Trainwreck Pixyteri / Sarah Guilbeaux / Ashton Winters - Glorious Nippon Cosplayer and Stomach Penis Pooner, she's peein' and poopin' the bed, mother is equally crazy

[Breadbear]

She's either regressed very badly or managed to just scrape by in passing grades.

You guys, the stomach penis is trying to stab through the abdominal wall! She'll be a real man soon!

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This reminds me of that Salad Fingers episode where he thinks he's pregnant but it's just a tumor.

Ffs, I swear she doesn't know any adjective other than "severe."
You don't even have to buy a thesaurus anymore, it's all online. C'mon.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

You guys, the stomach penis is trying to stab through the abdominal wall! She'll be a real man soon!

Soon the stomach penis will burst forth and start slaying all the pussy!

Emerging genitalia delusions are so very bizarre. Chris Chan thought a vagina was emerging from his taint. How common is it for mentally ill people to believe they are developing new genitalia? Is the delusion always about developing the opposite sex equipment? Do some crazies think they will grow an extra penis or vagina or is it always becoming a hermaphrodite with one set of each?

Has Pixie ever indicated that she thinks her vagina will disappear once the stomach penis is victorious? ChrisChan seemed to believe he would just be equipped to play for both teams, not lose his bent duck once a vagina appeared. Does Pixie pretend she lacks a vagina since she’s such an obvious true and honest man, NOT ma’m!

 

[Breadbear]

Soon the stomach penis will burst forth and start slaying all the pussy!

So stomach penis = xenomorph. Makes sense now.

What are the odds it's just gallstones?

 

[LonesomeDud]

So stomach penis = xenomorph. Makes sense now.

What are the odds it's just gallstones?

Hopefully it's gallstones and not an ectopic pregnancy.

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

Hopefully it's gallstones and not an ectopic pregnancy.

Considering it's been ages since someone took a ride on that bike, it's either gallstones or some other injury.

 

[stingray]

That fic was written like someone who was too horny to focus on writing something comprehensible, like they struggled to get through the introduction to the story because they just wanted to get to the smut. That said, I think it's a great read for anyone hoping to get rid of a boner. I think my favorite part is that Vanitas enjoys working out at the park by battling with foam swords.

Regarding Suki, PT is now on my shit list along with Luna Slater. To have an animal in your life with you for such a long time is already such a gift and a blessing. It's fine if you don't bond with animals like that, but if that's the case, just don't get one. I'd have a hard time bonding with a smelly retarded monkey that chimps out at the slightest inconvenience, too. I really hope Debbie doesn't let PT try to rehome her.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

She's either regressed very badly or managed to just scrape by in passing grades.

You guys, the stomach penis is trying to stab through the abdominal wall! She'll be a real man soon!

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This reminds me of that Salad Fingers episode where he thinks he's pregnant but it's just a tumor.

A little off topic but I'll bet that wasn't a migraine just a bad headache.

It's been said that if the idea of sticking a shotgun up your butt and pulling the trigger seems preferable to having the pain in your head then it's a migraine. If you look longingly towards the handgun and think, "all I need to do is shoot myself in the head and the pain will go away" and mean it it's a migraine. Luckily the action of having to do that would just make it worse so you lie there in impotent fury wishing like hell something would take it away.

I wouldn't wish a migraine on my worst enemy. That's how bad they feel.

So stomach penis = xenomorph. Makes sense now.

What are the odds it's just gallstones?

Maybe it's cancer. I mean with her shitty diet I wouldn't be surprised if she got some kind of tumor in her GI tract.

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

Maybe it's cancer. I mean with her shitty diet I wouldn't be surprised if she got some kind of tumor in her GI tract.

There is also the possibility of stomach ulcers. Those shits will mess you up to the point where you'll need to overhaul your diet permanently.

 

[Breadbear]

There is also the possibility of stomach ulcers. Those shits will mess you up to the point where you'll need to overhaul your diet permanently.

That might be it, then:

She's got an ulcer.

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[stingray]

That might be it, then:

Oh, good, so Sarah's double retarded because she's had one before and apparently that wasn't enough for her to clean up her diet. She really is at sped levels of stupid.

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

Considering it's been ages since someone took a ride on that bike, it's either gallstones or some other injury.

Actually, not sure why I didn't think of it sooner (and apologies if it has been suggested before) but maybe she's got a minor hernia? I don't recall seeing any weird obvious bulges when her gut was hanging out in the Gerudo Link cosplay, but they're not always that obvious or might just be hidden underneath all the fat. Stomach pain, indigestion, heartburn, nausea, puking after eating junk or large quantities, etc that occur intermittently is what most hernia patients experience. Pixy is fat, eats a lot of garbage, and does little exercise most of the time until she goes to larp sessions and exerts herself flailing around like a spaz, which is exactly the opposite of how to manage it with lifestyle (surgery is not always indicated). And, this should go without saying, but if she can see or feel a bulge like that underneath her stomach flab it's actually kinda understandable that a retarded psycho might interpret this as the proverbial stomach penis trying to make its escape. It even makes the "rocking" and holding her belly perhaps make more sense, she could just be palpating it and rocking to apply pressure because it eases the pain or discomfort when it's bothering her. (The "thrusting" and table humping is still baffling psycho behavior, though.)

For real, this is infinitely more plausible than the off-the-wall theories about it being her cervix inflamed with dormant decade-old syphilis and such. Really the main point against it is how she could have cried to the ER about stomach issues and odd bulges so many times without this being among the first things ruled out, but Pixy is a known hysterical hypochondriac with very obvious psych issues and workshy tendencies who constantly says she's dying, so I can easily see them dismissing all her complaints and totally neglecting to notice an actual problem that should be fairly obvious. It happens all the damn time to people with a psych diagnosis, drug users, tards, etc, even ones who are not prone to histrionics every time they experience discomfort.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Oh, good, so Sarah's double retarded because she's had one before and apparently that wasn't enough for her to clean up her diet. She really is at sped levels of stupid.

Some people need to be at death's door before they actually change things.

And others, like Pixy, are convinced it's just her stomach penis trying to break free.

 

[Dysnomia]

For real, this is infinitely more plausible than the off-the-wall theories about it being her cervix inflamed with dormant decade-old syphilis and such.

I was thinking hernia or even just chronic constipation. The only vegetables she probably consumes are sad, greasy burger toppings. It would be pretty funny if her stomach penis was just a poop boulder.

 

[supergroup]

I read her story "Screw in the Tire". I have to admit the title is clever if the pun was intended. It's about Vanitas getting a screw in the tire of his Ford Explorer. He goes to Discount Tire, where Aqua works. And they end up... screwing. It's totally separated from Kingdom Hearts, taking place in Sarah's world. As Vanitas is driving to Discount Tire, he notices that gas prices have gone up. The name of the store and the line about gas prices are totally unnecessary, but it's those kind of details that make it funny. And for the self insert stuff, Vanitas lives with his abusive father, he wears a binder, and he hasn't had sex in 8 years. After a long sex scene, she ends it with "What an excellent evening this had been, he thought as he drove back to his fearful, unfortunate prison of a home."

