Careercow Kidd Bandit / Joseph Bryan Nuguid / Aveline Nuguid - Filipino Fatass turned Tranny Anime Cosplaying Wrestler, "The Protagonist of Professional Wrestling", Wrestled Jim Sterling, Proof that wrestling can become even faggier

[NOXIN]

Probably been mentioned before but how telling that of all the ring names a tranny could choose and he went with "child stealer".

 

[rel=alternate]

It's been a while since the last update, so I decided to check in on what Joey's been doing.
So after the election Joey moved over to threads from twitter, posting new training videos of himself.
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https://www.threads.net/@kiddbanditpro/post/DDLPQpMS3sR

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His patreon has also gone under review for some reason, probably due to all of the lewds he's been posting.

https://www.patreon.com/Kiddbanditpro

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The funny part is that he is probably much on par with most people in his trade at his level.

Every time I see wrestling, I cringe. I won't watch it. To me, that's the equivalent of watching an improv session (I have once, sometimes you need to be a friend). No matter how "good" the amateurs are, I feel so ashamed for them I can't stand it.

Add a tranny arch to it, and now we're mixing cringe with hatred and disgust. That's too much for me to stand unless the tranny actually get their face caved in.

 

[The Rats in the Walls]

Gone but not forgotten
Still fat
And built like a fridge

 

[crunchy bits are the best]

Those so-called attack maneuvers are still on the amateur level. You'd think that him pausing a bit on social media would have improved his style.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

It's been a while since the last update, so I decided to check in on what Joey's been doing.
So after the election Joey moved over to threads from twitter, posting new training videos of himself.
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https://www.threads.net/@kiddbanditpro/post/DDLPQpMS3sR

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His patreon has also gone under review for some reason, probably due to all of the lewds he's been posting.

https://www.patreon.com/Kiddbanditpro

Looking like a snack…



Oh sorry, I meant, dude looking like he eats a lot of snacks.

Kidd Bandit? More like, KitKat Bandit

 

[Fear and Bullets]

It's been a while since the last update, so I decided to check in on what Joey's been doing.
So after the election Joey moved over to threads from twitter, posting new training videos of himself.
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https://www.threads.net/@kiddbanditpro/post/DDLPQpMS3sR

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His patreon has also gone under review for some reason, probably due to all of the lewds he's been posting.

https://www.patreon.com/Kiddbanditpro

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Wrestling nerd here, if bandit actually tries to Kip over someone like that he's gonna land on somebody's fucking back and hurt them. He tries to do shit that someone like mysterio or will ospreay would do. Even as a fan it sucks to see how Bandit turned out. Body modifications and Wrestling don't mix, and acting entitled as fuck really doesn't mix. Bandit is going to end up retiring with their only somewhat noteworthy appearance being Wrestling fucking jim Sterling (don't even get me fucking started) and having a match on AEW Dark, the YouTube show where they intentionally feature people they think would suck on television.

 

[Heem 'em all.]

fake wrestling is so fucking gay lmao

 

[Lick the Ball]

I legit cannot think of one trans/queer/non-binary/whatever-the-fuck wrestler that's actually good at wrestling.

 

[Candidae]

I legit cannot think of one trans/queer/non-binary/whatever-the-fuck wrestler that's actually good at wrestling.

The type of person to troon out for attention/exhibitionism would also only ever go into performance arts for fame and attention as opposed to the passion for performing. Normal people without the passion to perform are more than happy to just sit back and watch professionals be the center of attention and enjoy them. A narcissist can't enjoy someone else being the center of attention doing the thing they like.
Also in the case of this guy, it's clear he's coomed to a lot of Mortal Kombat porn and grew up fantasizing about the women in fighting games. Now he's agp skin-walking them in his performances. I bet you this is common among other wrestling troons

Spoiler: Examples others who fit this idea

Dylan Mulvaney started out as a Broadway hopeful and jumped ship the moment it didn't take off instead of dealing with small roles and improving himself until he could make it big. He also more or less deleted it from his personality. Also you don't make money on Broadway, lots of people think it's like Hollywood but even if you make it big you usually need a second job. And everyone expects downtime between jobs. COVID hit, he tried out tiktok fame using troonery at its height, then proceeded to drop Broadway from his life. Only making his own solo shows for him to be the total center of attention on stage. Tbh he probably only ever wanted to be a solo man on stage like his narc face reveal and theatre show are. He probably only went to Broadway because you would make more money off-Broadway than joining your local theatre crew and performed (and auditioned for) solo shows. It's also impossible to produce your own solo show unless you're also the writer or are famous and have someone willing to write for you (like he is now).
Another non Troon person is onision, total narcissist. He liked the idea of music, but only listened to his own music that he made. Much like how Dylan likes to hear himself speak and Kidd Troon likes to be the wrestler in the ring.
Zero passion or love unless they're the one at the center of it. And even then, the passion is still only for fame or getting off to yourself one way or another

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

I found out that Kidd Bandit has reactivated his bluesky account. Apparently he had forgotten that he even had one and as such just got a new password for it.

