DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Cucktry Roads]

I have been an on-and-off detractor since the SoK era and every single time I think I understand just how lazy Phil is, I learn some new facet of his character that shows he is somehow even lazier.
Be careful gazing into the snortex, lest it gaze right back at you.

I don't know if it's lazyness. Phil has accidently let slip before that Kat has problems with stairs (which is why many people believe that Kat has a bed downstairs that she uses, hence why no modern day house tours'. So, I can totally see why an ottoman is necessary if the bitch is about to pass out anytime she climbs a flight of stairs.

 

[Organized Derailment]

Call me a disabled lesbian but I was kinda hoping that the Kino arc would humble phil, and allow him to see the error of his ways without being so defensive. Maybe he'd beg less, maybe he'd be open to having streams that were more fun, more engaging, and he'd put his audience first instead of seeing them as a perpetual wallet. For just a split second, it looked as though he could have not had come back, but at the very least, not been the biggest panhandler on the platform.

Well, several months have elapsed since then and he's more unlikeable than ever before. I genuinely like to see the underdog win, but Phil is not that. He is just a dogshit individual who doesn't learn.

Anyway, I'm totally queer.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Call me a disabled lesbian but I was kinda hoping that the Kino arc would humble phil, and allow him to see the error of his ways without being so defensive. Maybe he'd beg less, maybe he'd be open to having streams that were more fun, more engaging, and he'd put his audience first instead of seeing them as a perpetual wallet. For just a split second, it looked as though he could have not had come back, but at the very least, not been the biggest panhandler on the platform.

Well, several months have elapsed since then and he's more unlikeable than ever before. I genuinely like to see the underdog win, but Phil is not that. He is just a dogshit individual who doesn't learn.

Anyway, I'm totally queer.

It looks like the only ways Phil changed from the KC saga is admitting things we already knew. He wishes he could move away from gaming and his original fans, he sort of admitted to his WWE Champions addiction, and he desperately wishes he was an elite streamer making fuck you money.

 

[LieLieFyre]

Bruh he somehow looks worse with a greenscreen.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Bruh he somehow looks worse with a greenscreen.

He looks like a sad old man. Christ, 42 isn’t really that old. All the years of drinking is coming back to him

 

[johnkimble123]

Call me a disabled lesbian but I was kinda hoping that the Kino arc would humble phil, and allow him to see the error of his ways without being so defensive. Maybe he'd beg less, maybe he'd be open to having streams that were more fun, more engaging, and he'd put his audience first instead of seeing them as a perpetual wallet. For just a split second, it looked as though he could have not had come back, but at the very least, not been the biggest panhandler on the platform.

Well, several months have elapsed since then and he's more unlikeable than ever before. I genuinely like to see the underdog win, but Phil is not that. He is just a dogshit individual who doesn't learn.

Phil is the type of person that the second you give them sympathy, they do 5 things to make you regret it.

 

[Scat Syde Dave]

He looks like a sad old man. Christ, 42 isn’t really that old. All the years of drinking is coming back to him

He has really started to deteriorate in the past three years. I think that it has something to do with him losing the weight, as well as the stress of his NPD making it impossible to ignore all the mean messages. If you look at him during the vest streak, he just looks like a fat faggot, but now he looks like a sith lord. On looks and attitude alone he wouldn't be able to get a decent job in Seattle. Do you want him serving you your #5 at McDonald's, with those gross fucking hands that he never washes, that he runs through his dyed hair, his stroke mouth, dead beady rat eyes, and nasally pig voice?

 

[Shocked and Horrified]

Do you want him serving you your #5 at McDonald's, with those gross fucking hands that he never washes, that he runs through his dyed hair, his stroke mouth, dead beady rat eyes, and nasally pig voice?

You forgot the prominent snort sacks and bags under his eyes.

 

[Peko]

I know I'm too far lost when certain phrases or keywords only make me think of DSP. Like this just feels like a triple whammy

 

[Mature Adult]

Has he left on time even once since moving his end time to 9? Every time I tune in to see his tip total he just refuses to end the fucking stream.

 

[shekelshoah666]

Goals met: 2
Goals not met:2

New system isn't working as planned bros... also yes he is staying for fucking ever every night stream now.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

Khat is crying downstairs as DSP is literally forced with a gun to his head to stream overtime.

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

He's definitely asshurt about Andy and Triple P, that's what I call him, Triple P offering to ban Phil in exchange for subs.
If there's one thing Phil loves more than gin, sweaty men jpegs, felting detractors and doordash is being an asshole. He loves having power over others, so him parroting KC's gimmick once again but to Lucky Gremlin after disrespecting him proves to me that found that whole thing humiliating, otherwise why would he want to do it to someone who dared to speak up?

 

[Scat Syde Dave]

It is really funny to see drifters be turned away by DSP after they see his patterns of behavior and his true colors. This Gremlin guy was smart enough to see through the act, which isn’t exactly a feat of the intellect. There are other genuine fans like Jayde that are too far gone to escape, which is the sad reality of their lives, that they don’t have any greater social circles that occupy them, so they watch, listen, and believe whatever sob story Phil comes up with on the spot to wring out their sympathies.

 

[Elescondido]

Call me a disabled lesbian but I was kinda hoping that the Kino arc would humble phil, and allow him to see the error of his ways without being so defensive. Maybe he'd beg less, maybe he'd be open to having streams that were more fun, more engaging, and he'd put his audience first instead of seeing them as a perpetual wallet. For just a split second, it looked as though he could have not had come back, but at the very least, not been the biggest panhandler on the platform.

Well, several months have elapsed since then and he's more unlikeable than ever before. I genuinely like to see the underdog win, but Phil is not that. He is just a dogshit individual who doesn't learn.

Anyway, I'm totally queer.

Indeed his inability to learn is genuinely insane, instead of realizing that keemstar ,null and mutahar never really hated him and he was too defensive for no reason he convinced himself that they did hate him but now they saw the error of their ways and also did all of the internet

 

[Cucktry Roads]

It is really funny to see drifters be turned away by DSP after they see his patterns of behavior and his true colors. This Gremlin guy was smart enough to see through the act, which isn’t exactly a feat of the intellect. There are other genuine fans like Jayde that are too far gone to escape, which is the sad reality of their lives, that they don’t have any greater social circles that occupy them, so they watch, listen, and believe whatever sob story Phil comes up with on the spot to wring out their sympathies.

Lucky Gremlin is like Snowkarl. He keeps donating, yet is saying negative stuff. Guy has like a 30 month member streak if I remember right.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Isn't Lucky Gremlin Kirk? So back again tomorrow with his next account.

 

[Cardinal Cardinal]

One more to complete the wall (went back to add the full shot from stream)

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God can't figure out why that room was so hot most of the time...

I wonder if he leaves the monitors facing the TV rather than at himself when he streams. That would greatly explain the amount of squinting he does to read it.

Has he left on time even once since moving his end time to 9? Every time I tune in to see his tip total he just refuses to end the fucking stream.

Sure, he always leaves by the original clock out time which is 15 - 20 minutes past 9 (Pacific standard time in the state of Washington).

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Isn't Lucky Gremlin Kirk? So back again tomorrow with his next account.

No. Like I said, he's got a major membership streak going. Plus all evidence points towards 1 sick puppy being kirk.

 

[Jaracainofthewind]

You're not bigoted against retards or something are you?

Of course I am, why do you think I'm yelling at posters here all the time. Ell Oh Ell.

Jokes aside it was weird seeing Phil enjoy Balataro for a change