2024 Syrian opposition offensives - The first Syrian rebel offensive against Government forces since March 2020

What is the SDF doing?
They took over the Syria iraq border
Is HST working with them?
Yep
Madloum Abdi -leader of the SDF-:

"We have open communication channels with HTS and we will not clash with them
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Time for some Random Jolani lore!: He dated an Alawite girl whose family didn’t accept the relationship
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The things niggas do instead of going to therapy bro
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In highschool there was a pretty girl I wanted to ask out but when she told me her family immigrated from Baghdad during the second Gulf War I thought "oh no what awkward questions might come up when I meet her family?". In retrospect I should have gone for it because this guy's situation was way more awkward in comparison.

Nobody ever told me that I'm not an idiot.
 
Time for some Random Jolani lore!: He dated an Alawite girl whose family didn’t accept the relationship
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The things niggas do instead of going to therapy bro
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tfw no qt Alawite gf

In highschool there was a pretty girl I wanted to ask out but when she told me her family immigrated from Baghdad during the second Gulf War I thought "oh no what awkward questions might come up when I meet her family?". In retrospect I should have gone for it because this guy's situation was way more awkward in comparison.

Nobody ever told me that I'm not an idiot.
Imagine.
In an alternate reality you could be leading a motorized rebel column towards DC right now.
 
Your logic is wasted here.

Thread is full of ziomutts that are completely dishonest about why they want Syria to become a smoking crater, and morons who are either treating this like sportsball, or have fallen for the most laughably lazy propaganda in decades.
That's some hard projection here mister "acting like a bitch because his favourite team keeps losing".
 
Assad has fled and is currently residing in Syrian Girl’s spare room, where she keeps her bags, belts n shoes, in Wooloomaloonga. She has told him the rent needs to be paid and if necessary he may have to do OnlyFans…he has reluctantly agreed, but demanded a Sack Back n Crack, and some anal bleaching first…

Err… it’s “ die Ju
Cope and Seethe harder.

The difference is that in 2014 Assad still had a full-strength functional (by arab standards) army. He also had Hezbollah pretty much abandon all resistance to das juden in lebanon to come try to bail his ass out, and he could count on Russia and Iran to send the heavy hitters. The US also has a carrier on station to support whoever they've decided are the least terroristic this week.

Hezbollah got fucking wrecked and their comms are completely compromised. Hamas is pretty much done. Iran is withdrawing their military so forget Quds reinforcements. Russia is unlikely to pull forces from Ukraine or Africa given the speed of the collapse and relative importance. No one is coming to bail him out this time, all of his allies managed to punch themselves full force in the dick at the exact same time.

Cope and Seethe harder.

The difference is that in 2014 Assad still had a full-strength functional (by arab standards) army. He also had Hezbollah pretty much abandon all resistance to das juden in lebanon to come try to bail his ass out, and he could count on Russia and Iran to send the heavy hitters. The US also has a carrier on station to support whoever they've decided are the least terroristic this week.

Hezbollah got fucking wrecked and their comms are completely compromised. Hamas is pretty much done. Iran is withdrawing their military so forget Quds reinforcements. Russia is unlikely to pull forces from Ukraine or Africa given the speed of the collapse and relative importance. No one is coming to bail him out this time, all of his allies managed to punch themselves full force in the dick at the exact same time.
Err…. It’s “die Juden”.. if you want a plural….( said “dee”)…

I can accept literally anything, but I draw the line at kiwi farmers desecrating German plurals… we have to maintain some standards…
Shalom.
And Love, Shulamit. X
 
And since then, Jolani was put in a pocket, beset on all sides by great powers. The Americans put a 10 million dollar bounty on his head, the Russians bombed him like he was a Ukrainian city 3 kilometers from liberated Donbass territory. Yet despite this he persevered. He built up his army, he brought stability to the people under his rule and insisted on the need to build rather then destroy. He was subjected to the Tribulation of Heaven. And Heaven has rendered its verdict. Syria bows before the King who holds the Mandate of Heaven. Tremble before his majesty.
It's not the first time US and other forces put bounties on people for the sake of show and help them under the table, y'know?
 
BREAKING: HTS Rebels Have entered the first neighborhood in Homs City Al Qusur neighborhood is now contested
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Yeah Assad has maybe 7-10 DAYS left to haul ass out of Damascus.

Here's the Sarcastosaurus take this morning.... He's doing 2 a day now which is nuts.


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