Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Horrified Bystander]

God, I hope I never dream about this place.

Do autists dream of eclectic shitposts?

 

[Konstantin Romanov]

"That said, you parsed the syntax wrong. She isn't saying she talked to my children."

"You can't ban me from youtube, all I said was that trannies had to go up against the wall, that has many possible interpretations! Standing next to a wall isn't violent!"
"I said I did mountains of cocaine at some unspecified point in the distant past, not the day I was caught by the police with cocaine."
"When I answered the question of whether Amanda Lynn Morris was a pedophile by saying I wouldn't let her watch my kids, I just meant I wouldn't let ANYBODY watch my kids."
I used to play this kind of semantic game when I was 10. I stopped when I realized people aren't that stupid and while they usually can't be bothered arguing with you, they still know you're lying.

 

[hunchbacksrus]

can Nick stream from jail when his cybercrime charges violate his parole and he goes to jail?

 

[Major]

He can stream the mysterious coke glove event to an audience of three.

 

[Desktop User2]

More April food porn tweets

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Not even in her "steak posting" the steak is hers. Pathetic.

 

[AltisticRight]

More April food porn tweets

I too would think they're passable, if I had to eat Balldo's food for 2 weeks.

 

[Swole McPole]

The bowl cut bangs remind me of the literal 90s bowl cut.

The woman is richer than King Midas and yet she obviously gets her hair cut at the local nigger owned salon. Celeste! My girl! These nigs have mastered applying weave, cornrows and creating a nappy headed afro, but they don't give a single shit about white wammen's hair.

Spend some of that fortune on a decent stylist, FFS.

 

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I got curious and checked nick's mom's instagram, and holy shit does this bish make some horrifying grimaces when taking selfies.
I know it's just a weird oriental superstition, but the sanpaku of her gaze is legit unsettling.

 

[HONKY DESTROYER]

Hit me with clocks if people said this already, I think the raccoon story is Nick's attempt at looking country (keep in mind he told it at the peak of his trad dad grift) but of course, not being country, didn't realize how weird the story came across as, basically balldo posturing and missing social cues as usual

 

[MeltyTW]

Hit me with clocks if people said this already, I think the raccoon story is Nick's attempt at looking country (keep in mind he told it at the peak of his trad dad grift) but of course, not being country, didn't realize how weird the story came across as, basically balldo posturing and missing social cues as usual

i think its much more likely that hes a blood thirsty freak who enjoys finding small animals to torture to death and whos blood he can drink like a coked out doped up vampire of sorts. you cant have a weird polycule hedonistic drug orgy without snufff.

 

[AnOminous]

Bitch is such a tryhard. The only sports she's played is forehead wars.

She's played plenty of ball games, mostly involving them slapping against her chin.

Anyway, Disney adult seems probable.

Disney adults are all such shit people.

 

[Gorton Colu]

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I got curious and checked nick's mom's instagram, and holy shit does this bish make some horrifying grimaces when taking selfies.
I know it's just a weird oriental superstition, but the sanpaku of her gaze is legit unsettling.

I'll never understand people with bad smiles.

Now, not everyone has or can have a stunning smile, but there is no excuse for not having a pleasant normal smile.

Relax your eyes Celeste you mongoloid. The rest of your family can smile normally, even Nick can, who has little to smile to about.

 

[AnOminous]

Relax your eyes Celeste you mongoloid. The rest of your family can smile normally, even Nick can, who has little to smile to about.

Did Nick pick Kayla because her deranged gurning reminded him of his mom?

 

[Gorton Colu]

Did Nick pick Kayla because her deranged gurning reminded him of his mom?
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When Kayla is not on uppers and being a theater girl, she can smile normally. Clearly Nick wanted someone who can channel his mother's energy only some of the time, not all the time.

I could be wrong and engaged in gay psychoanalyizing, but Bobby seems like a henpecked loser and Celeste the special child of her family. Nick had no hope of turning out well and he lacks the personal ambition to rise above his bullshit.

 

[Burt Macklin]

This would make even further sense as Epcot has some of the best Disney vacation club lounges of any Disney theme park

Love how pics show aged 70+ including a man in a motorized wheelchair. Market to your audience.

Note that the picture above is clearly a selfie. You can see the reflection of Celeste holding up the phone in her sunglasses.

I don't think Nick and co are there.

EPCOT is geared for adults but, as for Magic Kingdom, maybe Celeste just really like Mickey.

