Fanfiction Horrors

Chandelier · Dec 4, 2024

Here's another dump (yes, I'm being a bad girl by triple posting) of fics. Some of them will be multi-chapter fics but have not been updated yet.

This fic is written by a trans author (shocker) and she's very concerned about disability rep! She also inadvertently clocks her 'gay sex' by mentioning an orgasm gap - a problem that exists more among women than men.

I'm glad Jayce stands twice, and that the author cannot use 'and'. You will notice that the dialogue attempts to be quirky and relatable and comes off as absolute cringe. It is unbeta'ed, but I don't think a beta could help with this.

> Oh wow, very descriptive
No, it really isn't. You're just describing the obvious here. Any time these characters speak, I go, 'no fucking shit'.
> He didn't have many friends in the academy...yeah not many friends
What did I just say?

> Doesn't want to trouble people
Yeah, that sounds like a pooner alright. Multiple paragraphs are spent wasted on Jayce grabbing heavy tools from the top of the fridge. Talk about useless filler.

This woman wants to be kind to disabled people and yet here she is calling them useless and clumsy. Um, based?

He's not an enigma, he's just poorly written here. I couldn't give a damn what this guy smokes in the morning. Pooner authors have a wonderful tendency of stripping all the qualities of the original character and just basing their lives on them being trans, inadvertently showing that they are by their nature boring, uninteresting people. Amazing what you can grab just by their writing alone.

> be a pooner
> already fuck up your liver with testosterone
> fuck it up even further with alcoholism
> fit every single stereotype and stat about trans men
Wew, lad.

Ah, there's that 'demisexual' bit! Jayce is about to have affirming gay sex with this male vagina that has never orgasmed! Don't you just love it?

The orgasm gap, as mentioned earlier, is more prevalent in women than in men. This author is giving it away that Viktor is actually female, and her dumbass doesn't even realize it. The fact that pooner Viktor also is a 'slut' and seeks random sexual encounters with men also is something IRL pooners are known to do (as well as piss themselves on the regular, but whatever).

This dialogue makes me want to eat a brick. "Can I touch you?" "How are you feeling?" "Are you okay?" GET ON WITH IT ALREADY.

Of course you have the tank track scars. Those 'pretty crescent moons' that lead to nerve damage. Hot.

"Can I take these off?" Just do it already, you faggot.

Here comes the smut and the gender affirming language.

Ah yes, the wonderful pooner cock that is *checks notes* 1-2 inches long, barely the size of a school eraser, that is described as being comparable to a man's penis - all because the trans author doesn't ever want to refer to it as the clitoris because that is gender dysphoric. The use of 'hole', the least sexy word to refer to the vagina, is also typical, because they don't want to use the v-word either because it triggers them and they do not want to be reminded they have female genitalia. Tale as old as time.

> hard cock
What, that 1-2 inch thing gets hard? It's not a throbbing meaty man cock. It's the version that would be laughed at if it was actually on a man. Pooners have also admitted on their Reddit pages that their roid clits get so hard they're painful, especially if they rub against their pants. Interesting how they have to drum it up for fantasy.

> wet cock
Such great imagery there. A roid clit covered in saliva, wonderful.

This dialogue is bad enough to make me choke on my Gatorade. Who talks like this? Oh, autistic pooners, that's who.

That's right: you have to wait until the Totally Gay Penis in Vagina Sex, because genitalia has nothing to do with gender. You can identify as a man and that makes your female genitalia male, get with the times. We'll be reading all about 'slick holes' and giant Cuban cocks going into those man vaginas next chapter. Stay tuned!

This one doesn't even use capitalization. It's all lowercase.

Can't even proofread and capitalize your work. Fucking hell. "Eyes lid" you mean lidded, you dumb bitch?

"Was it worth it...but was it worth it"
Obviously fucking not.

You know, you know the thing. Jayce has been fucking around with cis pussies and Viktor doesn't like that. Trans pussy is obviously the way to go, and you're a dog-faced pony soldier if you say otherwise.

Mm, hard to tell whether this 'gay man' likes vaginas that don't feel like sandpaper or piss because pooners can't control their bladders, let alone all those cystic acnes scars and bloated faces. Man it's really hard to tell which one is superior.

Plus, we've got the token 'edge your man until he fucks you' plot, which usually is toxic IRL. This is due to Jayce talking to a black woman, btw. White pooners stop hating blacks challenge: impossible.

> Almost breaks with them
Breaks with what? These run-on sentences are driving me nuts.

Ah yes, that 1-2 roid clit you oh so desperately want to be a penis. Congrats on Jayce for finding it, I guess.

Viktor isn't a 'fragile vase', but he's a moody motherfucker who will go full Jim Crow if he catches you with a darkie. How dare you mingle with those sub-humans; white flesh and white roid clits are better!

He's so guaranteed you throw a bitch fit if he spends more than five minutes in the presence of a black woman. Why don't you don that Klan hood and start lynching already, Viktor? You'll be 'hung' in more ways than one.

This one is the author's first smut fic.

I'm getting 'You need to do better, Senator!' from Falcon and the Winter Soldier. Otherwise, it's not too bad.

Least the dialogue isn't as cringe as the one I posted earlier. Flows rather well.

Ah, there are those Rapunzel pubes, hiding that glorious 1-2 inch roid clit! It's not a pooner fic if you don't have those!

They'll use pussy and cunt no problem, but 'clit' always serves an issue. Why?

Look, I'll give the author credit: she didn't use 'hole'. I will roll my eyes at 'cock' though. Otherwise, dialogue is solid and I can overlook the other shit (somewhat). Not great, not terrible.

Here is a T4T fic that is also multi-chapter. I'll cover the second chapter once it comes out. She based this on a Hexhomos fanart, who is a vastly superior author to artist (her art is actually quite shit). Get ready for some purple prose because goddamn was this difficult to get through.

> Be Piltover, city of progress
> There are no geniuses because they are all religious zealots
> You're paid only by the state and church to be there
> Be a worse version of the Catholic church where no one wants to invest
Nice world building. What scientific advancement is there when little Miss "I am better than you" doesn't actually do anything to improve it? Maybe Camille should pick better True and Honest Men.

> My name is Napthalene
What's up, tar baby?

> Says priests are men of science
> Also says there is no scientific advancement because there are no geniuses like him
> Also says they are broke AF without state contracts, meaning their scientific discoveries have no ROI
> Admits he's a genius but also isn't paid enough because Camille is stingy and their society doesn't reward geniuses

Yes, I am confused as you are.

I already fucking hate pooner Jayce, in case you didn't realize that already. I get LoL Jayce is arrogant, but this takes the cake. It's borderline intolerable to read and I want this character punched in the face.

Also:
> be a True and Honest Man
> Don't wash your mugs after using them until they look like the swamps of Dagobah
Yeah that fits.

Cute, Mr. Genius, but sleep is a biological thing. Circadian rhythm and all that. Maybe you should read a little more? You also have to laugh that the only time Jayce is weak is when he gets his period. You poor thing, you. Too bad you're too much of a bitch the rest of the time.

Earlier, pooner Jayce nearly had a heart attack at the lack of cleanliness at tar baby's butcher shop, but here, he's fine with Viktor vomiting off his other arm while giving bread to the poor. What the fuck is that kind of logic? You think that vomit isn't going to land on your food or drive people away? Don't bitch about poor hygiene practices when you're dirtier than a Pajeet.

He wouldn't need her if scientists in Piltover were paid well, which they apparently are not, which begs the question why it's a City of Progress if there is no progress.

Wow, those are certainly a bunch of words! I never would have thought thesaurus sucking would look so cool. "Symptomatic peripheries of our lives" - so, mirages. Things that don't really exist. You could have just written that instea of purple prose.

> You are light in the absence of eyes
Damn, that's a banger line. How is that an insult?
> Ever-adapting to the circumstances that ruled his world
Why are you still a broke bitch then?

Neither does this purple prose. Give it a rest already; you don't have the skill to pull it off. It makes it a chore to get through and nothing actually gets said. Do you remember what happened? I sure as hell don't. Best focus on the T4T plot and the special tea for special cramps because we need that for our sassy, moody pooner Jayce. You go, lil genius dood!

I really do hate the JayVik fandom sometimes. of course this bitch moderated comments on her work.

Now, get a lot of THIS author's note:

Yes, a fucking child knows all about sex compared to the adult. Real fucking subtle there, bitch.

Petrusha the White · Dec 4, 2024

Chandelier said:
The orgasm gap, as mentioned earlier, is more prevalent in women than in men. This author is giving it away that Viktor is actually female, and her dumbass doesn't even realize it. The fact that pooner Viktor also is a 'slut' and seeks random sexual encounters with men also is something IRL pooners are known to do (as well as piss themselves on the regular, but whatever).

This has brought up something I've never considered before (and I kind of hate you for making me think about it). Between the vaginal dryness/tearing and the painful roid clit, does being on T make orgasm really difficult compared to a normal woman??

Chandelier · Dec 4, 2024

A twist this time in that Jayce is the pooner.

If you asked me whether a MTF wrote this, I'd believe you. The casual, almost vulgar, use of female anatomy is a hallmark of their writing, but no. This is written by a woman. So we have wonderful adages such as:
- plowing that pussy (classic!)
- slutty pussy
- made to docilely submit. If you think this is a Cardi B song, you'd be wrong.

> pussy gushing slick
> cunt drenched
> desperate to be fucked and filled
Man, this should be made into a rap song, because it sounds just like what your average Basketball American is pumping out these days.

> what a perfect slut
> gonna cum in you
Man this sex dialogue is something else. Is it bad I laughed while reading it?

> Pussy spasms in delight
> thick globs of cum
Imagine Ben Shapiro reading this and reminding you his wife is a doctor.

Don't worry, there's a 'consensual non consent' piece next chapter so be safe, y'all!

"Officer it wasn't my fault, the guy dressed like a hippie slut"

>Sensitive areolas
Huh, I was under the impression that once you got the tit chop, your nerves got fried over there - when the nipples themselves don't fall off.

Wow, Jayce's pussy is fully sentient to the point it makes decisions all on its own! Now, does it pay taxes and represent itself in court?

I will give the author this, though: there is no use of 'hole'. That word drives me up the wall, because women have four. Not that pooners know much about their own female anatomy because it triggers them so much.

Why does it make me think of Patrick from Spongebob? He's that shade of pink. Imagine him reading this, poor thing.
> His pussy, tame an obedient
I thought it was defiant and didn't agree with stuff? Now it wants to have a word? I bet it wants to talk to the manager.

I guess it lost its Karen status because it got fucked so hard.

> needs that pussy fucked hard and rough
> precious pearl
> conquered pussy
Damn we really need Cardi B rapping this!

That pussy needs some manners. It can't be drooling everywhere. It still needs to speak to the manager.
> Can't oppose him any resistance
What?

They're both astral beings, btw. I don't think I've ever seen a vagina have more character than the characters themselves. Maybe it should reboot the Vagina Monologues or star in Sex and the City. This got 150 bookmarks (as of this writing). Are you impressed?

This one doesn't even have proper dialogue formatting. The author would like you to drink water and stay safe. After reading this, either the author is ESL or she doesn't know her own mother tongue.

Yeah, that's definitely ESL. The dialogue format gives it away, and this was unbeta'ed. Which is weird because the AN read perfectly fine.

> no one eats a pussy that good
> still gets jealous when Jayce goes after 'cis' pussy
Must be that sandpaper texture.

> feeling his limit ever closer
Eh?
> unbridled ecstasy sensation invading each part of his body
Okay...
> One of the most influent names
She means 'affluent'.

> make silence for me
Yeah that's ESL. Just checked the author's profile and yes, she is indeed ESL.
> His extension
Fucking hell, you can't even use 'cock'? The fuck is this?

Weird how 'moaned like a slut' is in perfect English while everything else is not.

Jayce is one syllable, come on. Roll that word around in your mouth. it's not that hard.

Some ESL speakers will write literal fucking Shakespeare and you are gobsmacked at how they do it. Not the case here. I think English idioms go over her head - as well as quotation marks.

I'll post more later. This is just a refresher.

Petrusha the White said:
This has brought up something I've never considered before (and I kind of hate you for making me think about it). Between the vaginal dryness/tearing and the painful roid clit, does being on T make orgasm really difficult compared to a normal woman??

This has been discussed in the SRS/related threads, but yes, T causes so many issues that pelvic pain and things like loss of bladder function has been reported in at least 50% of them. This study blames it on depression, but nearly all of them have pelvic pain. IIRC, around 48% of normal women have pelvic pain. Testosterone does indeed increase sex drive and that is reported in that group. In the orgasm section of that study it does say they have a 30% increased ability to orgasm, but they include this with metoidioplasty and the Frankendong surgery. Other studies show they retain a sexual attraction similar to bisexual women. This paper says that yes, thanks to testosterone, they achieve orgasm more, but they suffer more pelvic pain because T fries their vagina - and they'll admit it if you push them enough. It's not a great trade-off. Sure, you might get aroused more, and better, but your internal organs eventually atrophy and the pain increases until it isn't pleasurable anymore. So when you read fics like this of them dripping wet and squirting everywhere, it's a lie, because after a few years on testosterone their vaginal mucosa is practically gone.

