Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

[Shanndog]

It's in the first clip at about 23:00, the cam footage from the 2nd cop not the Sgt dude.

Now that I've watched it again I think I was wrong. If you listen to the whole conversation it's actually more likely that they just wanted to help Andy get back to Buffalo.

"if that's all it will take everyone can kick in 20 bucks" is the full line but in my defence it's easy to miss that will all the screaming Andy is doing. I think the cops were willing to just pay out of pocket to ship Andy back to Buffalo to Pappa PoopSquatch but the Sgt put the kibosh on that. I'd guess he wanted to "nip this shit in the bud right now" and was worried that Andy would just catch the next Greyhound right back to Cleveland the second he got angry or bored again. Which is a good call as that's probably what Poopypants would do if he thought Cleveland was an easy lay.

No the CRT Sgt Brown aka Mr Big Dick aka Mr Autistic Slayer was 100% in the right this whole time and never once fell for Andy's acting.

I did love his aside to that paramedic chick

PA - "are you sure he's faking, he seems pretty legit to me"
Sgt - "oh yah, there is a whole documentary about this guy"
PA - "oh wow really?"

In the ambulance he was like "yes Andrew I know all about you. I saw the You Tube video's, I talked to your Father and Tonawana PD" which was set Andy little pant's shitting tantrum off as he knew the game was up. The best part was Sgt Big Dick just sat there while Andy spazzed out and they said only "we'll talk once we reach the hospital OK Andrew" then walked out of the rig. Top tier retard handling skills. He's obviously done and seen this kind of shit before.

As an aside I am fucking green with envy at those Cleveland ambulance rigs. Those babies are massive and look comfy as hell to work in. Lucky buggers.

i honestly cant believe that anyone would ever buy history for more than like 5 minutes if they had never heard of or seen him before: because disabled people, even severely challenged folks just dont act like this, not even the stereotype movie tropes and bad acting portrayals of disabled people dont act like this ! LOL i tell ya though Andy's cries and screams were absolutely horrible and just unbearable; it was almost at times bloodcurdling levels was it not ?
- i will say his crying was a cry of absolute devastation and i think his cry was in part genuine while yes of course partly for a last ditch effort at attention-seeking, reason i say that is he was so devastated his game is up, they called him out on it, multiple people from different groups ( police, EMTs, medical staff , advocate) - and they were made aware of what that social worker said not too long ago about how '' Andy you are not autistic, you do not have autism, you have been tested and you have been evaluated multiple times, you are not cognitively impaired and you are fully capable'' , i want to meet her and take er out fora coffee, i respect people so much who are not afraid to call out the BS and stand their ground and refuse to allow these con artists like Andrew ditch to play their manipulative little games... that cry was basically the Andrew ditch version of : 'nnnoooo ! you sank my battleship ! ''

we can only hope now he gets put away in a mental health facility, or jail. ether one will work because we need him off the streets and where he can be monitored and prevented from reeking havoc in our communities and depleting our resources and man-power for fake 'care needs' and fake disabilities.

 

[Banquet Meal]

ok niglets, here you go...this one is pretty good, and i also realized why some of the footage seems similar to the rest.....it is bodycam footage from 2-3 different police officers, i think.

 

[femboy fart huffer]

it is bodycam footage from 2-3 different police officers, i think.

Yea it was definitely several different people. Normally it has the bodycam ID in the top right but obviously if it's blurred that means fuck all.

 

[grand larsony]

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In other news the Andy Ditch reddit community continues to impress and amaze.

Holy shit he might need his own thread. Lmfao
Edit: I keep thinking this is just a fuck ugly woman. I have fixed the pronouns
This is like the final stage of trooning out where its gender is just indeterminate

 

[Banquet Meal]

Yea it was definitely several different people. Normally it has the bodycam ID in the top right but obviously if it's blurred that means fuck all.

sad that it took me until this very moment to realize this though, i was truly confused over this

 

[Amewsed]

ok niglets, here you go...this one is pretty good, and i also realized why some of the footage seems similar to the rest.....it is bodycam footage from 2-3 different police officers, i think.
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No way I'd put him into a vehicle without some significant protective cover because you know he'd get maximum erotic glee from soiling that cruiser.

 

[Sweeter and Savoury]

I am disappoint

I guess we will never see the tantrum in the hospital after all. Probably the po-po never had their bodycams on while it was happening. I wanted to hear Andy squeal as the cops tackled him. Be nice to see his shit get a real push back for once.

Still good stuff! Much thanks @Banquet Meal you did us a solid here.

 

[Banquet Meal]

I am disappoint

I guess we will never see the tantrum in the hospital after all. Probably the po-po never had their bodycams on while it was happening. I wanted to hear Andy squeal as the cops tackled him. Be nice to see his shit get a real push back for once.

Still good stuff! Much thanks @Banquet Meal you did us a solid here.

you can hear him screaming in the back of the car at least. i was hoping for more drama myself though, for sure

 

[femboy fart huffer]

I guess we will never see the tantrum in the hospital after all. Probably the po-po never had their bodycams on while it was happening. I wanted to hear Andy squeal as the cops tackled him. Be nice to see his shit get a real push back for once.

