Inactive Shmorky / David Kelly / Daisy Kay / Sandypants / Peaches the Puppy & Ex-Fiance Amanda "Mandy" Mullen - Something Awful throwaway, pedophile sexual predator, abusive tranny schizo chaser; batshit crazy ex-fiancée

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.
This fagget on DA seems to be unable to see that Dave might be worse that Dobbo...
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Okay. I feel like I need a shower now but I grabbed all 52 from his Inkbunny gallery. Anywhere I should dump them? (other than the bottom of the ocean?)

At first it said he didn't have a gallery, but I actually had to manually set my profile to view the most extreme stuff to make it appear.

Here are a few choice comments:
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You're in the wrong place then, pal...
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Also, there's quite a few "character pissing themselves because someone won't let them in the bathroom" pics.
@Mandarys_Milan, wasn't that a particular Shmork fetish?

Very much so. It was his most prominent fetish, actually, he would talk about it a lot. I think he got off the the dominance/humiliation aspect of it. When Shmork asked me to ERP with him, all the scenarios he set up revolved around me being his mom or older sister and forcefully preventing him from using the bathroom until he peed/shit his pants and would act simultaneously humiliated and aroused.

@Soliloqueef Yo, thanks so much for finally confirming the Sandy/Peaches/Dave link. There's a reason Schmorky went around keeping this account completely separate he knew this was fucked up. I guess he thought pretending to be an entirely different person would soften the blow but only makes it that much worse. The main reason linking these was important (at least for me) was not just the obvious pedo/scat fetishes. But this opens up a completely different realm of people he could have targeted under the Sandypants name.

@Mandarys_Milan Also, remember how you mentioned Dave wasn't ever good with money? And how he got quite a bit from his adult swim bumps but it somehow disappeared and he couldn't explain how. Just look at all the commissions he gets as Sandypants and if he bought some over priced doll which is seemingly no where to be found. I wouldn't be surprised if he continued that while you two were together.

He would lie to me about where he was spending his money (and money he stole from me) all the time. He was a very compulsive shopper. It was cool having a lot of retro gaming consoles like an Atari Jaguar and 3DO in the house but he really wouldn't budget his money before buying things on a whim like that. We were at Ikea once when he was completely dry on cash, after he lost his job at SA and before he made his Patreon, and he just grabbed a set of finger puppets and said buy me these." They were only like $15, but why the fuck does a 34 year old man need finger puppets at a time when we were really strapped for cash?

I can't verify if this is true or not, and I feel like I might have noticed if he had a drug problem (then again, I wasn't allowed in his room, so he could have been doing anything in there.) But a neighbor actually came up to me once and warned me that they had saw Shmorky chatting a couple times with a group of people around town who were notorious meth heads. Maybe he picked up a bad habit from @Cynister ?

I remember you thread on SS you mention dave had a idea for a cartoon show about girl wizard but the only premisis was that a boy couldnt go to a sleep over so she made him into a little girl.

Yup! He showed me a storyboard comic he put together of the pilot episode and the plot was Wizzy the minority witch having a girls only sleepover with her friends, and this bat character wanted to join, but he was a dude, so Wizzy changed his gender. He told me that his mission was to create the most "progressive" children's cartoon ever. He basically wanted to one up Becky Sugar. It was awful, too. Completely bland humor, no real story or world building, just characters walking around and doing things while shoving a forced message down your throat.

there is some speculation that the feverfew posts from SA are the Shmorkster himself.

Some dime-store analysis:
1) Makes it a point to call out Lowtax for 'abandoning a friend'
2) Calls shmorky a celebrity with a celebrity lifestyle
3) Still defending horrific artwork as 'commissions'
4) completely disregards Mandrys_Milans view of their relationship and says Shmorky was the abused party

Seems fishy...:blart:

I haven't been on the SA thread at all, but I'm going to check out the feverfew posts and see what I make of them. I make out Shmork's writing style/narcissistic delusions pretty well. The 'commissions' thing was ALWAYS his excuse whenever the subject of furries came up. He swore that he absolutely had to do it for money and no other reason and that he hated furries with a passion.

One thing that's been nagging at me about his "hospital visit" since the first post, don't they usually heavily restrict internet access in psychiatric holds, voluntary or not?

