DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
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A Piece of Coal said:
Phil fucked himself the hardest with his setup upgrades.

His main appeal to retards was that he was a normal struggling streamer, with an added dash of, “trolls have ruined my life”.
When that ‘I’m struggling‘ element disappears, so do a lot of the pitybucks whales/dolphins. He is flaunting his purchases, bragging about setting money on fire constantly and openly showing his upgrades to his house.

His retardation and greed are at war constantly, but a sneak attack from BragSydePhil may have permanently fucked him. he filled his setup with extremely overpriced trash, that he LOVES to remind you cost several thousand dollars. I’m 99% sure early on he was using the gift excuse to test the waters, but eventually just stopped caring because he pignotized himself really fucking hard that everyone loves him and won’t care if he just throws their money into their drooling faces.

We knew the downfall was coming, but goddamn I didn’t see a nuclear holocaust-style-type-deal-situation with the begging. This shit is hilarious.

EDIT: I was wrong with the gifting part a bit, although I’m pretty sure he slipped up saying he bought it, but he was “gifted” the 990 Pro 4tb SSD
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The gift stuff is so moronic. If you go back... the gaming PC showed up right after a good week of streaming + no whaling on WWE Champions (back when TJ Gamebox was tracking things closer pre documentary). He brought up liquidity mid-streak when the PS5 Pros were starting to ship. Like the most obvious thing is that the avenues where DSP income is a bit more transparent (merch, his stupid Throne account, superchats), it's rare to see anybody go above and beyond.

Also have to remember that SocialBlade is hit or miss when it comes to revenue but typically pretty close when it comes to views. His views have been declining for ages. That spike from August-October will be forgotten by next year when he might actually dip below 400k.

One other thing... I see $20k get mentioned. If you go back to August 1st, right at the beginning of the Kino stuff, he pulled in close to $40k from 8/1-12/1. Probably the best 4 months he's had in a long time, which is easily seen by how much he just bought stuff. If you include all the gifted stuff (aka anything he didn't immediately trash as he usually does legit gifted items) and being upsold on a W/D, he's spent close to $15k on just stuff. You could probably cut that in 1/2, heck even 1/3, and still been in a much better place than he was 4 months ago. He's just a moron when it comes to money. When he was broke he was still Doordashing, never adjusted any spending habits, and when somebody like that gets a windfall, they tend to do even dumber things with it.

If we're not back to sub $100 streams in a few months I'll be shocked.
 
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freund said:
banned, gone forever!
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can't get much more thin skinned other than randomly bleeding out.
Looseleaf Paper said:
I must admit I am surprised that he missed the goal again today. Perhaps the COD stream triggered something for the KC dents. I always wondered why any KC dents whaled out on Phil, because in my mind (granted I am biased) any sort of detractor seethe, whether on YouTube videos or internet forums, is no where close to as entertaining as Phil seethe. If you enjoy KC, I would assume you enjoy embarrassing toxicity, and there really isn't any one better in that department than a desperate Phil who isn't hitting his goals. Maybe seeing how entertaining an angry Phil is on the COD streams made them realized that they were actively hurting content, but it's more likely they just ran out of streamer money due to KC streaming more often recently.
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the boredom is getting to them.
LieLieFyre said:
Politics really does turn everything shit.
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meh. He's always been shit though.
DerichLovesSSI said:
YOU GUYS WANT ME TO STARVE TO DEATH I GUESS
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That would be worthwhile content.
 
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Why didn't he fake another tip last night just to eternally felt us and prevent detractors from getting another W? Is he just too lazy and disheartened by lack of dent money now? His mind is going to be fucked now since his manic crackhead mentality isn't going to comprehend how he won't be able to spend more money now.

You shouldn't have splurged on everything from 40 dollar snowglobes and other tacky Christmas decroations to a 1500 dollar lemon PC Dave.
 