Round 2.

This one doesn't have the trans Viktor tag, but he does have a vagina. The author did it out of spite for canon, and admits as much in her tags.

Yes, this dumb bitch think it's 2010 and that it's fashionable to put her author's notes in the middle of her fic. No bitch, I do not care what your personal opinions are until after I reach the end. That's what the end notes are for.

Obligatory masturbation cliché aside, note that this author writes like a teenager - and adds yet another author's note on how these characters are totally queer, tee hee! Do adults talk like this, or shut in autists? You decide.

I love how these characters talk so much and yet nothing gets resolved. They, dare I say, talk like teenage girls.

So you magically lost your wonder boner? Cool. Good to know that can happen in under a minute.

> It's well past 10 p.m.
> The sun showed no signs of coming up
...no shit, because it's early in the fucking morning.

What wonderful, natural dialogue you've got there. I totally would not brush these people off in real life while leaving them with the check.

Damn, rain came down that quick, eh? Thought it was a clear night just a few minutes before.

Oh look, Jayce has his bisexual awakening when he realizes that the 'man' he loves has female genitalia. Just remember, people: it's better than black pussy because it's got white skin attached to it.

"ERMAHGEWD I SAW A VAGINA WHAT AM I GONNA DO AM I A GAY MAN NOW?!?!?"

Watch this get turned into a lecture on how Jayce is totally gay and him fucking vaginas makes him gay.

So Jayce opened up that conversation there with a massage, which is an intimate thing to do. Neither of them get the hint. It's not Idiots in Love, it's Retards in Denial.

I already want to take a drill bit to these character's foreheads. I cannot stand this dialogue.

Oh, he's doing the fucking Steven Universe dialogue. It was bad in the show, it's bad here. Stop it.

Probably the only good moment of the fic where Viktor asserts his dom self. You don't see much of that, but it's always good to read when you find it, even in shit pieces like this.

That would have been inappropriate and likely would have made you look like a predator. Can't have that, now.

I'll give the author this, though: no use of 'hole' or 'cock' for the clit. It's just female genitalia. So it is straight sex with extra steps. But just like how fast men last in bed, this smut scene doesn't last longer than a minute.

Wow, very sexy. Other smut authors at least drum up the tension before we get to the ball-slapping action. This girl just goes right in with the jackhammering to the point I just go, 'that's it? Really?'

> Thorough with his cleaning
Sperm lasts around 4 days in the vagina so you're going to need to do better than that.
> Dick gets half hard at the question
Glad his refractory period is legendary. A shame that, for real men, it's around 20 or more minutes. Longer if they're older.

Last line for this was 'very well' so I didn't add it. Nothing home to write about, barring the author's note insertions into the fic itself because it's 2010. Seriously, this new crop of authors need to put more effort into their work. Most of the authors I know get upset when they accidentally find a typo - these hos are posting Twitter blurbs in the middle of their work and acting like it's hot shit. Weak!

This one has some cosmic trans action, because even though you have a celestial body, you can't give yourself the male genitalia you want. Nature really is a TERF.

Ever wonder what happened to those thousands of souls Viktor took away? They just disappeared. Poof. Banished to the aether. Interesting how this point is never addressed by anyone, and Viktor never faces any consequences for it.

> The cycle has been broken and they're free to observe or participate in every conceivable world
Yeah, little problem with that: they're effectively skinwalking the lives and identities of the other Jayce and Viktors they come across, who have no idea they are being possessed. So while they are out there 'traveling', Viktor and Jayce just casually upend these people's lives so they can fuck or do whatever. Rather terrifying, when you think on it.

imagine that: you spend your whole life in one universe trying to fix or heal the illness that crippled you for life (as well as those of others) only to return to the same broken body because all the other Viktors never tried to improve themselves. They just exist as they are, victims to their own circumstances. Misery porn, if you will.

You're body-snatching the life of another Viktor, whose life you view as a plaything - literally. They certainly didn't consent to this - and are they capable of doing the same thing? Is there a multiverse-multiverse? Who knows. Don't ask.

Still skinwalking, buddy. That's creepy as fuck.

And I am still pissed off that these alternate Viktors never tried to heal themselves. It was an integral part of his character and now it's just gone.

> Pink cock
It is a clitoris. It will never be a cock.
> He's getting jealous of himself
You're right, it IS absurd, more so as, you know, they're fucking skinwalking someone else. What happens when the original Viktor wakes up and realizes he's had sex without his consent? What then?
> Seethes with the idea the other him doesn't deserve this
The 'other you' is in a healthy relationship. You are not. Shut up.

Ugh, this fucking word. You can use 'cunt' no problem, but you cannot use 'vagina' or 'entrance' because it fucking triggers you so much. I am so glad female genitalia has this much power over pooners, despite their delight over giving male characters 'boypussy'.

I love it when pooners give the game away by stressing their roid clits are just like real dicks and then say 'small cock'. Real hot, there. That's exactly what we're here for: eraser-sized dicks.

> Catches against his hole
What, is he Billy Bass? Again, you can use 'cunt' no problem, but 'vagina' is your weakness?

Yeah, and you still get fucking jealous, Jayce. Imagine getting jealous over an alternate version of yourself - that YOU are currently POSSESSING - having a better sex life than you. I'd tell you to get fucked, but, well.

Ah yes, that tiny little thing that's *checks notes* 1-2 inches. Oof. Hope you have contraception, alternate Viktor, because you're going to wonder whose cum is inside you (which is really fucking creepy when you think on it).

And is there a look to a 'well-used cunt'? Sounds like male-brained porn language to me.

Is that why you casually possessed them, used them as literal fuckholes, and might've knocked one up? Smart.

> As cosmically intended
Again, this gets really sinister when you think on it: they spend their lives possessing the bodies of others to live their lives because their own existence has been destroyed. Literal parasites, harvesting the joys and experiences of others. They're like the Flood from Halo. It ain't romantic, it's fucking assimilation. It's Eldtrich horror.

'Tourists' is putting it lightly. You are parasitic invaders. You died in your timeline, now you invade and occupy the bodies and souls of others to get a 'taste' of what you deliberately destroyed. God, I fucking hate this plot. Just let this fandom die already (and considering its astronomical growth, that's a far fetched demand).

I read the tags on this and knew I had to share it.

> it's the 1980s
> You're trans during the AIDS crisis
Lmao holy fuck

Chandelier · Dec 5, 2024

This is a translated work from Chinese. It's about Jayce fucking Asmongold Viktor.

Well, because it is. Jayce has no agency in S2, as well as Viktor. Every single action was driven by Mage Viktor because that's the dastardly twist they decided to put in the show.
> Longer beard making him more attractive
He still looks like Asmongold.

Your 'saviour' that ended up dooming dozens of timelines so he could be with you. Romantic!

Glad AsmonViktor doesn't wear underwear.

Yes, this is ESL and a bad translation. "Tightly closed slit" makes me think of an elevator, and of course it's the warmest thing on an astral body that doesn't really have a corporeal form. Logic! And I haven't heard of a labia be referred to as 'moist petals' for a long time. Usually it's viewed as cringe, but it's OK if it's done for a trans character.

And BITING the clit? Fucking ouch, be careful with that shit!

Oh yeah that's Google translate tier. "Stabbed the whole thing with a force"? "Thick rod"? Must've read better in the original Chinese.

You're already in the reproductive cavity, fam, unless you are referring to the uterus. And yes, there is cervical penetration because some of these people believe women's bodies operate like the ones in hentai. You cannot breach the cervix - it's purpose is to open to allow a fetus to pass through. Otherwise that shit ain't opening. You can massage it, sure, but that requires care. Women have gone to the ER after their boyfriends penetrate them too hard.

> Hips as well as thighs soaked with moisture
What position are they in where his HIPS are getting wet?

Yeah, no. What did I just say? The cervix doesn't work like that. You might as well give yourself a whale vagina if you're an astral being capable of changing time and space. Someone has read too much Japanese porn.

Uhhhh mmmm errrgh - are you choking, sir?

Hope AsmonViktor doesn't get banned from Twitch this time!

This one involves Act 3's Machine Herald. Now, with this concept, you can absolutely play around with the 'ambiguous genitalia' bit, but this one basically used the Reddit updoot comparison for Viktor's mask so I had to read it. And yes, the author is trans.

Damn, did my boy eat some Burger King? Nothing should be compared to heartburn!

Not only did the Updoot face make me laugh, it's also the fact that Viktor literally stopped in his tracks because Jayce was ogling him. There's a hugeass fight outside and Jayce is busy eye-fucking Viktor...lmao.

"I need to save the world from you but also you're really attractive so I need to wait a minute and get my erection in order."

Man, I wonder what Cait and the others are going through right now?

Eh, I kinda like the idea he can switch his genitalia. I'll give the trans tag a pass - it actually applies here.

Isn't he fucking a metal machine? You'd think the sounds would be way different rather than pound like flesh. Hard to imagine a 'lewd' sound when the dude is entirely inorganic. Is it like sticking your hand in a tub of Vaseline, or...?

Literally how. You don't produce eggs anymore because you are no longer human. How the fuck is he going to gestate a human baby when he no longer has human reproductive anatomy? Previously I gave it a pass due to the mystery genitalia, but this is ridiculous. No eggs = no blasocyst. No fetus. God, imagine the logistics of that - no, wait. Don't.

Hair where? Around his asshole? Does he have an ass bush? Is he coated like a bear? He clearly had time to clean up before the fight.

> Around the size of his own fingers
C'mon, you can give it a little more girth.
> Twelve inches inside of him
Damn, he really is like Mr. Hands.

How stretched? You just wrote that the girth wasn't that great, but the length was. You gotta add some beef to the meat, yo!

Guess there doesn't need to be a Glorious Evolution after all. They saved each other by gratuitous amounts of fucking and cum. Who needs sad violins and orchestras when we can have this?

Yet another 'nasty' trans smut fic where the author cannot be bothered to use the word 'entrance' or 'vagina'.

Hate to remind you Viktor, but you are a woman. You have female genitalia, therefore you are female. Simple as.
> Large hands compared to Viktor
Canonically their hands are very similar in size. Pooner authors love writing Viktor with tiny hands because it adds more to the uwu innocent concept. It just makes him easier to clock as female.
> Even his fingernails
Gross, those fucker's nails are yellowed? Someone get him some anti-fungal cream!

> Edge of his cunt
> Marble tip on his rim
Which one? His cunt or his anus? Pick one.
> Massive paws he calls hands
Again, outing yourself as a wee pooner.
> Knows it is probably unsafe
Yeah, can't have an embolism after masturbating with a hammer. Do you want to star on 1000 Ways to Die?

You used cunt, pussy, and clit earlier. This is not a cock. Different embryological origins. You will never convince me that 'little cock' is anything sexy.

Probably should've used better soap if your pussy juices smell so strong. Must be the T making it so rank.

How much you wanna bet Jayce deepthroated that hammer to get a taste of that trans Viktor juice?

Petrusha the White · Dec 5, 2024

I really wish these people would just write genderbends. It'd be basically the same shit, especially since 99% of generbends nowdays are "originally female character becomes campy feminine twink, originally male character becomes hairy butch lesbian", but it'd still be way more honest.

Crybaby Xianghua · Dec 5, 2024

After going on AO3, I realized how much woke pornography is on that site.
Yep, it seems like pornography is becoming politically correct. I thought I would never that happen in my lifetime, but ironically enough, here is all the unintentional un-sexiness, right before our eyes.

It's baffling to say the least, oh, and Tumblr was a sad, tragic mistake unleashed upon our world.

Aunt Carol · Dec 6, 2024

Crybaby Xianghua said:
Yep, it seems like pornography is becoming politically correct. I thought I would never that happen in my lifetime, but ironically enough, here is all the unintentional un-sexiness, right before our eyes.

I'd rather scroll past a dozen scat fics about my OTP than get into a story that seems decent, until the characters turn into puppets expositioning at each other about identities.

It's such a weird phenomenon. The pooner porn is clearly just self-inserts, but there are so many stories written by palpably well-meaning authors that decide to put in a chapter-long interlude where Steve Rogers just says "huh" every other paragraph while the author wearing a Tony Stark mask explains the theory of demisexuality circa 202whenever it was written, and at the end Steve says "oh, I see, I used to know a guy who was like that."

