💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[keke]

personalized plate.

Lawtube is dumb. It’s the stupidest thing ever. Lawpope is a funny ironic joke about how lame Lawtube is guys. Haha call me Lawpope it’s just funny and weird. It’s all gay drama. I want nothing to do with it. Let me dress up, I hate it so much. All for the grift, right chat? I don’t take myself seriously. Vanity plates? It’s all just jokes. I live for comedy.

Fast forward to insisting the Imholte’s do coke off his ‘Lawpope’ vanity plates with him and Kayla as he’s trying to impress a brood parasite over a decade younger than him. While the high-roller LARP is almost (not quite) enough to keep his dick hard.

 

[Desktop User2]

sifting flour

It´s only relevant for mixing your starch into delicate foam bases (foam egg whites, for example). It´s useless otherwise. You should always weight your ingredients and preferably normalize old recipes (weight your volumetric based recipes that are already proven to work). Not always you will have the same utensils at your disposition, a scale is always the same.

TBF that´s basically for pastry, savory recipes are usually looser.

 

[Vibralldo]

Lawtube is dumb. It’s the stupidest thing ever. Lawpope is a funny ironic joke about how lame Lawtube is guys. Haha call me Lawpope it’s just funny and weird. It’s all gay drama. I want nothing to do with it. Let me dress up, I hate it so much. All for the grift, right chat? I don’t take myself seriously. Vanity plates? It’s all just jokes. I live for comedy.

Fast forward to insisting the Imholte’s do coke off his ‘Lawpope’ vanity plates with him and Kayla as he’s trying to impress a brood parasite over a decade younger than him. While the high-roller LARP is almost (not quite) enough to keep his dick hard.

Dressing up and getting a vanity plate that says "lawpope" isn't funny but it is weird

 

[fggt_mcdckface]

The plate LAWFGGT would’ve been better for him.

 

[Permanent Resident Cope]

I'll keep posting it.

 

[Roboute Guilliman]

Been trying to catch up on the thread a couple of times a week, finally did it, Nick does not disappoint (as a lolcow only).

 

[Waldo Geraldo Balldo]

So she'll literally put out with anyone, maybe the April Ralph arc will happen.

Ape is a cloutsexual. It's not about physical attraction, it's about the clut and attention attached to the dick she's sucking that gets her off. We could get Cozy Rozy ReRoll.

 

[Burt Macklin]

"It's not my job to educate you!"
Archive

Not his job to educate but his show is was "Lawsplaining the Interwebs" to his audience?

"Educate" : might want to get a new handle Nicky since you're no longer a practicing attorney and you're most likely about to lose your law license.

Some ideas: @RekietaFaggot @RekietaNotALawyer @RekietaHoustonMeanStreets @RekietaRimJob @BubbasFutureButtPlug @IDon'tKnowLaw @IveBeenFelted @cocainecowboy @BloodyNoseCokeBro @TemuScarface @MyChurchHatesMe @AaronsCumGuzzler @MyKids4SureHateMe @YoureAllNerds

 

[Botchy Galoop]

With my butter bell at the ready, I perched atop my tripod and beheld the lowly cassoulet that I had lovingly soaked, then seared, then sautéed, then put all together and braised for many hours. I broke into the sourdough loaf I had been slow proofing for 2 days, and baked off this morning. I dipped the crusty bread into the savory sauce, that was thick and rich with duck, pork, and a locally made andouille sausage.

And then I read this thread. And wished I had made chili and tortilla's instead.
Fuck you guys.
Never change.
Thanks for some great recipes

Thread tax: Nick is a gormless fool and I would not fuck him (because I'd break his skeletal faggoty bones)

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

You don't have to do all the shit in this recipe but by soaking dried chilis (guajillo, ancho, etc) and then pureeing them, you wind up with a silky and bright red base for chili.

I'm going to try this

 

[Burt Macklin]

Wow, she's like, so cool. She loves fights and stuff guys!

Is Nick chatting on locals again for the fights?

ETA:


As @Himedall All-seeing Waifu reported, having the same problem archiving because they're protected

 

[Stiffy]

She's posting like she's a middle schooler experiencing their first breakup and has about as much foresight as one too.

Very concerning for a near 30 year old woman!

Please understand April Anderson's mental age does not match her actual physical one. She very clearly has some kind of Cluster B personality disorder. Most astute observers surmise BPD, or BPD with comorbidity of other disorders in the same cluster (Histrionic,Narcissistic, Antisocial) Borderlines like April, and NPD's like Nick are nothing more than mentally ill children trapped in adult bodies. For both of them it started at whatever childhood age they were traumatized.

 

[SparselyFarcical]

Is Nick chatting on locals again for the fights?

Not currently, no

 

[Melty Butter]

Ape is a cloutsexual. It's not about physical attraction, it's about the clut and attention attached to the dick she's sucking that gets her off. We could get Cozy Rozy ReRoll.

You know what's weird? I think for April it's more for the sex, drugs, and imagined "love" than money specifically. She left her ring behind. That's documented by Aaron in this clip at 22:00. Assuming the diamond was real, and I do, it looks to be at least 1 ct. so worth $3K-$5K depending on quality. (I think it's real bc Aaron was throwing money around like crazy over those years. 3 trips to Vegas, etc.)

August 27, 2021:

Note the Harley Davidson sign in the background, and her eczema (a theory). Pure class. There are another 10 ring pics. She was very proud. There are some pics without any rings worn during her marriage but none with a just a band. I'm pretty sure she left the whole thing behind.

Fast forward to 6 weeks ago, Oct. 26.

Prominent ringless finger with a message for Nick (or was it for Aaron?). I may be overthinking but it felt like a message.

 

[SparselyFarcical]

New post from Balldo man:

 

[Melty Butter]

Is Nick chatting on locals again for the fights?

He's too busy on X fighting about April's tweet.


Archive

 

[Bogliacci]

New post from Balldo man:

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10 Day before he's buckbroken or he proves he's a real man and fights the system!

 

[Vibralldo]

New post from Balldo man:

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Nick prides himself on being true and honest about his sex life, mentioning he wishes his parents were more open about their sex life when he was younger... Except in this one specific case where his ex concubine claimed Nick and her talked to Rekieta's kids about their sex life. In fact, this in particular really seems to trigger him.

Funny and weird.

 

[AnOminous]

Prominent ringless finger with a message for Nick (or was it for Aaron?). I may be overthinking but it felt like a message.

This skanky homewrecking coke slut is such a psycho.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

New post from Balldo man:

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“I can’t wait to tell you the whole story.”

”Sorry, they will remain private.”

Nick has never lied