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If she continues to expand at the rate she has it’ll be a stretched out blob in 6 months.
Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children
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So the class warrior anarchist shadow worker is experiencing what it's like to only be partially coddled by parents and the government. She is experiencing real world things like creeps trying to take advantage of you and beg from you and lie and get into your space, and has to figure out how to deal with it. Love this for her.
I'd love it even more if it would cause her to reflect on the ways in which she has been the person begging and bothering and lying and boundary-violating in the past. But I won't hold my breath.
I'd love it even more if it would cause her to reflect on the ways in which she has been the person begging and bothering and lying and boundary-violating in the past. But I won't hold my breath.
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I'm not saying this to be rude in any way, but I am guessing you have been fortunate enough to have never actually lived or worked anywhere that regular interactions with aggressive, entitled, mentally ill and/or heavily drug addicted bums are impossible to avoid. I can't speak for everyone, but holy shit can it wear down any sympathy fast.
If some neighbor she's always been friendly with knocked on her door early one evening to borrow, idk, a cup of sugar or something, and Staph just randomly slammed the door in their face out of nowhere, then I'd agree it's a dick move. This isn't that. Some crackhead has been repeatedly bumming money off her and never paying her back, and even after Staph's mom explicitly told him his behavior was unwelcome, he wasn't getting any more, and it's time to knock it off, not one day later he decided it'd be appropriate to bang on her door at 2:30 am to hit her up again. If there is ever a circumstance where a person is perfectly entitled to slam a door in someone's face, this is it.
Seeing her constantly blunder into absolutely retarded pajeet scams one after another is fucking hilarious, and Staph is enough of an entitled fraudster leech herself that I don't feel bad for laughing. The basehead fuckups taking her money are useless, exploitative, degenerate social parasites on the exact same level Staph is, but also with the audacity to actually get up in people's faces at whatever ungodly hour to subject them to aggressive begging. That earns a higher rank on my shit list. Staph isn't pounding on my door at 3 am until I literally cannot ignore it so she can demand I buy a patch, know what I mean?
My guess is Staph is always super absorbed in scrolling social media/reading fapfic, eating, and farting into the couch, and probably just finds it an annoyance when Siggy is playing, trying to get some attention from the only other living being in her world, or generally behaving like a cat. So rather than interact with the poor kitty, Staph just shovels treats into her face to shut her up because it's easier. I understand that there are times you're in the middle of something and if your cat wants undivided attention at that moment, they may have to wait... but this bitch has absolutely no life and supposedly wanted a cat more desperately than she has ever wanted anything, so there's really no excuse for this.
I mean, depends on the artist? The good artists I know are totally cool with people bringing their own drawings or designs they've found online for inspiration, so they can design you a piece that works with their style and is at least somewhat original. Most artists, though, realize that most tattoos people want are retarded. For every expensive, multi-session custom artwork that they're excited to put in their portfolio, you get fifty people in for small, quick bullshit like barcodes, barbed wire, dolphin tramp stamp, their girlfriend's name, or simple lineart ripped directly from the first page of Google Images. As completely uninspired as that shit is, it pays the bills, so they generally just do it. Really good artists might have an apprentice to whip off the basic shit for $150 a pop so they're free to concentrate on the ones they find more creatively interesting. However, it should be noted that if you rip some basic bitch clipart off Pinterest, flip it horizontally, and try to claim it's an original drawing you did, you're not fooling anyone. It's immediately obvious and you are being mocked behind your back.
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You guys, I found a copy of the novel she was obsessing over, Loki by JC Andrijeski (a prolific writer of trashy paranormal romance, a genre I'll admit can be a guilty pleasure as long as it's done well. She's done a whole series of Norse gods getting steamy with mortal American women - there are also Thor and Tyr books in the series) and holy shit, no wonder she digs it, the mortal female love interest is first described as such:
Blonde hair, large babblers... we all know Staph loves to boast about the size of her salmon slappers, and her hair could arguably be considered a shade of blonde, that's often the option she picks for her idealised Picrew avatars as well. Pretty sure her eyes are bluish grey as opposed to green, but I bet she loves the thought of being compared to a cat considering she's identified as a cat otherkin in the past. This lovely lady, an American tourist in Kathmandu, Nepal, steals Loki's magic ring and he pursues her through the streets, since he's there too for shits and giggles. But for some ungodly reason the author had to include this little tidbit when describing the local scenery:
Yuck. No wonder Staph has declared this her new favourite book - it has Loki boffing a woman she can imagine her fantasy self in the place of (despite calling herself a demi-bxy-whatever, she knows deep down she's just a straight woman ruining her body and health with testosterone) as well as gratuitous descriptions of children's genitals.
