DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Fuckyoudad]

He should play Infinity Nikki instead of Stellar Blade it looks even more on his reporobate audience's wavelength and seems braindead on the gameplay front with a side of gacha slop for grandpa phil's fix.

 

[CopingSneedingDentractor]

This retard literally called his new streak goal being 100 to play stellar blade an "amazing discount" lmao. I still don't understand this fixation on Stellar Blade. He doesn't want to play it and nobody is really asking for it, but you can give him a one time $15,000 payment today for him to play it. What a deal.

 

[Coke Zero]

His dents can pay him $14k but if they miss $150 one stream before reaching $15k, it starts all over again at $0. Gee I wonder why no one is excited to hand him their money.

 

[Belegar Ironhammer]

There's a deadline on today's goal now. We must hit the goal by 3 pm or Khet will have to start preparing an oven style dinner

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

There's a deadline on today's goal now. We must hit the goal by 3 pm or Khet will have to start preparing an oven style dinner

Who the fuck starts cooking dinner at 3 PM? What the fuck is she even pretending to make? An entire roasted chicken?

I know they are all slow in the head, but cmon, at least make the lie believable.

He should play Infinity Nikki instead of Stellar Blade it looks even more on his reporobate audience's wavelength and seems braindead on the gameplay front with a side of gacha slop for grandpa phil's fix.

There was a woman during the second game of marvel, barely on screen mind you, and they were all commenting on how they wanted to fuck her, eat her out, you name it - even Jayde.

If that game doesn't open their wallets, nothing would

 

[Factual OST Aficionado]

Phil is that kid playing Tag that says he has an activated-at-will personal shield made of acid that materializes itself when someone gets too close and the way to deactivate it is a secret but you can totally get it if you try hard enough

 

[Elescondido]

Btw did the kino guys respond to his patethic chat messages yesterday ?

 

[Smokeski]

Btw did the kino guys respond to his patethic chat messages yesterday ?

Last i heard they wrenched him again.

 

[Iron Father]

He doesn't understand that the Destiny leaks didn't do shit to him because all Destiny ballwashers already know that he's a degenerate and they don't mind it, I mean Destiny not only admitted to be a literal cum feltching cuckold several years ago, but is openly bisexual, there's nothing out of the ordinary about a bisexual sucking cock, that's something you'd expect a bisexual man to do. On the other end of the isle Destiny haters see the leaks as a win because it's another thing to laugh at Destiny for.

DSP actually made a decent critique during Flight Simulator but as usual he can't be consistent and goes back to focusing on the gay stuff while pretending he doesn't care about gay stuff. Broken clock blah blah.

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

So funny how the streak ends right after KC makes fun of Phil's begging and Phil replies by "owning" the e-begging and guilt-tripping, as if being a self-aware piece of shit makes him any less of a piece of shit.

EDIT: Also, someone who has watched Phil live these days correct me, but has someone noticed that Phil stopped using "felt/felting" right after KC made fun of him? I swear he suddenly stopped using it as a whole, but I may be wrong. Maybe Ashton did get to him (Tardski doesn't even have an opinion)

 

[PieceofShet]

I would put a 100 dollars on he will fake a tip to reach the goal today. 10000%.
30 mins before end:

EDIT: Marvel Rivals is WAGEQUIT!

EDIT2: STALLING! Bloodborne tonight.

 

[shekelshoah666]

Insane hype for PoE 2 so he should play it right? Millions of viewers on streaming sites so surely the most prolific streamer ever would play it right? Wrong you fucking idiots its a turn based rpg...wait its a Diablo clone? that's even worse!

Legit the worst businessman I've ever seen. People are streaming Indiana Jones right now so he should get the early access so he actually has a game to play right? No he will wait till monday. Shit is crazy how bad he is at this.

 

[UsedUp]

I'd like to assume the ruse all along was for the whales to get dsp up to date in technology and now are pulling out cause how stupid does a person look with thousands of dollars in new gear and set-up with little stream audience and no funds to boot.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Marvel Rivals got wage quit. Surprised people weren't supporting a stream where he kept dying 1v5, had poor aim because controller on PC, and barely said a thing.

Detractor Streak - 2

Like I said yesterday. With the streak over, he's about to be in a BAD situation since he chased off so many of his paypigs and combining the dono amounts removed the shroud he had so that he could cry poor while getting 100 bucks in superchats.

 

[The Paleblood Vessel]

"This has been the absolute worst year for video games in the past 16 years I've been a khantent creator"

Maybe if you skip all of the good ones that came out this year like you ended up doing, faggot.

 

[PieceofShet]

womp womp, he failed the goal. I guess him and Kat will starve later tonight.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

 

[LuchaZombie]

Man wagequit a game on day one, still got his “watch a retard eat” show cancelled despite trying to get it going again with whatever goofy rules he tried to make, and the streak is still dead.

Happy Friday y’all

 

[Iron Father]

Fake comic book expert Phil is insufferable.

 

[fresh pair of socks]

We went from "I can play anything, and you guise will support me" to "The reason no one is supporting is because this is the worst year for gaming."

Phil did nothing wrong. He did everything correct.