The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

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Who are you rooting for in Super Bowl 60?

  • New England Patriots

    Votes: 11 22.0%
  • Seattle Seahawks

    Votes: 25 50.0%
  • Team State Farm

    Votes: 1 2.0%
  • The Meteor

    Votes: 13 26.0%

  • Total voters
    50
  • Poll closed .
I have a theory that the Falcons drafted Penix because Cousins looked like shit in practice and they got worried for their future. Cousins fucking stinks.

He honestly might have the weakest arm I've seen across the league this year. All of his deep passes are floaters, look at how easy it was for Bynum to reel in that one handed interception lol. The ball looked like it was going in slow motion. Also I don't think I've seen a QB get their ball batted down at the line of scrimmage as much as Cousins does.
 
Cowboys turning blocking a punt into a game-losing tragedy is just such a Cowboys move. Suffah Dallas. Jerry will live for 2 extra years for this
 
Cowboys turning blocking a punt into a game-losing tragedy is just such a Cowboys move. Suffah Dallas. Jerry will live for 2 extra years for this
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Dallas hasn't failed to disappoint in losing in ways like this since 1996
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19-17 two weeks in a row! lol

ROFL at the Cowboys out bungling the bungles, against the bungles no less! I was watching the end of that game live. Cin being 1-7 in close games this season was no match for the Cowboys playing at home!


Only tangentially related to football, but I found a high quality archive of the Terry Tate: Office Linebacker ad series on youtube and everyone too young to know about it needs to see it. Below was a Super Bowl ad that aired in 2003.

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Yes Reebok, a company that now puts out tranny ads and genderless clothing lines, once had these masterful shorts produced for an online ad campaign. A billion dollar multi-national corporation paid someone to make fun of HR consultants referencing felching, Cleveland steamers, and the dirty sanchez. That one is my favorite and timestamped, but please watch them all.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ByjxmO6C_CA:935
You have to know history to understand what was taken from you.

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Not strictly NFL news, but apparently Bill Belichick is serious about getting the UNC job. I don't think he's ever coached college ball. I will miss him because he's the only good sports media personality and him just dropping nuclear grade hot takes on people/teams he didn't like was really funny.
 
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Not strictly NFL news, but apparently Bill Belichick is serious about getting the UNC job. I don't think he's ever coached college ball. I will miss him because he's the only good sports media personality and him just dropping nuclear grade hot takes on people/teams he didn't like was really funny.
He's trying to build a harem of girls under 25.
 
He's trying to build a harem of girls under 25.
That or he might left the ship before the current NFL commissioner Roger Goddell keep partnering with Jay-Z for the moment.

NFL commissioner Roger Goodell said Wednesday the league’s partnership with Roc Nation, the entertainment company founded by rapper and entrepreneur Jay-Z, is “not changing” amid the civil lawsuit filed against Jay-Z accusing him of sexually assaulting a 13-year-old girl.

Jay-Z, whose real name is Shawn Carter, was accused Sunday in a lawsuit of raping a 13-year-old girl in 2000 along with Sean “Diddy” Combs.

“We are aware of the civil allegations and Jay Z’s really strong response to that," Goodell said at a press conference following a league meeting in Irving, Texas. "We know obviously that litigation is happening. But from our standpoint our relationship is not changing with them, including our preparations for the next Super Bowl."
 
That or he might left the ship before the current NFL commissioner Roger Goddell keep partnering with Jay-Z for the moment.
Jay-Z's production company continuing to run the halftime show is what pushed Bill into coaching college football? Sure, why not.
 
This division this entire season is the biggest mid-off I think I've ever watched.
Absolutely none of us are going anywhere in the playoffs unless something advanced stupid happens
 
Well it's nice to see our season be 100% over instead of just 90%.

The team has spent the entire season letting Purdy down so it's only fitting for it to end this way.
 
Cut Deebo, cut Aiyuk, kick out Shanahan, trade up to draft the best WR we can get our hands on.

This was a Super Bowl level team that got injured to hell and choked away all their opportunities.
 
Cut Deebo, cut Aiyuk, kick out Shanahan, trade up to draft the best WR we can get our hands on.

This was a Super Bowl level team that got injured to hell and choked away all their opportunities.
Shanahan is this generation's Marty Schottenheimer/Andy Reid pre-Mahomes
 
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