And that's only the first few pages - I'll at least read through to the first juicy scene to see exactly how bad it can get. And post the highlights on the Farms, of course. (And dw, it cost me nothing - libgen for the win)
Blonde hair, large babblers... we all know Staph loves to boast about the size of her salmon slappers, and her hair could arguably be considered a shade of blonde, that's often the option she picks for her idealised Picrew avatars as well. Pretty sure her eyes are bluish grey as opposed to green, but I bet she loves the thought of being compared to a cat considering she's identified as a cat otherkin in the past. This lovely lady, an American tourist in Kathmandu, Nepal, steals Loki's magic ring and he pursues her through the streets, since he's there too for shits and giggles. But for some ungodly reason the author had to include this little tidbit when describing the local scenery:
Yuck. No wonder Staph has declared this her new favourite book - it has Loki boffing a woman she can imagine her fantasy self in the place of (despite calling herself a demi-bxy-whatever, she knows deep down she's just a straight woman ruining her body and health with testosterone) as well as gratuitous descriptions of children's genitals.
And that's only the first few pages - I'll at least read through to the first juicy scene to see exactly how bad it can get. And post the highlights on the Farms, of course. (And dw, it cost me nothing - libgen for the win)
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Arkin O'Brien
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Dealing with junkies is a nightmare but honestly, I have no sympathy for Staph. She's an arrogant, entitled, delusional, low empathy retard who grooms children and has overfed yet another cat into morbid obesity.
Enjoy your crackhead, Staph! You did it to yourself.
Enjoy your crackhead, Staph! You did it to yourself.
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Mr. Quack has designed a few of his tattoos, but he's always happy for the tattooist to clean it up and change it if needed to fit
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I've been perseverating on why Stephanie can't use her real true Druid-Satan-Nordic magick to get her $20 back from a tweaker, but then I remembered:
legally-certified social worker, who went through a practicum and everything
And yet no junkie lie detector, or ability to realize when one is being manipulated. Clearly Stephanie is just bad at applying her studies to her practice, no matter the subject, and has been for a long time.
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Yeah, because musicians like Rammstein, Ghost, Michael Jackson and Coldplay are so underground.
Wow, really helpful to know. Thanks for sharing.
'They'? Why is she misgendering her cat?
Giving casual racist grandma vibes: 'There's a black man on this programme, good for him.'
You love Christmas...? The below post says otherwise.
Imagine being a widow who is learning how to enjoy Christmas again, only for some Debbie Downer retard to come and attempt to make it about her instead. I know Staph mentioned that one of her grandparents had a heart attack around Christmas, but did they actually die? I hope Kathryne manages to have a lovely Christmas this year.
Another Staph tooth is about to get yeeted.
What's Heath's ghost up to these days? He must be a very private type.
Staph has been thirst posting from her NSFW account to an e-thot who wears elf ears:
You're not ace.
I am sorry to do this to all of you, but you know how it goes - if I suffer from the exposure of Staph's degeneracy, then you're getting down with me. Staph has a new kink.
I didn't know what 'cock vore' was, but I learnt from reading the comments of that post. Basically it involves being stuffed up someone's dick. I don't know where else she has been exposed to this shit to decide she's into it.
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Confirmation that her livestream will be OUTSIDE. Same ritual, different venue. It's like she's touring!
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It really is something when cock vore isn't even the most offensive thing to have to witness in Staph caps.
The !!Non White?!!! paranormal posting is cringe and embarrassing, but that widow hijack was breathtaking.
Can she just leave people the fuck alone.
Widows. Non whites. Lesbians. Ghosts. Teens. Cats.
There's plenty of people who want to talk to her. Those junkies for example. For a very specific purpose.
Also I am only half sold that they are even junkies. They may well just be other speds who want to spend her tugboat on the same trinkety shit she does after frittering their own similarly, kek
Olipops all round!
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Topaz Eyes
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Get all the hamsters you have running in a big wheel and put them in a rig of interconnected small wheels, then cockvore the big wheel.
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I am extremely sorry you had to learn about this degenerate corner of the internet. Also my guess is she's discovering it because trannies on bluesky have a large overlap with the furry community, and it's a very furry-community fetish.
It also sort of requires a number of other fetishes (usually hyper, for the obvious logistical requirements), which are pretty out there. I'm pretty sure this is Stapphy just wanting to be Hip With The Degenerate People, because honestly other than being the kind of thing that make you sigh in intense disappointment, her 'kinks' are pretty mainstream. She's into the stuff that a middle aged white person does to try and spice up their love life (ooh, tee hee, a little dirty talk, some fuzzy handcuffs, a little step on me, Bad Boys TM), and CLAIMS to be into the kind of stuff that you'd expect a rebellious teenager to Google to shock their parents (Ugly Bastard Till Lindeman, piss, farting, knifeplay, Very Bad Boys TM). She's the target audience that shit like 50 Shades of Gray was written for.
The world of really wierd kinks, usually inhabited by furries and trannies, is something she really just doesn't encounter. I very much doubt we're gonna have a Hyper Muscle Cock Vore Pooltoy arc out of Stapphy.