Spoiler: Screw in the Tire: In Need of Repair

This man had the worst sort of luck with his vehicle. It always was in disrepair or breaking down or having issues with the tires. He was in college studying art, which was his passion. The man was rather short, and pale. His yellow eyes were mystifying and golden in dominance. Today Vanitas found that his right rear tire had a fucking screw in it. How?????!!!! He rarely drove out of the city and lived in the city, not in the country. Vanitas sighed and grumbled, cursing under his breath. He would have to take it to the Discount Tire. He sighed in his bedroom, glaring because his father probably had a hand in this like always. Why was his father so abusive. He felt trapped in his home. But never mind that. He’d go down the road and get his tire replaced. He spiked his dark purple spikes a bit and put on his black slacks and then a deep red maroon button up top with a black tie. He threw on his black blazer on this top; it helped his perception as a man. Despite his intersex condition, he had a chest that he did not want. He lightly glared in his mirror and said a prayer to no one; the non existence.
Vanitas hopped in his cream explorer suv and drove listening to his music loud as always. He listened to a song by “Theatre of Tragedy” called Lorelei and drove further down, noticing the price of gas had gone up again: just as he seemed to lately. It was bothersome. He cracked his window a bit to let the fall breeze in. His body was so hot lately, but then went cold. It was alerting to him. What if he didn’t want to cool down. Vanitas finally pulled up at the car repair shop, trying to park better, sometimes he was uneven with his driving and he hated it. He’d get better; he knew he would. And these symptoms that bothered him would improve as well; like his neck pain from whiplash. As if he ever wanted to go involuntarily to a psychiatric hospital. He was not insane; he was traumatized. Not only was he traumatized but lately all he thought about was getting filthy: as if he ever could. But it plagued his mind every night. Vanitas stepped out of his car and walked into the store, stepping to the front counter. Behind the counter was an extremely attractive babe. She had blue hair trimmed short and had on a tight red shirt with a name badge on her chest saying “Aqua”. Her chest wasn’t huge but wasn’t small either and she had soft curves.
The college man couldn’t help but stare. His eyes went to her blue eyes but trailed to her breasts in the red, tight fitting shirt and then to her pants in the tight blue jeans. She had a belt on with a silver buckle. She smiled at him confidently. “Hey handsome, what can I help you with today? You look really frustrated and sad.”, Aqua asked with concern. Vanitas blushed very warm, his body prickling in heat like needles all over his pale, white skin. He liked her soft voice calling him handsome: and he bit his lips. “Oh well yeah my right rear tire has a screw in it and I need it fixed or replaced. If you can help me I’ll be grateful.”, he said, looking at clock nervously. The store closed at 6 pm and it was 5:00 pm. His mind drifted to the strangest thoughts; his hands playing with her soft blue hair. Aqua then requested his car keys and followed him out to look at his vehicle. Vanitas pointed to his tire in terror, worry beading on his forehead. “It’s this tire. I don’t know how this keeps happening to me. I think I have the worst of luck.”, the man trailed off, his voice taking on high, panicked shrill. He obviously needed comfort.
Aqua bent over and scanned the tire with her smartphone technology, running her hands over the tire. As she bent over, Vanitas’ orange-gold eyes lingered far too long on her ample bubble butt. He looked to her name badge on her feminine breasts: “Aqua” it stated. “Um. Miss Aqua is it fixable? How long will it take? I have all the time in the world I just want to make sure it gets fixed…”, Vanitas said, trying to keep his eyes focused on her eyes instead of her body. But there was no hiding it anymore; his pants tightened in eager need. He tried to control his urges but his pants were tenting against his will. Vanitas hoped Aqua couldn’t notice. But indeed she likely did; though he wore a spicy, new cologne called “Wood and Amber”, his musk was leaking out without him meaning it to. Aqua turned around, noticing this yet not seeming annoyed or bothered by it. Instead, she winked her blue eyes at Vanitas. It caused him to blush warmly on his cheeks and almost tremble at her flirting. He was never much good with flirting himself. “Well cutie it’s easily fixable, Mr. Vani. Follow me inside and I’ll give you an estimate and wait time. It might take longer because a lot of associates called out, but it will be complete by closing time.”
