Inactive Shmorky / David Kelly / Daisy Kay / Sandypants / Peaches the Puppy & Ex-Fiance Amanda "Mandy" Mullen - Something Awful throwaway, pedophile sexual predator, abusive tranny schizo chaser; batshit crazy ex-fiancée

Lowtax said:
Can we PLEASE end the fucking "I left my kids alone with shmorky" BS? It absolutely never happened. And Mandy, I still have your 2-page lawsuit threat against the Pleasant Hill Police Department where you were threatening to sue them for $90 million because they pulled you over when you were fucked up on Kratom and then you claimed it was because they were "anti-semitic" and knew somehow you were a Jew and you claimed you had never been this traumatized since 9/11, and to show proof, you took a photo of you cutting up your arms like 50 times with a knife.
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Yes. We've established the fact that I'm a 'schizo bitch' a thousand times over. I don't know what that story has to do with absolutely anything and you already brought that up earlier in the thread. Also Kratom doesn't 'fuck you up' and you would know that because I gave you some try, which you happily took, maybe because you were out of Ambien, which I believe is much more potent than kratom.
 
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OwO What's This? said:
This honestly makes me think being checked into the hospital is real:



Hospitals can generally tell you if someone is physically there if you give him those deets, and the fact the first person she talked to seemed confident she could verify with that information makes it seem like they realized he was checked in as a risk of suicide and I imagine the response there is to neither confirm or deny because of liability.

But that's just a guess.


Edit: Oopsy, don't know how I missed this.
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I don't believe for a second that a failed suicide would be held under observation for a full week and given internet access a few days later.

Holy shit let's start a Mandy x Richard hardchat thread.
 
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Mandarys_Milan said:
Yes. We've established the fact that I'm a 'schizo bitch' a thousand times over. I don't know what that story has to do with absolutely anything and you already brought that up earlier in the thread. Also Kratom doesn't 'fuck you up' and you would know that because I gave you some try, which you happily took, maybe because you were out of Ambien, which I believe is much more potent than kratom.
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Why the hell do you hate Lowtax so much? You were clearly the one at fault.
 
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Mandarys_Milan said:
Yes. We've established the fact that I'm a 'schizo bitch' a thousand times over. I don't know what that story has to do with absolutely anything and you already brought that up earlier in the thread. Also Kratom doesn't 'fuck you up' and you would know that because I gave you some try, which you happily took, maybe because you were out of Ambien, which I believe is much more potent than kratom.
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Lowtax said:
Can we PLEASE end the fucking "I left my kids alone with shmorky" BS? It absolutely never happened. And Mandy, I still have your 2-page lawsuit threat against the Pleasant Hill Police Department where you were threatening to sue them for $90 million because they pulled you over when you were fucked up on Kratom and then you claimed it was because they were "anti-semitic" and knew somehow you were a Jew and you claimed you had never been this traumatized since 9/11, and to show proof, you took a photo of you cutting up your arms like 50 times with a knife.
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Girls, girls, you're both pretty.
 
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I personally would accept a truly honest apology from Shmorky. "Yes, I'm fucked up, I was manipulative and creepy and awful and lied to cover my ass. I will try my best to change." I'd have to see it to believe it but it would be far, far better than just making up a new art style and starting a brand new e-persona.

If he really hasn't done anything truly illegal and will receive no comeuppance beyond losing his e-cred, it could end up as a slippery slope situation where he'll keep starting over and doing more and more fucked up things every time until he might actually end up in jail.
 
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Here is another scene.
"please support me i need help"
"lol i get wet"
"pls"
"licks you"
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"are you busy?" probably translates into "are you doing something else and that's why you couldn't afford to care about asking what was up?"

Since carefully is here, I'd like to know, didn't you get more hurt by trying to get help and being denied than by just being upset by yourself?
 
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Rhysuu said:
Ah, I think it's Shmorky's ideal girlfriend. Somebody should hook them up.

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You're a good wing man, @Dynastia , do your stuff.

OwO What's This? said:
Why the hell do you hate Lowtax so much? You were clearly the one at fault.
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I don't hate Lowtax, I'm just saying for someone who used to mainline Ambien insisting someone who uses Cambodian holistic medicine is some kind of junkie...The pot called, and it's saying you're a *Person of Color*, Lowtax. If kratom 'fucks you up', why did you ask me if you could have some of mine, Lowtax? LOL.
 
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Mandarys_Milan said:
I don't hate Lowtax, I'm just saying for someone who used to mainline Ambien insisting someone who uses Cambodian holistic medicine is some kind of junkie...The pot called, and it's saying you're a *Person of Color*, Lowtax. If kratom 'fucks you up', why did you ask me if you could have some of mine, Lowtax? LOL.
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TheGreatCitracett said:
Ah shit, I'm half asleep and didn't notice that, I just tracked down where @Cynister said they're stepbrothers. I'll fix that, thanks!

Easy to get confused given how often Shmork fakes his age and says he was born in 82.
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Kind of late here but found a couple of sites confirming his age:
http://comixtalk.com/dave_kelly_and_lizard_were_not_living_greytown_anymore/ (Backup) is an interview done in 2003 where the interviewer states Dave/Shmorky is 22 and http://www.worldwizzy.com/library/Shmorky (Backup) which is a static mirror of Wikipedia from early 2007 and it links to a now defunct page on his site Dave Kelly Central (Which is blocked on the Wayback Machine site) as citation that he was born on September 5th 1980.
 
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@Mandarys_Milan @Lowtax Can we please stay on topic? This isn't about whatever beef is between you two, this is about everybody's mutual hatred of Shmorky. This is not a peeing for distance contest, folks. That's exceptional.

So that I do say something on topic in this comment, has anyone tried to contact the creator of the "Shmorky is a diaper fur" video and ask for their Shmorkytales? Since this was apparently something people knew about but was suppressed. Seeing as they felt strong enough to make a video on it in 2006, I imagine they ran into Shmorky at some point and may have additional info. I am not a good interviewer and have terrible manner when contacting strangers.
 
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