Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[urr13 account]

Love whoever loves you

So she'll literally put out with anyone, maybe the April Ralph arc will happen.

 

[AnOminous]

Technique is just as important in cooking as the ingredients. Until you've mastered a recipe as it was written (after which you can vary it to make it your own), don't skip or change any of the steps. They all have a purpose.

This is true as a beginner thing but eventually you'll get to the point of knowing what things you can change because you actually do know why a step is in there or isn't. And there are some things, like bread, where you can totally wing it and not even bother with a recipe once you know what a good dough feels like.

(Currently I'm going through a phase of being really anal and measuring things out to the gram, sifting flour and then weighing it instead of going by volume, etc.)

 

[thebigdream]

If I were a cop I'd just pull over every Mustang I saw. Twice if it had a retarded personalized plate.

I'd George Floyd every Mustang owner, including force-feeding them fentanyl so they too can dundonuffin

 

[Captain Manning]

Mike David he has a thread here, also as you can tell from the meme, he says the sort of things about guys children that patrick melton has. meaning they're both bad but because mike david shits in a bag instead of looking like a bag of shit its somehow ok

Here's something you don't seem to comprehend.

Redbar's thread was created back in 2021, and has managed just 51 pages.

Arron Imholte and Patrick Melton have threads that were both created this year that are currently sitting at 190 and 82 pages, respectively.

The obvious difference in interest here is explained by the Rekieta connection. We're a captive audience of sorts in the case of Aaron and Patty because they are both directly involved in things going on in Nick's life.

In the case of Aaron, it's because he was in the polycule, Nick has a massive hate-boner for him, and he's facing charges concerning him sharing a picture of Kayla.

In the case of Melton, it's because Nick is now one of his paypigs, is using Melton to harass Aaron, and appears to be some sort of accomplice or beneficiary of Rekieta accessing Aaron's online accounts without authorization.

Redbar has no direct connection to Nick. He's not in the Balldoverse Collapse subforum for that reason.

@keke is right. Nobody has to pay a "Redbar is a pedo too tax" every time they mention Melton in this thread. Nobody that follows Rekieta has to even give the slightest amount of shit about Redbar. I barely care about Redbar except insofar as he's gone back to taking jabs at Melton again lately, and I am mildly amused by how he seems to get under Melton's skin. That's about it.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

From here but I don't know how to fact-check whether it was deleted bc her tweets are protected. Perhaps you know how.
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BBN may have a spy within her ranks. That wouldn't be hard. She had over 4000 following when she protected her account.

Still there:



L | A

...And that's why I was hoping for someone who wasn't @BreakingBalldoNews would try and verify their claim that April deleted the tweet.

Turns out it's not actually deleted.

ETA: Archive is fucked because private account. Will entertain solution suggestions.

I'm not aware of it being possible.

 

[keke]

personalized plate.

Lawtube is dumb. It’s the stupidest thing ever. Lawpope is a funny ironic joke about how lame Lawtube is guys. Haha call me Lawpope it’s just funny and weird. It’s all gay drama. I want nothing to do with it. Let me dress up, I hate it so much. All for the grift, right chat? I don’t take myself seriously. Vanity plates? It’s all just jokes. I live for comedy.

Fast forward to insisting the Imholte’s do coke off his ‘Lawpope’ vanity plates with him and Kayla as he’s trying to impress a brood parasite over a decade younger than him. While the high-roller LARP is almost (not quite) enough to keep his dick hard.

 

[Desktop User2]

sifting flour

It´s only relevant for mixing your starch into delicate foam bases (foam egg whites, for example). It´s useless otherwise. You should always weight your ingredients and preferably normalize old recipes (weight your volumetric based recipes that are already proven to work). Not always you will have the same utensils at your disposition, a scale is always the same.

TBF that´s basically for pastry, savory recipes are usually looser.

 

[Vibralldo]

Lawtube is dumb. It’s the stupidest thing ever. Lawpope is a funny ironic joke about how lame Lawtube is guys. Haha call me Lawpope it’s just funny and weird. It’s all gay drama. I want nothing to do with it. Let me dress up, I hate it so much. All for the grift, right chat? I don’t take myself seriously. Vanity plates? It’s all just jokes. I live for comedy.