Vanitas followed her inside. He put his hand to his mouth to stifle his laughter. It was seriously a bother. Maybe he could take care of it somehow. Aqua walked behind the counter, her hand trailing on the marble, glittering stone covered in pens, notepads, and the register and computer. She began typing away with her blue painted nails; Vanitas had his nails painted black, though he wasn’t much for makeup or polish usually. Vanitas dropped and lowered his gaze while fumbling for his wallet. He was shifting a bit out the counter, unable to stand still. He could smell Aqua’s sweet scent; feminine like the ocean side and coffee. Aqua licked her glossy lips in concentration. “Ok, sir, your insurance completely covers this. Which is excellent for you. Only bad thing is it will take a while to complete. Might be done by 5:50 but it might even be 6 pm; which is when we close. Is that alright..?”, Aqua asked, gazing firmly at him with her blue eyes. Vanitas shrugged, playing with his black tie awkwardly and smiled. He liked the idea of sitting to wait and watching her. “Sure I don’t mind. I don’t have anywhere else to go I’ll just wait in the lobby. If that’s alright?”, Vanitas questioned. Aqua smiled and giggled. “Sure I’ll let you know when it’s done just be patient.”, she teased.
Vanitas meandered to the restroom in the back corner of the car shop. He growled in frustration. Why. Why was he so turned on by this woman. He splashed water on his face to calm his heat down. He ran his fingers through his dark, spiked hair, adjusting the gel and noticing how red his face was. He checked the time on his cellphone and felt his groin. It was….different. Like a real flesh meat. The shorter man unzipped his pants and his briefs were hot and heady. He reached into his black briefs and there it was. Surrounded by thick, dark curly pubes. A real cock. Thick. Urgent. Proud at about 6 inches. He stroked at it lightly. Almost guiltily. He couldn’t. Not here. But his mind was fantasizing about Aqua in all the worst ways. He stopped, pulled his briefs up and zipped up his pants and adjusted his silver buckle. Vanitas then dried his warm face off and stepped out to sit in the lobby. He chose a chair close to the counter to watch the hot babe that worked there. Aqua was typing away at the computer and doing paperwork. Yet she kept glancing over at Vanitas, flashing him a smile. She bent over the counter provocatively, twirling her sky blue hair in her fingers.
What if Aqua wanted him? Why couldn’t he make a move? Vanitas was so tired of always being submissive; like some sort of doll. He decided. He would flirt with her once his tire was finished. What’s the worst that could happen? He fingered through a newspaper on a desk by his chair while waiting, his right leg tremoring as he sat. There they were again. Surrounding him, melting around him in a horrific dance or ritual; the unversed. “Leave me alone!!!!!! Can’t you see I’m trying to………”, he whispered under his breath, hoping Aqua didn’t notice. She didn’t. But the unversed cackled, raising their claws up and sniffing the air. “You fool, Master Vani, you’ll never have the courage to get what you want…this is how it must be. You’re only a puppet to the darkness. How could you hope for more?”, they cruelly snarled before dissipating. Vanitas glared and rolled his attractive eyes and continued to read the paper some more. The time ticked on, and finally Aqua came from behind the counter, approaching him while fiddling with her hair. “I’m so sorry it was such a long wait, sir. But it’s complete now. It’s closing time and all the car lot attendants are leaving for the evening. I have to lock up, but if you can sign this pin pad we can get your car on the road again.”
No. Way. How could he get so lucky? Everyone left already. It was his time to strike. Vanitas signed the pin pad, lingering at it, not wanting to leave. Aqua walked around to the counter and suddenly Vanitas put his hands on her shoulder. “Is it just me or is there a lot of tension between us? You kept watching me from behind the counter. And I don’t mind. At all…..”, he said as his piercing eyes looked over her form. She was slightly taller than him, yet he had a domineering sense to him. Aqua gasped out, blushing and biting her lips. “Oh, sir. Yes I was looking at you….you’re so handsome. And you were looking all over my body with wanderlust. I can’t help it. It’s like we’ve known each other for an eternity.”, Aqua said, noticing his smell approaching once more. Like it couldn’t be contained. Vanitas grinned and lightly pushed her to the red and white wall with a glowing sign over it. He began to stroke her hair and his hands wandered to her waist. His intentions were as clear as day. “Are you going to lock up shop? I could….stick around a bit…..if you wouldn’t mind.”, he said, annoyed that he was tenting yet again. Aqua groaned out, not running from his grasp but rather enjoying it. She bent down and kissed his cheek and then moved away, jiggling her keys. “Mmmm yes I will lock the doors. You know. There’s an office in the back here. No one will ever know if you want……I’ve been yearning for intimacy as well if you must know my secret.”, Aqua said and moved to lock the silver doors with car signage all over it.
