Inactive Shmorky / David Kelly / Daisy Kay / Sandypants / Peaches the Puppy & Ex-Fiance Amanda "Mandy" Mullen - Something Awful throwaway, pedophile sexual predator, abusive tranny schizo chaser; batshit crazy ex-fiancée

[Male Idiot]

Protip: Never post your own phone number on the internet.

Null has been doxed already a lot of times I think. The troons know where our brave leader lives. Luckily they don't have the balls to do anything. Getit?

 

[Null]

It's my fucking google voice number

 

[Alolan Persian]

Hurm. I see. I thought perhaps since the two worked on a zine together, shared the same fetish, and even pretended to be married one time, that Partydog was the most likely to have been privvy to the truth.

I agree she would be the most likely to know about it if that were indeed the case, but at the same time I highly doubt that even she knew the connection.
Keep in mind that the likelihood that Shmorky was catfishing some of his own friends with his sandypants persona is high. I know for a fact that "Sandy" was friends with (or at least talked to on multiple occasions) KC Green.

One other thing that I forgot earlier but also am not sure if it's been mentioned already: Some FA people already knew that Peaches = Sandy, even though he apparently tried to hide the connection. He probably just used that account to test the waters before abandoning it for the sandypants persona, to see if he could get all cozy with cool kid channerfurs while also still being a babyfur diaper fetishist publicly. But that's why both accounts have many of the same mutual followers.

 

[Graffiti canvas]

Protip: Never post your own phone number on the internet.

Protip: Don't assume anything you read on the internet.

 

[Aquinas]

Damn, Thats a stellar pro tip.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

Something bugging me.
If @carefully added shmorky when she was 16 like she said, they have had penetrative ERP when she was still underage.
Here's a link to the log for those who want to confirm things and don't bother finding a link to it; http://sli.mg/a/vZDAL8

The chatlog is from 9.2.2014 to 18.10.2014, but during the last months they chatted briefly only one or three times a month.
The last ERP on the log starts on 8. May 2014, on page 81 and the penetration is on page 84.
On page 80, previous ERP, there's oral.
On page 65, nipple sucking and wanking.
On page 61 to 62, sex.
59, handjob.
51, lesbian sex.
41, "groin massage"
Even before that there's him getting off to carefully cleaning him in the RPs while she seems to have been uncomfortable.
He was getting further each time, but it seems he started getting significantly further after carefully told him she likes him (but that could be a coincidence).

In addition, on page 17 he says he's a "teen".

If I've missed some info and/or if something needs to be corrected, I won't apologize after having to watch cwc fuck a sexdoll in addition to reading this shit.

"Teen Daisy" is one of his RP personas. Similarly to Deeker, Shmorky's role play involves teenagers old enough to be toilet trained reduced to a babylike state of incontinence. That or an actual toddler character. He alternates between being boy Daisy, and girl Daisy the 15 year old who talks like a toddler and sucks her thumb. He is fucked up.

 

[NG 070]

Fun and games aside I don't think Shmorky can be arrested. He hasn't technically done anything wrong.

At this point, one can only hope that Shmorky's reputation is so thoroughly trashed at this point, he's made himself unhireable and any one of his old friends with common sense and decency will drop him like a bad habit. There'll invariably be white knights, but I can at least take comfort knowing that people are seeing him for the creep he really is.

Also fuck me, I actually liked those Yoshi comics, too. Ugh.

 

[Haimura]

You know, whenever someone posts the logs and I open it I always stop for a moment on this part

it grinds my gears, maybe I'm reading into it too much, but in this brief exchange there's already a huge red flag for me.

 

[MG 620]

I'm surprised there was any doubt since it is very similar to his (nsfw) Yoshi Comic style, especially from 2000-2001.

 

[OwO What's This?]

Anyone know why Shmorky and his brother @Cynister share a birth date within such a close time period from one another?

Shmorky's is September 5, 1980 and his is listed as October 17, 1980.

Half-brothers? Brother in law?


Edit: Thanks I found the relevant info, hard to keep track of so much stuff.