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No wonder she likes the Loki novel then - I've gotten to the first spicy scene and the writing is of the exact same quality as her fanfics. I'll do the write up once I'm further in (it's a relatively short read and I'm on my Christmas holidays so screw it, I'm going to suffer through the whole thing because picking apart shitty writing is a hobby of mine) but TL;DR Loki reads the mind of the mortal woman who snatched his ring while she's sleeping on board a plane they just happen to be on together, sees she's having a sex dream about him, and decides to make the dream reality once she wakes up. In clear view of all the other passengers, no less, but conveniently they're all sleeping or staring at their phones, paying no mind to the obvious sex noises. Plenty of cringeworthy dirty talk is had, and the name calling, ugh - he refers to her several times during the bumping of uglies as "my pretty" and "kitten". 50 Shades of Loki, indeed.
I'm still surprised at how she's becoming more and more furry adjacent by the day, but seemingly outright refuses to fully align herself with the uwu furfag community and waste her government bux on a fursona commission. Degenerate as they may be, she'll at least have some sort of community to belong to. Better than effectively screaming into the abyss until us Kiwis find it, becoming the only real audience for her ramblings.
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Might have to take off work for this.
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The plot thickens...
This still smells sus. Even if you think a neighbour is 'a good person', stop lending them money. It's not helping that person by being someone to rely on for money. It genuinely feels like a two person con. Also, lol, bullied for money by an old man.
This still smells sus. Even if you think a neighbour is 'a good person', stop lending them money. It's not helping that person by being someone to rely on for money. It genuinely feels like a two person con. Also, lol, bullied for money by an old man.
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It's absolutely a two-person scam, but I'm kind of enjoying the drama (from a safe distance). I'm not answering the door at 2:00 AM for anyone but cops or the fire department, and as a single woman(ish) living alone, she should do the same. She lacks all sense of self-preservation.
So, her feet?
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She was born in 88 and so "caught the tail end of the 80s." With all the music she was listening to as an infant?? I stg she can make literally anything all about herself.
This, 100%. Stephanie has been identified as an ATM by junkies who are highly motivated to identify targets and concoct effective stories. Some are so motivated that the talent and effort it takes will seem to extend beyond their usual capabilities. (I like to imagine that it's Luna and Lurch from the Luna Slater thread)
Anyone who doesn't see that or thinks that it's rude to shut the door on a junkie at 2am (LOL) is lucky to have avoided it so far in their lives. And anyone with a degree in social work who can't see it should never brag about their degree again
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Now it's Staph and Old Lady against the boyfriend!
Of course she can have some money to get her by, because the old guy, as has been explained, took all hers! This is different now. I don't really need it, I was just sad to think I was being taken advantage of, you know ? But now I understand things are different. So sorry about my mom coming by, and inadvertently letting you know you need to think something up. Oh no don't worry, I won't say anything else to anyone, now that you've explained how volatile he is. Oh yes, you better be getting back down there, if you saying you're gone to long and you wouldn't want to anger him.
So when can I get that back? Oh right yeah it's a bit of a fractious situation now isn't it, we just don't know, you might even need a little bit more before this is all straightened out, yeah.
"Tail end of the 80s" . No staph. She doesnt seem to remember things shes said five minutes ago, let alone when she was under 2.
The very very very earliest memories start to emerge if you're lucky just before 3,but for a lot of people, especially tards, a lot later than that.
She didn't catch shit of the 80s.
I was gonna say being a shitting, crying baby doesn't count, but that's low key her life now too.
Of course she can have some money to get her by, because the old guy, as has been explained, took all hers! This is different now. I don't really need it, I was just sad to think I was being taken advantage of, you know ? But now I understand things are different. So sorry about my mom coming by, and inadvertently letting you know you need to think something up. Oh no don't worry, I won't say anything else to anyone, now that you've explained how volatile he is. Oh yes, you better be getting back down there, if you saying you're gone to long and you wouldn't want to anger him.
So when can I get that back? Oh right yeah it's a bit of a fractious situation now isn't it, we just don't know, you might even need a little bit more before this is all straightened out, yeah.
"Tail end of the 80s" . No staph. She doesnt seem to remember things shes said five minutes ago, let alone when she was under 2.
The very very very earliest memories start to emerge if you're lucky just before 3,but for a lot of people, especially tards, a lot later than that.
She didn't catch shit of the 80s.
I was gonna say being a shitting, crying baby doesn't count, but that's low key her life now too.
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Heh.
Anyway what if her ghost murder husbandos let her listen to their undead vintage Walkman while they were getting gay for her pendulous bosom? "Peter" probably told her she was an old soul; that's a classic.
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hey guys, if stephanie had a fursona, what animal would it be? what colour fur would it have? wouldn't it be so funny if someone designed her a fursona? i would totally never draw something like that of course, lmao that's just retarded, i'm just asking for a friend
for real guys it'd be soooooo hilarious if someone drew her as a massive piss yellow brapping, burping fox with big stinky feet. peak comedy. i'd never draw it of course, i have standards. but if i was inspired enough, maybe i would, just because it's so funny