Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 15.4%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 6 1.5%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 103 25.2%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 73 17.8%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 164 40.1%

  • Total voters
    409
I’d honestly pay good money for a reality show with DSP and Nick living together.
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Which heavy stuff nick?
Him dealing with "heavy stuff" would inevitably point to troubles somewhere within his harem. Because nobody else really matters to Nick.

Whatever it is, it must be so Gunt-tier heavy that he's even distracted enough to start ghosting his new boyfriend. Going through a little archiving project that I'll get around to finishing later, in short suffice it to say that Nick Rekieta, a very busy man, found the time to appear live by chat or by phone on 14 out of 18 of MAPton's shows from the spree's start on October 28th through the December 2nd show archived here previously. Indeed his unrelenting addiction to this content became such a top priority that the last appearance even took place later than when his xitter hiatus had already begun on December 1st. Despite that astonishing 78% live appearance rate somehow squeezed in between all his constant driving to all the kids' underground zeusaphone lessons, he was a total no-show in the attached chat from yesterday's stream, dropping his score to a shameful, shameful 74%.

If this downward trend continues, it could serve as a barometer for just how truly all-consuming this new "heavy stuff" must have become. How can this "heavy stuff" not leave enough minutes in the day for what had become his favorite (and perhaps only) hobby?
 

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Whatever it is, it must be so Gunt-tier heavy that he's even distracted enough to start ghosting his new boyfriend. Going through a little archiving project that I'll get around to finishing later, in short suffice it to say that Nick Rekieta, a very busy man, found the time to appear live by chat or by phone on 14 out of 18 of MAPton's shows from the spree's start on October 28th through the December 2nd show archived here previously. Indeed his unrelenting addiction to this content became such a top priority that the last appearance even took place later than when his xitter hiatus had already begun on December 1st. Despite that astonishing 78% live appearance rate somehow squeezed in between all his constant driving to all the kids' underground zeusaphone lessons, he was a total no-show in the attached chat from yesterday's stream, dropping his score to a shameful, shameful 74%.

If this downward trend continues, it could serve as a barometer for just how truly all-consuming this new "heavy stuff" must have become. How can this "heavy stuff" not leave enough minutes in the day for what had become his favorite (and perhaps only) hobby?
Did Mommy and Daddy tell Little Nicky to stop obsessing over his ex-boyfriend and enter the guilty plea already?
 
Probably Senorita Rackets laying down the law to Sonny that no wife & kids = no Petrofac inheritance, and set a deadline to put the final solution to the April question, which puts Nick between a rock and a hard place and not in a way he likes it i.e. between Ricardo & Romaine. Whatever plea he got offered probably also demanded to cut off his pet fleshlight and if he tells her playtime's over then she'll fix the Balldo to his balls with an arrow.

edit: There's also the possibility that Mommy and Daddy found out their piece of shit progeny was BULLSHIT FUCKING LYING to them, enabling narcissists themselves they'll not stand Nick crossing THEM.
 
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It's funnier to me to think that he beat the raccoons to death despite having guns because he's a sadist who must kill by his own hand, and he lies about why he did it that way.
I´d guess the beating raccoons to death with a hammer is just a (pathetic) power fantasy... it seems very unpractical to corner an agile animal in a shed, kneel to their level which already screw your leverage to dealing strong blows not to mention your range. I call bullshit.
 
At least according to Balldo, he tortured the SKUNK to death by repeatedly drowning it, not the raccoons, who he murdered by beating them to death with a hammer.
Oh fuck yeah you're right I forgot there was a skunk too.
That bastard is an equal opportunity animal abuser.
Raccoons I almost get, they can be annoying, fucking trash pandas waking me up knocking shit everywhere, and if they get into your coop they're as bad as foxes or coyotes they'll kill for fun, but you can get 'coon proof containers and you just gotta lock the birds in.
Beside trapping them in a shed and going Michael Myers on them with a hammer is evil.

Like I said raccoons I almost understand getting frustrated and shooting them, but he doesn't even keep chickens.
And skunks are fucking harmless.
Just leave them alone and they'll fuck off, they don't hurt anything.
Wasn't it a viewer who alerted Nick to the whole, "isn't it illegal to send nudes?" well after the fact?

Pretty sure Nick's take on the law is so shaky that he didn't immediately pick that up the first time he watched Aaron do that. Just like it somehow didn't register that spying on Aaron through his Google account was against the law.
It the damage he's done to his brain. He doesn't even talk the same, his hands shake, he acts like he's got that pre-parkinsons thing alcoholics get, (not DT's the other thing) he's pickled his brain.
Old Nick was never a very good lawyer but he was at least quicker on his feet, Balldo is a debauched shell of a functional human being, he's like 1700's Libertine that caught Syphillis before we had penicillin, the kind they'd throw in the asylum to rot for being annoying.
 
