Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

PPP absolutely hates the farms

which is hilarious considering almost all their content comes from here.

 

[Chazzed Up]

It was literally 12 or 13 minutes long. Out of an 8 hour long stream. This shit is complete nontent.

You forget people like penguinz0/Cr1TiKal exist, whose takes are even more lukewarm and with even less effort into putting on a spectacle. I'm not saying that makes KC good but I am saying content creators succeed wildly who are much worse, so I think low-effort reporting/commentary is just standard by now. Probably because a lot of people just put this stuff on while working or doing other tasks. They don't want to listen to a 2 hour video essay while doing dishes.

 

[Captain Manning]

which is hilarious considering almost all their content comes from here.

The stuff that isn't made up by Kinochet and the "writer's room," yes.

April losing her DL was not from KF.
Nick pleading guilty multiple times was not from KF.

They take stuff from here, and pull other stuff out of their ass.

I don't mind the former (a lot of streamers do that), but the latter has the effect of shitting up various threads sometimes so it gets annoying.

 

[All becomes gunt]

The stuff that isn't made up by Kinochet and the "writer's room," yes.

April losing her DL was not from KF.
Nick pleading guilty multiple times was not from KF.

They take stuff from here, and pull other stuff out of their ass.

I don't mind the former (a lot of streamers do that), but the latter has the effect of shitting up various threads sometimes so it gets annoying.

It has actually reached the point that it's very easy to distinguish between organic KF posters and KC dents

 

[AltisticRight]

Why would he do that after he banned him a first time, and with such urgency that it had to be done during the stream? Someone unbanned him.

Fatty probably didn't know he was banned already or they're doing it as an optics thing. It's possible to "threadban" someone twice (I think, I will try), doesn't add as in it's still concurrent but that has happened before.

Yes, it turns out. Someone tried it out last night. However, why would PPP reban him for 10 days later?

In that case it's inconclusive as of now, we just don't know. They probably know, or don't. Maybe he was banned as a ritual to show they're doing something, who knows at this point. If someone can find MM sending messages from his real account within that timeframe, then we can assume he was unbanned.

 

[All becomes gunt]

Because fatty didn't know he was banned already. It's possible to "threadban" someone twice (I think, I will try), doesn't add as in it's still concurrent but that has happened before.


In that case it's inconclusive as of now, we just don't know. They probably do, or don't. Maybe he was banned as a ritual to show they're doing something, who knows at this point. If someone can find MM sending messages from his real account within that timeframe, then we can assume he was unbanned.

Kick doesn't keep logs of messages though. To further add to that it's the date where WETBEETUS MM alt was established that December 5th. Way i see it maybe they unbanned to send a DM since he was unfriended on steam to confirm his identity, and then rebanned him once they got back into contact via the WETBEETUS alt. Just to make sure they have the correct guy in the discord and in the new kick account.
Edit: I looked about their banning patterns a bit more:
Usually when they permaban someone they do it twice.
Here is an example:



Now with Metokur Masochist (MetokurMasochist and Metokur_Masochist) (possibly an alt ? ):


As you can see they usually follow this pattern of double banning people HOWEVER:


This one doesn't fit the pattern as it's the 3rd ban and the time period also doesn't fit since the double banning is at most 1 day and usually happens hours inbetween ban 1 and ban 2. It really doesn't make sense unless of course they unbanned him.

 

[AltisticRight]

Kick doesn't keep logs of messages though. To further add to that it's the date where WETBEETUS MM alt was established that December 5th. Way i see it maybe they unbanned to send a DM since he was unfriended on steam to confirm his identity, and then rebanned him once they got back into contact via the WETBEETUS alt. Just to make sure they have the correct guy in the discord and in the new kick account.

There's a few, worst would be he got unbanned so they can coach him, but they have his number already so why not just use that?

The most benign explanation is one of them simply forgot, or they saw a username in the chat with a similar name and thought they forgot to ban him.

Somewhere in the middle could be that they're putting on some optics show. "See, we banned him (again), now pay up piggies and ayelawgs leave us alone".

I personally won't focus too much on this. They're definitely still in contact via other means. A weirdo like him won't just go away. Even if we just give them the benefit of the doubt and assume they've cut all communication lines, MM could have just registered an account on his own accord to continue the parasocial paypiggery. He probably goes off sexually to paypigging. In a funny world, it'll end up like that freak who killed his relatives over some ewhore, but MM putting a rod into porky and tard instead.

 

[All becomes gunt]

There's a few, worst would be he got unbanned so they can coach him, but they have his number already so why not just use that?

The most benign explanation is one of them simply forgot, or they saw a username in the chat with a similar name and thought they forgot to ban him.

Somewhere in the middle could be that they're putting on some optics show. "See, we banned him (again), now pay up piggies and ayelawgs leave us alone".

