Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

anliteralidiot said:
God bless these cops for not beating the life out of him, after he keeps asking, "I don't understand why you don beweive me..." over, and over, and over, and over...
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oh god yes ! i cant see how well they played THEIR act and held straight faces while pretending to placate to Andy while telling each other and related workers the real scoops.

dude, when i was watchin' that part where the cops and crew were all outside the hospital talking about '' what can we do with him, we gotta take him somewhere, what should we do etc. i literally said out loud to my computer screen: '' just take him out behind that hospital beat the ever lovin' crap out of him! '' - i am not typically a violent person, and it takes a lot to get me to the point of lashing out, but him, id gladly do just that and id gladly go to jail for assault in his case. id serve te whole time, id just say, yeah judge i did it, no i cant really afford te bail-out or the fines, ill go sit in the pokey for the jail sentence for what i i did. its worth it.
 
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I think he might be on the verge of a homeless arc again… seems like the roommates left the “group home”
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niggyfaggot said:
Edit: troon cop is a highlight lel
"It's Mirando?"
"Miran-DA!"
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That's a regular working dude-cop making sure his last name is correct for the infinite paperwork that is to come. "Miranda" is a perfectly cromulent surname.

eta: he says his name "Ryan Miranda" and ensures the spelling when he asks Autism Cop in the parking lot to forward him the big email about Andy. He's making sure he can get found in the email system.
 
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I could not be a cop. After about 30 seconds with Andrew after knowing what I do I've have switched off my camera and given him a serious heart-to-heart, slapping the bullshit out of his mouth every time he started to either Baby Andy or Lawyer Andy me. I'd probably be fired but I wouldn't be able to live with myself otherwise.

Not surprised he's driven everyone away from his group home. I've honestly never encountered a more unlikeable, unsufferable person except maybe Acerthorn (who he looks like) in my life online or IRL. He keeps sinking to depths beyond what I could ever imagine.
 
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SlimySloth said:
I think he might be on the verge of a homeless arc again… seems like the roommates left the “group home”
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Trust me, hes not in any form of group home, again, he does not qualify ( he may qualify for a mental health facility, but that would also be heavily supervised given his history of instability and extreme behaviors and outbursts; not having keys, leaving someone whos unstable alone, and clients dont just suddenly move out in unison or that quickly - i mean just in that small snippet Andy is spouting there is like 8 violations, even the worst of homes would not do that, if they did they would not be open long.

He will likely end up homeless, i do hope the people at the hospital talking shop comes to some fruition of them networking with the mental health programs in NY to get him in a mental health facility because he does not need to be on the streets terrorizing the communities and pulling these con/fraud games. if he is in a facility, he wont be able to pull that mess, his ass will be drugged and supervised.
 
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Shanndog said:
he does not need to be on the streets terrorizing the communities and pulling these con/fraud games.
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The only thing keeping at least one cop or nurse from beating some sense into Andy is their respective licenses. Are street-level homeless going to tolerate him this well?

If not, I hope they film it.
 
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Banquet Meal said:
bodycam footage from 2-3 different police officers, i think.
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At around 14:30, an officer starts explaining to others the only option they have is a "pink slip" for the hospital recommending a 72 hour hold that does not guarantee he'll be held that long. Another officer says, "You know, back in the old days..." and the audio immediately cuts. I'm sure he said something about how we shouldn't have closed the asylums (he'd be right) or about how Andy would've been lobotomized in the 1940s or something. Based!

I have only skimmed through this video. Am I correct in assuming this is not from the incident where he laid in the middle of the road and stopped traffic?
 
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Mourning_Cloak said:
I have only skimmed through this video. Am I correct in assuming this is not from the incident where he laid in the middle of the road and stopped traffic?
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No, this is it. They mention it more than once. However, there's no recording of the incident itself...

It sounds like he got there, went into a 72hr hold (+6hrs), heard an orderly mention Andy faking, and ran into the street.
 