There's no way any psych unit would allow a patient internet access and phones are the first thing they take. In some places they don't even allow television or radio because it's too 'over-stimulating.' I've been in 4 separate psych units and none of them would ever let you have a phone, at least not right off the bat. Some might let you have supervised phone use for 30 minutes or so if you're there long enough and prove you can act stable. Every place I've been to had a merit system where you would start out with no privileges except books and magazines, and if you were "well behaved" you'd earn privileges like being able to play board games and table tennis, and then from there join in movie time or if the place is really ritzy get to play video games for 30 minutes. That's usually all the electronic stimulation they'd let you have, and phones would also present a HIPAA/privacy issue.

The drawings - they usually let you draw with markers right off the bat so long as you're in a supervised area. The thing that gets me about them though is...you just got busted for being a pedo and supposedly survived a suicide attempt...and you're drawing happy bouncing klurfs? Again he proves that there is just no trace of genuine human emotion anywhere to be found in him.

Apprantly this was the second time he has tried this sort of behavior but was even more obvious the first time, as he might have wanted to get caught for the broken ass pats. Regardless someone got pissed at both his sockpuppet bullshit and his smug behavior and made up a whole website a few weeks later that was basically one tongue in cheek rant against dave being such a shitlord and an unthinkable person. I mean just mad stuff. Dave however was so nonchalant he sent the guy artwork to show how he was immune to criticism and slander from some stalker. This backfired hard when it became the header image for the website and proved to everyone that this was just yet another creepy Dave Bunny sympathy ruse. To which everyone just kept asking him to admit to it and move on. Which he wouldn't cause the guy said some particularly vile things about many of his close friends and former girlfriends. He became obsessed with this apparently and refers to this mysterious figure as his stalker.

Oh my God! His stalker! He wouldn't shut up about his stalker! I can't believe I forgot about that. I don't know if I've mentioned this in the thread before, but beyond just not letting me into his room, Shmorky was very bizarrely secretive. He reacted violently to being photographed. Whenever I would open up the camera on my phone he would literally DIVE out of the way and yell "DON'T TOUCH THAT THING UNTIL I'M OUT OF THE ROOM!" Needless to say, this is why we only have 2 or 3 pictures together. So even if I was just taking a picture of the cat or something, with the phone pointed nowhere near him, he would make me hand him the phone so he could inspect the picture before I uploaded it. When I asked him why he was so weird about cameras he said (obviously) muh gender dysphoria, but then he would mention his stalker, and that he was afraid of 'the stalker' (he never mentioned his name, he was just 'the stalker) would track him down through the photos somehow. He would also say his stalker was the reason he never wanted me talking about him online (aside from his own paranoia that I might be doing anything other than praising him.) He said the Stalker was someone he used to do commissions for, iirc, and that this person became obsessed with him and showed up outside his apartment in Philly. In all my time with him, 'the stalker' never bothered us and I certainly wouldn't put it past him to have completely made up the story to reinforce the idea that he was such an A-list 'celebrity.'
 
Remember that Shmorky is actually a 200+ pound beast. It would be kinda funny if he got threatened by a bunch of inmates and tells them to go away in his klurf voice, but when things get serious he suddenly un-klurfs himself, starts talking with his deep original voice and goes complete ape-shit on his would be attackers, Dr. Jekyll/Mr. Hyde style.
And imagine them having the same argument as him and his ex
"Nu-uh your doing this right now"
"Your yelling so the guards can hear us"
"What do you want from me"
 
The drawings - they usually let you draw with markers right off the bat so long as you're in a supervised area. The thing that gets me about them though is...you just got busted for being a pedo and supposedly survived a suicide attempt...and you're drawing happy bouncing klurfs? Again he proves that there is just no trace of genuine human emotion anywhere to be found in him.
Y'know, I've always suspected that the Klurfs are Shmorky's getaway from reality. Just like how Chris-chan sank of all of his problems, anger and desires into Sonichu and CWCville.
I guess that's probably the case now.
 
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It's just generic awful diaper garbage.

It's Partydog's awful diaper garbage. Partydog, a friend of Sandypants, who is probably Shmorky. So I guess Partydog is also a confirmed diaperfur.

