Dave Brian Muscato / Danielle Tatiana Muscato / Danielle Brian Muscato - Half-Assed Trans Activist, Fully Arrested, Rape Appropriator, Currently Trying to Extort His Parents

Matthew the Marxist posted the entire wedding ceremony. Dave looks like he escaped from the local psych ward.
Holy SHIT this description is spot on. It's hard to believe, but those photos of Dave looking extra shlubby in his suit somehow ARE the highpoint of his attractiveness and his ability to pass for a true and honest woman
 
i'm impressed these hipsters convinced controversial shock-comedian sam hyde to officiate their wedding
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What would be the logistics of such an operation? They require a copy of ID for everyone who rents time at a table, then consult the schedule they have for the local pd so they can call someone who's on shift to run a background check?
You're right: it's unsustainable to background check every single patron who rents a pool table from you.

However, I have no problem believing that someone tipped off the cops that Dave was there. The police would be an effective tool for un-Daving your place of business, and if Dave is trying to be a regular he's probably done a lot of talking about himself and his struggles.

You're trying to run a cozy establishment with food and drink and no greaseballs with facial sores, or you're just one of the staff who's sick of being Daved at, I could see calling the non-emergency police number and asking if it's true they're looking for a Muscato. Zero conspiracy theory needed.
 
You're right: it's unsustainable to background check every single patron who rents a pool table from you.
I've only been one or two pool halls but in places without coin op tables the players usually turn in their ID's for table space, balls, cues, etc... Maybe the police just have a small list for the staff or a waitress may just not like someone and tipped them off.
 
Dave looks like he escaped from the local psych ward.
He looks like he's wearing a surgical gown. I made it 1.57 into the video. Dave, she is not going to fuck you.

He'd gladly give all of his "activism" up
At this point, all that would involve is him removing that BLM shirt.
 
Maybe the police just have a small list for the staff or a waitress may just not like someone and tipped them off.
Lots of small businesses have a wall of shame for patrons who’ve been banned. Once worked at a place that got its fair share of sex pests and shoplifters and we kept Polaroids of them in the managers office.

Dave would stick out even at a perverts convention so it wouldn’t be hard to ID him.
 
I wonder what happen to Dave this time?
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Funniest part about this post is that he only names things that wouldn't apply to at least 99% of people and actively praises all the things that would actually matter to normal people. I think this review would do more to incentivize people to go there moreso than not go there. The audience of "people who have a warrant out for their arrest" is not as big as fatso thinks.
 
Do retiring judges generally complete their docketed cases in Missouri? That's pretty common in places where I've worked, though there are time limits and lingering cases get moved to other judges' dockets eventually.
My realistic theory is the docket will be updated sometime before the date with a new judge assigned.
 
I like how they are apparently so detestable that they couldn't find anyone better than La Principessa to oversee the ceremony - Dave is apparently one of their buddies from back in his militant atheist days. How low in your friends list do you have to go before you land on Dave? The list of people I would rather have officiate my wedding than Dave includes James Corden, Kim Jong Un and CWC.
Have you looked into them? I searched her, and she's the kind of gal who starts arguments at school board meetings at places her kids don't even go to school, and who sues (ACLU, ofc) after kicking up another fuss at an board of aldermen meeting over an "in God we trust" sign outside a little city hall & then goes on FoxNews about it. They're peas in a pod, it seems.
 
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