Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Vibralldo]

Irrespective of all his fuck ups and parenting fails, one advantage the Rekieta kids will have as they go through life, is that they have had the bedroom destigmatised for them, thanks to Nick and April's forthright conversations with them.

Imagine your dad, drunken skelly rackets and his concubine explaining to you, a 9 year old girl going through cocaine withdrawal how the balldo works

Nick's kids are gonna grow up asexual if that's their first exposure to sex

 

[hunchbacksrus]

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this has got to be the dumbest mother fucker on the face of the earth oh if i did crimes all of you will to if you look at it, sorry dude that's not how it works. ALso he must be totally shitting his pants . And I am sure the cops are like oh yeah you just posted a few emails that are nothing I am sure you have nothing more after saying you have Aaron's radio presentations and doing all kinds of threats to do spreedsheets on his sales, numbers etc...

 

[Desktop User2]

Be honest guys:

Does my chili look better or worse than Rekieta's?

(This is Texas chili, hence chuck roast as the meat and no beans)

I would go for a proper beef bone stock and/or mole - the only thing I really like in Mexican food - to bind it, it looks a little runny and the fat is all loose, but not a bad stew. Did you brown the meat properly before adding the liquid? The curdled proteins in the sauce looks like you boiled the meat straight from cold and/or the stew boiled too hard.
I seldom use dark chocolate in very meaty dark stews because of how much like mole and the shine it gives to sauces.

 

[Lian Xing]

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Is he drunk and/or high here? Why would you willingly admit to a felony? It doesn’t matter what you have, accessing it is the crime.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

I think that’s the day after his birthday. Will he be recovering from another fun night out celebrating at Gay90 or whatever it’s called?

(Sorry if someone already said this and I missed it in my scrolling)

No, he's still sad over Gay 90s not doing underwear parties anymore. So he's gotta spend his birthday in the gay bays at Pure Pleasure, huffing poppers and jerking it to porn stars who look and act like they're 13 as he propositions his fellow faggots for some dick.

Nick's kids are gonna grow up asexual if that's their first exposure to sex

All the better given Nick considers "OnlyFans whore" an ideal career for women.

 

[AltisticRight]

Eh, I've had a rash of chicken deaths that turned out to be skunk related. Something was biting the heads off of my hens, and our trail cam caught a skunk doing it...

Skunks are opportunistic hunters, while they generally eat pests, they will attack birds if they are given the opportunity.
Unlike coons, skunks are dumb. If you keep those chooks in a cage, the skunk will leave them alone. Coons are smart enough to open the latch, they'll even try to tear the wires off. However, if they fail once, they're also smart enough to not do it again but raid your bins instead.

 

[Fapcop]

Nick's parents are at Disney World. I wonder who's at their Eagle Lake house in MN? Oh, the possibilities....
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Edit to Add: It would be comedic (and heroic) if they've taken the kids to Disney so Nick can deal with legal issues: divorce, witness tampering, federal cyber crimes, Monty, and a plea agreement.

Kill all boomers.

I don’t care how much you hate boomers, you don’t hate them enough.

Boomers are why America sucks right now, is packed with illegals and why nobody around or below 30 will ever afford a house.

These two are a particularly good example of why total boomer death needs to be a thing.

*Multi millionaires.

*Own numerous houses, driving up the price.

*Fucked up not one but BOTH of their kids.

*Funds lazy idiot slacker son for over a decade. “Oh you want to be a lawyer lil Nick! That’s nice! We will give you money so you can work half time in your little office!”

*Failson invariably fucks up big time, they show up to clean his house and lie to the court.

*Failson keeps spinning out of control: Consequences? Zero! Concern for grandkids? None! “Hey let’s go to Disneyland and spend money!”

 

[BlastMonk]

What's crazy is that I got it twisted in my head and thought that was Destiny. There's not a ton of difference between the two of them though.

I know its a stereotype that autistic people are face blind but thats not Nick and is in fact Destiny. For the face blind you can tell because the nose is normal sized and his face isn't a leather skeleton

 

[AnOminous]

this has got to be the dumbest mother fucker on the face of the earth oh if i did crimes all of you will to if you look at it, sorry dude that's not how it works. ALso he must be totally shitting his pants . And I am sure the cops are like oh yeah you just posted a few emails that are nothing I am sure you have nothing more after saying you have Aaron's radio presentations and doing all kinds of threats to do spreedsheets on his sales, numbers etc...

This is a sick degenerate who is also stupid enough to boast publicly about what a gigantic pedophile he is.

Be honest guys:

Does my chili look better or worse than Rekieta's?

(This is Texas chili, hence chuck roast as the meat and no beans)

It looks terrible in the way chili always looks terrible, but it looks like it's the right texture and consistency and all meat and a color like it maybe has a lot of smoked anchos in it or something, so it looks like an actual chili, not the weird thin soupy shit Nick made.

