Artcow Ellen Woodbury / Pizzacake / Pizzacakecomic - A 40 year old webcomic artist, mother, porn star, misandrist, dramacow and Reddit celebrity. Threatens to sue her critics and cuckolds her husband. Female Andrew Dobson.

[Cheesy Beavy]

FYI, someone emailed her a link to this thread. (Hi Ellen).

She posted a screenshot of the link on her sub saying it was a thread that was threatening her. She deleted it within an hour after realizing she had just reposted a chronicle of valid criticisms, bad takes and mod influence for her fans to see.

Oh man! I can’t wait to see a four panel comic with the same pink background she always uses, but about us this time.

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

put me in the comic you fat femcel

 

[Deine Mutter]

Was she trying to send over a personal army or something? Is she slowly realizing that always nipping criticism in the bud is what led to this? She could have had all her yes-men and women to herself and never ammassed a community of haters if she had just let them be and ignored them. Cause guess what, artists on the internet do get criticism. Even if they have bob and vagene and are quorky and nerdy with adhd.

 

[The Hardest R]

Her OF nudes remind me a lot of Anisa's OF nudes. Both of them don't know how to pose, they come across as awkward, and both of them have the dead eye stare. Neither of them know how to look "sexy" even when wearing sexy lingerie or sexy cosplay costumes. It's painful how uncoordinated and bland they come across.

I think a lot of it is based on the intent of the photos. Some women want to look sexy to appeal to their audience, so they’ll think what their audience wants and then they do it. This thot and Anusa only do it for themselves. So they just think getting naked is all there is to it because that’s what they want to achieve. It’s all about narcissism and self-actualization for them.

Soyish weak men don't have the guts to say no to their women, maybe. Isn't the idea of "owning" your wife problematic in this stupid day and age? So Darryl the good little ally has to pretend to like seeing Tyrone rawdog Karen. I dunno.

This is mostly it. Many guys who have been in marriages for a long time most often prefer taking the path of least resistance. They got kids, they know that divorce is messy and every guy knows a few buddies who got absolutely assraped in divorce court. So he has his wife who he knows will go full psycho if he files for divorce. So he just takes the path of least resistance and lets his wife post nudes on the Internet. Most marriages end up having similar rationales because the alternative is likely divorce. She might even allow him to have a side piece from time to time. Many marriages are like this. I know it doesn’t generate maximum yuks for KiwiFarms but you’d be surprised how many couples are just staying together for the kids with cunts like Ellen taking advantage.

 

[CoolFool]

Both Ellen and her husband suck. Ellen sucks for trying to live out her teenage fantasy of being "hot" despite being a 40 year old mother with two children, and her husband sucks for not only allowing this to happen but also actively participating in it.

Also:

Lol report us for what? Laughing at your shit comics? Redditors are dumb as hell.

Here's Ellen claiming that we're plotting to leak her content, we're making up lies about her, etc:

Ellen, get over yourself. Your OF shit is already leaked all over the internet, KF didn't do that, nor does anyone here actually want to see your bland nudes. And what lies are we spreading? Please feel free to correct us. As for information that is posted here, it's all public information and words from your own mouth.

Lying about why people are upset with you will not help you in the long run. It's not because you're a helpless UwU victim that asked people to pls no bully, it's because you're an asshole that can't take criticism and you acted like a complete lolcow by threatening legal action over parody comics, then proceeded to lie about the conversation between you and the mods at BHJ.

 

[Bruno Powroznik]

Oh man! I can’t wait to see a four panel comic with the same pink background she always uses, but about us this time.

 

[Trombonista]

She made herself the main character of her own comic, of course she can't take criticism.

 

[Podliva]

 

[DickMain]

Both Ellen and her husband suck. Ellen sucks for trying to live out her teenage fantasy of being "hot" despite being a 40 year old mother with two children, and her husband sucks for not only allowing this to happen but also actively participating in it.

'Older' women (not that forty is particularly old, mind) can be incredibly beautiful, it's just that Ellen is possessed of the sex appeal of a hapless virgin. Probably because the only men she's had to cater to have been the lowest denominator. Her cuck husband probably wouldn't know sexy if it were dancing on his lap.

