Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[Mobster Monitor]

Crossposting. Awhile ago Dax let the creator of an infamous indie game onto his podcast to vent. Dax was in the game as this stage as a cameo. Now Dax is a full fledged secret bossfight and now includes Vito the pedo fighting alongside him in the newest update.

I fucking regret buying Yiik
I do not want to play a game with a pedophile and a pedo defender in it

Post in thread 'YIIK: A Post Modern RPG / Ackk Studios / Andrew Allanson'
At least you get to kill them in game?

 

[Oliver Onions]

But here's hoping it doesn't come out

FTFY. I know it's a horrible thing to wish on someone, but the world doesn't need any more fucked up kids raised by incompetent parents (if Dax would even bother to stick around).

 

[AnOminous]

But here's hoping it doesn't come out autistic, female, and into piss fetish.

So you're hoping it's not Riley's?

 

[Gee Willows Wilson!]

So you're hoping it's not Riley's?

I'm hoping it doesn't grow up with a father who would allow a Riley in their life

 

[Fleetwood]

I'm hoping it doesn't grow up with a father who would allow a Riley in their life

I hope this is another work and there is no kid. But if there is, it's likely they will be signed over to Riley at age 18 if they don't run away to another Riley type first.

 

[Twilight Twill*^]

I can’t help but wonder, if Dick dresses up as a cow called Juju and gets fucked in the ass. How did Marie get pregnant?

Through animal husbandry.

 

[AltisticRight]

@Folgers Can made this masterpiece.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

Saw this post on a Kino Casino clip. Pretty accurate:

"The mediallion works in mysterious ways. in his case, it identified what hurts him the most:it killed his show and made him a father. Basically it ruined his life by forcing him to live a normal one. The medaillion doesnt fuck around anymore"

 

[Incecticyder]

Saw this post on a Kino Casino clip. Pretty accurate:

"The mediallion works in mysterious ways. in his case, it identified what hurts him the most:it killed his show and made him a father. Basically it ruined his life by forcing him to live a normal one. The medaillion doesnt fuck around anymore"

It never did fuck around. By not putting it on and chanting the spell, he made it so that its power over him was lessened but still there. It merely took longer to screw him up.

 

[Oliver Onions]

It never did fuck around. By not putting it on and chanting the spell, he made it so that its power over him was lessened but still there. It merely took longer to screw him up.

Or maybe it was the opposite: by not wearing the medallion but keeping it in his presence, the Sonichu demon began to siphon all the cringe out of Dax. We'll know for sure if Vito stops talking about fucking kids and ships Superkiller in the next few months.

 

[Gulls on Film]

Crossposting. Awhile ago Dax let the creator of an infamous indie game onto his podcast to vent. Dax was in the game as this stage as a cameo. Now Dax is a full fledged secret bossfight and now includes Vito the pedo fighting alongside him in the newest update.

Post in thread 'YIIK: A Post Modern RPG / Ackk Studios / Andrew Allanson'
At least you get to kill them in game?

Goddamn still trying to polish YIIK is some of the most delusional sunk cost fallacy shit I've ever seen. Good job, you added visual diarrhea to your pretentious clunky game. Those shitty 'seamless' menus and incomprehensible battle effects made me develop epilepsy. And if Dax was the only content creator that didn't rip your game a new one, you should really reconsider a career as a game developer.

 

[Incecticyder]

Or maybe it was the opposite: by not wearing the medallion but keeping it in his presence, the Sonichu demon began to siphon all the cringe out of Dax. We'll know for sure if Vito stops talking about fucking kids and ships Superkiller in the next few months.

Nah, he lost Sean, he defends Riley, Vito is still there, he attacks Eric. The cringe is still very much there.

 

[sillybillyguy]

What are the odds the kid isn't even actually his but he can't say he was cucked?

 

[break these cuffs]

What are the odds the kid isn't even actually his but he can't say he was cucked?

I honestly can't see a world where the kid is even real. Why would Dax not badger her about aborting it day and night until she gives in or just dump her ass?

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Goddamn still trying to polish YIIK is some of the most delusional sunk cost fallacy shit I've ever seen. Good job, you added visual diarrhea to your pretentious clunky game. Those shitty 'seamless' menus and incomprehensible battle effects made me develop epilepsy. And if Dax was the only content creator that didn't rip your game a new one, you should really reconsider a career as a game developer.

"Hey Tomar, how does it feel to beat up a fat Mexican in a cow suit and his pet pedophile?"

 

[Incecticyder]

"Hey Tomar, how does it feel to beat up a fat Mexican in a cow suit and his pet pedophile?"

Which one of them? You have to be more specific for he has an entire shelf of those.

 

[Maker's Mark]

God will punish Dax by giving him a daughter after years of bashing women.

 

[Oliver Onions]

God will punish Dax by giving him a daughter after years of bashing women.

Funny as that would be it's a horrible curse to place upon the innocent girl.

 

[genericwhitemale]

Dax telling his 10 year old child at the dinner table about Eric July using 3D assets.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Dax telling his 10 year old child at the dinner table about Eric July using 3D assets.

"Honey, you can't date that boy, he traced assets in a comic book."