I personally won't focus too much on this. They're definitely still in contact via other means. A weirdo like him won't just go away. Even if we just give them the benefit of the doubt and assume they've cut all communication lines, MM could have just registered an account on his own accord to continue the parasocial paypiggery. He probably goes off sexually to paypigging. In a funny world, it'll end up like that freak who killed his relatives over some ewhore, but MM putting a rod into porky and tard instead.

They definitely are still in communication that's for sure. With Andy he was in contact for so many years and they even defended Flamenco together. Still weird since they didnt really say anything in the show and it was done in silence, not only that but it's such a random thing to do and he is also the only person that got banned that day. Remember we have the timestamp.

 

[Captain Manning]

This one doesn't fit the pattern as it's the 3rd ban and the time period also doesn't fit since the double banning is at most 1 day and usually happens hours inbetween ban 1 and ban 2. It really doesn't make sense unless of course they unbanned him.

I'm going with PPP banned him, Andy unbanned him, and then PPP saw that and re-banned him.

Like I know some people here want me to dislike both of them equally, but I hoping PPP might be trying to extricate himself from Andy's bullshit, and Andy just won't let him. PPP has been notably frustrated with Andy before.

That could be a forlorn hope though. It would just be nice if PPP's anger over this were at least semi-genuine.

 

[RandomShirtlessMan]

Like I know some people here want me to dislike both of them equally, but I hoping PPP might be trying to extricate himself from Andy's bullshit, and Andy just won't let him. PPP has been notably frustrated with Andy before

No one here "hates" them. We are only expecting righteous retribution over their slimy actions. On the contrary, I have never seen anyone in the sektur but Warski get so many second chances to get it straight, and he fell worse off every single time.

PPP is just straight pity out of the extreme obesity. Ill watch Kino Casino if they invite Doctor Nowzaradan.

 

[All becomes gunt]

I'm going with PPP banned him, Andy unbanned him, and then PPP saw that and re-banned him.

Like I know some people here want me to dislike both of them equally, but I hoping PPP might be trying to extricate himself from Andy's bullshit, and Andy just won't let him. PPP has been notably frustrated with Andy before.

That could be a forlorn hope though. It would just be nice if PPP's anger over this were at least semi-genuine.

Listen obviously noone here is to tell you who to hate or not that's entirely your judgment. Personally if PPP was genuine about any of this, he would publicly lash Tardski for a full episode for this bullshit. I know i would i'd fucking behead him live on air. You saw what happened with Surfer, live be damned he fucking went off on him, that's PPP's genuine anger which he just doesn't exhibit here he is sweeping it up. Especially after the Kino Cathedral video that he did if he saw MM unbanned he'd go ballistic at that point, but instead he just went silent and silently banned him, and silently swept it under the rug.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Actually, let me play Devil's Advocate with a very simple question:
Is it possible to ban someone twice?

According to @Kinochet, yes. (The first claim about being banned twice on the same day is wrong - they are different accounts, one has an underscore and one doesn't, Ashton likely banned the wrong account at first)



The "banned" messages only appear if you're a mod I think, it can't be that he did it to send a message to the chat or something.

Maybe he was banned by Tardski originally, and then Asstroon "banned him again". Is there a way to try this out easily?

No. The initial bans were done by Ashton on November 24. This would be when he was talking in the chat.
You can see he even banned Liana 30 seconds later too.


The next ban was done by Ashton live during their show on December 4.

This means that Metokur_Masochist was banned at 2:14:13 into the VOD.

This is the VOD itself which has a live chat replay, it will only be temporarily on Kick, but it's there for now for the full context. They're in the middle of a Dax segment. There's nothing immediately obvious in the chat that prompts this, and he doesn't mention it on stream. Andy is staring at his screens smiling and not moving otherwise, it can't be him who does the ban.

https://kick.com/kinocasinogaming/videos/6ac37faf-aca4-4a4e-89c0-2e649611d77d

I looked at the live chat replay to see if anything involving MM was said.
Nothing was said before the ban.

This was said a couple seconds after the ban, verify yourself by going to the link above and going to around 2:14:10 and watching Ashton and then watching the chat.



Did Metokur_Masochist accidentally gift more subs on his main account and it was missed? The live chat replays do not contain any info on gifted subs, it doesn't work like the YouTube live chats.

Or did he say something? I think if MM said something in the chat it would be deleted after getting banned again, but I'm not sure.

It seems like a massive coincidence for someone in the chat to joke about MM gifting subs seconds after PPP silently banned him with no commentary, but who knows, I guess it's possible.

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

You saw what happened with Surfer, live be damned he fucking went off on him, that's PPP's genuine anger which he just doesn't exhibit here he is sweeping it up.

