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For extra DEIrony points, get Abigail Thorn to play Valeria
Elliot Page / Ellen Page - Former actress, starred in Juno. Turned into a pooner and divorced her wife because being a lesbian was not boosting her career anymore. Receives a daily dose of asspatting from Hollywood. Likes to show off her "male" body using fake abdominals.
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Candidae
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This concept cracks me up extra cause Ellen isn't even powerful enough to play a white Zula
I'd love to watch a tiny pooner pretend she is a real man right next to a powerful masculine woman like Grace Jones
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Grace Jones was fucking awesome in that movie.
Thats what makes me love the idea of Ellen playing Conan, this 5'1" Pooner with her wheedly voice and fake abs, and then all the rest of the cast are like the literal 6'4" body builders and powerlifters they cast as Thulsa Dooms henchmen in the John Millius movie, and real women like Grace Jones that just hammer home the contrast with the ridiculous manly Poonarian. But its got to be played totally straight (heh) not a comedy.
It'd be fucking Oscar material.
Maybe we should make a Kickstarter, target it at Pooners, get some Poonbux together to make some real representation for the li'l doods, shit we could even go for some of that Blackrock DEI money. We just need Ellen on board.
Bloo
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I know body language analysis can be bullshit but this is one of the few times where it’s obvious to anyone that she looks miserable. The constant looking down too. She never used to do this. Surely she must realise she fucked up, right? She does not look happy in the slightest. She’s constantly on the verge of tears.Based as fuck Body Language Expert dissects Ellens interview.
Destroys Troon shit in the process and all in a comical "we don't need no steenkin' batches" Mexican accent.
Calls Ellen an "it" and says Tranny shit is ridiculous and shits on her frog voice, while describing how all her expressions show she is lying and completely miserable.
This is fucking comical.
This dude is great.
He has another video going into Ellens tortured expressions and total lack of life behind her eyes.
Trans Joy.
I’m very tempted to listen to her audiobook.
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Don't do my Gorl Dr. Mrs. The Monarch's Wife dirty like that. A pooner could never carry such a ridiculous voice with that kind of dignity and grace.
( She's actually one of my favorite female villains.)
OrangeJuliusEvola
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I can't wait for the sequels, Conan the (Breast) Destroyer and Conan the Conqueror (of Men's Restrooms)
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We need some hulking 6'6 hon to play Zula. Laverne Cox would be fab.
Candidae
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To continue this fun idea, according to Wikipedia her sad pooner film was a Canadian-UK production produced in part by her own "pageboy productions" and made $72,994 at the box office. The farms could probably crowdfund more than that easily.
If we sold it as a true "trans and women's fan remake" of Conan, the bar clearly isn't high to tempt her with drug money. Trannies will superficially support women and women's rights so we could tell them to expect women next to the Hons and pooners and not have them foresee how they'd look until thet get on set. Once on set the emperor has no clothes and nobody wants to be the first to bring up the pooners and Hons looking ridiculous beside the women.
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Speaking of Ellen Rodger's pooner film, Close to you is now available on U.S. Netflix (to pirate).
Whatever royalties she and the production team receives from this thanks to pooner/tranny watchers, it probably won't be enough to make up for that pathetic box office of $72,994.
Whatever royalties she and the production team receives from this thanks to pooner/tranny watchers, it probably won't be enough to make up for that pathetic box office of $72,994.
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Don't disrespect Zula by placing her alongside pooner page, she was amazing.
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Honestly she could probably make it work as a terrifying goblin sorcerer character
Thulsa Poon if you will
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It's actually better than that - they wouldn't notice how they'd look until after the film got released and was on a big screen in front of everyone they know.
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I had to look twice at the host of these videos. He's the spitting image of Clay Burton, of Banshee:Based as fuck Body Language Expert dissects Ellens interview.
Destroys Troon shit in the process and all in a comical "we don't need no steenkin' batches" Mexican accent.
Calls Ellen an "it" and says Tranny shit is ridiculous and shits on her frog voice, while describing how all her expressions show she is lying and completely miserable.
This is fucking comical.
This dude is great.
He has another video going into Ellens tortured expressions and total lack of life behind her eyes.
Trans Joy.
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I just returned to this thread to post who Elliot reminds me. It’s driven me crazy for a year but finally I saw him last night and eureka.
Burn Gorman.
A midget version of Burn. Burn is only 5’9 but that towers over Elliot, but trying to remember that actors name had frustrated me for months.
Burn Gorman.
A midget version of Burn. Burn is only 5’9 but that towers over Elliot, but trying to remember that actors name had frustrated me for months.
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Burn Gorman, the guy who played Karl fookin Tanner, the Legend of Gin Alley in Game of Thrones?
Fuck you're right, I can't believe you did Burn dirty like that though, comparing him to the King of the Pooners lol.
What did he ever do to you?
Drunk Chipmunk
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What is best in life?
To bind your breasts, see TERFs driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of women in their bathrooms
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Gonna be real nigga, us men have the shittier end of the stick in this equation
Can you fucking imagine going to take a dump in a McDonalds shitstall and hearing that raspy schmorky troon voice hiss "nice cock bro, wanna see mine?" from above, and looking up you see this fucking face leering down at you from over the stall
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How fucking dare you. Burn Gorman is a cute goblin.
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Fuck it, I'm gonna say it: I don't think Ellen Page was ever hot or attractive. There's something about her face that was always weird. I say this as someone that finds Marina Squerciati hot.
Damn good series, nice to see someone else knows about this hidden gem.
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She literally looks like Nick Fuentes