Vanitas felt like he was in a flurry of passionate fever. Like this was a dream finally making fruit of reality. He watched her needily as she walked back to the counter and she urged him to follow her to the back area. They stepped through the garage littered with engines, tires, cars, and car parts. It smelled lightly of gasoline. Like Vanitas’ body it felt like an inferno of fire. Itching and pestering. Aqua opened the door to the office. It was rather comfortably sized with a desk and chair. She moved the paper to the side of the desk and smirked. Aqua pulled his tie and the two became developed in a passionate kiss: Vanitas fumbled and it was obvious he was an inexperienced kisser. Yet his hands trailed all over her body with a sense of experience unfound. He bit her luscious neck and growled a bit. “Mmmm Aqua you’re such a naughty girl keeping your eyes on me while I was waiting. I saw you look between my legs. Mmmm do you want it? Can we?”, he asked hornily. His cologne smelled fragrant yet masculine, spicy, citrus, and woodsy. Aqua purred out at his bites and touches, blushing there in the closed office. “Yes….yes….nnmmm…we can. I’ll give my body to you if that’s what you want.”, Aqua said, her face warm and eyes desperate in sexual need. It was obvious she was extremely pent up and in need of feminine release as well.
Vanitas removed his black slacks and belt, throwing them to the side, revealing only his black briefs pressing with stiff need. Aqua sat up onto the desk, fumbling with her tight blue jeans and sliding them off, throwing them into the pile. She smelled delicious, like a piece of cake. Vanitas lowered his head in shame. But she agreed to this. It was fine to release in this way. Aqua spread her soft, milky legs to reveal pink lace panties. Vanitas loved the sight, sitting on the chair as he slid them off her legs. “How long has it been since you’ve been with someone? It’s been 8 long years for me. I can’t stand it anymore, denying myself and my needs. How about you?”, Vanitas asked, rubbing her thighs and lightly smacking them. Aqua yelped out. “It’s been 2 years. My ex was rather abusive beyond sex. I’m masochistic but he was too much for me. I’ve been pent up since then….oh Vani I want you to fuck me…..”, Aqua whispered, her scent overpowering the air of the office. Vanitas grinned, trying to hide his chuckle as he spread her legs and went down on her, eating her out. He wasn’t the most knowledgeable of such matters, but he still did it. He grazed his rough tongue against her clit and labia, feeling how wet she already was. “Nnnn you taste good…..it’s slippery. Mm….I hope you don’t mind if I use your body…..”, he said as he continued to lick and suckle.
The two moaned out in the office, enjoying the warmth and passion. Vanitas blushed and experimented, sliding his fingers into her vagina, moving it slightly and nervously. His cock was raging in his briefs. He wanted to overpower her. To dominate her and use her. He thrust more fingers into her, making her rock and Yelp. “Ahnnnn good bitch does that feel nice. Here I know. How about you return the favor?”, Vanitas said as he pulled off his briefs, sitting in the chair with his legs spread. His hairy cock was already sprung and lightly veining, tall at an average 6 inches. Aqua crawled off the desk and sat between his legs and began to suckle him, getting saliva all over his member. It felt so nice to be engulfed in her mouth. He intently watched her shining lips and lightly teary eyes and stroked her hair. Aqua went deeper down on him, using her mouth in all the right places, his pleasure spots. Vanitas grunted and pulled her hair firmly, causing her to go deeper on his meat. “Wow you are really good at that…good girl….mmmmnnn it feels so good….is it supposed to pulse and throb this way?”, he asked as he teased his knob.
Aqua nodded as she firmly stroked his length, tightening her grip, licking the head. “Yes you taste so good master….it feels so nice. I never thought I’d get kinky at my job. Mmm pleasant surprise.”, she admitted as Vanitas moved her head lightly up and down on his dong. After a few more minutes of head, he stood up, stroking lightly and digging in his wallet. His condom; thank goodness he brought it with him. He ripped open the shining package and placed it on his boner. He was getting better at appropriately applying these. Aqua watched him, turned on and threw off her tight top and simple white bra. Her average breasts were gleaming in the light, pink nipples hard and ready to play with. She sat back on the desk panting and spread her legs. “Ohhhh Vani You’re so hot and hard. Plunge it in me I can’t stand it anymore.”, Aqua requested. Vanitas grinned and spread her legs open and shoved it into her, hard and insistent. He pushed it all the way in and left it there. He was twitching very noticeably in her body. “Nnn it’s twitching mmm take it like a bitch mmm my body is so hot….”, Vanitas said as he pushed in faster and quicker, always wanting to do this. Both humans were glistening with sweat and the office was getting hazy and musky with their scent.