Fast forward to insisting the Imholte’s do coke off his ‘Lawpope’ vanity plates with him and Kayla as he’s trying to impress a brood parasite over a decade younger than him. While the high-roller LARP is almost (not quite) enough to keep his dick hard.

Dressing up and getting a vanity plate that says "lawpope" isn't funny but it is weird

 

[fggt_mcdckface]

The plate LAWFGGT would’ve been better for him.

 

[Permanent Resident Cope]

I'll keep posting it.

 

[Roboute Guilliman]

Been trying to catch up on the thread a couple of times a week, finally did it, Nick does not disappoint (as a lolcow only).

 

[Waldo Geraldo Balldo]

So she'll literally put out with anyone, maybe the April Ralph arc will happen.

Ape is a cloutsexual. It's not about physical attraction, it's about the clut and attention attached to the dick she's sucking that gets her off. We could get Cozy Rozy ReRoll.

 

[Burt Macklin]

"It's not my job to educate you!"
Archive

Not his job to educate but his show is was "Lawsplaining the Interwebs" to his audience?

"Educate" : might want to get a new handle Nicky since you're no longer a practicing attorney and you're most likely about to lose your law license.

Some ideas: @RekietaFaggot @RekietaNotALawyer @RekietaHoustonMeanStreets @RekietaRimJob @BubbasFutureButtPlug @IDon'tKnowLaw @IveBeenFelted @cocainecowboy @BloodyNoseCokeBro @TemuScarface @MyChurchHatesMe @AaronsCumGuzzler @MyKids4SureHateMe @YoureAllNerds

 

[Botchy Galoop]

With my butter bell at the ready, I perched atop my tripod and beheld the lowly cassoulet that I had lovingly soaked, then seared, then sautéed, then put all together and braised for many hours. I broke into the sourdough loaf I had been slow proofing for 2 days, and baked off this morning. I dipped the crusty bread into the savory sauce, that was thick and rich with duck, pork, and a locally made andouille sausage.

And then I read this thread. And wished I had made chili and tortilla's instead.
Fuck you guys.
Never change.
Thanks for some great recipes

Thread tax: Nick is a gormless fool and I would not fuck him (because I'd break his skeletal faggoty bones)

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

You don't have to do all the shit in this recipe but by soaking dried chilis (guajillo, ancho, etc) and then pureeing them, you wind up with a silky and bright red base for chili.

I'm going to try this

 

[Burt Macklin]

Wow, she's like, so cool. She loves fights and stuff guys!

Is Nick chatting on locals again for the fights?

ETA:


As @Himedall All-seeing Waifu reported, having the same problem archiving because they're protected

 

[Stiffy]

She's posting like she's a middle schooler experiencing their first breakup and has about as much foresight as one too.

Very concerning for a near 30 year old woman!

Please understand April Anderson's mental age does not match her actual physical one. She very clearly has some kind of Cluster B personality disorder. Most astute observers surmise BPD, or BPD with comorbidity of other disorders in the same cluster (Histrionic,Narcissistic, Antisocial) Borderlines like April, and NPD's like Nick are nothing more than mentally ill children trapped in adult bodies. For both of them it started at whatever childhood age they were traumatized.

 

[SparselyFarcical]

Is Nick chatting on locals again for the fights?

Not currently, no

 

[Melty Butter]

Ape is a cloutsexual. It's not about physical attraction, it's about the clut and attention attached to the dick she's sucking that gets her off. We could get Cozy Rozy ReRoll.

You know what's weird? I think for April it's more for the sex, drugs, and imagined "love" than money specifically. She left her ring behind. That's documented by Aaron in this clip at 22:00. Assuming the diamond was real, and I do, it looks to be at least 1 ct. so worth $3K-$5K depending on quality. (I think it's real bc Aaron was throwing money around like crazy over those years. 3 trips to Vegas, etc.)

August 27, 2021:

Note the Harley Davidson sign in the background, and her eczema (a theory). Pure class. There are another 10 ring pics. She was very proud. There are some pics without any rings worn during her marriage but none with a just a band. I'm pretty sure she left the whole thing behind.

Fast forward to 6 weeks ago, Oct. 26.

Prominent ringless finger with a message for Nick (or was it for Aaron?). I may be overthinking but it felt like a message.

 

[SparselyFarcical]

New post from Balldo man: