Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

I predict that after seeing herself in drag makeup, she will spend 2025 getting lots of cosmetic surgery.
She will start small; some Botox in that forehead, maybe a lip flip. But she will long for those high eyebrows.
An eyelift if not a full facelift is in store.

I am not sure how she will explain her vanity surgeries...maybe just hide for months in big stupid glasses and mime whiteface makeup.

What she will not do in 2025? Lose any weight.
 
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OttoWest said:
This is some straight up Mimi shit:View attachment 6717811
Also A+ perfectionist with half the lash detaching:
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So Anna woke up from her afternoon nap, lonely and bored, and in a manic fit of inspiration decided to do drag Christmas makeup.

I’m kinda surprised Anna doesn’t have a gay bestie. I’m sure there’s some MAC MUA at The Domain that would suck it up if it meant being Anna’s plus one on a cruise.
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Anna is unworthy of a gay bestie. She doesn't honestly love make up, fashion, glamour, or things like Broadway musicals, old movies, the arts, antiques, or design that women and gay men typically bond over. When she decides to play around with any of those things, it's always half-assed and a manic bid for attention, not because she cares about it and knows what she's doing or talking about. She's obnoxious, annoying, crass, tasteless, needy, childish, and embarrassing to be seen with, which is why she can't maintain friendships with other humans of any kind; ; why would a gay man be an exception?

The original Lazers, IIRC, was a gay man, and probably the last shot she had at a gay bestie. He disappeared not long after they started a weight-loss blog together, which has always made me think the blog was her idea, she pestered him into it, and ultimately drove him away from it.

Brickley said:
I can't stop looking at the giant glob of hot glue between the two front ornaments. I noticed all the sloppy hot glue strings all over the hat when she posted her manic crafting video, and they're still there, with one of them hanging right next to her eye in all the photos. It shouldn't surprise me that she never did the simple act of pulling them off, but it does.
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She's such a tard. If she wanted to make a hat out of ornaments, she should have started with a cap as a base. Even a cheap trucker cap with the bill cut off can work well as a starting point. Instead, she just started [drunkenly] hot-gluing ornaments together with no plan, and no clue how to get what she wanted. And then she didn't have anything small to fill in gaps like that glue-filled crevasse in the front.

I wouldn't shit on her for it if she didn't keep pretending to be the Craft Queen (as well as a Type-A perfectionist), but she's made an ugly, fucked-up mess out of so many projects; this is just the latest piece of landfill-fodder she's slopped together.

(To be fair, she did a surprisingly decent job on the denim jacket she painted and bedazzled recently, but has apparently lapsed back into regular form with this mess.)

Blerg said:
I’ll call an extreme munchie arc and raise you that she will leave Austin. Why the fuck is she even there? She can fail anywhere, and daddy and his money are all the way in the Midwest.
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Austin is a "cool" place to live that 1) she can afford; 2) allows her to be car-dependent; and 3) is more deathfat-friendly overall. NYC is out of her price range unless she wants to live in a charmless high-rise shoebox again, and she'd be too dependent upon walking and public transport to get anywhere. Also, a lot of buildings in NYC are old, and not built or remodeled to accommodate deathfats. Austin is probably a lot easier for somebody her size to navigate day-to-day than NYC.

I don't see her moving to Ohio to be closer to her family unless she's so debilitated and in desperate need of their help that she has no choice. When she goes home, she feels judged, and she can't handle it.

I'm sure her dad and brother have asked her some really pointed questions in the past about her chosen way of living (including her eating and drinking habits), and since Anna cannot tolerate any sort of criticism, real or perceived, direct or implied, going home even for short visits is fraught with tension. She ain't moving back.

[ETA: I forgot one thing: Texas has no state income tax, which I'm sure plays a significant role in her living there. ]

glass_houses said:
That's just fucking sad. Doodles are generally touted as affectionate and strongly people oriented, and he doesn't even twitch when she says his name. All the dogs I knew growing up would instantly snap awake if anyone said something that vaguely resembled their name or the magic word "walk". My oversized GSD would try to cram himself into my lap if I said, "cuddle".

Some dogs are much more affectionate and people oriented than others, but still.
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Data is every bit as affectionate and playful and people-oriented as any Labradoodle—just not around Anna. There have been a few videos in the past where we got to see him interact with humans who were not-Anna, and he was so deliriously happy, it was like seeing a completely different dog.

