have worked closely enough with him to make ALL those drawings in "Sandy"s name (maybe it was a sort of "I'll give you publicity and give you the commission money" thing? Sandy took a ton of commissions) or Shmorky is secretly SHOCKINGLY artistically versatile but only shows it off when he has to disguise his identity.

On the other hand Sandy's style has a very specific look to it, in a way that I could... kinda... MAYBE see Shmorky creating for the sole purpose of erasing any and all suspicions. Gathering together a bunch of influences that he never drew anything like in the past and forming a style that looked absolutely nothing like his Flash Tub work. But this would have to make Shmorky a really, really smart person and I DUNNO HOW I FEEL ABOUT THAT.

Either way, this is incredibly surreal and confusing to me. I'm not remotely surprised Shmorky did creepy abusive stuff to internet kids but the SandyPants deal makes him feel like a fucking MASTER OF DISGUISE.

 

[Lowtax]

Can we PLEASE end the fucking "I left my kids alone with shmorky" BS? It absolutely never happened. And Mandy, I still have your 2-page lawsuit threat against the Pleasant Hill Police Department where you were threatening to sue them for $90 million because they pulled you over when you were fucked up on Kratom and then you claimed it was because they were "anti-semitic" and knew somehow you were a Jew and you claimed you had never been this traumatized since 9/11, and to show proof, you took a photo of you cutting up your arms like 50 times with a knife.