DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Puerile Burger]

We might get a stroke on stream down the line

Spoiler

Edit: Spoiler

 

[Lady Adjani]

Spoiler that shit

 

[PieceofShet]

So...

We gonna need a new poll. Forgot who to tag in this topic.

 

[DarkFuhDillz]

REMINDER: Back during the Non-Current Era™, namely when Reeanna was still around, Phail did a yapping video where you could see a whiteboard behind him and every day of the week had a robust dish written on it. So yes, he literally does schedule which meal will be eaten on which day like he's in fucking prison.

Was a peaches delight if you ask me

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

The kick chat really is a wild west, he doesn't give a shit about moderating because of greed lmao.

 

[PieceofShet]

Streak goal is BACK! WE ARE OKAY GUYS!

EDIT: If he hits the goal today, he will still order food!

 

[GibMoneyPls]

Both chats having none of this bullshit. DSP politics can only ADD to the streaks!

"This is a huge discount, guys!"

 

[Johnny Doxville]

Yeah I don't think that Phil truly grasps thr destiny situation. Yeah tiny won't be taken seriously for an age but let's face the fact he's been a massive degenerate for years at this point. Also all tiny didn't really shit on Phil, worst he did was call him a mark and offer to help him refinance before Phil banned him from his chat for offering help lol, talk about petty

 

[Hectic Heckler]

New rules for the streak: (100 streak = full Stellar Blade playthrough)
-You can "accelerate" the streak by paying multiples of the $150 goal in a single schtreem (ie $300 raised makes the streak go up by 2 not 1)
-politics streams never count against the streak - only for it if the $150 is reached

This pig I swear

 

[Elescondido]

God damn do I get a good laugh everytime this retard brings up Destiny, which is one of those people where everything I know about them has been against my will.

Point being, him acting like Destiny has imploded is so embarrassing, this level of eagerness to grave dance should really be studied. Destiny will continue on doing whatever he does to more people than Phil like always, but because Phil caught a whiff of drama about him he has established in his head that he is now below him or something. He does this with fucking everyone, hell he does it with everything a this point he was just doing it with Overwatch yesterday. Nobody talks about the game within the sphere he inhabits online so obviously that means the game is dead or whatever, like the same fucking logic doesn’t apply to him lmao

I dont really like destiny but at his point i think he is genuinely uncancelable , that's why drama youtubers suck up to him so much.
Dsp being so horny to dance on his grave is him not understanding how the internet works and misunderstanding why people made fun of him and projared

 

[shekelshoah666]

New rules for the streak: (100 streak = full Stellar Blade playthrough)
-You can "accelerate" the streak by paying multiples of the $150 goal in a single schtreem (ie $300 raised makes the streak go up by 2 not 1)
-politics streams never count against the streak - only for it if the $150 is reached

This pig I swear

You can tell he REALLY wanted to just say the politics stream didn't count last night but I think he thinks his new setup will ramp up the streak count really fast or something.

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

New rules for the streak: (100 streak = full Stellar Blade playthrough)
-You can "accelerate" the streak by paying multiples of the $150 goal in a single schtreem (ie $300 raised makes the streak go up by 2 not 1)
-politics streams never count against the streak - only for it if the $150 is reached

This pig I swear

Somehow this is far more faggier than if he just continued it.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

I just think he knows that if he kept the thing going out of no where the dents and especially the whales would stop giving so much since it can just be resumed later anytime he doesn't hit the goal in the future.

 

[myone]

I just think he knows that if he kept the thing going out of no where the dents and especially the whales would stop giving so much since it can just be resumed later anytime he doesn't hit the goal in the future.

He has a careful balance to maintain in order to optimally wrangle the velcro wallts. He's really becoming a findom streamer. Be too harsh on the paypiggies and they may run away, be too nice and they won't be squeezed.

 

[detractorzer0]

New rules for the streak: (100 streak = full Stellar Blade playthrough)
-You can "accelerate" the streak by paying multiples of the $150 goal in a single schtreem (ie $300 raised makes the streak go up by 2 not 1)
-politics streams never count against the streak - only for it if the $150 is reached

This pig I swear

At this point none of it matters. The streak continues as long as Phil says it does. Didn't meet the goal? Well, that one didn't count. This other channel doesn't count, unless we make the goal, then it 100% counts.

This retardation is caused by Phil attaching the goal to him "winning" or "losing." He has to finesse it so that he still wins because otherwise dem darn detractors win.

 

[Prince Lotor]

have you seen the tits in that game? he will never ever play it even if some dent paid him $10,000

He was trying to demand $41,400 from his dents to play it lol

New rules for the streak: (100 streak = full Stellar Blade playthrough)
-You can "accelerate" the streak by paying multiples of the $150 goal in a single schtreem (ie $300 raised makes the streak go up by 2 not 1)
-politics streams never count against the streak - only for it if the $150 is reached

This pig I swear

Oh, wow! This is a really good deal! Now he only demands $29,400 to play Stellar Blade, that's a savings of $12,000!!!! Guys, he's being sooo generous we have to support him as much as possible! Let's get in the Christmas spirit! It's 'The Giving Season', which means you should give to Phil as much as you can! We can get him to the 100 streak goal by New Year's if we really try! We just have to give him $15,000 in the next 3 weeks with no arbitrary $150 gaps when he goes live twice a day and given to him only in multiples of $150 per stream or the extra amount doesn't carry over to get counted towards the streak total! It's so easy! Let's help Phil felt the trolls, and hit his goals!

 

[Coke Zero]

Also I don't know if anyone else caught it but last night while he was melting down about the snow white trailer and trying to pigsplain the snow white story, he mentioned he used to have some snow white storybook when he was a kid and it's like if Linda had him reading disney princess stories as a kid, its no wonder he turned out to be a homo.

 

[Shocked and Horrified]

Even if Phail wanted to spend time with Khet (I believe she hates him), he wants money more than that. The overtime shows how thoughtless he is. If we believe the lie that they sleep in the same bed, he's either crawling into bed very late and disturbing her or he's on his phone in bed.

As far as Stellar Blade is concerned, that's all Phail. No woman is threatened by her husband seeing anime/vidya boobs unless he has some kind of degenerate kink. We just don't, and he's an idiot for attempting to cover his weird sexuality by blaming Khet.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

This sounded funny and totally delivered in a jocular manner in his head, right?

 

[Shocked and Horrified]

This sounded funny and totally delivered in a jocular manner in his head, right?

I can't help it, frens. Phail isn't a murderer, but he is a pus-filled distended rectum, and I hate him. "Tis the season of giving," but only when it comes to giving to Phail. The dents should only send him Scopely gift cards or non-refundable game credits if anything at all.