If you're going to do it, go back to writing characters OOC for the purposes of getting them into bed together, like authors used to do. There shouldn't be Very Special Episodes of smut.

Chandelier · Dec 6, 2024

New dump. Safe to say JayVik is one of the fastest growing pairings on AO3 - it's got as many fics posted per day as Genshin Impact. Believe me when I say that prior to November 9th, it used to be quiet.

This one has the classic 'gay sex' tag when one of the characters has a vagina. Fellas, is it gay to have penis in vagina sex? Better not use 'vagina' because it may be dysphoria inducing.

How much body hair are we talking about? Because Viktor at this point doesn't have body hair as he's basically a cyborg (with a robo pussy). It would be Jayce that's hairy, and he doesn't have any hair on his chest.
> They hadn't turned the lights on
> Afternoon light shied away from the glass panes
How do you know it's an afternoon light if it's not entering the room?
> Touching at the pelvic bone. Right down to the pelvic bone.
You don't have to write this three fucking times, dumbass.

Oh you're about to be really confused, buddy, because your 'best friend' and 'best male friend' actually has a vagina.

So, the guards stared at Viktor as he re-enters the building, but not when he left...and never had any questions? Huh. And of course there's an obligatory Mel mention because that useless nigger is just a beard according to the fandom.

> I have to go Jayce
He says, right after accepting Jayce's offer to come back, lmao

Ah, there's that testosterone injection reference! We have to have that for the genuine dood experience. The fact that Viktor 'never intended Jayce to know' when transphobia isn't a thing in Runeterra (thanks, Amanda), means he was doing a little rape by deception, or wanted to pass off as a male because women apparently are weak and can't be scientists. Feminism!

Fellas, is it gay to be obsessed with vagina? According to pooner authors, yes, yes you are! Because a vagina is a male organ if they say so.

> He found scans of what Viktor might have looked like
So you looked at a woman's skeleton, wow. Yes, we have different skeletons. Glad you're discovering this, Man of Progress.
> That really looks like a
Like a what? A penis? No, roid clits don't look like penises because they aren't them to begin with. Testosterone may bulk up pooners but it can't change their skeletal structure, including their skull shape. You'll clock them from those big, pleading dog-eyes of theirs.
> What stupid fucking questions
Indeed, Jayce is figuring out what women are. Amazin'!

Fellas is it gay to imagine your female partner getting fucked? Sounds like you're a bit of a cuckhold, to be honest. Are you iDubbz?
> Little engorged cock
You see a lot of this in pooner fic, and they think it makes it look hot. It really doesn't when you know that this 'little cock' is 1-2 inches big, no larger than a school eraser.
> Thought of his guy friend having a pussy
Well then he isn't a guy, is he? And you're not gay, either, if you're this obsessed with female genitalia. You're straight, homie. But I congratulate you on wanting to fuck that sandpaper pussy, because that's what T does to the vagina over time.

> Press their cocks together
So we have an actual meaty man cock and this itty bitty roid clit. Fun. Sexy. Usually when actual men compare their dicks it's a humiliation contest; that's how you know Viktor isn't one because if a real man had a microdick, everyone would mock him. Gay men are brutal regarding size.
> Their dicks felt so good to touch each other
Ah yes, the roid clit and the mega Mexican cock, such a combo.

This actually made me laugh. This author, despite all her attempts to pass off Viktor as a man, knows exactly what a man is when she wants actual cock. She knows Jayce is male, that a cock is a male organ, that everything about him is male. Meanwhile, Viktor, the pooner, gets either a pussy or a hole, because they all have mental breakdowns at the word 'vagina'. It's like wielding a devil's true name.
> The juice from Viktor's hole
Which one?

You can use cunt real fine, but not vagina. Why 'hole'? It's not sexy. And it's hypocritical. Make up your mind already.
> Curving his body like a moon
You mean crescent moon?
> Jayce's dick was the biggest that had ever filled him
Yes, I'm sure the other actual males with male cocks who fucked his real Manly Pussy that feels like sandpaper felt the same. What a slut.
> Own cock had filled up instantly at the sight of it
Yeah, imagine comparing your wee 1-2 inch 'cock' at what? A 10 incher? 11? It's like comparing a chick pea to a cucumber. You'd be laughed out of the gay club, homie.

> Underside of his cock rubbed against Jayce's
Lmao how? It's not stretching that far out of the clitoral hood, even as a roid clit. You must be bending the poor thing like it's a pool noodle.
> Head of Viktor's dick
You mean the clitoris?
> Pussy soaking and gripping the length of Jayce's cock
Well at least your robo pussy doesn't have to worry about being dried out due to T.

Lmao, you were never a man to begin with if you have to rely on a needle to give you that 'man juice'. You know full well what an actual male is when you want dick. Funny, that. You aren't seeking out other roid clits despite them being equivalent to the 'real thing'. It's always men. Sounds rather TERFy, don't you think?

This one is about a competence kink. Can you guess that the author is trans? By far the most competent one in this batch.

Eh, you can almost forget that Viktor is a pooner in this. And, when it comes to the smut, this author (at least in this fic) did not use 'hole' or 'dick' for the roid clit. Points for that.

Eh, I kinda like the dialogue.

At least it's a better use of 'you're beautiful' than in the show.

Well, least it didn't use 'hole' like I said. Rather tame for a troon smut fic.

Well, time for some actual degeneracy.

This one is about a Hextech sex toy.

Odd use of a metaphor there, because lava will burn your flesh right off if you touch it. It's like using 'pretty acid'.

Never a dull moment where trans JayVik fans announce their hatred for black women. We get it, you fat white autists: you don't want that dark meat tainting your white meat. Just perch that white hood a little higher, eh?

Also, you have to admire that despite going down on Mel, she still has to use sex toys because he isn't good enough, lmao.

> Knew he was about to be taken by someone more physically capable
Gotta love these little clocking moments where the wee pooner is boxed in by the larger male. Sounds a little TERFy, but what do I know?
> Larger build was enough to engulf him twice over
Huh, it's almost as if you know, instinctually, which one is the actual male.

> How did Jayce know about this?
Didn't Viktor tell Jayce that the item in his hand was a sex toy, when Jayce himself didn't know what it was? That means Viktor knows what they are and what they do, and now he suddenly doesn't. Can't even remain consistent in porn, FFS.

So, they have had sex before, but Viktor has never had an intense clitoral orgasm from Jayce. Sad! And he does/doesn't know what a sex toy is and what they do. You mean to tell me they've never had foreplay? For shame!

If your cunt is 'gushing so easily', aren't you already ejaculating? Or did you forget you were doing that too like the sex toy?

Sounds like you need to invest in some gender affirming sex toys, my dood.

Indeed, imagine experiencing foreplay with a sex toy for the first time? Viktor truly got to have the female experience: with their male partners not knowing how to give them a clitoral orgasm. Sad! And very gender affirming, too.

This one talks about the perks of being a God...and retaining your female genitalia because you are now 'gay husbands'.

Itchy. Tasty.

> Tiny waist
Yeah that fits.

Man this dialogue really does fit into a 1980s porno, doesn't it? It's so cheesy you could stock a McDonald's with it.
> You're the sexiest being in the entire universe
Careful, Aatrox and Mordekaiser might take umbrage with that.

Fuck, she's really going all in with this shitty dialogue LMAO

> Cock
> Hole
And yet, this author will use cunt and pussy in the very next paragraph. You're a God and can change your body at will; what need is there to be trans? Oh right: identity politics. You need to IDENTIFY with something; you need to be seen. Makes sense you need these characters to be your springboard because no one would dare call you sexually desirable in real life.

> drowning out his stuttered benedictions
...what?
> Pure electrons were flooding his nervous system
Eh, you trying to create a nuclear bomb in there with this 'he moans'?

You used pussy just fine, and yet, you have to use 'hole' because you get triggered at your own damn anatomy. Wash your ass, you filthy pooner.

Yes...she used this fic as a dating proposition. Fellas, you want to date an autistic pooner who thinks she's a gay man and will take anything you'll give her because she's that desperate? Hit her up. Go on, make that 'gay man' proud.

Petrusha the White said:
I really wish these people would just write genderbends. It'd be basically the same shit, especially since 99% of generbends nowdays are "originally female character becomes campy feminine twink, originally male character becomes hairy butch lesbian", but it'd still be way more honest.

Because they don't actually want that. They want trans characters because it is a expression of themselves and they admit as such; it's also their way of 'rubbing it in the faces' of normal fans who get irritated by it. They love creating drama and they will also admit they love the hoopla they create when they slap a 'boypussy' on a male character. Of course these autists don't realize that in doing so, they're just creating female characters who get used and abused by 'proper' male ones, something they try to escape from in their trans fic. It truly is straight fic with different labels, but they insist with all their hearts that they are gay men.

Crybaby Xianghua said:
After going on AO3, I realized how much woke pornography is on that site.
Yep, it seems like pornography is becoming politically correct. I thought I would never that happen in my lifetime, but ironically enough, here is all the unintentional un-sexiness, right before our eyes.

It's baffling to say the least, oh, and Tumblr was a sad, tragic mistake unleashed upon our world.

I have posted the data, but yes, this influx came in around 2015 with all these gender labels. These are largely white autistic females writing this - because despite all the claims of wanting to be diverse, fanfiction is largely a whites-only affair, although we don't really know what Chinese women are up to - who take on these labels and you can see the transformation in real time. It's picked up post COVID and now they can be found strutting around Twitter on how they love turning male characters into pooners. But, same as anything else, you point out that what they're writing isn't slash or gay sex and they'll stomp their 5'0 feet and argue that yes, it is, because 'genitalia doesn't have a gender'.

They likely won't grow out of it or peak either, even though most of their stuff is unironically based in that they know full well what a male is when it comes to the 'dominant' male fucking the 'weaker' male who is made a pooner. All that shit they cry about they justify in their fic, because deep down, they really do want a tradwife lifestyle with a white guy with a big dick.

And then of course, they will post shit like this while calling their political enemies pedophiles:

If I was capable of time travel and multiverse hopping like AsmonViktor I would summon Gary Plauche from the dead so he can do his work. 'Why Gary, why?' will be heard across the fabric of time and space.

Round 2. This one is about pegging, from yet another established trans author.

Glad to see pooners, in their attempt to be Real Doods, can't invest in proper hair care. No wonder their hair gets greasy so fast and falls out before they're 30. Least they got that part about being a man right!

> Golden glow that transcends brown and green
So, gold. Or amber. Those are perfectly valid colours.

Yes, it takes this fucking long for Jayce to say he wants to get pegged. I rolled my eyes at this and went 'get the fuck on with it already!'

Why would you argue over a foam mattress? Those things are nice. And since Viktor is a disabled pooner (lmao) you need that extra support. The fuck you bitching about, the cost? The taxes? Gimme a reason!

Glad to see Jayce shivers twice. Must be because of that legendary trans pussy.

Buddy, you are fucking a pooner. You have already convinced yourself that you are a 'gay man' because the vagina owner you're fucking identifies as a man. Give it a rest.

> Familiar plea pressed and slid between his lips on the tidal pull of another soft, slow kiss
Tidal pulls aren't exactly slow. It took me a few readings to get this sentence straightened out.

Ah, here comes the trans shit. First, she writes that Viktor developed a fuckton of hair growth all because he did his T shots, and then writes that it's 'sparse fur' (fur is not sparse unless you have mange) before turning to 'fine hair'. Pick a description because these are contradictory. Of course the pooner gets excited over the jungle bush growing down there - and yes, we again have a case of the Rapunzel pubes, because pooners don't know the concept of trimming.

> Proud, eager little cock
Definitely not something you want to hear as an actual man, because remember, this roid clits are only 1-2 inches big.
> Properly fucking dripping down the length of his cunt
Is the cum moving upwards, defying gravity? Because that's the imagery I got when I read that.
> Mouth sealed to the ichor of the heavens
It's always nice reading fics like these where the trans male characters drip like Niagara Falls, when in reality, after a few years on T, they need estrogen suppositories because their vaginas dry and crack like old concrete. Never let facts get in the way of your trans porn.

> Underside of his cock
Man must have Houdini skills because that wee roid clit is just barely sticking out of the clitoral hood.
> Pulsing, eager cock
Yes, that little school eraser is throbbing like Jayce's genuine 10 inch Hispanic hog.
> Testosterone had given enough length he could not so much as bob as rock his mouth
So a micropenis. Remember, 1-2 inches. Something Korean women would laugh their asses off, and gay men would mock on their social media.

> You're a very large man
> Uses a dildo that's slightly smaller than him
> Jayce acts as if it's a Boss Hog
Kek

Damn, that's quite a ways to downplay anal penetration. She didn't go this route when she had her 36k multi chapter fic of trans Viktor getting fucked in a bar.

