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Try centaurs.
Artcow SamanthaPrater / EruzaArto / DefyingGravityAgain / Emily Nicole Cassidy / Willowtheway / Uniloax - Special Ed Art Thief and "Big Bonned" Attention Whore; Perpetual Liar; Cucumber Princess; Negligent Animal Abuser; Twice Investigated for Murder
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If you know literally anything about drawing (hell even if you don't) wait until she comes around shitting up a storm about how she doesn't steal art, and take her* (*stolen) drawing du jour and make a better version of it. She goes from acting like one of the classical masters to just a DIGITAL BEGINNER artist who DOESN'T DO REALISM so quickly it'll make your head spin.
This is, of course, assuming she's not spending all day at the vegetable farm again. I don't know if I missed a temp ban, but this thread has been quiet today.
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This is normal, she'll attempt to leave the farms and then go manic, needing attention. The longest she managed was a week but the shortest was 16 hours lmao.
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Trombonista might have to take an entire month off to merge the inevitable multiposts from a week behind.
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Why does it take so much time for the mods to merge double posts?
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Trombonista is the only one that really pays attention to numpty and she also covers like 6 other threads.
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Every time a mod merges a double post, an angel loses its wings.
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I wonder what Christmas with Emily is like? Was it a bright and festive occasion filled with mirth and joy? Or was it filled with violence, false rape claims and abuse (they fed her turkey, the horror) topped with a call to the police over a domestic dispute.
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Something that amuses me to no end is how she feels the need to expose herself when someone refers to her as a man or in a masculine way at all. Like, methinks the hippo doth protest to much? Even as mutated and misshapen as she is, she still manages to look at least female-adjacent so it's blatantly obvious that people who say otherwise are just trolling her. I've been referred to as 'he' multiple times throughout her threads and I don't sperg out and post my tits to prove some sort of point because I understand that on the internet everyone is a man by default and anyone who insists they're not is probably a deviant and/or a miserable wretch. What on earth is her reasoning?
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There is no reasoning, she's a schizo. Hence why we all go from being bullies and trolls, to actually being mad at her because "she can draw," to being mad that we were "lied to" about her art theft by the people from her past, to literally just being those people, to apparently wanting to have sex with her. Depending on the day, this thread is filled with whoever she wants to argue with at that moment.
In short: there is no reasoning behind any of her choices or statements that a healthy mind could ever understand.
Even shorter: bitch be cray-cray.
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I think my favourite part of this week's events was when @God's Favorite Princess agreed to ERP with Emily and introduced a sexy scenario which she responded to with a deranged rant fixated on the high price of Taco Bell.
Even if you roll over and commit to doing unreasonable things just because she demanded it, she still freaks out and acts rude, abusive and entitled.
A perfect demonstration of why she has no friends.
Even if you roll over and commit to doing unreasonable things just because she demanded it, she still freaks out and acts rude, abusive and entitled.
A perfect demonstration of why she has no friends.
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NerdShamer
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That she's somewhat aware that her memory is going down the crapper, so she has to "document" everything in case if she gets gaslit, again. Plus, she's actually retarded enough to being unable to read the room.
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Very true. She probably hasn't seen past those 'fat rolls on her belly' (b-but she's not fat guys! you have to have a BELLY to be fat!) that she forgot her own anatomy and had to film it to remind herself.
NerdShamer
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No, the camera is clearly lying to her about how fat she is. If she doesn't actually sees her rolls without using an mirror or an camera; then they don't exists. Just like us whenever she starts blocking people, on here.
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Well first she was not fat.
Then she was "a little chubby" but was working on losing weight
Then she was ok with being fat and we're just being fatphobic
but she doesn't look like a beach ball
even though some guys like a big lady
which should not matter because she's asexual, formerly pansexual, lesbian, bisexual
and she's also in to trans. She'll take what she can get
so you're just mad you got the wrong person
you have been severely gaslit by James
and theres nothing wrong with being fat
With most subjects, Emily struggles to pick a single answer to stick to.
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A brief glance over all of her known accounts with the Superbiaamoris name shows they've all been quiet, so she's likely collapsed in exhaustion after another manic period as she oh so often does. There's other less likely possibilities as well like deciding to abandon the Superbiaamoris name (but not deleting the accounts, which would be very unusual for her) or enjoying her second biannual stay in The Meadows but time will reveal precisely why she's abruptly gone quiet this time.
Enjoy it while it lasts because all too soon she'll be back to showing the world that she's still as insane as she always has been.
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There's only one logical reason Emily has gone quiet. She realized she is in fact an art thief and a murderer and is in the acceptance phase of grief.
Guilty people run and hide, which is exactly what Emily is currently doing. I suspect she is frantically trying to contact Aunt Lisa to have her burn the scarves to erase all her DNA evidence.
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My guess is because she's slutty and secretly gets off at exposing herself. I can't think of any other reason why somebody would feel the need to jump at the need to 'disprove the haters' with a photo op from the shower. She always threatens it with this sort of 'do you dare me to' sort of tone. Maybe she thinks she's being flirty. She made fun of my cock, yet somehow I've had the willpower to not show you all.
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There is ample evidence that she was groomed by an actual pedophile who met her while she was pretending to be a child escort on SecondLife. He moved her away from her family (they weren't exactly heartbroken) and there are records of them living together. I believe he is the one who convinced her that doing sexual stuff is empowering and cool. She has the brain of a child between 3rd and 5th grade. She really has no idea about sex and what is appropriate and not appropriate. This is evident when she rants about how she doesn't want minors talking to her and their parents finding out. She's perfectly fine with her nudes being passed around all over the Internet but the recording of her singing is criminal harassment and defamatory.
It would be sad if she wasn't such a huge bitch.