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I'd like to see him try to wedge his corpulent self being the wheel of a Ferrari.Ok, now I need to see Pat try to walk into a Ferarri dealership.
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I'd like to see him try to wedge his corpulent self being the wheel of a Ferrari.Ok, now I need to see Pat try to walk into a Ferarri dealership.
"Excuse me sir, do you have any cars that can fit a 500 pound man that is still growing in it? I would prefer one with a V6 engine"Ok, now I need to see Pat try to walk into a Ferarri dealership.
Holy fuck, imagine Patrick having an insufferable faggot-off with either the salespeople or customers that could actually afford those cars.I'd like to see him try to wedge his corpulent self being the wheel of a Ferrari.
The look of horror on their faces as he pulled the rustang onto the lot would only be the start. I can only imagine everyone would get fired if he managed to make it in the building and take a selfie. He'd start tweeting at corporate and they'd send some goombas from the old country to drown the manager in a bathtub of full boxed wine.Holy fuck, imagine Patrick having an insufferable faggot-off with either the salespeople or customers that could actually afford those cars.
We might laugh so hard we'd squirt blood from our eyes.
Can confirm this aligns with my old fag memoryBack in 2015, Kiwi Farms discovered the founders of Trans Lifeline (a tranny suicide prevention hotline) had embezzled about $400k. Liz Fong-Jones was unwilling to believe this and got Josh's email provider to drop him, believing they were the ones hosting the Kiwi Farms. Liz had a connection with the founders (I believe they were friends, some oldfag can correct me) and so had a personal reason to punish the Farms for exposing them. It turns out Kiwi Farms was correct, and after an investigation the embezzlers lost their positions.
Liz has never forgiven us.
Pat couldn’t get more unlikable if he tried. celebrating every minor follower milestone is a new level of vain. And without any trace of irony. He only half heartedly couches it as building a resistance. A rag tag resistance that brags about like count and impressions.View attachment 6722781
"No, Lynn, I CAN'T get a job or "just be normal". I have to battle Nazis on
Add it to listDo we need a new legal version of Rick like General Fatton?
"Amendmended"
Do we need a new legal version of Rick like General Fatton?
I can't think of anything that would capture the sheer obesity of this idiot, though.
They will (begrudgingly) forgive you for being wrong, but will never forgive you for being right.Liz has never forgiven us
Stop being a fat pig with bitch tits.Fattorney-at-law cannot do?
This depends a lot on where you are, though. A lot of places cover dental. For example, the NHS covers all kinds of dental procedures, at least on children. In some cases public insurance is more practical for dental. They'll do things like sealing teeth to prevent cavities instead of waiting for them to get cavities because then dentists get to bill for fillings.For example, our public healthcare here doesn't even pay for fillings, implants or even anesthesia at the dentist.
Fatirck Tomlinson, Esq, Fattorney at Law.Do we need a new legal version of Rick like General Fatton?
Fatticus FinchFatirck Tomlinson, Esq, Fattorney at Law.
Enjoy festive carols, stalker.On the fifth day of Fatmas my piggy gave to me
Five stalker children
Four enjoy prisons
Three no childs
Two niggeronis
And a fat faggot with bitch tiiiiiits