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Corpun said:
Why didn't he fake another tip last night just to eternally felt us and prevent detractors from getting another W?
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Why is this so difficult for some of you to understand. DSP needs actual money for his gacha, fast food and gin addictions. Fake tips, are not real money.

Maybe he'd fake a tip once or twice to felt the trolls, but not if it cuts into his actual income permanently, especially if his dented fans withhold tips if they think he's reached the goal.
 
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myone said:
Why is this so difficult for some of you to understand. DSP needs actual money for his gacha, fast food and gin addictions. Fake tips, are not real money.

Maybe he'd fake a tip once or twice to felt the trolls, but not if it cuts into his actual income permanently, especially if his dented fans withhold tips if they think he's reached the goal.
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I know he needs to money for his horrible affliction of having a black hole in his wallet, but why give the trolls a W? He was dickriding Derich for so long specifically to avoid that happening. It makes me wonder if a good third of the times hitting the goals were just fake tips he made up to incentivize more tipping.

"I just coincidentally received a 10-dollar tip guys, let's see if we can keep this money coming!"

The Guy should really just start priming the tip jar at this point.
 
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Big Brown Schlub said:
Choosing to do the right wing grift to impress your boyfriends who do the same when most of the people who throw their money at you are jobless layabouts whose entire existence is funded by the state is such a classic DSP move.

Phail is the kind of tard who would launch a pump and dump shitcoin scam and somehow end up being among the sad sacks holding the bag after the coin gets dumped.
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That reminds me of this clip from King of the Hill:

A look into the future of some of Phil's paypigs. The Trump years may be lean ones for Phil.
 
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Mister Baranavichy said:
Was watching TBS, this is a gold mine of names so I'll leave it here - Have fun finding yourselves if you did take part in the chat, see who got you sent to the shadow realm:

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Well Phil, maybe if you did something about your teeth, you wouldn't be doing that thing with your tongue. I guess that 20K was more for Scopely than anything important.

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The truth hurts.
 
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SniffAndSnort and MeaninglessStreak banned..., really? What kind of alternate reality hugbox circle-jerk are they creating over there? It's like DSP wants to be the Babyface and Heel at the same time. And this is ironic because DSP accuses detractors of being a circle jerk. His skin isn't any thicker now than when he got butthurt over metal gear solid TIHYDP.

Edit: I guess the on-rails razzing is only permitted by pre-approved razzers following the strict "no fat wife comments" guidelines, and have sent the paperwork in triplicate via email to apply. No random fun allowed.
 
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Big Brown Schlub said:
Choosing to do the right wing grift to impress your boyfriends who do the same when most of the people who throw their money at you are jobless layabouts whose entire existence is funded by the state is such a classic DSP move.
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Also when most of his viewers are shut-in gamers which trends towards left-wing and troons, as Phil knew with his rainbow LGBT slide.

I know he needs to money for his horrible affliction of having a black hole in his wallet, but why give the trolls a W? He was dickriding Derich for so long specifically to avoid that happening. It makes me wonder if a good third of the times hitting the goals were just fake tips he made up to incentivize more tipping.
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I doubt it's a coincidence that Phil's "streak" ended right when he complained prestream that he thinks it's become a bad idea.
 
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Edit: I guess the on-rails razzing is only permitted by pre-approved razzers following the strict "no fat wife comments" guidelines, and have sent the paperwork in triplicate via email to apply. No random fun allowed.
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Yeah, Phil draws the line on family members, but if Ashton says his fat wife is fat, he just goes "tee hee oh you guys are so silly!"

Ok, so how is Phil going to cope about this?


They're literally calling him retarded and laughing AT him for taking the suggestion of not counting the politics streams seriously. They even say at one point "I love Phil! No, not Phil..." How is Phil going to delude himself into thinking this is just "light razzing"? If he wasn't such an asshole, I'd feel bad. In fact, how long until Phil goes "goes stfu about Kino Casino I don't know anything about those guys!" and completely memoryholes them?
 
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