Close I'm a juggalo non practicing I'm not a meth head nor have I ever done meth I'm not morbidly obese I do have a few extra pounds but I'm 6"3 and diabetic half brother would be incorrect step brother would be more the case and no I didn't beat the shit out of him when we were younger we fought as kids do there is no dark conspiracy we had a pretty normal life growing up the end

 

[Sailor Dyke]

You know, whenever someone posts the logs and I open it I always stop for a moment on this part

it grinds my gears, maybe I'm reading into it too much, but in this brief exchange there's already a huge red flag for me.

If it weren't for the pedoshit I'd brush it off as innocent. But it almost seems like a leading question.

That being said, if @carefully is Canadian then Shmorky could've been in real trouble if any sort of legal action was pursued. The age of consent in most provinces is 16, but only if the other partner is less than five years older than the victim. It was specifically raised to deal with internet predators too.

 

[Cuck Norris]

Anyone know why Shmorky and his brother @Cynister share a birth date within such a close time period from one another?

Shmorky's is September 5, 1980 and his is listed as October 17, 1980.

Half-brothers? Brother in law?

Step-brothers. He said as much in his first or second post.

 

[unique username]

"Teen Daisy" is one of his RP personas. Similarly to Deeker, Shmorky's role play involves teenagers old enough to be toilet trained reduced to a babylike state of incontinence. That or an actual toddler character. He alternates between being boy Daisy, and girl Daisy the 15 year old who talks like a toddler and sucks her thumb. He is fucked up.

I'm aware but I don't think sharing personal info and talking about real life stuff qualifies as RPing.

If she didn't know his age, or if he assumed that she didn't know it, it's extremely questionable.

I'm pretty sure he tries to be (or believes he's) a mixture of his RP personas. That might be the reason for him claiming to be non binary or whatever he calls himself (it'd explain the shifts of what pronouns he uses of himself) and what makes him unwilling to state his real age. He wants to be some ridiculous fantasy version of himself.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Anyone know why Shmorky and his brother @Cynister share a birth date within such a close time period from one another?

Shmorky's is September 5, 1980 and his is listed as October 17, 1980.

Half-brothers? Brother in law?

Edit: @Cynister says stepbrothers.

If it weren't for the pedoshit I'd brush it off as innocent. But it almost seems like a leading question.

That being said, if @carefully is Canadian then Shmorky could've been in real trouble if any sort of legal action was pursued. The age of consent in most provinces is 16, but only if the other partner is less than five years older than the victim. It was specifically raised to deal with internet predators too.

From what I've gathered, London, Ontario was the location.

 

[MG 620]

Anyone know why Shmorky and his brother @Cynister share a birth date within such a close time period from one another?

Shmorky's is September 5, 1980 and his is listed as October 17, 1980.

Half-brothers? Brother in law?

Don't quote me, but I think I read somewhere they're stepbrothers?

 

[Haimura]

If it weren't for the pedoshit I'd brush it off as innocent. But it almost seems like a leading question.

That being said, if @carefully is Canadian then Shmorky could've been in real trouble if any sort of legal action was pursued. The age of consent in most provinces is 16, but only if the other partner is less than five years older than the victim. It was specifically raised to deal with internet predators too.

You know, it's not even just the "where are you from?" it's how it connects. Carefully shows affection and expresses her feelings. This shows me how she's latching onto Shmorky. When you show affection in such manners towards someone, what you partially want is to have an answer, to hear this person you adore say "you're precious to me too."
But, just as in every other instance of carefully trying to lean on Dave, he fails to answer her feelings and only furthers his agenda. THAT's what gets me. An unbalanced needy person looking for affection from someone she liks and getting ignored or set aside 99% of the time (the one percent is when he pretends to care for a minute).

I could powerlevel a little, but I'll leave it as "I understand the feeling"

 

[OwO What's This?]

Step-brothers. He said as much in his first or second post.

Thanks, I must've missed that.

It is very hard to keep track of so much information, I've got some personal notes for the wiki.

 

[Josuke]

Pretty sure they are half brothers, same mom, different dads.

Dude, they can't be half-brothers with the same mom if they were born a month apart from each other. That's not how that works.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Dude, they can't be half-brothers with the same mom if they were born a month apart from each other. That's not how that works.

Ah shit, I'm half asleep and didn't notice that, I just tracked down where @Cynister said they're stepbrothers. I'll fix that, thanks!

Easy to get confused given how often Shmork fakes his age and says he was born in 82.

 

[Big Buns]

Can someone explain why a lot of dipshit SA LPers are getting angry at Lowtax right now?