Once you've watched him long enough it's very easy to tell when he's legitimately angry. His demeanour changes and the jovial nature evaporates in a flash.

In fact when this stuff was just starting there was a moment live you could see him get tilted. This was when people were saying the show is supported by just one person. You could tell it got under his skin as it's too close to home to deal with.

 

[Cloud9]

The Kino Casino's doors have been chained and locked up. Art the Clown has went into the bathroom and explosive diarrhea'd all over the place and written BeeJams all over the walls in his own shit. The Janny's are all dead and Andy has some *ahem* work to do! He doesn't need Surfer's advice because he too lived with PPP.

Coming to a time-line near you, PPP goes on a long self-righteous rant followed by his pay-pigs telling him its time to start watching those episodes of Teletubbies on 1/2 speed.

Gone are the days of bragging about making six figures, going on long vacations, and moral virtue signalling! Let the humiliation rituals begin! (Evil Laugh)

Steve Cambrian makes masks. I think its time for the Casino to commission some masks from him. Ralph, Rekieta, creepy teletubby mask, ect. I want to see a new 2025 promo. I think they need to film IRL wearing these masks and costumes. I want to see a 400lb Tinky Winky light up a cigar and creepily leer at college girls. Time for Andy to wear the Rekieta Mask complete with baldo accessory. Need to see him being clowned on IRL. I want to see such ritualistic humiliation that they lie to people IRL about what they really do for a living lol.

We need 100 subs to see PPP's potato GF. Need 100 subs for Andy to live stream on porn hub wearing the Rekieta Mask while fucking Liana. LETS FUCKING GO PAY-PIGS!

 

[Captain Manning]

Listen obviously noone here is to tell you who to hate or not that's entirely your judgment. Personally if PPP was genuine about any of this, he would publicly lash Tardski for a full episode for this bullshit. I know i would i'd fucking behead him live on air. You saw what happened with Surfer, live be damned he fucking went off on him, that's PPP's genuine anger which he just doesn't exhibit here he is sweeping it up. Especially after the Kino Cathedral video that he did if he saw MM unbanned he'd go ballistic at that point, but instead he just went silent and silently banned him, and silently swept it under the rug.

You're not wrong,

Thing is, just because I am on Kiwi Farms doesn't mean I can't hope for a redemption arc for somebody. Even a lolcow. The thought of PPP one day having his Darth Vader moment by picking up Emperor Tardski, and throwing him down that power conduit thing amuses me.

I dunno if I'm alone in that or not.

My point is, I don't want to mock people all the time. Especially during Christmas. A Christmas redemption arc happening would be awesome.

 

[Cloud9]

You're not wrong,

Thing is, just because I am on Kiwi Farms doesn't mean I can't hope for a redemption arc for somebody. Even a lolcow. The thought of PPP one day having his Darth Vader moment by picking up Emperor Tardski, and throwing him down that power conduit thing amuses me.

I dunno if I'm alone in that or not.

My point is, I don't want to mock people all the time. Especially during Christmas.

Which one is the master and which one is the apprentice? I don't think either one are good tbh. I mean PPP did beat up his own dad, his roommate, and probably Warski.

 

[urr13 account]

Warski is Emperor Palpatine in this scenario?

 

[Journoscum]

Warski is Emperor Palpatine in this scenario?

Well, honestly, with his Retard Phoenix gimmick...

 

[Captain Manning]

Which one is the master and which one is the apprentice? I don't think either one are good tbh. I mean PPP did beat up his own dad, his roommate, and probably Warski.

Warski is Emperor Palpatine in this scenario?

In this instance, PPP is Vader and Warski is Palpatine, yes.

The consensus here seems to be that PPP is the better host, but that Warski is holding most of the cards on the KC. Due to a combination of Warski having greater tech literacy, and bringing the top paypigs. @Balldo's Gate also opined (and I have no reason to doubt him) that most of the inner circle are Warski loyalists, whereas people not in that circle tend to favor PPP.

Moreover, some people think that PPP couldn't do very well on his own, and he's stuck as an apprentice.

Finally, PPP was a very different person years ago that would have expressed very different view about what's going on here.

It would be neat if one day PPP simply has enough of Warski's shit and he does the Return of the Jedi thing.

Maybe it's a stupid scenario, but I think the Farms hasn't had a good redemption arc in a while, and it's the right season for one.

Well, honestly, with his Retard Phoenix gimmick...
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That too!

 

[Cumeatsioner Gordon]

You saw what happened with Surfer

His best bud of many years and the man who gave him a roof to live under. That's the guy he big dogged. And he won't amputate the retarded, infected snake head parasite that is Warski.

Ashton, brother, give your head a shake there bud. Now is the time to be a fuckin' hero.