Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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Duration of Rehab Saga Mk. IV

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I will lie in court for Bossman.
If they use any video from my archive and I'm called to testify on its accuracy, I will testify to its totally not real, not raw and completely fake money contents. Everything in there is as real as the average Stake-sponsored streamer on Kick. Louisa Circuit Court summons will be sent to the same bin as the rats. BOSSMAN DID NOTHING WRONG.
 
Even IF Bossman gets years in prison, addicts are like boomerangs. Bossman will come back, they always do. Imagine how good the gamba seshes will be when it’s for REAL, RAW money again and not honeybuns, packs of fish, or ramen blocks. Bossman will indeed be a changed man once he leaves prison…he’s gonna love the gamba even more, which is something I didn’t think was possible until now.
 
If they use any video from my archive and I'm called to testify on its accuracy, I will testify to its totally not real, not raw and completely fake money contents. Everything in there is as real as the average Stake-sponsored streamer on Kick. Louisa Circuit Court summons will be sent to the same bin as the rats. BOSSMAN DID NOTHING WRONG.
I already did, didn't help :bossman: : https://kiwifarms.st/threads/austin...7-bossmanjack-irondollah.170347/post-19412133
 
The Buford talk had got me wondering if ReviewBrah ever reviewed one. As far as I can tell he's only ever done a video on the Sweet & Spicy chicken bites from Checker's 8 years ago. THAT'S SO FUCKING WRONG.
Coincidentally he does mention the Checkers/Rally's Carls Jr/Hardees name thing and how autists never shut up about it
 
This book is about the US legal system FYI
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In the short time I've watched BMJ he's had about 5 years of good crackhead luck
There's a breaking point for people, Austin managed to stay mostly out of trouble that long due to not leaving home but that's a home that he shares with his parents.
The rats had already played out the "you beat your parents" shit to death even before the forum caught wind of him, but yeah we've learned that Bossman has a "hands on" approach with mom and dad

The reason why his physical abuse didn't cause ratdad to call the cops before has to be a combination of factors
  • Access to juice: Becoming a gamba streamer gave him an income that he couldn't have imagined when he was just a hermit bum before streaming or even a runescapefag, money that he exchanged for a constant supply of crackarooski that made him more violent and unstable. Ratdad couldn't handle it.
  • Seemingly getting worse: It's been speculated that the mom is the enabler, but I think there's an agreement between both parents and a desire to shelter Austin after his car breaking incident years ago, and maybe for Scott it was some hopium that his son would be able to turn his life around or that eventually he'll turn out not to be a failure. But, the ripple effects of streaming were badly perceived by ratdad since he must've noticed Austin getting an ego and acting like some kind of Man Boss, plus I bet it was specially unwelcomed when the swatting shit started happening. Ratdad couldn't handle it.
  • Age: Scott's getting old, and when you get really up there in years your body deteriorates ever faster, he might have been able to tank a good punch from the BMJ just a year ago, but now... Now it would knock him out cold, he noticed those fierce attacks hurting more than before or maybe some of the bruises not healing after weeks. Ratdad couldn't handle it
If the unthinkable happens and Bossman does end up going away for a significant amount of time (not 5 years cause I'd fucking kill myself) Ratdad could notice how enjoyable peace and quiet can be and be even less enthusiastic about having him back.
 
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The young man who did that to you is my hero. Hothead, he always has been. He thinks he's a boxer. He should have shown you respect. I apologize to you on behalf of the farms. And you know what? He should go to jail. Best thing for him, teach him respect for his elders. But not five years... less... much less. You see where I'm getting at?

The parole violation, that's five years he's going away. Domestic assault, the crack, the failed rehab... I would like for you to tell the police that the crack was yours.
 
These delays are actually rigged, this is the biggest injustice in rigging history. They know he has to sit there in his dirty cramped cell and still get the same amount of punishment at the end of it. He should've either claimed asylum from Syria or fucking Diane, either way he would've got less time in jail.
 
Something truely special happened today. Star crossed lovers may have met for the first time. On the same docket as Bossman this morning was future Bosswife Lauren Faudree, who plead no-contest to a single charge of drug possession.

She even has a Gem tatoo...
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She can fix him!
 
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