"Please when it's please when it's please" - why does this remind me of a Flying Kitty YTP?
> Deeper and deeper and deeper and deeper and -"
Are we going to Deepwater Horizon?
> His cock is buried to his goddamn fucking lungs
How big is Jayce? The dildo is smaller than him. Is he packing like a bull or...?

Huh. More emphasis was placed on the cunnilingus and that super duper wet pooner pussy (which dries up real fast in real life and they all suffer from pelvic pain lmao) than the pegging. Can't even tame a pseudo gay man into submission, sad!

You want a fic from a trans disabled Hawaiian with DID? Here you go:

I've skimmed it. It's not bad, but very purple prose-y in certain places. She wants to do a good job.

Chandelier · Dec 6, 2024

So, uh...you into characters literally acting like dogs? This one has you covered. The author was inspired by TikTok.

Yes, these weird human-animal hybrids are a furry's wet dream. Yes, the dialogue is as cringe-worthy as you can expect. Yes, they repeat themselves a fucking lot. Yes, they have tails. Yes, they wear collars. No, they are not being handled by animal control. You will wish that they were.

Slight ABO elements? You decide. If Jayce is a dog, get him a shock collar. Preferably high voltage.

"Green-like smell" - such as? That's incredibly vague.

And yes, it did not take me long for me to get irritated at all the literal whining, hissing, and growling these characters do. I am almost tempted to sic a pitbull on them.

That's right: bite right into his artery and watch him bleed out into the floor. That would be far more interesting than whatever the fuck this is.

If this dialogue does not annoy the fuck out of you, congrats, you have far greater patience than I do.

No, you're a bad boy Jayce, and I would sooner sell you to a Korean dog meat farm than let you talk a minute longer.

> My Jayce, My Jayce
Please for the love of God, just shut the fuck up. I cannot deal with the cringe. You managed to make me want to drink bleach during a handjob scene.

You just asked that, retard. Guess you really did keep the dog-like mentality of having the IQ of a seven-year-old.
> His space, his dog
Cool, now I'm going to neuter him and potentially sell him to a Korean restaurant. I'll make you watch as hungry patrons eat him.

TikTok was a fucking mistake, importing shit-grade quality such as this to fandom.

Anyone want to call Caesar Milan?

You into some hot trans phone sex? It's canon compliant, that's why everyone acts completely OOC.

Fellas, is it gay when you have a lil crescent moon next to your name like you're in an astrology session? Very manly, dood.

I guess 'cum' is out of the question now because it's too blasé. Sticky slick makes me think of candy. Vaginal mucosa is more gooey than sticky, btw.

We've got:
- Rapunzel pubes
- Porn spread of labia
- 'hole' instead of 'entrance' or 'vagina' while 'pussy' is used just fine
Damn, didn't know the vagina was like popping open the lid of a jar. These sounds are incredible.

> leaking hole
> loose hole
The vagina is a muscle. Even in trans porn, pooners cannot help but write it the way men do when it becomes 'loose' from use. If anything, all those years of T would make it tighter (from atrophy, that is).

That is quite a pose for a person who canonically has difficulty bending his right leg. These contortionist poses are incredible; you'd never know he was disabled!
> Stuck his tongue inside his pretty hole
Which one?

Glad that 'loose and sloppy' hole is tight right when it needs to be for the plot. And damn do they moan a lot.

The squelching sure was louder when Viktor was fingering that 'pretty pink pussy'. Did he turn the volume down on it, or something?

Weren't they already in a relationship? Why make a big fuss about 'finding your companion for life' when your True and Honest Man sends you text messages with uwu crescent moons and giggles at the end of sex? Real manly, dood. Next you'll tell me you'll act shocked at the positive ClearBlue test.

Hot for teacher? This one's got you covered.

Why are you so concerned about the students noticing it? They know you are both married, and presumably there isn't any homophobia here. What's the big deal? Disciplinary action?

Fellas is it gay to be 'gay married' to someone with a vagina?

I confess it took me a few reads to get who was the one with the red and purple marks over their clavicle, and it was Viktor. Also, something to note from the SRS thread: pooners who get the tit chop usually have either super sensitive nerves there or none at all, because of all the damage to the surrounding tissue. Pooner nipples are also very weird looking and either look like misshapen salamis or dog ears. Something to keep in mind.
> Anyone could have dropped by and seen them
Glad you're finally concerned about that.

Yes, and who started this again? Jayce because he was turbo-horny. Do you need to be castrated like a dog?

I also notice 'starved man' is used a lot in these fics. An overused simile, if there ever was one.

> aching to show off his hole
Which one?
> Thumbs the sensitive skin around his cock
You mean the clitoral hood around that roid clit? Because it ain't a foreskin.
> Slowly pumping Viktor to full hardness
Doesn't work like that. Roid clits, I've heard, are pretty sensitive, and do not work like male penises do. Yes, the clit can become engorged with arousal, but to treat it like a male's penis is retarded.
> Twisting the head between his fingers
Ouch. Having that 1-2 inch roid clit pinched sounds like it hurts. And it would barely fit into the palm of Jayce's hand, lmao. It'd barely be bigger than his pinky nail.

How sexy. And again, which one? We have four. Always funny how pooners will use male language for their anatomy because it 'makes them feel good', yet insist they aren't female and that we need to change ours. The absolute entitlement.

Ah yes, stroking that 1-2 inch roid clit. Hot! It's not as if the new batch of TikTok fans know any better; they probably think the two look and act exactly the same!
> His cock rutting against his hand
Too small to do that
> His hole tightening
Le sigh. I fucking hate that word.
> His cock twitch
Too small to do that.
> Fuck-fucking me so well
Is this a new Slipknot song? Has the same beat as 'Custer'.

You're going to be walking around with expired sperm up that pooner hooha all day. Imagine the mess it's going to make. Extra bleach, please. Tissues are not going to be enough with that amount of Hispanic horse cum.

Just don't ask the students why the room smells like spoiled meat and why Dr. Gallagher is in the corner staring at them like it's 'Hereditary'. It's gay sex, promise. They're totally gay. Gay married.

Here is some 'consensual non consent' play, aka rape play, aka power fantasy. A redundant term if there ever was one.

Yeah, just treat the token black character as a piece of shit. No niggers in slash.

Huh, sure doesn't sound like a negotiated sex scene, if you ask me.

So...where's the so-called consent in this 'consensual non consent'? I don't see any talks beforehand.

Never thought I'd read a fic where a pooner fucks a man with his own hammer. There's a metaphor in there somewhere: of the masculine man brought to ruin based on a phallic piece of equipment by a woman pretending to be a man in a robot body pretending to be human. Pottery.

Y-y-yeah - D-d-dance till you're dead

> Was he punishing himself for wanting it
Uh, I don't see any indication you actually want it, bud.

> There were times I wished I had the anatomy to do it
You already did, as a woman? Women have vaginas and anuses? Except we usually don't fuck ourselves with hammers and guys are the ones known for shoving weird things up their asses? What did she mean by this?

> Character is still crying
> No indication they ever gave any verbal consent
> No indication there was any talk that this was CNC
> Just reads like rape
> It IS rape
Nice.

He says he really wanted it, but that's not the impression I got from the text. There was no indication at all that any of this was negotiated beforehand; Viktor just went all in with that hammer. Talk about misleading labels. Also, rather on the nose that it's a woman, pretending to be a man, sodomizing a man with a hammer and gaslighting him that he really wants it? Guess they adopted that part of manhood, after all.

Chandelier · Dec 8, 2024

You want some CompHet Jayce in a world where homophobia isn't a thing? I'll give you CompHet Jayce. Because it's totally gay to fuck a man's pussy.

> He is not completely stupid
> Is not completely honest with Ekko
I'm pretty sure Ekko can come to his own conclusions about what happened, especially since he's the one who threw the Z-drive at Viktor's head. Ekko really must believe in the Power of Friendship to bring Viktor back to his hideout - that was almost forgotten in the entire second season.

Jayce was around long enough for Caitlyn to launch her strike team - he made weapons for them after all - so for him to act surprised that Enforcers could do this is peak ignorance and privilege. He clearly has learned nothing since S1. 'Tone Deaf' is taken to its maximum potential in this.

Funny, because Hextech still exists. The gems used to power it still exist. The tech itself and the schematics still exist. What happens next is that it goes to another family, presumably Camille's. So yeah, you died for nothing, homie.

> Jayce knows it as well as he knew Mel was a mage
So...not at all? He didn't know she was a mage until she told him - and she didn't know at that point, either.
> Viktor is also a mage
He's some weird techno-mage that uses the arcane, but since the arcane got yeeted back to obedience, you can't really say he's a mage anymore. And I'm never getting over that fucking dumb that plot is.

Is it really? He did it without Jayce's consent, in a fight, in an attempt to assimilate him. It's like taking a slave brand as your own; it's not as empowering as you think it is.
> What do you say when the last thing you did was shoot him in the chest?
You...didn't have to? All you had to do was talk to him?

> Why am I still alive?
Just to suffer.
> How could I have been so blind, Jayce?
Plot. Because the same rationality and emotion you threw out five minutes later you got back because this tone deaf motherfucker batted his eyes at you. It was shitty in the show, it's shitty here.
> You could have never known
He did...? Way to strip him of his agency. He fucking knew. Now let him endure the consequences.

> Everything they had ever done ended with them
They only meet because of Ekko. He is literally the catalyst for the entire plot.
> Bound together, from the very beginning
All because Mage Viktor was too fucking selfish to let a kid die.

You also have to love that despite being informed of a mass funeral of his own people, Jayce's first instinct is to feel relief for himself. What a fucking asshole. And the fact Ekko is willing to run cover for a hivemind genocidal maniac says a lot.

I thought you wouldn't be recognized with that beard, Jayce? And it's tone deaf as fuck to mourn yourselves when your own actions led to the deaths of thousands. The fucking lack of self awareness, my God.

Yeah, that's not platonic. Might as well start sucking dick.

> Can't imagine himself leaving Zaun and Piltover
> Genuinely believes no one will recognize him despite having a very recognizable face, beard or not
Oh, and this new disabled identity of his rather pisses me off. He broke his leg falling down a ravine; he was not born with that affliction. He is seen in the show fixing his broken leg, whereas Viktor had to endure multiple surgeries to correct his back. There is no comparison.
> He was never councilor long enough for them to know his face
They literally had his face on posters during the scene where Jayce confronts Viktor after meeting Singed. Guess this author forgot that.

Isn't it funny how the subplot of Hextech corrupting the tree was forgotten? 'Oh yeah the tree is healthy lmao you don't need to worry any more'. How convenient! Just brush it away as you did everything else. No biggie!
> How did Viktor manage it for so long?
Because he was born with it, you ignorant fuck. You just broke yours. With proper physiotherapy you'll be fine.

I'll never get over how the 'arcane was angry with its misuse' plot, because Hextech was originally about using runes to tame the arcane. The corruption came from Viktor's blood, not misuse of the crystals.
> The tree is fine in the end
Again, how convenient.
>The corruption hasn't spread since the Hexcore was destroyed
But it didn't before because Reasons.

> He can finally understand where Viktor was coming from all along
...Seriously? Go fuck yourself, Jayce (and the author). A hereditary condition caused by decades of unceasing pollution and terrible environmental conditions is NOT the same as you tripping down a ravine and breaking your leg - which fucking HEALED and that you RAN ON in Ep. 9. The tone deafness, my fucking God.

> It will get worse with time
Not if he fixes it with surgery or physiotherapy. It isn't hereditary. And he was running around swinging that hammer just fine with a bum leg.
> Viktor still inside the Machine Herald
Convenient, as he just let go of his emotions the episode prior.

I will turn you into a human barbecue if you say that line again, Jayce.
> Thought I loved you like a brother, got a bit confused
He clearly wasn't that confused since that 'brother' has a vagina and he's 'comphet' for some reason.

How the fuck are those things GOOD things? Those marks came when Viktor was choking Jayce and threatening him to join his cause. The fuck are you smoking?

> Camaraderie he didn't realize was missing from Piltover
Maybe you would if you weren't so prejudiced against them, Jayce. Note he never once thought about them until Viktor was dying. Not a single fucking time did they ever concern him.

Jayce also not knowing who Jinx is despite knowing she was the one who firebombed buildings on Progress Day shows the grasp this author has on lore. Some of these people genuinely do not know what the fuck they are writing and it shows.

> No one comes looking for dead men
They're going to know who Jayce is because his face was literally on posters in S1. Talk spreads fast.

Would you look at that? Jayce still denies Viktor his agency when it comes to augmentations because HE is the one to come up with prosthetics, not him. HE is the one who decides to help people. Him, not Viktor. What an insult.

Here comes that gender affirming comphet sex!

Golden mastectomy scars, go figure. Anything to make the tank tracks look sexy.

