The NFL Thread

[Amerikaner Teddybär]

The Falcons imploding makes me so happy as a Bucs fan.

YOU LIKE THAT!

Once again, we are kings of Shit Mountain!

FIRE THE CANNONS!!!

 

[Absolutego]

Similar to the 2022 Vikings but the Chiefs have me more worried because it's the fucking Chiefs.

Actually yeah, they're like the 2022 Vikings on steroids

 

[Lean In Ban]

That is next season, just got to roll with white boy winter and get some WRs next season.

We ride with Ladd all the way. I expect the Chargers to draft some interior OL this draft and a corner. Maybe they pay Tee Higgins during free agency.

It sucks we lost to the Chiefs but I’m just glad Herbert wasn’t injured and finished the game.

 

[Xavier Renegade Angel]

Hope kirk cousins commits suicide (in minecraft)

 

[blahblahblah678]

Tomlin is the voodoo practitioner. The Chiefs have 20 years of bad luck to work off.

Closer to 30 because the Schottenheimer era had a lot of bad juju.

 

[Trombonista]

Well, the Bills may have lost, but Josh Allen had a great game.

 

[Señora Airi]

Sounds like the story of Joe Burrow's season.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Sounds like the story of Joe Burrow's season.

I wonder if he will really drive that Batmobile that he bought himself as a Christmas gift

https://bleacherreport.com/articles/10145857-video-bengals-joe-burrow-reveals-he-bought-29m-batmobile-on-hbos-hard-knocks

 

[Franz Joseph]

It's amusing to watch Mahomes glazers defending him for doing the same shit they have been accusing/criticizing Brady of doing his whole career.

 

[VasonJoorhees]

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I have a theory that the Falcons drafted Penix because Cousins looked like shit in practice and they got worried for their future. Cousins fucking stinks.

He honestly might have the weakest arm I've seen across the league this year. All of his deep passes are floaters, look at how easy it was for Bynum to reel in that one handed interception lol. The ball looked like it was going in slow motion. Also I don't think I've seen a QB get their ball batted down at the line of scrimmage as much as Cousins does.

 

[Schwarzwald]

"This metrosexual obnoxious douchebag reminds me of the old school guys I played against in the 90s."

 

[1Tonka_Truck]

"This metrosexual obnoxious douchebag reminds me of the old school guys I played against in the 90s."

I had to check who was playing tonight figure out if it was Williams or Burrow.

 

[Drama Fan]

Cowboys turning blocking a punt into a game-losing tragedy is just such a Cowboys move. Suffah Dallas. Jerry will live for 2 extra years for this

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Cowboys turning blocking a punt into a game-losing tragedy is just such a Cowboys move. Suffah Dallas. Jerry will live for 2 extra years for this
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After seeing that horrendous no call on a facemask in the 4th quarter against Burrow, I was hoping Dallas would lose in incredible fashion. I hate those no calls in jerry world that are just blatant like that

 

[Shirō Ishii]

Cowboys turning blocking a punt into a game-losing tragedy is just such a Cowboys move. Suffah Dallas. Jerry will live for 2 extra years for this
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Dallas hasn't failed to disappoint in losing in ways like this since 1996
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[Señora Airi]

Cowboys turning blocking a punt into a game-losing tragedy is just such a Cowboys move. Suffah Dallas. Jerry will live for 2 extra years for this
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Seeing Parsons storm off into the locker room at the end of the game is the cherry on top.

 

[pikachudidnothingwrong]

19-17 two weeks in a row! lol

ROFL at the Cowboys out bungling the bungles, against the bungles no less! I was watching the end of that game live. Cin being 1-7 in close games this season was no match for the Cowboys playing at home!

Only tangentially related to football, but I found a high quality archive of the Terry Tate: Office Linebacker ad series on youtube and everyone too young to know about it needs to see it. Below was a Super Bowl ad that aired in 2003.

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Yes Reebok, a company that now puts out tranny ads and genderless clothing lines, once had these masterful shorts produced for an online ad campaign. A billion dollar multi-national corporation paid someone to make fun of HR consultants referencing felching, Cleveland steamers, and the dirty sanchez. That one is my favorite and timestamped, but please watch them all.

You have to know history to understand what was taken from you.

 

[Drama Fan]

Not strictly NFL news, but apparently Bill Belichick is serious about getting the UNC job. I don't think he's ever coached college ball. I will miss him because he's the only good sports media personality and him just dropping nuclear grade hot takes on people/teams he didn't like was really funny.

 

[AllieKat]

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Not strictly NFL news, but apparently Bill Belichick is serious about getting the UNC job. I don't think he's ever coached college ball. I will miss him because he's the only good sports media personality and him just dropping nuclear grade hot takes on people/teams he didn't like was really funny.

He's trying to build a harem of girls under 25.

 

[Xavier Renegade Angel]

Why are vikings fans assholes.stg I've only gotten into fist fights with them and only them and they're winning every time suck a dick Minnesota