Just a quick thing, but that's not Shmorky. That's Cate Wurtz of Lamezone, who Shmorky and KC collaborated with for a fanzine and who is also a diaper fur weirdo in the indie comics scene. Probably deserves her own thread honestly.

I believe Cate is transgender, she's complained on her Tumblr as much about how older fans want more of her old gay man comics as opposed to the transgirl comics.


Fffffuuuuuuuuuck.


So I went digging way back into some old Dave pictures and what I found were mostly the same boring Dave Bunny pictures you have all seen. I did however find one that confirmed something I figured happened.

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That is *SurebeiNeko a 280+ pound teen who was gaga for Dave for quite some time back in 2001. She was way insufferable and would talk about her backed up fat girl period problems. She also got super catty and was ripping on Daves ex girlfriends in an effort to publicly stroke his ego. Right up until the whole secret Davekaki got exposed as a pedophile furry den. Then she freaked out for awhile. She came in one day months later and loudly cried about getting denied a VCL account cause she was too anime and not furry enough. Also a stoner perv named Hector who hung out in chat got her to shake her dirty potatos on webcam around sometime in 2004-2005 I think she was 19 by then but who the fuck knows.

I never realized that Dave traded art and stuff with her. I can kind of see why she flipped so hard on him getting exposed for being a baby furry who was into diapers.

Found her Deviantart she still draws!
http://surey-neko.deviantart.com/ 6 days ago!

Oh look, she's into TF2.

How swell.
 
Y'know, I've always suspected that the Klurfs are Shmorky's getaway from reality. Just like how Chris-chan sank of all of his problems, anger and desires into Sonichu and CWCville.
I guess that's probably the case now.

Exactly. They refuse to grow up, and more often than not their parents/guardians enable this. Have you ever known a lolcow to have a successful career, raise a child, move out of home, or not be some sort of obsessive sexual deviant?
 
@Soliloqueef did you also voice stuff for his youtube videos? (surprise they're pretending to be a kid that needs to shit.)

and this is anecdotal but I found this quote from a character review to be pretty funny:

@Soliloqueef if that is you, you sound like Ruby from Steven Universe, lol.

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/22198365/

I think this monkey is involved in this somehow. He claims to be tight with sandypant

I know Agouti. He's drawn stuff for her but he's drawn a lot of stuff for people in the furry community. He's pretty well-liked. He's not into diapers, though. He's a chubby chaser.

I could talk to him, if you want.

used a friend's lurker FA account to look around the Sandypants profile. here's a list of users both PeachesThePuppy and Sandypants follow:

agoutirex
AssButt
BrainSister
biohazard
catmonkshiro
Cerberus
fiztheancient (Sandypants twitter has also tweeted at Fiz a few times and seemed pretty friendly. i thinks Fiz is/was pretty popular? might have had some ties to SA? it's been years since i last saw that username.)
LusoPakak
momorodent
Pomander
Sonderjen
soundhound
technicolor_pie
Thorn
Van-Weasel
Zabeth

so they follow 15 of the same users, not counting any that i might not have picked up on because they're under new accounts in the Sandypants account's watched list. that doesn't seem like much until you realize the Peaches account is only following a total of 38 users, meaning Sandypants watches almost half of the users that Peaches the Puppy watches. how strange.

started googling combinations of usernames and found this webcomic's fanart page where - again, how strange! - both Peaches and Sandy left fanart. you'll also notice some other people on this page who are also in the list above - Technicolor Pie, AssButt, BrainSister, Van-Weasel, LusoPakak, Sonderjen. (archive)

too bad you can't check the dates on which the pieces from Sandy and Peaches were posted.

I'm on good terms with a lot of these people and I don't think most of them had any clue about a Shmorky/Sandypants connection, tbh, and they certainly aren't all Shmorky.
 