> Wet hole
> Cunt
If you can use the latter, you don't need to use the former. Pick a term relating to female genitalia and stick with it.

> They have no oil
I thought you just described Viktor as being wet? Don't tell me you forgot what you wrote within a single paragraph?

Yes, totally comphet to fuck someone with a vagina. Tell me more, dear author.

In the next chapter, the author admits she doesn't know how prosthetics work because fuck research, am I right?

Imagine that: all those years of being able-bodied and it took you falling into a ravine (and fixing your leg by yourself) to humble you. The fact he's comparing himself to him pisses me off.
> Like he believes he shouldn't be doing this
He did this in his original lore, albeit this time Jayce takes all the attention. He still has no agency, go figure.

Viktor wanted to help the people of the Undercity; Jayce just did what he wanted. Jayce never really much cared for them until it became convenient to do so. He's once again stealing Viktor's lore for himself.

You also have to love how they're placing a forge next to a tree. Hope you don't accidentally set it on fire.

I guess the author forgets that augmentations are a big thing in Zaun and Zaun produces most of the metal Piltover uses. It's literally called 'the city of glass and iron'.

Do not get me started on how Sevika being a councilor is dumb - it was dumb in the show, it's dumb here. She has next to no power as she can be vetoed at every turn. It's not even symbolic as she wasn't even well-liked by the Chem-barons, who actually rule Zaun. What happened to them? Oh right, dead.
> Hextech has been dismantled and destroyed
And there goes your economy and all progress. Before it gets retconned that it wasn't actually destroyed because the tech just went to Camille's family instead.
> No one around them know it was his and Jayce's fault
You'll never believe what they go right back to doing.

> Doesn't know how prosthetics work in a city where augmentation is the norm
> Made the Atlas Gauntlets, which would have followed the same principles
> He really is that retarded
> They both admit they're retarded because they don't think to incorporate augmentation tech with their prosthetics
> The jokes write themselves

> He only wanted this to be easy
After what you did? You can suck on a dick.
> If he is a mage, then I am a mage
Guess that Viktor Jesus arc was just wrong because you didn't use the right runes (no really this is in the plot)
> Wants to use the Arcane to power up the prosthetics
That is literally what he was doing before, except it's for a different function. Same purpose. But it's OK this time because...? Oh he's being nice to the Arcane.

It would have been better if he just let the kid die. Spare everyone from this terrible fate.
> Shooting Viktor and regretting it immediately
Funny, he never showed any signs of regret in the show.
> Hadn't they learned anything?
Nope.

> Intrinsically connected and completely doomed
You can thank Ekko for that. No apartment robbery, no meeting. Some cosmic psuedo-romances are not meant to be.
> We can actually do good this time
Yeah because you use the exact same runes and the exact same magic but it's OK though because it isn't the Hexcore.
> They can prove Heimerdinger wrong
You really didn't. You proved that little bastard right.

> We have to take this slow
> Do the exact same shit as before, just without the Hexcore
> It's OK now, the Arcane was your friend after all
Wew, lad.

> Awful scenarios where he never comes back
Uhh, Jayce? You made the Machine Herald when you shot him in the chest. That's a YOU problem, buddy.
> How many times have they tried to work through what they've done?
Uh, never? Maybe one time or two? I mean they skipped a mass funeral so they could mourn the times they didn't fuck, so...
> Viktor would not have figured it out until after everyone was dead
If he was the Machine Herald, as he was in most AUs, he literally didn't give a shit. And both still don't now, because attending funerals from a war you caused is too much trouble.

> Use the same runes they used for Hextech, barring the Shuriman crystals
> Harness the same magic, albeit not as powerful
> Has to be reminded again of how the Hexcore came into being (Arcane coming into contact with Viktor's diseased blood)
> Do the exact same shit and pretend they're better for it
Wew, lad.

> Understands the Arcane at the Hextech level
> Not at a magical level
> Hextech is magic controlled by science
Yeah, this author is dumb as fucking rocks.

How strong is that wine? Hard liquor is where it's at if you want to get blasted.

Again, how strong is this wine? How much are they drinking if everything's syrupy?

> He's never had sex with this before
Guess that nigress never gave him such a gender affirming blowjob. Comphet ain't the same when you go black.

> Placed upon the map of Zaun immediately
> Worried about people recognizing them
Should've thought about that before hand. This is Zaun; it's not hard to bribe your way to a new identity. Also curious to see them stand out in a city made on augmentations.

> Has lived in Zaun for a while
> Knows jack shit about it and has no intention to
> Admits he'd be recognized by his Man of Progress posters despite saying no one in Zaun knows him (something I brought up)
> Never got to see the individual improvement Hextech could bring
Uh...the city underwent a massive leap in tech during the seven years that occurred between Act 1 and Act 2 in S1. The fuck you mean, Jayce?
> They never got that far
Uh, yes you did. You needed that patron money anyways, you entitled fuck.

> Any kind of apology
> Steals Viktor's entire arc and passes it off as his
> Viktor only exists to revolve around him
Huh, so it really IS close to canon.

Yeah Jayce, you spit at her, just like you spit on Viktor's life by pretending his illness and disability is comparable to your broken leg. Hope you choke on those gold coins.

BTW, Sevika wouldn't pick a Piltie assistant. She'd go local. She above all others knows how arrogant Pilties can be.

Oh I'm sure Ekko LOVES buying shit from Piltover, the people who spat on him and his people for decades. Talk about rubbing it in his face.
> Takes Jayce too long to remember that Ekko was also transported by the corrupted rune
Maybe if you weren't so self-centered, you would have figured that out?

> He doesn't know what he means
> Knows it in an instant
Pick one.
> We're not those people anymore
You kinda are, just without the Hexcore. You're still doing the same shit.

> Admits they'd be killed if found
> Jayce admits he'd be recognized because Zaunites know him from the posters
> Zaun is also a place where bribes go a long way
> No new Chem-Baron shows up to offer protection
Oh, and I will not forgive this author for stealing Viktor's entire arc. Jayce is unworthy of his character development, thank you very much.

> Can't face the consequences of their actions, instead choosing to 'mourn' their past selves
> Come off as incredibly self-centric and arrogant

Mage Viktor 'lost it all' and kept perpetuating doomed timelines thanks to a bootstrap paradox. What a guy. And thanks for admitting his Jayce is still alive as a frozen automaton. How romantic.
>They're tied together in every universe
If not for Ekko. No Ekko, no raid, no meeting. So it isn't 'every single possibility', because the one where Vi dies leads to no creation of Hextech. Funny how that works.
> Jayce is the reason they fell down this path
Why, yes. And it's because mage Viktor put him down that path, because something something muh cosmic romance.

> Bases this entire fic on how the arcane is dangerous
> Wants to go on magic adventures because Viktor is a mage and the arcane is cool with him now
> Admit they want to eschew all personal responsibilities because they want to have fun
> Make them sound like the most hedonistic pieces of shit alive

Still not getting over how Viktor isn't even a person in this fic. Like the show, his entire existence revolves around Jayce. Jayce takes credit for his arc and accomplishments and that's okay because...? Well, guess it IS fitting because Viktor is actually a woman. Scientific misogyny? You decide.

This one admits she got rid of the plot. There is no capitalization or proper grammar.

Wow, I truly heard the desperation in that statement.

Ah, there's that classic clocking! Gotta have the wee pooner covered by the big male with a huge dick. A classic trope.

> Nest of brown curls
And we have the Rapunzel pubes! Never a dull moment!

If your dick is cramping, see a doctor, Jayce.
> Hood of his fat cock
...What fat cock? It's not even 1-2 inches. And you happily used 'clit' a sentence ago.
> Fucking his mouth sloppily
If a man wrote this it'd be mocked on r/MenWritingWomen. Since it's written by a pooner, it's art.
> Such gorgeous pinks and dusky browns
...which parts are brown? The labia? Beauty marks?
> Hole throb in want
You can use labia just fine, but not vagina? Bitch -

What cock? It's a roid clit. Can't even be considered a micropenis.

Which hole? Oh right, you meant vagina - but we can't use that word because it's too dysphoric.

Damn, how long is Jayce's tongue? He really is a dog! Especially with that leg humping action!

Interesting imagery there. I just imagine Jayce fucking Viktor's ankle like he's some stray dog fucking in the hood. Someone call animal control, already.

You want a bib, Jayce? Just to add on another fetish to the dog humping? Who says that white girls fuck dogs? Hispanic men hump white legs!
> Tries to convey his feelings without sounding like a schoolgirl
Too late, faggot. You sound like a buck broke bitch.

Author is obsessed with pussy and is trans, could you tell? It's also not beta read but I don't think a beta could've saved this shit.

There are more I mean to cover, but I'm taking a break atm. Will update later.

Thiletonomics · Dec 8, 2024

This Blue Archive fic sums up how degenerate that fandom is, and it even has the smell obsession that some fans have with the characters:

The title is even a reference to the disturbing "CUNNY" meme that is becoming more and more commonplace, and that word is also used several times in this fanfic.

Link / Archive

I also don't know why this writer needs THIS many psueds on AO3:

Link / Archive

Chandelier · Dec 8, 2024

Fellas is it gay to have a pregnancy scare and then get a random Indian woman to spread rumours that you're pregnant?

Really? You missed the 'debilitating illness' aspect of you? The very thing that impacted your life drove your intellectual obsession? Fucking hell.

Leave it to the token Indian woman to be an insufferable handmaiden. Literally squeeing and jumping up and down like an autist, over something that nearly all women are capable of. And despite being a biochemist, she doesn't seem to bother asking whether or not that T is going to affect the fetus.

Also,
> she doesn't consider herself a gossip, but here she is being a gossip
I'm about to say some Indian slurs here.

I love how everyone is just fine with the True and Honest Man being pregnant, because they truly believe men can get pregnant, instead of seeing this as a woman pretending to be a man, who had PIV sex, and then got pregnant. Delusional.

> I was excited but too scared to be excited
Whoop-de-doo, you just did the thing most straight people do: fuck, and impregnate a woman. In your case, though, it's 'spicy straight' because it's totally gay sex to have conversations involving pregnancy.

Because children fix all notions of genocidal tendency.

Yes, thank the Indian bitch who spread the rumours about you because she couldn't wait to be an 'auntie' despite having no blood relation or even friendship with the spicy straights. Watch her give the kid cholera because she didn't wash her hands.

Are you crying? You should be, because spicy straight sex and a kid fixes all wounds. Get this made into a Hallmark movie, dammit!

This one isn't even edited. Will be a multi-chapter fic, has a title by the troon Ethel Cain. Author has no idea how the FBI or cops work.

If you can see dirt from the torn up turf, it ain't that bright - source: am Leaf.
> The boys eyes burnt
You mean burned?

Yuck. Imagine being an FBI building and you're using outdated tech and 1980s colour schemes. Get with the times, fed boys!

> Assume the dangerous white male is armed
> Do not send in SWAT or armed teams
> Go right to the suspect's door without a warrant for a missing's persons case
> ???

"He's in this conspicuous building"
"What makes you say that"
"Lol, idk"
>Yeah let's just approach it for the hell of it"

> Be a dumb nigger
> get shot
Should've used that gun, homie. Now the white man has got to pay the black woman from the grave.

I also have to wonder how the FBI allowed a crippled pooner into their ranks, and as an active agent with a gun. There are plenty of other roles for those who cannot do the physical work, but one must wonder why they decided to go door-knocking for a known serial killer when they are known to do no-knock raids. I don't think this author even knows how the FBI works.

> Gets his partner killed because of his retardation
> Is not fired but given full pay
Yeah that fits. Luckily this did not happen in the Year of St. Floyd, he'd be crucified, pooner or not.

You should cry. A raid without SWAT or drawn weapons? That's on you, boo. If you're hunting serial killers they will even bring out the US Marshals. I doubt this author even knows what they are.

> Be an FBI agent
> Be broke as fuck
Guess that pension ain't shit, eh fed boy?

Wow I can't wait for this poorly researched, pooner Silence of the Lambs to be updated! Maybe another token black will get shit without fanfare!

Mila here doesn't like bigots or TERFs, and wrote a 6k word fic of trans Viktor getting a belly bulge.

>Something to hook him ono to then reveal the ugly truth
...what?
> They're mortal enemies after all
And this 'mortal enemy' bit is just a pooner being hormonal, that's all. There really is no bad blood between them.

> Quiet and intimate
> Less of a club, not so much of a wild bar
Which is it? You just picked a sports bar out of happy hour, or what?

God, that is absolutely female-brained. This really is straight sex with added steps. Pooners really do lose their shit when a hot male gives them the time of day; watch all that progressive social justice bullshit devolve into 'breed me, daddy'.

Never a dull moment when the pooner expresses her outright hatred of niggers. We get it: you fucking hate those spear chuckers; you want Jayce to fuck your pristine white pussy instead. White skin is the best skin, thank you very much.