Besides that Joey has been continuing to train, with him wanting to do a anime fighting style in the ring, many of these scenes already being shown but compiled by Joey.

It has been going very well for Joey of course.

 

[crunchy bits are the best]

I won't be surprised if those kicks were self-taught in the first place since they look ridiculous and this is coming from someone who had some training in martial arts during summer high school. Guy should just stick to cosplaying as an anime wrestler instead.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Title change suggestion:

The part “Former Fatass turned Tranny Filipino Anime Cosplaying Wrestler”

I would change to “Filipino Fatass turned Tranny Anime Cosplaying Wrestler”

Because the current way is written, makes it sound like he turned into a Filipino. He was always a Filipino. Also, it makes it sound like he used to be fat. The dude is still fat.


Im also debating replacing “Anime” with Cringe. That may be too subjective, but I don’t see that much anime shit coming out of him really just mountains of cringe.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

Title change suggestion:

The part “Former Fatass turned Tranny Filipino Anime Cosplaying Wrestler”

I would change to “Filipino Fatass turned Tranny Anime Cosplaying Wrestler”

Because the current way is written, makes it sound like he turned into a Filipino. He was always a Filipino. Also, it makes it sound like he used to be fat. The dude is still fat.


Im also debating replacing “Anime” with Cringe. That may be too subjective, but I don’t see that much anime shit coming out of him really just mountains of cringe.

The moves he does are done because anime characters did them, hence why he does them. Also he hasn't done much anime shit recently because he hasn't been in the ring in a while due to injuries, but he still cosplays and does thirst trap shit cosplaying as anime characters on social media.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

So Joey has decided to upload more videos of himself doing more of these kewl, sweet, and epik moves showing how flexible he is in the ring.

He made this compilation as a result using the most anime music you can think of.

Unfortunately though Joey's return to the ring has hit a roadblock, as he has apparently sprained his knee doing all of these big moves, so guess we'll see how long Joey will be out as a result.

 

['Ole Dente]

I’m confused boys I don’t know why this person is a cow exactly.

He was a fat retard who went into the army and presumably worked pretty hard to lose the weight. That was a lot of weight, you’re still an anime fag but well done, that’s not an easy thing to do and neither is the military.

Goes into pro wrestling which is automatically the gayest thing you can do but you know what pal, it’s your dream not mine. He works hard at it, gets a couple of gigs, he’s not super great at it but he still tries and trains I guess, there’s something to be said for that.

I’m gunna keep reading there’s gotta be more to this than some gay wrestler getting tits.

Edit: Only thing I found was he has an entire backstory about being a gay cyborg anime wrestler which is too gay even for wrestling and I KNOW some of the gay shit characters they’ve had. He complains on Twitter sometimes.

 

[ghastlyretard]

gay cyborg

Unless you've got a lantern or a hat I can steal to rob you of your wrestling prowess, I don't give a shit.

 

['Ole Dente]

Unless you've got a lantern or a hat I can steal to rob you of your wrestling prowess, I don't give a shit.

I do own a lantern, actually. Interesting story, my great grandfather immigrated to America landing on the west coast and after losing virtually everything on the trek across the continent due to fucking Indians and cholera, he still managed to keep the lantern. I hang it up outside and I still use because I value things that are significant, that enrich the soul and not fucking homosexual men in tights touching each other’s balls and calling it a sport like you do.

 

[ghastlyretard]

homosexual men in tights touching each other’s balls

Are you not entertained?

And it was a reference to the shit story lines of pro wrestling where Macho Man Randy Savage had his hat stolen and couldn't wrestle, or when they were edgy, Undertaker's lantern was stolen and he lost all his strength.

Also I appreciate the story as long as your great grandfather wasn't Chinese.

 

[FedPostalService]

As someone with a dodgy knee I don’t understand how spraining your knee is so catastrophic? It’s a couple of days limping at most and not that uncommon if your working out and have prior injuries? It is barely worth mentioning.

 

[Oliver Onions]

As someone with a dodgy knee I don’t understand how spraining your knee is so catastrophic? It’s a couple of days limping at most and not that uncommon if your working out and have prior injuries? It is barely worth mentioning.

Counterpoint: you're (hopefully) not a tranny so you don't need attention and validation over every minor inconvenience you encounter.