I could be wrong but weren't they called to the tantrum, ie it happened and they had to deal with the aftermath?

 

[Sweeter and Savoury]

@Banquet Meal

You got another shout out bro, this time from Squatch Watch the OG Andy Ditch tuber. Hell he made you Sqautch Watcher of the Year even..lucky dog

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

The casual and humorous banter of all the professionals in the footage is the cherry on top of the sundae.

 

[Trombonista]

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In other news the Andy Ditch reddit community continues to impress and amaze.

This is what Blake Good would look like if he trooned out.

 

[Sweeter and Savoury]

This is what Blake Good would look like if he trooned out.

fuck off with that. I just had dinner.

 

[Fooby]

I couldn't fathom explaining to a tattoo artist the meaning of that acronym.

I imagine he printed it first then awkwardly handed the paper to the tattoo artist and asked for that tattoo without any elaboration whatsoever.

 

[Bob's Vagene]

ok niglets, here you go...this one is pretty good, and i also realized why some of the footage seems similar to the rest.....it is bodycam footage from 2-3 different police officers, i think.
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The officer going through his stuff at the end, clearly trying not to gag. Talking about the poop "squishing out" and it's "all soiled". Poor guy.

 

[Banquet Meal]

The officer going through his stuff at the end, clearly trying not to gag. Talking about the poop "squishing out" and it's "all soiled". Poor guy.

where??? i have like ebola/aids/flu so i havent watched any of these that closely yet

 

[Bob's Vagene]

where??? i have like ebola/aids/flu so i havent watched any of these that closely yet

When they're going through his stuff at the jail. Lots of banter behind his back. The cop tells them to throw his clothes out because they're all soiled lol.

 

[Aunt Carol]

where??? i have like ebola/aids/flu so i havent watched any of these that closely yet

Your journey has been mythological, o Bringer of the Bodycams.

You kept the thread updated, even when you thought the cops weren't ever going to send the videos.

In despair you fell into your holy trance, @Banquet Meal sacrificed to @Banquet Meal . Now you're struggling through the chaos and haze of the spirit world, hearing the whispers of the ancestors, dictating to Kiwi Farms the sacred revelations that you yourself aren't yet lucid enough to interpret.

 

[Shanndog]

Your journey has been mythological, o Bringer of the Bodycams.

You kept the thread updated, even when you thought the cops weren't ever going to send the videos.

In despair you fell into your holy trance, @Banquet Meal sacrificed to @Banquet Meal . Now you're struggling through the chaos and haze of the spirit world, hearing the whispers of the ancestors, dictating to Kiwi Farms the sacred revelations that you yourself aren't yet lucid enough to interpret.
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oh the body cam footage was beautiful ! and the reactions and talks of ol Andy is just priceless.

im glad people all saw the bullshit and refused to play along, and i do genuinely feel for the staff at all the entities Andrew has ... uumm ....graced his presence with.... as none of these people get paid to deal with this level of crazy and the abuse that this one guy repeatedly dishes out.
it was also funny as hell when the cops and others are talking about Andrews BS and filling folks in on how its all a big demented con-game; Andrew keeps asking about '' getting his needs met'' and getting help with diapers and shit... and the cops etc. are just like: yep, thats what im telling him about, im explaining all that to so n so''.. i was rollin' ! LOL - and i laughed so hard when the cops on the way to jail, kinda eluded to Andy until the last minute that ''they were taking him to a safe place to get some help'' - and Andy kept saying what he needs, and the cops also called him out of the fact that he needs to get his behavior under control and the outbursts are just not gonna b e tolerated i cracked up also when they told him that: '' i think where we are taking you for tonight is better equipped to deal with your issues and they handle people who have outbursts and behavior issues (lmao yep, jail is exactly where people go who cant control their behavior and are prone to outbursts ) that's 100 percent facts

too bad the images had to be blurred, but yeah you can hear in the hospital ones, the cops, the nurse, and i think a doctor at one point too, one of those patient advocate people, you know everyone is kinda collaborating about all the research and background info they have on Andrew and they were all discussing his bullshit and letting each other and others in on the details; making people aware its all a disgusting act ! also in the cop car. the 2 cops are talking real quietly about the low-down, and in the jail its hard to hear all this due to other chatter, background noise, and yelling. so i had to keep my hand on the volume control to turn it up and try to not be blasted by all the normal and loud chatter - to hear all the soft speaking about Andy.

- So any of you audio / computer techie nerds out there who are willing and able to do sound edits where you can lower the normal and loud chatter and enhance and isolate the quiet down-low talking, that would be 9 kinds of awesome-sauce.
and yes i said awesome-sauce

 

[anliteralidiot]

ok niglets, here you go...this one is pretty good, and i also realized why some of the footage seems similar to the rest.....it is bodycam footage from 2-3 different police officers, i think.
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God bless these cops for not beating the life out of him, after he keeps asking, "I don't understand why you don beweive me..." over, and over, and over, and over...