>Random hunks in poorly lit bathrooms
Ah yes, we're leaning into the 'the trans man is a slut for authentic gay experience' thing, even though that isn't in Viktor's character.
> It's hot, it's ridiculous, it's fucking hot
That pesky female biology rearing its ugly head again, eh? Always so useless against a pretty man with a big cock.

Jayce's hands are not that much bigger than Viktor's, but thanks for confirming your tiny pooner body, anyways. 5'2 against 6'2 is quite the difference.

> Small in his grasp
> So many times he's felt like the lamb, afraid of asserting his boundaries or saying what he wants
Oh, so a scared woman taking random strangers into her bed. A gay man would have no issue telling his top what he wants; Viktor canonically would be very demanding. That's the big difference between actual M/M fics and pooner fics: the men always say what they want, how they want it without fear, and the spicy straight FTM fics always has the trans male fearful of angering the actual male. Funny how that works.
> The scarring beneath his nipples
Wonder if Viktor can feel anything, given how 'top surgery' involves frying the nerves.

> One would believe he's never seen a cunt before
I guess black cunt is second to white cunt, because white cunt is supreme. Thank you, Mila, for confirming what we all know!
> Neatly trimmed hair
Aww, no Rapunzel pubes?
> My cunt is pretty?
And apparently gushing, even though T does the exact opposite. The magic of fantasy.

> Swollen cock
> Kisses his growth
Daily reminder that that 'growth' is 1-2 inches, barely larger than a string bean.
> Between his growth and his hole
If you can use 'cunt', you can use entrance. 'Hole' makes me think you're deathly afraid of the word vagina as if it's a curse upon man, or something.

> Never had sex without protection
> Will fuck a magically wet T-addled pussy that drips like a waterfall
> This gay sex has the risk of pregnancy
Wew, lad.
Yes, going in raw with hetero-upsetero sex is very exciting for straight men. Which is what Jayce is.

> Swollen dick
> Cunt is delirium worthy
Ah, what 'gay' men will do for pussy.
> I'm high on vik-tamines
I will fucking drop kick you over the border wall myself.

> Scientific breakthrough on how to merge with your partner
Wow, it's almost as if your genitalia was made for that purpose! You might tag it as 'M/M', but you're really just writing and promoting heterosexual sex. Well done!
> Jayce's cock is so thick and heavy inside him
The female fantasy of wanting to be fucked by a guy with a huge dick, what's new? The bit about calling a roid clit a 'cock' as well, and then comparing it to the male's cock, is unintentional comedy. 1-2 inches vs the 10 incher is comparing a TicTac to a wrench. You're deserve to be humiliated at that point.

I mean, that's pristine white pussy. Top of the line, unaffected by T. Something men wage wars for. If your cock ain't drooling I dunno what to tell you - and the funniest thing about this, is that it's a LATINA writing this.
> Viktor is wet like a slide at a waterpark
Real quote. And incredible despite all those years of T - which Viktor is on. IRL, that shit is as dry as the Kalahari desert. Good luck scraping your dick against an industrial cheese grater.
> Self produced lubricant that has Jayce sliding in so easily
Yes...vaginas are incredible, aren't they? That they can do that with sufficient arousal. Glad you're figuring this out, my dear 22 year old Latina.

> Touches his own cock
Must be humiliating knowing that school eraser is so small compared to that hulking Hispanic man-meat.
> Pulls in and out of his hole
If you can use pussy and cunt other times, you can use it here. Stop being a coward. If you can praise the vagina anywhere else, don't demean it with 'hole'.
> It tastes like cotton candy
Uh...interesting, as the vaginal mucosa is rather acidic.

> Doesn't remember the last time he had someone do this to him
Fucking random strangers in bathrooms, who do not care about your pleasure and view you as a hole to fuck, will do that to you. Viewing yourself as a 'pleasure doll' is also on the nose because transwomen don't view themselves that way - they view themselves as the object to fuck others. Trans men are all these uwu cute 'I just want to be treated right' lil doods who eschew the virtues of their pristine white vaginas that can gush like the slides at a waterpark (the absolute cringe these women write will always get me).

My calculations are: white pussy (or dick) is the best, and Latinas and white chicks love Viktor because he is the perfect white specimen, no other science can convince me otherwise.

However, I think the irrational anger and hate at black women before extolling the virtues of their WHITE vaginas will never not be funny. The girl hates bigots and TERFs and yet she admits that we're the most desirable race of women. Thank you, 22 year old Latina Mila, for admitting we really are the best - male or female. You never write for races darker than Jayce, so you really do fit the bill of Hispanics being our race generals! I'd think you were a groyper were you not on Ao3.

This one is a nice helping of bondage.

Just don't go kneeling on anyone's necks, now.

Hmm, this is one of the few fics that actually addresses Viktor's disability. Still doesn't save it, though.

Man, took me a while to get this contortionist sex through my mind. He unlocked his left hand, he flips him over onto his right side where he is still handcuffed...and someone he has full range of mobility. Okay...?

His right hand is still cuffed, btw. So I guess he decided to handcuff Viktor's left in this weird circus twist?
> Though this desperation was not borne wholly of the way his nerves were still sparking
...what? Was this proofread? It doesn't make sense.
> He hadn't realized his type was a man that could make him laugh during sex
Well I would do if I was fucking a pooner with an eraser-sized roid clit they call a dick (thankfully, none of that language was used in this).

Yeah that's hot alright...now, isn't there a black man he needs to kneel on for added kink purposes?

This one isn't even subtle about its hatred for women. Mel is made a beard in this, and of course the 'gay male character' tag is added for Viktor, who is a trans man in this. Trading black hooha for a white one, imagine that.

Gotta love the open misogyny here. Jayce hates the fact he slept with a woman, and a black woman no less, and 'shits out of the bed' so he can be with his 'white and gay' 'boytoy', who is also a woman. Mel really does get shit on by this fandom.

> She was a distraction, a substitute, for his lab partner
Yeah, that's what we call a 'beard', and no woman deserves that. Women should not be used as 'experiments' for men to decide whether they like cock - or in this case, whether white pussy is superior. The best part is: these retards don't even think they're being misogynistic at all. After all, if pooners can be gay men, you can use black women as your beard.

Viktor is still a woman, albeit it's one of those cases where the trans author wants to pretend that the vagina is not a female organ provided the user identifies as a male. Jayce is just picking pristine white pussy over a black one; man, these people really do sound like Nick Fuentes fans. Imagine that.

Openly admitting you failed a class, and can't even get your grammar right in the goddamn summary:

BTW, Coming Home is now in the Top 5 of all bookmarked fics in the JayVik tag. The growth has been astronomical. Still, it doesn't change the fact her story is absolute shit. If you're wondering where the bulk of her now 800+ comments and 1500 (as of this writing) comes from, look no further:

Yes, this is the intelligence of the people reading it. They. Are. Fine. With. Strangled. Sentences. That. Make. You want. To die. This is what happens when you get Twitter and TikTok imports.

Thiletonomics · Dec 8, 2024

Here's yet another fart fetish story with the usual punny title, although it's a Male/Male pair, since fart fetish stories tend to usually have females farting, because most fart fetish writers are male, I think:

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Or do female fart fetish writers actually exist?

Dr. Arinsu · Dec 9, 2024

Activelo said:
This guy's doing a dramatic reading of some of the most horrid fanfiction he could find.
View attachment 1929055
Some highlights include:

"She picked up the fetus, inserting it back inside of her, 'At least I can try and save you. Back in you go, baby.'"
"Harry Potter's not big enough to fill Dobby's needs."
"He suddenly thrusts into me, but I felt nothing."
"Our safe word is Toyota."
"Swiper got permanently stuck inside Boots and starved to death. The end."
“I think I’m going to tease you a little more, you naughty little porifera.”
"Their tongues collided like a shit-faced driver crashing into a Walgreens at 120 miles at 2 am on his way home from Taco Bell"
“Ever since Boo joined Isis, you're out of control!”
"He drank the shit-covered milk and peed himself in pleasure."
"Thanos spazzed violently as he jazzed in his pants."

Unforunately, RegretfulReads' content is gone due to personal drama. The drama was because people alleged he was a pedophile for allowing Minors access to chats, one of which was called Slight-NSFW. Instead of answering some of the information RR deleted his profile and blanked most of his pages. If anyone here archived his videos please send them. One of the minors (who iirc made the animations) RisenHoku- Was being accused of being a grooming victim. Allegedly they claimed they weren't a victim and that RR didn't groom them to draw NSFW and they alleged most people who brought up that the allegations were out of spite/jealousy as there was "apparently" favortism.

https://www.reddit.com/r/youtubedrama/s/jwog6JG4cO

Chandelier · Dec 9, 2024

If pooner fics are not based around subtle tradwife fantasies, they're based around being a prostitute. The tags include, 'they're in love but at what cost'? You'll find out.

When I first read this, I rolled my eyes because Viktor was clocked as a pooner so easily. However, reading it, Teo immediately became my favourite character. You'll see why.
> Enough curves to sell
Mm, wonder what they could mean by that?
> Clocked me fast though
The irony.

This 'stupid crush' turns into rape-but-not-rape because Viktor deludes himself into liking it, among other things. But I'm getting ahead of myself.

> Strikingly delicate naked
> Wrap his hands around his wrists and pin him to the mattress like a butterfly
> Easy to overpower
Ah, the classic tropes. But, the more I read, the more I liked Teo. He actually respects Viktor's boundaries and does nothing Viktor doesn't ask. Jayce, on the other hand...

> Barges into an Undercity brothel with threats of firebombing and mass arrest
> Doesn't think this will enrage Zaunites further
> Acts like this in order to court Viktor
So much for bridging the rift between Topside and the Undercity, eh?

God, I love Teo. We don't know this guy but he's standing up for Viktor and calling Jayce out for his disgusting behaviour. Why couldn't be be paired with Viktor?

Teo asking the real questions. Jayce responds by threatening to burn down an establishment with nothing to go by other than his personal feelings. Surely this won't spark anything among Zaunites, oh no.

Look at Teo, being sweet and considerate and knowing Viktor has a vagina. What is the first thing Jayce does with this knowledge? Beat Viktor, almost as if he knows exactly what he is.

Can we get #JusticeForTeo? He should've been the one to have sex with Viktor. He values consent, respects him as a person, and values people's wants. Of course, Jayce doesn't give a shit and decides to take Viktor against his will - before Viktor deludes himself into saying he wants it all along.

> We're not equals
> I'm going to kill you for putting your hands on what's mine
At this point, I wouldn't cry if you were lynched, Jayce. That's not love, that's psychotic obsession.

Damn right, Teo. Jayce won't treat Viktor right. It should have been you. You toss that Molotov cocktail with all your fury, my boy.

> Viktor wants to feel seen and appreciated by his partner
Aside from how fem-coded that is, it's sad because that's not what Viktor gets. This poor boy gets the short end of the stick every time.

> Feelings? What are those?
The humanity you clearly don't have, Jayce. You're being nasty for no reason other than to stake your claim like a true and honest penis nigger.

> Determined to all but assault him
> Does so, yet Viktor still gets aroused
> Tells himself he cannot compete with a black woman, lets himself get choked and crushed in the name of love
> Convinces himself he's a masochist after all
Fuck you.

> Willing as Viktor's body is
So, despite being assaulted, Viktor gets super wet, therefore meaning he's consenting, and then gets punished for that by Jayce literally crushing his ribs George Floyd style. This back and forth on whether Viktor actually likes it gets irritating real quick, because it is clear this is not consensual and Jayce is a goddamned monster.
> Thumbing at his cock
That eraser-sized clitoris is not a dick. Shut up.

> He looks so handsome like this, it hurts
"My rapist is so handsome it hurts so much that he doesn't value me, my feelings or consent - but at least he's good looking!" How fucking insulting. Really joggin' the noggin' here.
> He doesn't have the energy to fight against his own heart
So you'll just lie there and take it because 'it's what you deserve'. No sense of self-awareness at all.
> I care, Viktor. So much
And that's why you'll rape the one you love, because you care so goddamn much.
> His fingers are ridiculously thick
On top of Viktor already being wet (seen in the previous screencap) he's getting wet again by Jayce's fingers - which aren't that much smaller than Jayce's - that are apparently as large as fucking sausages. And what does Viktor do in this situation? Appeal to Mel - as if Jayce even gave a damn about that nigress.

> Pinches Viktor's cock with his free hand
...Ouch.
> Like any of this makes sense
It doesn't. Next.
> He's got a feeling that no isn't an answer Jayce will accept
So you're deathly afraid of what he'll do if you say no, but you accept this as love and affection anyways? God, how pathetic. No hope left for this sad fuck.
> Barely above average in length, but he's thick
Ah, Coke can dick. Must make that T-dick look like a sad, miserable thing in comparison.
> For one wild moment, Viktor wants to get down on his knees and suck
Good to know that rape and assault can be undone provided you like the look of the dick assaulting you. How fucking insulting.