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I sat on this for a while and guess parents found out that the only thing Nick has "in the bag" is his disgusting sex toys, that he's buried himself in yet another goddamn criminal case with his boyfriend Aaron for no reason, that he failed to sell the house, that the house is now occupied rent-free by a deranged coke whore, that they're gonna pay for all court fines and expenses and possibly be saddled with raising his 5 kids in their twilight years, that there's never been any "conspiracy" and the coked-up 8 year old was not a clerical error, that he's smeared the Rekieta name all across the Internet, that they had to learn what a "Balldo" is after seeing that word one time too many on their social media, and who knows what more!
 
link of casino last night with Melton admitting to logging onto nicks computer and look at aaron's google account. BTW if the casino guys read this Melton is 45 not 49 (49 is the age of a Patrick Melton who is a film producer) . BTW Melton says its a bit but lol there seems to be WAY TOO MANY details in there to just be made up. And lying about committing federal crimes is not smart.

 
Anyone sperging about Nicks parents cutting him off… Get real.

We’re talking about the same parents who lied their ass off in court for precious Nicky, pretending they’ve never seen him drunk, and that the live in slam piece was a “live in nanny”.

They’re unredeemable, and their way of teaching Nick a “lesson” would to move him into a nice house in Florida with a VERY strict $100K a year budget.

The whole Rekieta family tree just needs to get the chainsaw as far as I am concerned.
 
Anyone sperging about Nicks parents cutting him off… Get real.

We’re talking about the same parents who lied their ass off in court for precious Nicky, pretending they’ve never seen him drunk, and that the live in slam piece was a “live in nanny”.

They’re unredeemable, and their way of teaching Nick a “lesson” would to move him into a nice house in Florida with a VERY strict $100K a year budget.

The whole Rekieta family tree just needs to get the chainsaw as far as I am concerned.
Maybe it's a boomerism to have your kids pull themselves up by their own bootstraps but this policy of indefinitely supporting Nick while he ran a tiny law office only to have him act nigger rich once he got a taste of fame brings not only public shame to his family but also likely will result in five grandkids who are basketcases due to their parents being drug abusers as well as their dad trying to normalize having a live in whore sidepiece.
If Nick had to work productively for his daily bread he might have been a better person by now.
 
Maybe it's a boomerism to have your kids pull themselves up by their own bootstraps but this policy of indefinitely supporting Nick while he ran a tiny law office only to have him act nigger rich once he got a taste of fame brings not only public shame to his family but also likely will result in five grandkids who are basketcases due to their parents being drug abusers as well as their dad trying to normalize having a live in whore sidepiece.
If Nick had to work productively for his daily bread he might have been a better person by now.
Nick's parents also didn't have to work
They probably had the guiding hand of the grandparents that actually earned the money, so they had some moral compass to keep them from fully becoming Nick.

I guarantee Nick never learned responsibility or maturity because his parents never fully understood it themselves.
 
Divorce arc confirmed?
Equal probability of kicking April to the curb.
Did Mommy and Daddy tell Little Nicky to stop obsessing over his ex-boyfriend and enter the guilty plea already?
Never forget that he has three teenagers atp. It's tick-tock before one of them loses their shit in any number of ways. Ashton mentioned this last night on KC.

The risk-factors are sky high: Parents are addicts, they were torn from their home for 3 months, family strife (their grandfather, Sletta, hates Nick), and lack of boundaries about sex stuff (they told them about their relationship according to April's tweet). Nick's black eye was real.

A divorce arc seems probable. As Mindset said, many sweepers who speak to Nick have said so. That could also set off one of the kids.

Although they seem to have ulterior motives, it also seems to me they noticed they were being used by Nick as weapons in his revenge against Aaron.
I strongly agree. It's a 'two things true/same time' thing. They're grifters (hardly unusual) and they care. Recently I re-watched Keanu's stream from May 28, post-arrest, to assess duplicity. She starts crying at 3:29:00. It seems very genuine.
 
Anyone sperging about Nicks parents cutting him off… Get real.
For real, your fuckup son setting you up with his 5 kids to raise when you have so many countries to spend money in, making a mockery of your name on the 'net and lying about coking up his "favourite" daughter might have been a bridge too far even for them.
Current court case is still hot and idiot brings a possible divorce and yet another goddamn criminal case to keep up the headache.
 
Anyone sperging about Nicks parents cutting him off… Get real.

We’re talking about the same parents who lied their ass off in court for precious Nicky, pretending they’ve never seen him drunk, and that the live in slam piece was a “live in nanny”.

They’re unredeemable, and their way of teaching Nick a “lesson” would to move him into a nice house in Florida with a VERY strict $100K a year budget.

The whole Rekieta family tree just needs to get the chainsaw as far as I am concerned.
You can't expect regular parents to rat on their child, especially degenerate oil barons nepo babies.
 
Nick's parents also didn't have to work
They probably had the guiding hand of the grandparents that actually earned the money, so they had some moral compass to keep them from fully becoming Nick.

I guarantee Nick never learned responsibility or maturity because his parents never fully understood it themselves.
According to Nick, both of his parents worked fairly diligently. His father was gone for work for weeks at a time (they moved to MN for his job), and Celeste had him in day care for some kind of job in education. It's believed that they didn't 'come into money' until later years.
 
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