At this point I think we're going to have to all cut our hands and bleed into petri dishes and see whose blood gets an erection when we tell it it can't use the bathroom. It's the only way to be sure we aren't actually Dave.
@R.J. MacReady Could you oversee this?
it could work - every part of him's a whole, and it's been shown that all the parts can think independently. the question is, are the independent parts smart enough to pass the blame on one another for survival? more importantly, i don't want any more fuckin' babyfurs spidering around here, the infestation's bad enough as it is, god fuckin' damn.
you are all enablers

for what it's worth, this one (seemingly passed off as a commission) looks a lot like Shmorky's actual art. it has those really big eyes he has a habit of drawing, the simplified method of drawing hair/fur, simplified body shapes that are actually stretched more fluidly than Sandypants' "own" work (due to Shmork's experience in animating), and linework that looks like it came out of Adobe Flash (all of Flash's linework is very wobbly in earlier versions, and Shmork has animated for years). Shmork seems to prefer Flash for generally everything, and a lot of Sandy's art looks like old school Flash gradient tool (though it could easily just be early old school bad photoshop idk Dave is inept when he's forced to use other media in general). Sandy's animation is a lot more frigid than Shmorky's, and her shapes don't bend (even in earlier years Shmorky really liked to do hand-drawn frame by frame).
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don't mind me i wanted to be an illustrator when i grew up so i'm nitpicking details. after looking over a lot of the stuff Sandy drew and browsing Shmorky's Tumblr/Twitter, i've noticed too many things that are different. even artists that want to feign being someone else have too many tells in their art, because when an artist starts drawing, their entire technique is influenced very heavily by how they perceive the world around them. it sticks with them no matter how much they improve, so even if an artist is good enough to mimick someone else, they have "defaults" that they go to (for example, Akira Toriyama of DBZ fame has such a difficult style to mimick that it takes a lot of study to duplicate it).

that being said though, it could easily just be Shmorky just refusing to draw anymore and buying art, since there are a lot of other commissions, including some garbage done by Richard Katellis, the degenerate behind the blight-on-this-earth Kit N Kay Boodle (i'm not linking it, go get your own ticket to hell), but who the fuck knows.
 
I'm on good terms with a lot of these people and I don't think most of them had any clue about a Shmorky/Sandypants connection, tbh, and they certainly aren't all Shmorky.

oh no i'm positive most if not all of them had no idea either. the ones i did briefly glance at seemed to have a very well-established internet profile of their own, like they cared about stuff other than shitting and pissing themselves unlike Sandypants whose entire existence revolved around just that.

while i can see Shmorky creating an alt to express his gross fetishes publicly without the risk of totally destroying his reputation/livelihood, i've seen no valid reason for him to have any other alts. where would he even get the time to manage any more secret identities? as gross as he is i know he's gotta get up and change his diapers too.

i just found it incredibly strange that Sandy happened to be watching so many of the same artists that Peaches watched (even though it was a small amount overall), was involved in the fandom for the same furry webcomic to the point where they both drew and sent the creator fanart (of the same damn character), had several mutual friends who also drew fanart for that comic, and yet... they apparently didn't know each other. literally no history between the two to be found, even though Sandy conveniently kept popping up in places just in time to totally miss Peaches.
 
So you want to know what happened to his Stalker? Its ME... well not really though I guess I might as well be one of them with the amount of dirt I have on him.

In all seriousness the guy who made that page and hastened Davebunny from the oekaki community got out of the Oekaki/IRC community cause he was one of those bipolar artist types. Had a really snarky sense of humor and liked to fuck with people. He built me a computer back in 2004 or so and sort of faded away while I was away doing things for a few years. I got back and most everyone was still around. I still had his address on a box when he built me the computer and it took awhile but a few years back I called him up and was like hey its me I have not seen you online we are still in the IRC and I am on ICQ etc as the same name hit me up. He was cordial but passed on it. He settled down and took over his parents antique shop in a small town in the midwest.

I always figured that Dave thought that guy was stalking him. I talked to some furry he lived with right when the whole somethingawful thing was going down and he had talked that guys ear off about the stalker thing, Dave was super paranoid and would not discuss it. Guy thought I might be the stalker for a bit until I keyed him in how I knew him and I guess it didn't match the story he got. I never heard about the commissions and actual real stalking though. Then again Dave lied about doing Davebunny diaper art for commissions so hes not exactly a reliable source of information. It is amusing to think someone actually was trying to get close to him in a clingy Stephen King's Misery sort of way and not for the usual revenge plot I would expect from the numerous people he has burned and harassed.
 