> Looks ridiculously slight compared to Jayce's bulk, like a debauched doll for him to play with
The perks of being a pooner. Hopelessly clocked even in fanfiction.
> Taps his tip against Viktor's cock
Must be embarrassing to know that his dorsal head is larger than Viktor's roid clit will ever be. Funny how pooners never feel shame or humiliation over microdick syndrome.

Rape is hot provided there's a belly bulge and a lot of internal monologuing about how you actually enjoy it. The 180s Viktor does is about as annoying as what happens in S2. Pick a fucking struggle!
> Wishes Jayce's attention felt less good
> Is happy he's finally listening to him
There's something there about Jayce, a man, not listening to an FTM. Some hidden subtext I'm clearly missing when Jayce listened to Viktor when he was a man. But hey, listen to a pooner and that pussy flutters. Try it sometime.

> Says he was made for his cock
> Has to do it with sexual coercion AKA rape because he never bothered to listen to Viktor's concerns beforehand
> Constantly threatens Viktor and brutalizes him but it's OK because he really loves him
Logic.

He's not just rearranging Viktor's guts - he's rearranging his morality, too. Viktor goes from being rightfully afraid and upset Jayce is doing this to him before deciding he's perfectly fine with it provided Jayce gives him his undivided attention. Selling out his humanity and dignity for a Coke can cock is...interesting, to say the least, if not retarded.

> Delivers a spank to his cock
Ouch. But hey, least hi pussy is burning and he doesn't have to worry about pregnancy, right? Right?

> Doesn't know how he'll put himself back together when Jayce leaves him again
This man is ASSAULTING YOU and that's what you're concerned about? Really, nigga? Just because you had a nice orgasm doesn't mean you get to through your situational awareness and intelligence away. What to reduce Viktor to a porn-brained coomer pooner.

> Constantly assaults Viktor and mentally manipulates him
> Viktor thinks it's true love and that he's finally being given attention
> Jayce says he's basically his live-in fuck doll and that he cannot leave and it's non-negotiable
Oh, and it gets worse:

That's right: this 'they're in love, your honour' fic includes Jayce marrying Viktor against his will ON TOP OF assaulting him. Viktor admits that Jayce's possessiveness is wrong, but that he feels wanted and that's OK and that means you can throw away your rationality in favour of getting free dick. How progressive, how feminist. He can 'play house' and have his ribs crushed and his freedom taken away but hey! Free attention!

These people are not in love. Jayce is a psychopath who needs to be sodomized with an anvil, and Viktor needs to learn some situational awareness and common fucking sense. No, the man who crushes your ribs, threatens to marry you against your will and lock you up - while you are dying to boot to stop you from leaving him is psychopathy. It's insanity.

But hey, provided you get that pussy stuffed with the Coke can dick (Hispanic flavoured) and you finally get some attention, all is well. The implications of this is...well, I'll let you decide.

Oh, and #JusticeforTeo. He should've been the one to get together with Viktor.

Dr. Arinsu · Dec 9, 2024

Chandelier said:
If pooner fics are not based around subtle tradwife fantasies, they're based around being a prostitute. The tags include, 'they're in love but at what cost'? You'll find out.

What is the FUCK wrong with the Arcane fandom?

Chandelier · Dec 9, 2024

Perfect Cell said:
What is the FUCK wrong with the Arcane fandom?

It used to be a fairly popular, niche fandom (especially in the case of JayVik) but after S2 came out there has been an explosive growth in fanfic. A lot of the new content comes from TikTok and Twitter users, and, I shit you not, one of them thought it'd be cute to use a skibidi toilet meme in her summary. The quality varies from being very good to utter shit, with the later being the case 95% of the time. The examples I give are just a fraction of what is posted.

Another trans Viktor fic where he's a top and Jayce is an utter sap of a bottom.

> His cane thudding along the carpet with his cane
Real 'the floor is made of floor' material.
> He seemed to know exactly what he was
And the funny thing is...Jayce later has a conundrum when he discovers that Viktor is trans. You'll see in a bit.

> Reducing the man in front of him to his size and stature
...Is 5'8 not enough? Is he 5'2 or something, like most pooners are?
> Vapid swine twinks
Hey, that's a new insult! Gotta write that one down for future reference.

You ready for some trans lecturing? Here is some trans lecturing:

So: Jayce spirals over the logistics of how Viktor, a female, is going to top him, which is a normal thing to do. After all, Viktor is canonically male so he should have a dick that he can use himself. But here, he has to use a strap-on - and Jayce has to decide if anal play makes him gay or not. He convinces himself that Viktor is 'exactly that, a man' because of course you do. You cannot have anyone doubt the identity of a pooner. The mental gymnastics must have been incredible, looking at that female body and female genitalia and realizing you are not getting dick, but a strap. Oof.

> He didn't know how it worked
The same way it works for anyone else who doesn't have a penis uses a sex toy: they're mimicking the use of a phallus for penetrative purposes.
> It hadn't mattered to him that Viktor was trans
Great, but it isn't gay sex. It's just penetrative sex with a strap, because the person fucking you isn't a man.

I'll give the author this, though: she did capture Viktor's voice very well. He's still hot.

Well, damn son. Talk about dirty talk! It'd be better if Viktor was actually male.

> Highest depths
Don't you mean 'highest levels'?

Jayce's sex dialogue is kinda trash, but thank God Viktor is there with the hard carry.

"He could fucking cry"
Me too, bud. Me too.

Jayce's refractory period is legendary. It hasn't even been five minutes!

Insert, "No, I don't believe I will" meme.

> His lip definitely sore raw
Interesting term there. Did you mean 'sore and raw', like your asshole? Too bad silicone ain't like the real thing.

I'll give the author this: she didn't use 'cock' for the clit or 'hole' for Viktor's female anatomy. Points there. And points for Viktor at least keeping some nice dialogue.

Pack the vibrator next time.

Here's another fic of trans Viktor figuring out he's pregnant - and wondering if he should abort the fetus or not. Author does not know that testosterone is not birth control.

Sump-sickness still exists in the lower levels and is enough of a problem that kids still die from it. In no way has it 'dropped' aside from the higher levels. It's not 'on its way out', because Viktor was still struggling to help his own people even as he was dying. Why would Jayce care? He didn't until Viktor reminded him of his roots.

Yes, Jayce: the 'True and Honest Man' you've been fucking for three years has a vagina, and your classic hetero-upsetero sex led to pregnancy. You have to love how these authors, even the trans ones, do not realize that testosterone is NOT birth control, and there have been instances of pooners getting pregnant even while on testosterone for five years. Don't cum inside a vagina if you don't want a pregnancy, boys.

Imagine that: you're sleeping with the love of your life, and you find out they're dying AND pregnant, and the first thing on your goddamn mine is whether the fetus is yours. Fucking amazing. What a piece of shit. You really think Viktor, at that stage and with his illness, is a slut?

Viktor should have known better. Trans men, we are told, know everything about themselves, so seeing him act surprised at getting pregnant from PIV sex is, well, a case of 'I fucking told you so'. Now you have a fetus exposed to exogenous testosterone for over 15 weeks and he isn't considered an abusive mother - er, gestational parent. Good job.

Ah here we go. Didn't know Jayce was taking a page out of LiveAction. I think it's pretty obvious termination is a necessity at this point; if not the cancer, the testosterone is going to damage the fetus. I'm amazed Viktor didn't have a miscarriage yet.

It's still like that, and you admitted your tech would take years to be implemented and years more for any results to be seen. Remember: Zaun has multiple layers, and in the deepest layers where the mine shafts are, there is next to no sunlight. To say 'The Gray' has been cured is a lie.

> Not my intention to leave you with a responsibility you don't want
AKA 'I'll dump this kid on you but I won't and I don't want a termination because uh....I choose life?"
> Has to do with the shape of the pelvis
Wow, how TERFy.
> You must think I'm a really shitty person
You accused your love of being a cheater and asked if the fetus was yours. Yeah, I'd say you're a shitty person, Jayce.

You know there's going to be a second chapter to this? Hell yeah, can't wait to read about all that trans pregnancy and C-sections and how the fetus magically turns out fine from all that exogenous testosterone. Can't have it turning out like Salem, a baby born to a pooner that Exulansic covered, who was unable to even utter a single noise when most babies are talkative. Well done poisoning your child! But at least we have some authentic 'male' pregnancy.

This one is the author's first fic in over three years. She wants you to be nice, y'all.

Leave it to Heimerdinger to be a cock blocker, lmao. But believe me, this gets wilder and wilder as it goes on.

> A meal loaded with carbs
Where are you eating? A basic family restaurant? If you want to go fancy you'll be paying out the ass for rare squid.
> Wow, it's been a while
Indeed, wow, can't wait until he pounds that pussy.

I also LOVE how you can immediately clock Viktor as female with that <3 emoji. Men don't even use it, not even gay men. If they want dick pics they straight up demand them.

Just dudes being bros, dude

Lmao at Jayce pulling an Anthony Weiner. Pussy really does work magic, doesn't it?

> Sleepy, squinty-eyed forehead picture
Careful, that's what Lindsay Ellis got cancelled for.
> Sending memes of a werewolf ripping his shirt off
Lame. The fuck you doing on FurAffinity, Jayce?

> Half chub
Man, what a way to lower that boner.

And here we go, more talk about trimmed pubic hair! What is it with pooners and their obsession with this? Viktor wants a full bush on Jayce so he can smell his man sweat when he deep throats him - as well as being a hairball collector - and yes, to answer your question: it sounds pretty classless. Trim your pubes, you Neanderthals. I shouldn't have to make Boy Scout ropes out of your hair.

> Little cock peeking out from under its hood
I will once again remind people that this roid clit is only 1-2 inches big. So when they say 'little', they actually fucking mean it. It's barely peeking out enough to be free of the clitoral hood.

Ah, once again with the Rapunzel pubes. This really is a trend with their porn, isn't it?
> Spreads it onto his little cock
Yes, that string bean of a roid clit you call a penis sure is impressive...that's why you need to gaslight others into believing it's the equivalent to male genitalia.
> Fingers curl enough to trap his dick between his knuckles
Oh my, that's certainly a big dick! I can do that with a pen cap - which is exactly how big these roid clits are.

> Touching himself and moaning like those on porn websites
Well... least you're self aware.

> Little cock
Again, it's the size of a pen cap. Sad!

Reallllly hamming it up there with how small this roid clit is compared to Jayce's Hispanic hog. It's almost embarrassing at this point.

> Mouth wrapped around his little dick
> Tongue stroking the underside
Man, his tongue must be doing some amazing figure-eights because that shit would be hard to reach. Like prying apart LEGOs hard.
> Unholy slurp
Why did I think of someone chugging a 7/11 slurpee?

> Nursing on his little cock
Man, this gets more embarrassing the more I read it. It's not fun having a microdick, and your roid clit just looks like a silly little thing. Stop portraying it as equal to a man dick!
> Concave chest
Even with the tit chop, you can still tell that's a female chest, LMAO
Also, WTF is 'hff' in speech? Anyone want to try to mimic that sound? I get a fighting raccoon.

> Wet furnace of his pussy
First I read 'wet as a water slide' and now this. I will be forever amazed at what pooners can come up with.
> Little cock
What did I say about pen caps and microdicks?

Hnnn - do you need an ambulance? You might due to all those 'little cock' descriptions.
> Stupidly large hands
Ah, I love that subtle clocking, especially when you know that canonically, Viktor's hands are not that much smaller than Jayce's.

What is with this 'hff' noise? What is it? What animal are you mimicking?

And that sex dialogue. Holy shit, is it something else.

> Sizable bulge in his lower abdomen
I'm beginning to think these belly bulge trans Viktor fics all copy each other, because they all have a similar writing style. I just reviewed another fic ITT that had a similar premise.
> Swollen pink cock fully out of its hood now
Well, no. It's not like a foreskin. And it's only the size of a pen cap, mind you, compared to Jayce's huge Hispanic hog. We know full well who the actual male is.

> Fah-faster fuck me faster
Ugh. Simple Jack needs to stay the fuck away from smut.
> Mmf - god
Are you choking on a Big Mac, dear sir?

> Jerking upwards with the sheer force of every buck of Jayce's hips
This makes me think that Viktor is jerking upwards into a sitting position as if he's a marionette, rather than, say, the thrusts are jerking him up along the mattress.
> Enveloping his little cock
I don't know how many times this needs to be written, but put it to rest. It's nothing compared to that man meat spearing that pristine pussy.
> gnnnh
You had it all with that belly bulge, now you gotta kill it with that sex dialogue. Are you gutting a pig? No, seriously. Sex dialogue makes or breaks a fic. You're writing the classic 'big dick goes into tight vagina' straight fic with a ~trans~ label, and you STILL manage to fuck it up. Incredible.

