Careercow Kidd Bandit / Joseph Bryan Nuguid / Aveline Nuguid - Filipino Fatass turned Tranny Anime Cosplaying Wrestler, "The Protagonist of Professional Wrestling", Wrestled Jim Sterling, Proof that wrestling can become even faggier

As someone with a dodgy knee I don’t understand how spraining your knee is so catastrophic? It’s a couple of days limping at most and not that uncommon if your working out and have prior injuries? It is barely worth mentioning.
Counterpoint: you're (hopefully) not a tranny so you don't need attention and validation over every minor inconvenience you encounter.
He's been gaining a bunch of weight and has been doing a lot of retarded flippy shit so while it's safe to assume he's just doing the typical troon attention seeking behavior, there's also a chance he did actually hurt himself bad.
 
He's been gaining a bunch of weight and has been doing a lot of retarded flippy shit so while it's safe to assume he's just doing the typical troon attention seeking behavior, there's also a chance he did actually hurt himself bad.
I don't doubt his injury is real, I just doubt it's as bad as he's making it out to be because troons always blow everything out of proportion. Judging by those belly rolls he should be more concerned about doing some core exercises.
 
I don't doubt his injury is real, I just doubt it's as bad as he's making it out to be because troons always blow everything out of proportion. Judging by those belly rolls he should be more concerned about doing some core exercises.
I could see it being somewhere in the middle. worse than it should be but not a full blown disaster (yet), in most of his "training" videos his landings look awkward at best which has got to be putting some heavy strain on those knees.
 
I could see it being somewhere in the middle. worse than it should be but not a full blown disaster (yet), in most of his "training" videos his landings look awkward at best which has got to be putting some heavy strain on those knees.
He seems to have a similar (albeit less egregious) problem to Jim Sterling where he knows how to do the moves but is too incompetent to execute them properly. Luckily for Jim most of his moves are just falling on people, but KB has a lot of semi-acrobatic moves so there is definitely the potential for doing real damage if you're not paying attention.

Fortunately he seems to do everything slow as treacle but I've seen people break bones doing the most mundane tasks, so anything could happen.
 
He's been gaining a bunch of weight and has been doing a lot of retarded flippy shit so while it's safe to assume he's just doing the typical troon attention seeking behavior, there's also a chance he did actually hurt himself bad.
guess we'll find out what happens in the next few weeks or so when the "injury" is all over.
 
Imagine the smell.

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So Joey has decided to upload more videos of himself doing more of these kewl, sweet, and epik moves showing how flexible he is in the ring.
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He made this compilation as a result using the most anime music you can think of.
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Unfortunately though Joey's return to the ring has hit a roadblock, as he has apparently sprained his knee doing all of these big moves, so guess we'll see how long Joey will be out as a result.
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If he could execute these moves smoothly and with more oomf then it could work. There's so many moments where he stalls and pauses here and there, hesitating while his sparring partner stands around waiting for him to continue the choreography. This is going to end poorly in the ring.

At best, the spots will be slow-moving, awkward, and low-impact. What's more likely is that the timing is going to be way off once he's attempting this with indy wrestlers who haven't spent weeks methodically rehearsing them with him. From there, either the spot will be blown and look shitty, or someone is going to get seriously hurt. Those cutesy sweeps and leg scissors will be particularly dangerous when he's wrestling lard-whales like Jim Sterling and Jim lands with his body weight all on Kidd Bandit's knees and blow out a joint.

There's a reason other wrestlers aren't doing this bullshit. It doesn't look smooth in the ring, it doesn't look realistic to the audience, and it doesn't look impactful in action. It's self-indulgent bullshit. Where's Stan Hansen to lariat this nigger out of his ballet shoes when you need him?
 
I have a big update now that I just learned. So Joey is back on twitter now because Bluesky and Threads are dead, and he has confirmed that he was supposed to make a surprise return a week ago but the sprain injury prevented him from doing it and he plans on returning now before summer. He also is planning on getting his dick removed in February, so we'll see how all of that turns out.
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Another troon responded to him about this plan for penis removal.
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I have a big update now that I just learned. So Joey is back on twitter now because Bluesky and Threads are dead, and he has confirmed that he was supposed to make a surprise return a week ago but the sprain injury prevented him from doing it and he plans on returning now before summer. He also is planning on getting his dick removed in February, so we'll see how all of that turns out.
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Another troon responded to him about this plan for penis removal.
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The penis removal is a funny one. The whole reason they want to remove their cocks is to satisfy their autogynephillia, but the subsequent loss of sexual urges after literally being castrated kinda ruins the whole "sexual gratification" thing.
 
I haven’t watched wrasslin for many years but Vince McMann is always coming out with crazy stories now.

When Kid Bandit comes back, will somebody like Steve Austin say he has his penis in a jar and will have to fight for it back during a Pay Per View Cage Match - Hell in a cell 2.0.

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I haven’t watched wrasslin for many years but Vince McMann is always coming out with crazy stories now.

When Kid Bandit comes back will somebody like Steve Austin say he has his penis in a jaw and will heave to fight for it back during a Pay Per Vore Cage Match - Hell in a cell 2.0.
He and Jim Sterling have a ladder match, but instead of the belt it’s a bottle of HRT
 
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