it could work - every part of him's a whole, and it's been shown that all the parts can think independently. the question is, are the independent parts smart enough to pass the blame on one another for survival? more importantly, i don't want any more fuckin' babyfurs spidering around here, the infestation's bad enough as it is, god fuckin' damn.
you are all enablers

for what it's worth, this one (seemingly passed off as a commission) looks a lot like Shmorky's actual art. it has those really big eyes he has a habit of drawing, the simplified method of drawing hair/fur, simplified body shapes that are actually stretched more fluidly than Sandypants' "own" work (due to Shmork's experience in animating), and linework that looks like it came out of Adobe Flash (all of Flash's linework is very wobbly in earlier versions, and Shmork has animated for years). Shmork seems to prefer Flash for generally everything, and a lot of Sandy's art looks like old school Flash gradient tool (though it could easily just be early old school bad photoshop idk Dave is inept when he's forced to use other media in general). Sandy's animation is a lot more frigid than Shmorky's, and her shapes don't bend (even in earlier years Shmorky really liked to do hand-drawn frame by frame).
don't mind me i wanted to be an illustrator when i grew up so i'm nitpicking details. after looking over a lot of the stuff Sandy drew and browsing Shmorky's Tumblr/Twitter, i've noticed too many things that are different. even artists that want to feign being someone else have too many tells in their art, because when an artist starts drawing, their entire technique is influenced very heavily by how they perceive the world around them. it sticks with them no matter how much they improve, so even if an artist is good enough to mimick someone else, they have "defaults" that they go to (for example, Akira Toriyama of DBZ fame has such a difficult style to mimick that it takes a lot of study to duplicate it).

that being said though, it could easily just be Shmorky just refusing to draw anymore and buying art, since there are a lot of other commissions, including some garbage done by Richard Katellis, the degenerate behind the blight-on-this-earth Kit N Kay Boodle (i'm not linking it, go get your own ticket to hell), but who the fuck knows.
i dunno, i feel like sandypants' art is so dumbed down and simplified that it can't really even be compared to the stuff he did as shmorky. that's probably also why the art on the peaches account was super fucking weird and surreal photo collage stuff, since he probably couldn't come up with a 3rd drawing style that looks completely different from the sandypants and shmorky art styles.

as you've said there's also a huge chance that he commissioned most of the sandypants stuff that isn't in that super simplified style.

the main reason that i see shmorky as being sandypants, fetish shit aside, is the weird humor in the comics. it's very hit-or-miss much much like shmorky's regular stuff.
 
Regarding FeverFew - I'm torn as to whether it's Shmorky or not. The Shmorky/FeverFew play on words thing is something he definitely would do, they seem to know all of his self-diagnosed mental illnesses, and the personal vitriol they expressed over me and Lowtax made it seem like it was him, but at the same time I don't know if the writing style, and Shmorky had a lot of really nasty troon friends who were practically clones of him attitude wise - No real human emotion, no empathy, narcissistic to a fault, who would talk about their self-diagnosed PTSD and robotically spout tumblr newspeak all day every day, and those posts sound more their style. His troon friends that I knew from Facebook would undoubtedly come rushing to his aid in spite of what's happened.

This whole suicide thing, by the way, is such utter bullshit. When we were together he used to threaten suicide all the time when he wanted me to dote on him, or stop being mad at him, or do something for him. He doesn't have the balls to do it and never will, plus he's too in love with himself. It's all a last resort effort to try and make him STILL appear to be the victim. He has no remorse for what he's done. He has no remorse period. He's completely devoid of empathy. During all my time with him the words "I'm sorry", or "I was wrong" were never uttered out of his mouth. When I would catch him stealing, or lying, or just call him on being a dick, he'd just turn it around on me or pretend it didn't happen and change the subject. I remember when I told him that my best friend had commit suicide, he just looked at me coldly and said "well that really sucks. Did you know that a trans person is 40% more likely to commit suicide than a cis?" I remember wanting to do normal intimate stuff with him like cuddle and sleep in the same bed every now and then and he'd just roll his eyes and groan and walk away because he only wanted to be intimate if there was some twisted, age-play, pants pissing gross aspect to it. I know I'm rambling, but what I'm trying to say here is as much as people here want to see him get genuine help and get better, that's going to be really hard for him because he's just...missing this essential part. This essential part that makes humans human. Real psychological help would require him to introspect and think about how his actions have effected others, and how to change them. I think that some sociopaths can be helped and learn to control their actions, but Shmork is so opposed to getting any kind of help and believes medication is for the weak. Again, looking at those happy, goofy klurf drawings right after his "suicide attempt" ... I spent 2 years digging and digging through that man, trying to find that missing part, doing the typical co-dependent girl thing and trying to FIX him. I really thought that somehow I could fix him. Honestly, I don't know what would fix him. I just know that in light of recent events I hope something can because he's going to wind up hurting more kids.
 