> Desperately tries to push his load into Viktor's deepest parts
Well damn, son, you gotta turn that Maytag into 'heavy load'. I also love how despite wearing a back brace, Viktor can bend his back like a figure skater. Orgasms really DO work wonders!

You're not gonna wash those sheets after all that vaginal gushing? You're going to be swimming with the fishes, son. I also have to admire that despite the fact that trans Viktor has been on T for years, he's able to get more vaginal wetness than even normal women do. That amount of wetness isn't even possible with years of T use - and you will get the authors to admit it if you push them enough. They have to use vaginal suppositories to stop the pain and bleeding. So, along with giant meaty man cock Hispanics, we have gushing white trans man pussies that are wet and hot as furnaces (and water slides).

How nice. Now, fix up that dialogue so I don't think I'm at Robert Pickton's farm. How do you fuck up 'big dick goes into wet pussy'? Leave it to pooners to do just that.

Well, I found it. The legendary scat fic:

Gross, hope a tapeworm shows up and humbles them.

Oh, and here's another fic where a 13-year-old fucks a 34-year-old. Inspired by Nabokov's 'Lolita'. Comments are moderated, as is expected.

*sighs* I guess I need to summon Gary Plauche again.

This was in response to a perfectly normal comment telling the author their grammar was bad, and that they didn't know how the FBI worked.

Cool. Why are Feds knocking at the doors of serial killers without SWAT teams? They want another Waco?

Chandelier · Dec 10, 2024

Coming Home has been updated and is one chapter away from being completed. As suspected, this fic got passed around on Twitter, which explains the astronomical growth in comments and bookmarks. She had to remind Arcane Twitter that no, Jayce does not drive a cybertruck because why would she ever praise Elon Musk? Anyways, let's see if she still kept her sentence structure that makes you feel like you're choking on a fish bone.

Isn't that nice that Heimerdinger decided to play matchmaker, despite not knowing the circumstances of why Viktor left? Selling out your partner for money - and under duress - is a surefire way to make you the villain.

She still. Writes sentences. Like this. Despite saying. She fixed the. Grammer. In the earlier chapters. It's a curse at this point. How do you get this far without using commas?

Amazing how it took until Chapter fucking 12 for Viktor to ask the important questions: did Jayce really love Viktor when he went to work for Ambessa? Obviously not. We don't even know the specifics of that decision; he just sold the patent because he was under contract - that he willingly signed into. This man really is retarded.
> You start getting nervous when you bring a gun to an airport
...You're not allowed to do that? You'd get shot? Because of what happened after 9/11? What the fuck kind of metaphor is this?

Viktor ain't beating the white supremacist allegations, lmao. Mel really is the token black bitch in this, and Twitter doesn't even notice or care.

> Fuck, he's so mad, and hurt, but he doesn't want to end tonight like this - apart
See how easy that fix was?
> Have you ever considered I am behaving the way I am for a reason?
This is something he should have asked earlier in the fic. Jayce has always been left dumbfounded as to why Viktor acts the way he does, because he doesn't have a mirror shoved into his face.
> That's mean
That's how business works, retard.
> She kept you in an unfair contract for years
That he willingly signed into. He had to have read the fine print - and he didn't get a lawyer to help him, btw.
Ah...there's that Leftist Viktor we all know and love! He hates capitalists, yet LOVES working in a university funded by them!

> You've always been weird about her
It's because she's black, isn't she?
> Don't. Just listen, Jayce.
This would have been better if he was backed up by an action - like him raising a hand or finger - rather than the 'choking on a fishbone' tactic.'

Also, can we laugh at the fact that Viktor is trying to tell a sob story when he admits his dad had a beer before operating heavy machinery - the one thing you are told not to fucking do before operating heavy machinery? The reason he was denied workman's comp was because he had alcohol in his system, simple as. The dumbass was asking to be fired.

>How did he not know all these years?
Because...Viktor never told you? Because there wasn't enough relationship drama outside of crying over personal journals for it to be brought up?

Yes, Viktor. Now, can you point out the (((ethnicity))) of this big time CEOs?

Yes, Jayce, you're that fucking dumb, and have been since this fic started. You're about as dumb as the Twittertards squealing over this story and thinking it's hot shit.
> I worry I made this far more convoluted than it needs to be
Thanks for stating the obvious, Viktor.

Always with the goddamn safety. Do you need to be locked in a cage?

Even the non graphic smut scene is choked by that Godawful sentence structure. Not a single person has pointed that out, btw.

Not the faggot calling the lesbian 'gross'. Check those CDC rates, bud.

Oh wow! Now, what is she actually doing about climate change? Inventing better technology? Helping clean up her environment? Or is she gonna act like our protagonists and SAY they're doing something one minute while doing fuck-all the next?

> That sounds complicated
It...really doesn't, she's just not being forthright with you.
> Jayce quickly goes to him, wraps an arm around him
Commas are your best friend.

Funny how it took them until Chapter 12 to get a lawyer, when getting one earlier would have helped tremendously.

Yeah, no. If you dissolve a company, that takes years to do - and then you have to deal with shareholders and the stock market divvying up what's profitable or not. You likely would never see your invention again because someone else would buy it. Mel should know this. Jayce, being a retard, does not.

Mel didn't cause Viktor to leave. Jayce did that when he forced him to sign away his side of the patent. I love how that is never brought up again as the catalyst for this entire fic.

> It went really great Viktor. Like
And you won't see it unless you're willing to bet on it once it goes to the open market. Stock market shares will plummet and other investors will be pissed that a profitable company is being dissolved for no reason. This isn't how business works - and the author fully admitted she did no research on this and doesn't give a shit, so...

No, you won't - because now it's on the open market. The one with the biggest dibs wins. You'd think Worldly Leftist Viktor would know that. Your battery is now public domain - when it works properly, that is.

Please. Stop. Writing. Like. This. For. The. Love. Of God.

Please choke on your own vomit, thanks.

"I just feel like. It's discriminatory, man. Like, yeah, we're privileged as fuck but what about those dirty ass niggers, man?"
God, even the NPCs talk like teenage girls.

Can these people talk normally? As in, full sentences and not sound like your basic Californian? Right, I forgot. The author has this atrocious sentence structure even with her dialogue and hasn't changed it once.
> You little trencher
Verrrry close to saying, 'you little nigger'. Which is what most JayVik shippers want to say regarding Mel, lmao.

> This is bad
> Only describes how bad it is in disjointed sentences as she does everything else
> Doesn't realize this is not how you write how bad something actually is
> Get thousands of bookmarks and comments anyways because Twitter likes it
Twittertards really need a lobotomy.

> That can't be good
Fix your goddamn sentence structure and it WOULD be good. Not even Jayce making pancakes makes me want to reconsider.

Ah yes: your idea of a 'prank' is to lock out your significant others in freezing February weather, one of whom has a condition that is aggravated by said weather. But it's OK because they're both retarded and end up burning the eggs and all is fine and didn't you have a hearty laugh at that?

> Tries to go to museum for Valentine's Day
> Finds out it's closed
> Could have figured it out by Googling when it was open
But hey, you got a nice romantic kiss scene in the rain. Are you crying? I am.

> He kisses him on the cheek, and he smells so nice; he smells of mint.
There. It's not that fucking hard. Get a fucking beta, you dumb bitch.

Umm yeah UMM UMM HUH WELL I UMMM
Fucking Christ SHUT THE FUCK UP

Yeah, having tiny drone butterflies that can blow up guns in a 'disarmament' way is absolutely harmful, just not in the way you think it is. You're still weaponizing drones, and don't ask me how they DON'T harm the gun owner or how they work on gas-powered guns. The author did not think this through and she doesn't need to research so you just have to roll with it, okay?

Imagine that: the cops are funding the Academy, LMAO. Funny how this wasn't mentioned until Chapter 12 and Viktor didn't go on an ACAB rant once. Turns out all the Mel hate was misplaced: the pseudo Cop City hate was where it's at.

And no, they aren't your bosses bosses - they still take a paycheck, and that's from House Kiramman.
>That was cruel, completely misplaced
This girl is allergic to commas, I swear.

Really not a nice time to have such relationship drama when this fic is almost over. It's pointless because everything is going to be wrapped up too quick. However, the admission that Viktor's entire life revolves around Jayce is a nice touch - and it is a character flaw/plot issue. He literally doesn't exist without Jayce.
> I was helping with the butterflies!
No you weren't, Jayce. Shut up.

UH UMM UMM UUHHH NOTHING BUT AN HONOR

Fucking Christ, I cannot wait until this is over. This bitch has continued with the terrible plot and sentence structure for months now, and NO ONE has called her out on it. Instead, it gets passed around on Twitter for how great it is and people eat it up, and now there's a legion of retards praising it when they don't have a lick of media literacy. I swear, TikTok and Twitter were mistakes, and now that the fandom is filled with these people, shit like this will continuously get produced and no one will call out the author for such shoddy writing.

That is, if you don't get blocked. Popping their bubbles is the worst thing you can do.

It's fine, though, because the ending 'knocked her on her ass' and she loves the soulmate aspect:

She. Even types. Like this. In normal conversation. Fuck me, no amount of autism can cure that. And keep mining that salt, Christian - I want to see these people bitch for years.

Dr. Arinsu · Dec 10, 2024

Chandelier said:
Oh, and here's another fic where a 13-year-old fucks a 34-year-old. Inspired by Nabokov's 'Lolita'. Comments are moderated, as is expected.

Pretty sure Nabokov would hate this. He hates pedophiles. Iirc.

Chandelier · Dec 10, 2024

Perfect Cell said:
Pretty sure Nabokov would hate this. He hates pedophiles. Iirc.

Correct, the book was actually meant to condemn pedophiles, not celebrate them. The original 'Lolita', the girl the book was based on, was a sex trafficking victim. It's actually rather horrific if you look into it.

Read this one. It's not too bad, but uses the usual descriptions for female genitalia. I'd rate it as 'not good, not terrible.'

> The sky is blending colors together
> He can't tell if its sunrise or sunset
> He can't tell
You wrote that twice. Just say he just can't tell.

> Jayce being here might help
At this point, Viktor was working with the Hexcore in secret, so no.

He touches his face three times, nice. It's also cool that he's chill with random Jayce even though he hasn't let go of his corrupted Mercury Hammer yet.

> I don't have much time
Ah, the 'there is no time' cliché.

Landing in a bathroom is mighty convenient. Hope he washed his hands.

I like how Jayce says the Hexcore needs to be destroyed while being completely vague about what it does. Viktor still hasn't come to terms with him dying yet, so him saying this is tone deaf. 'Yeah you need to die so I can save the world' doesn't have the same punch.

> Tells him to listen
> Refuses to elaborate
> Leaves
Uhh...bad Chad meme?

> Tells him to believe him
> Still doesn't explain
> You're beautiful
Man, we really are pulling the Steven Universe card.

Over and over until you get it, buddy - or at least until Jayce explains his reasoning.

Who knew a kiss could fix all problems? You don't need to destroy the Hexcore, you need a good dicking!

"You're breathtaking"

Ahhhh there's the token zippertits! And with the 'pretty' crescent moon shape that pooners are fond of drawing.

Ah here we go with the eraser dick imagery. 1-2 inches, remember.
> Over his hole
Le sigh. 'Entrance' really is too hard to use, isn't it? It's perfectly gender neutral. The writing was solid beforehand and you just blew it.

> Sucking Viktor's dick like a man starved
You mean that roid clit that isn't even out of its hood yet? I applaud your efforts, good sir.
> Viktor's hole
Which one? Women have four.
> Doubles his efforts on Viktor's cock
Too bad it can't double in size.

I wouldn't break away from that string bean of a 'penis' either. I'd be too busy staring at it in morbid fascination. I will say the non-sexual actions like Viktor moaning is pretty nice, though.

I don't understand, either. You get the best oral of your life and the random stranger doesn't tell you anything. It's like Catalinaville with the Blair Witch project, but with fewer answers.

> wants Jayce to explain
> He doesn't explain
Well at least you got some good cunnilingus, eh?

And you still got no answers. Sorry about that, bud.

So, writing wise, this wasn't too bad. However, any kind of smut will be trash the moment you use 'hole' when you have no issue using 'cunt' or 'pussy'. 'Entrance' is a perfectly fine, gender neutral term. 'Hole' can mean anything: urethra, anus, etc. Try to be precise for once. But then again, I am asking for too much from women who have mental breakdowns over the word 'vagina'.

So: not good, not terrible. Just forgettable.

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