Here's a tip for your next leaks: arch your back and throw out your hips more. Sitting there naked like you're in an examination room doesn't get anybody going.

 

[Éamonn Ceannt]

Oh man! I can’t wait to see a four panel comic with the same pink background she always uses, but about us this time.

Hopefully she includes Null in it, that would be very funny.

 

[EllenDrawsRapeOfHerHaters]

Ellen. I used to like your comic but I found this thread when I saw how you acted online. You need to get over yourself

 

[The Hardest R]

'Older' women (not that forty is particularly old, mind) can be incredibly beautiful, it's just that Ellen is possessed of the sex appeal of a hapless virgin. Probably because the only men she's had to cater to have been the lowest denominator. Her cuck husband probably wouldn't know sexy if it were dancing on his lap.

Here's a tip for your next leaks: arch your back and throw out your hips more. Sitting there naked like you're in an examination room doesn't get anybody going.

The real problem with this is that Ellen’s kids are going to get relentlessly fucked with because they can see their mom naked online. Their middle and high school years are going to be hell because of it. That’s why Ellen is such a piece of shit. Not only does she subject her kids to ridicule, she acts surprised when they lash out at her. Fuck her.

 

[Pro. Memer]

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I wonder how often she will reference this thread and some future Kiwi Farms original edits, while pretending she doesn't read every post about her.

Here's a tip for your next leaks: arch your back and throw out your hips more. Sitting there naked like you're in an examination room doesn't get anybody going.

Even funnier if she silently makes specific changes like this.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

She's literally Quirk Chungus but with a cluster B personality disorder. Excellent find, OP. I've seen some of her SFW comics on reddit and most of them were tame but some of them were a little misandrist like the one she made that ragged on men for daring to complain about their loneliness.

And then I read the thread and find out she draws revenge porn of her critics. This is literal Chris Chan behavior.

 

[InfiniteGodmode]

She's literally Quirk Chungus but with a cluster B personality disorder. Excellent find, OP. I've seen some of her SFW comics on reddit and most of them were tame but some of them were a little misandrist like the one she made that ragged on men for daring to complain about their loneliness.

And then I read the thread and find out she draws revenge porn of her critics. This is literal Chris Chan behavior.

The fact that she's a mother too, I feel sorry for the kid.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

The fact that she's a mother too, I feel sorry for the kid.

The children of lolcows are the worst victims of it all.

 

[Audit]

FYI, someone emailed her a link to this thread. (Hi Ellen).
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She posted a screenshot of the link on her sub saying it was a thread that was threatening her. She deleted it within an hour after realizing she had just reposted a chronicle of valid criticisms, bad takes and mod influence for her fans to see.

I appreciate how the title of the thread insinuates that KF posters are just her existing redditor enemies. Indeed, it is impossible for anyone but an r/bonehurtingjuice member to laugh at Ellen.

 

[Surfin Terf]

Surprised that no one else has yet, so I will, but she's already done a few furry style things before.
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Some furry porn artist drew a bunch of pictures of Ellen being raped and tortured by black men and animals.

Spoiler: Obviously NSFW

Wait a minute...

Null? probably not, but I thought it was funny

Why do I know this is pizzacake? For starters, it looks like her. Secondly, the husband looks like her husband. Thirdly, both her and the husband are always wearing the same clothes that the comic characters are wearing. Fourthly, one of the pics has the word "ELLEN" prominently displayed next to the woman and a gift labeled "Jeff" is next to the man in another pic
. Finally, as you can see in the above link, they were originally tagged as pizzacakecomic

Also, I'd just like to say how wholesome it is that reddit banned disgusting content like r/gendercritical but lets r/BeastRimming and r/HentaiBeast stay up

 

[Ginger & Bread = Mischief]

There sure are many shameless guys in the comments of those Patreon posts.

Spoiler: weird man

https://archive.is/9kZ4i

https://www.threads.net/@jlavery522/replies

https://x.com/jlavery522

https://tumblr.com/jlavery522

 

[DontDoxThanks]

Here because I saw her whining on the worst social media site (aka threads) and recognised the website layout lol, all the comments are full of white knights defending her ~beauty~