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anliteralidiot said:
No, this is it. They mention it more than once. However, there's no recording of the incident itself...
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So this footage is from when they took him to the hospital (which is why the first part is blurred, HIPAA I guess) and then from the hospital to the jail? Or an ambulance brought him to the hospital before cops rolled up? I guess I just somehow skipped all the parts where they mention it.

Damn I wish we had footage of that.
 
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Mourning_Cloak said:
So this footage is from when they took him to the hospital (which is why the first part is blurred, HIPAA I guess) and then from the hospital to the jail? Or an ambulance brought him to the hospital before cops rolled up? I guess I just somehow skipped all the parts where they mention it.

Damn I wish we had footage of that.
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yeah footage we see/hear is the ride to the hospital, bits n pieces while in the hospital after the cops show up, and then the ride from the hospital to the jail and part of his jail intake process. i feel ya, i would have LOOOVED to see the squatch losing his everlovin' mind in the street by some passerby recording him on their phone or something, and i wish we had more hospital footage because you know he had more outbursts besides the one we see with him wailing and blubbering about being called out of his fake disability.
 
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Mourning_Cloak said:
So this footage is from when they took him to the hospital (which is why the first part is blurred, HIPAA I guess) and then from the hospital to the jail? Or an ambulance brought him to the hospital before cops rolled up? I guess I just somehow skipped all the parts where they mention it.

Damn I wish we had footage of that.
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So, from what I gathered listening, he went to the hospital first, after getting to Cleveland.
Banquet Meal said:
so i am trash at uploading videos, and so far ive only been able to upload 3 of them, but there are 5 in total. its really incredible to see how literally NO ONE Is buying into his bullshit :story: also, if i did this wrong, please feel free to tell me what to do here, my heart is in the right place, im just special olympics level when it comes to this sort of thing.
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Banquet Meal said:
ok, this one is GOOD. like right off the bat, the officers talk about when he poisoned his family and all sorts of other lore, i hadnt watched it yet, because i have a cold..but definitely a good one. i just wish it wasnt censored
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These are the first videos, I think they're wherever he was lying down. It's the same incident, different officer POVs. I believe they're all localized at the hospital.

Then, you get the hour-long one with Mirando. I think it's hospital to jail.
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ok niglets, here you go...this one is pretty good, and i also realized why some of the footage seems similar to the rest.....it is bodycam footage from 2-3 different police officers, i think.
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I didn't see it mentioned, but Squatch Watch posted a video on the Rumble that shows the incident that got Andy the domestic abuse charge. It's fucked up to listen to, but it's short. Tom doesn't deserve this, and neither does the mom. Andy needs to be fucking shot, and I don't care how MATI that makes me sound.
 
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Sweeter and Savoury said:
yah I would have lasted all of 10 second before the nightstick comes out

Andy is just so fucking annoying with his baby talk and deliberately mispronounced words. The fast greasy fuck is a beating waiting to happen
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Once you go down the Poopsquatch rabbit hole, you very quickly get the overwhelming desire to see Andy get his ass kicked.
 
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Shanndog said:
Trust me, hes not in any form of group home, again, he does not qualify ( he may qualify for a mental health facility, but that would also be heavily supervised given his history of instability and extreme behaviors and outbursts; not having keys, leaving someone whos unstable alone, and clients dont just suddenly move out in unison or that quickly - i mean just in that small snippet Andy is spouting there is like 8 violations, even the worst of homes would not do that, if they did they would not be open long.

He will likely end up homeless, i do hope the people at the hospital talking shop comes to some fruition of them networking with the mental health programs in NY to get him in a mental health facility because he does not need to be on the streets terrorizing the communities and pulling these con/fraud games. if he is in a facility, he wont be able to pull that mess, his ass will be drugged and supervised.
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I don't believe he's in a group home either, but my question is, where is he? Could he already be homeless? Maybe in an abandoned house or something and he just calls it a group home?
 
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