Celeste likes Mickey, and Rekieta Sr. likes little kids. Between the two haircuts, hers reeks pedo-supporter and his reeks of pedo-freak with child porn on the basement computer. Who the fuck at 70 (besides the cast of Grateful Dead) has hair like that? Looks like dad rides on mommy Celeste's money, too. Like father like son!

i think its much more likely that hes a blood thirsty freak who enjoys finding small animals to torture to death and whos blood he can drink like a coked out doped up vampire of sorts. you cant have a weird polycule hedonistic drug orgy without snufff.

Ugly Ted Bundy serial killer arc before Nick & Kayla divorce?

ETA:

I could be wrong and engaged in gay psychoanalyizing, but Bobby seems like a henpecked loser and Celeste the special child of her family. Nick had no hope of turning out well and he lacks the personal ambition to rise above his bullshit.

Occam's razor : Nick is just an asshole. Plenty of kids who've grown up with fucked up parents, rich or poor, can spot them and have the wherewithal to not want to repeat the cycle. He's just too fucking lazy and likes sucking on mommy's teet, even at almost 42. The psycho-analyzing at this point is retarded because the answer is so simple. The guy is a fucking retarded asshole who thinks he knows everything and he doesn't. Let the mother fucker cook and learn the hard way, how everyone else does.

 

[Oxyjen]

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Famous at last. Meme Copium shared my low effort meme. And despite no new info does a good long musing on the rekieta saga.

https://www.youtube.com/live/40YrQx9wJf8?t=2h2m

 

[Melty Butter]

Celeste must have been very young when she had Kristen if she is only 66 now.

Yes. Celeste was 17 years old when she got pregnant and and 18 years old when she had Kristen. (Again, it's believed that she's Nick's half sister. Bob and Celeste married a few years later.)

We know ages because Celeste turned 66 on May 21, 2024 and Kristen turned 48 on October 16, 2024. We know Kristen's age because she's active on FB, IG and TikTok promoting her Nicaraguan gym and general wellness. She's recently been posting quite a bit about perimenopause: Kristen's birthday IG post. If it matters, she looks pretty great for 48.

I recently did a mini-deep dive on her vids to see if she ever addressed Nick or the arrest. She didn't.

As for how any of this relates to Nick, here are some observations:

• She likes to drink but it seems well under control. There is an airport vid where she explains how to get past airport security with mini-bottles of liquor, go to a coffee place when waiting for your plane, and make your own espresso martini. That struck me as vaguely alcoholic behavior.
• She has more of a TX accent than Nick. She may have stayed in TX when Celeste and Bob moved to MN. That would make sense; she'd have been an older teen when the move happened. She's fluent in Spanish.
• She defines as a social butterfly and a girl who loved to party in her 20s and 30s.
• Her mere existence may explain Nick's strongly pro-life views.
• Kristen's now-adult daughter seems to have written a self-published horror comic. I'm not sure what to say about that.
• For those interested in the Owens inheritance, she purchased the Nicaraguan gym a couple years ago. If purchase records are available, it may indicate a dispensation of funds from the trust. Or not. The cost of living and real estate is low there.

She never mentions her first marriage or daughter (that I found). I found that strange but it may be for justifiable privacy reasons.

 

[Fapcop]

That struck me as vaguely alcoholic behavior.

Vaguely?! My guy, that is a full on boozer mindset.

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“Hmm, that sounds a tad bit like borderline substance abuse…”

 

[Gorton Colu]

I always find it mildly amusing when fitness and nutrition enthusiasts/influencers are also unabashed lushes.

 

[Burt Macklin]

She likes to drink but it seems well under control. There is an airport vid where she explains how to get past airport security with mini-bottles of liquor, go to a coffee place when waiting for your plane, and make your own espresso martini. That struck me as vaguely alcoholic behavior.

Bragging about how to sneak in booze is insanely alcoholic and narcissistic behavior. Regular alcoholics just sneak it in, but an alcoholic narcissist will tape it and show it to the world. Runs in the family.

For those interested in the Owens inheritance, she purchased the Nicaraguan gym a couple years ago. If purchase records are available, it may indicate a dispensation of funds from the trust. Or not. The cost of living and real estate is low there.

Nicaraguan gym owner? Shitty non-practicing lol'yer streamer? Heard of tax write offs and ways to blow your money, but I could think of a thousand different excuses and narrow it down to two better ones than those two child failures to blow your money on for a family trust : tupperware, MaryKay, Amway, Arbonne, Avon, Super Male Vitality, HerbaLife, JFC the list goes on.

ETA:

I'll keep posting it.

Thread banned yet?