I would go for a proper beef bone stock and/or mole - the only thing I really like in Mexican food - to bind it, it looks a little runny and the fat is all loose, but not a bad stew.

If it didn't thicken up enough, I might use masa flour or plain old flour or cornstarch, or even just a quickie roux near the end. It doesn't really look that thin, though.

 

[hunchbacksrus]

Is he drunk and/or high here? Why would you willingly admit to a felony? It doesn’t matter what you have, accessing it is the crime.

if you watch his original stream he literally thought cause Aaron logged onto Nick's computer at his house that meant someone taking all this info was legal! LOL he is a tard

 

[Desktop User2]

It doesn't really look that thin, though.

It´s not thin, it is split - if you look in the corners, there are big pools of fat, probably because the pan is a little warped, higher in the middle. That´s why I suggested a binding agent like chocolate, that has natural emulsifiers.
Not a big fan of starch based ones, it tends to make sauces a little slimy; on that note, I always have some powdered agar agar and guar (that has the slimy effect as well but it is good for some sweets and doesnt split in the cold like starch based thickeners) for that.

 

[Captain Manning]

What's crazy is that I got it twisted in my head and thought that was Destiny. There's not a ton of difference between the two of them though.

What's even crazier is that I now think a whole bunch of people here, including myself, are wrong, and that is, in fact, Destiny.

What crazier still is maybe sseth might have thought that too, because that joke he told works perfect for Rekieta and the Balldo, but not really for Destiny.

Is he drunk and/or high here? Why would you willingly admit to a felony? It doesn’t matter what you have, accessing it is the crime.

Melton harasses and sexualizes people's minor children. I don't think he has any sense of right or wrong whatsoever.

 

[john marston]

I would go for a proper beef bone stock and/or mole - the only thing I really like in Mexican food - to bind it, it looks a little runny and the fat is all loose, but not a bad stew. Did you brown the meat properly before adding the liquid? The curdled proteins in the sauce looks like you boiled the meat straight from cold and/or the stew boiled too hard.
I seldom use dark chocolate in very meaty dark stews because of how much like mole and the shine it gives to sauces.

I used beef stock and cocoa powder, as well as plain old flour. But the meat was still very cold when I started chopping it and browning it. As a result, I cooked on a very high heat and most of the juices reabsorbed into the meat. I needed to sauté the onions in the brown beef juice, but I couldn't because there wasn't much left in the pan. I also forgot to buy jalapeño peppers, which the recipe called for.

It looks terrible in the way chili always looks terrible, but it looks like it's the right texture and consistency and all meat and a color like it maybe has a lot of smoked anchos in it or something, so it looks like an actual chili, not the weird thin soupy shit Nick made.

It is thicker than it looks in that picture. It's at the thickness of tomato paste. I actually bought some dried chiles and created a chili paste with two different types of chiles and some beef broth.

It tasted alright. The flavors didn't mix as well as I hoped, but to be honest, since it's been in the fridge overnight, it will probably be a little better heated up, since the flavors have probably mixed.

I have always wanted to make Texas Chili, and I've never been able to fully get it right. This was my best attempt so far. My first attempt was far worse than even Nick Rekieta, as it was literal beef soup with stew meat floating in it. I don't have a picture anymore.

Edit: typo fixes

 

[Desktop User2]

It is thicker than it looks in that picture. It's at the thickness of tomato paste. I actually bought some dried chiles and created a chili paste with two different types of chiles and some beef broth.

Oh, Is that the Kenji Alt-Lopez recipe?
Edit: also is better to use chocolate, not cocoa powder, for moles because of the added lecithin.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

What if April is secretly based and deliberating acting like a retard to get Nick in trouble? Why would you admit that you explained your weird drug-fueled polycule orgies to a 6 year old? Why would you even consider doing that?

She is too dumb. QED.

 

[john marston]

Oh, Is that the Kenji Alt-Lopez recipe?

Nah I found it online: https://www.oursweetadventures.com/best-texas-chili-recipe/#mv-creation-30-jtr

I didn't use Shiner either as I don't have any in my fridge at the moment

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Bear witness to the literary stylings of Still-Born, the resident fedposter and oft only active participant in Nick's LOCALS.

He has more ambition than Nick at this point.

 

[john marston]

I had a dream last night where Nick Rekieta got my phone number from Kiwi Farms (my phone number is not on KF IRL) and used it to call me and call me an asshole for what I post here. I replied by calling him an asshole and hanging up. Then I woke up. Very strange.

 

[Burt Macklin]

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Is he drunk and/or high here? Why would you willingly admit to a felony? It doesn’t matter what you have, accessing it is the crime.

Melton! Make people pay for your crimes! Have them download the files for a fee, just to add more to your felony charge! But don't worry, they'll have it once they pay for it so it's okay, you'll all get charged or no one will get charged! But literally make them pay for the crimes you've done! Paywall you fat slob!

 

[Poop Shoot]

God, I hope I never dream about this place.