Around Anna, he's withdrawn, quiet, and anxious. He's constantly giving her whale-eye, which is a clear fear indicator in dogs—he is legitimately terrified of her. And Anna neither notices nor cares.

I can't help but wonder what Anna has done to that poor dog for him to be so afraid of her. Dogs are so forgiving, and so willing to keep loving their people even when those people might not deserve it, but honestly, Data is the most depressed, demoralized, anxious dog I've ever seen.
 
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Angry New Ager said:
I can't help but wonder what Anna has done to that poor dog for him to be so afraid of her. Dogs are so forgiving, and so willing to keep loving their people even when those people might not deserve it, but honestly, Data is the most depressed, demoralized, anxious dog I've ever seen.
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I wonder why dog backlash hasn't really happened to her yet. I know she edits comments, but people can be nit picky about dogs even when it's not warranted. Do people just not notice?
 
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Angry New Ager said:
I can't help but wonder what Anna has done to that poor dog for him to be so afraid of her.
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Anna is definitely one to yell and scream at the dog, as if it understands English, instead of rewarding the good behaviors. And potty breaks -- does anyone think she's really staying out side for 10+min (I was originally going to write 20 but realized that was too much for Anna)?

Data is inside all day, going outside minimally for potty breaks, and not getting much stimulation. I would think she'd actually get some kind of pet-brand sponsor since she's the quintessential pet-mom at this point. You never see her show off new stuff for her dog, which would be easy clickable content.
 
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I thought Data was a poodle. Doesn’t look like my sisters Labradoodles to me but I guess they aren’t AKC standardized yet. It doesn’t matter, he just seems more sensitive, like the goofy lab part is missing. Poodles are quiet, intelligent dogs and are not suited for her lazy lifestyle. I’m not so sure he’s afraid as he is shut down. He’s an older dog and his life hasn’t been full of long walks with his person, (walking is the main way dogs bond), he hasn’t had puzzles or dog intelligence toys, he’s put in boarding a lot, and her clumsy oaf self probably startles him so he’s learned to just chill and stay away.

I'm glad she doesn’t like greyhounds, she’d scare one to death.

I don’t think she’ll do actual plastic surgery. Especially not a lip flip because she has no lips! She’d look just like this:

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Plus, the way she picks the scarring under her nose would become infected then she’d have a real problem.

Maybe a bit of lip and cheek filler would help (lips are obvious but even super fat she has flat cheeks), and Botox for those forehead lines, but really, she’s too manly and I don’t think she’d get her money’s worth. non-invasive treatments can help you look healthier, done minimally, but they don’t really take off years. She’d be a lot better off treating her skin.

She only sees doctors who specialize in fats anyway so she doesn’t have to hear lectures, and that’s not a normal plastic surgeon.

Going out in that makeup would have made her a spectacle. It was ridiculous with the lighting and the filters but out walking Data-literal clown. It’s best for the people at the Swift concert they don’t have to lay eyes on her.
 
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Artificial Baits said:
Does anyone know what she does with Data when she goes away for trips? Dog hotel or does somebody come and house sit? I don't recall reading here or her ever mentioning it
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In one video a few years back, she showed herself taking him to boarding at the same doggy daycare she regularly took him to. He was so happy to be there, and so excited to see the staff, he was ignoring Anna completely.

I hope she still takes him there, or at least some place where he's similarly happy to be there.
 
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thejackal2 said:
Because she has glommed onto this "swiftie" slang where speculating about rumors or "secret" signals with Taylor is referred to as "clowning". From what I can tell the fad is at least 4 years old, which makes perfect sense on Anna's pop culture timeline.
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In general, to clown on someone is to make fun of them, and to be a clown is to be a fool/make yourself look like a fool. Anna is using it because she’s hip and cool and with the times.
 
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OttoWest said:
Disclaimer: obviously not a medikiwi

If Anna were on an ADHD med like Vyvanse, could her weight impede the drugs effectiveness?

Kinda like how one dose of an animal tranquilizer could take down a grown man but not a bear.
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Her personality is a much bigger impediment to being prescribed any ADHD meds. She's far too anxious for any doctor to be comfortable prescribing amphetamines to. Her anxiety + enlarged heart = absolutely horrible candidate for adderall and the like.
 
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