@Mandarys_Milan At some point I would like to see if you want to talk 1 on 1 about all this. Guy is a loon and we used to love knocking him down a peg what with all his self righteous pity me bullshit. I can likely fill you in on any specific questions and in return I can get filled in on all the dumb stuff he did while he was lording over all the goons.

Also the past 16 years I have felt like such an oddball whenever anyone starts crowing about his flashtub or some little stupid thing he did or god the times his stuff made it to Adult Swim like his little bit for Xavier Renegade angel. Then I pipe up that yeah excuse me but uh I get you like that but I met the dude and hes a diaper furry and I get you might like the tasty jams and jellies he produces but thats the jelly of a child molester. Then most of the time folks would think I was mad or god forbid they were goon defense force. Its great to just meet a new person who fully understands how broken Dave is who you don't worry if they are going to try to dox you to get in good with the SA overlords.

With that in mind I have got a group of about five friends left from back then. We occasionally bring up some new twisted story about Dave we heard and chat about it, because honestly so few people got how crazy he is and you can't just bring up around people who don't properly understand that.
 
it could work - every part of him's a whole, and it's been shown that all the parts can think independently. the question is, are the independent parts smart enough to pass the blame on one another for survival? more importantly, i don't want any more fuckin' babyfurs spidering around here, the infestation's bad enough as it is, god fuckin' damn.
you are all enablers

for what it's worth, this one (seemingly passed off as a commission) looks a lot like Shmorky's actual art. it has those really big eyes he has a habit of drawing, the simplified method of drawing hair/fur, simplified body shapes that are actually stretched more fluidly than Sandypants' "own" work (due to Shmork's experience in animating), and linework that looks like it came out of Adobe Flash (all of Flash's linework is very wobbly in earlier versions, and Shmork has animated for years). Shmork seems to prefer Flash for generally everything, and a lot of Sandy's art looks like old school Flash gradient tool (though it could easily just be early old school bad photoshop idk Dave is inept when he's forced to use other media in general). Sandy's animation is a lot more frigid than Shmorky's, and her shapes don't bend (even in earlier years Shmorky really liked to do hand-drawn frame by frame).
don't mind me i wanted to be an illustrator when i grew up so i'm nitpicking details. after looking over a lot of the stuff Sandy drew and browsing Shmorky's Tumblr/Twitter, i've noticed too many things that are different. even artists that want to feign being someone else have too many tells in their art, because when an artist starts drawing, their entire technique is influenced very heavily by how they perceive the world around them. it sticks with them no matter how much they improve, so even if an artist is good enough to mimick someone else, they have "defaults" that they go to (for example, Akira Toriyama of DBZ fame has such a difficult style to mimick that it takes a lot of study to duplicate it).

that being said though, it could easily just be Shmorky just refusing to draw anymore and buying art, since there are a lot of other commissions, including some garbage done by Richard Katellis, the degenerate behind the blight-on-this-earth Kit N Kay Boodle (i'm not linking it, go get your own ticket to hell), but who the fuck knows.

Jesus, why would you commission the Kit N Kay Boodle guy, of all guys? Fucking nobody likes that guy.

But I certainly see the Shmorky in that first Sandypants. Also, I unironically dig that Shmorky Krampus drawing. I'm a sucker for monsters, I guess. So sue me.

i just found it incredibly strange that Sandy happened to be watching so many of the same artists that Peaches watched (even though it was a small amount overall), was involved in the fandom for the same furry webcomic to the point where they both drew and sent the creator fanart (of the same damn character), had several mutual friends who also drew fanart for that comic, and yet... they apparently didn't know each other. literally no history between the two to be found, even though Sandy conveniently kept popping up in places just in time to totally miss Peaches.

Yeah, that is fucking weird. I'm with you on that.
 
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