Vanitas pumped into her, urged on by her screams and whines. He began to play with her nipples, pinching and rubbing them, playing with her breasts in his hands. He groaned as his animalistic instinct took over and moved faster, holding her legs up and getting deep into her pink snatch. “Does it feel good? Mmm I wanna make your pussy hurt….I wanna make you sore and raw…..”, he whined sadistically. Aqua gasped out, licking her lips as he filled her up, nodding with glazed eyes. “Yes Master Vani fill me up….it’s been so long since I’ve done this, use me rough….your dick feels so good…”, she screamed as Vanitas raked his black nails around her neck. He clawed lightly, very light with his hands as to be rough but not injure her. He grunted and bit onto her neck again as he pumped her, leaving a deep purple mark. “Fuck you feel so wet….it’s so nice…mmm how about you bend over in the corner there….I’ll give you what you need.”, Vanitas ordered as he slid his penis out of her, standing back. His yellow eyes were glossy with lust and he held his hands on his hips as he watched her. Getting to dominate was driving him wild.
Obediently, Aqua bent over, her hips big and soft as she revealed her lightly hairy mound again to him, covered in light blue hair. Vanitas gasped, like a car revving into gear and he pushed back into her, hands molesting her hips with his hands. The condom was sticky and slimy, staying on his penis and surrounded by filthy pubes. He still had his red blouse and tie on but he was getting really warm and heated. “Ohhhhh used like a pup in this position….does it feel nice? Mmmm it feels great for me I want….to use you….”, he stated as he continued to play with her sweaty hair. Aqua just moaned in desire. “Yes…..yes….YES!!!!” He continued to do her and smacked her ass lightly, grazing his hands on her buttocks as he used her. They fucked for a few more minutes like this until he pulled out. Vanitas gasped and threw off his red shirt and tie. “Fuck it’s so hot….I’ve gotta cool down.”, he said as his nude binders were revealed along with thick, black underarm hair. Aquas eyes trailed over his body, blushing. He watched as she sat on the chair, playing with her breasts and watching him. Vanitas stroked himself some more, licked her neck feverishly. “I’m going to cum soon after I make love to you some more….where should I cum?”, he asked worriedly.
Aqua shrugged, her body hot with sweat. “Is it my place to decide! You have a condom….I guess you can cum wherever with it on right?”, she said in a sultry, aquatic manner. He got even more turned on by these words and pushed her back on the chair, kissing her quickly, their tongues intertwining. He grinned and stuck it in her again, blushing and panting, feeling himself quick to release. “I hope you remember who owned you today in your office….who filled you up and made your body ache and hurt…..”, he said with a cackle as he used her dripping cunt. Vanitas moaned, holding onto her waist and pumping faster, his dick practically throbbing with blood and twitching. He never got this turned on before by his past encounters with men. Why? He gasped as Aqua played with his dark spikes, then they kissed again as he pulled out and began to cum in his condom. The cum dribbled out and got milky residue all over his thighs. He put his hands to it, groaning out hotly and removed the sticky condom. To his surprise, Aqua pushed him to the wall and cleaned his filthy penis off, getting off all the residual cum off.
“Wow what a handsome customer. You’re going to have to give me your number and visit me again. Maybe we could get coffee sometime. What do you say?” The couple cuddled there in the office, cooling down from their passion, kissing each other and pressing their bodies together. “Sure thing. Just let me get my phone from my slacks and we can exchange numbers. That was extremely fun.”, he said breathily as he grabbed his phone. Aqua typed out her phone number on his cell and he saved it in his contacts. Vanitas was still breathing heavily and coughed slightly. Aqua kissed him and the two them got dressed, chatting together about their town, where they lived. “I still need to take care of things here after I let you out but you behave out there, you naughty man…”, she teased. Vanitas gulped and adjusted his tie as Aqua released him to his newly repaired vehicle. Everything looked in order. He put the keys into his ignition and his music turned on like normal and he waved to the sexy siren as he roared away. What an excellent evening this had been, he thought as he drove back to his fearful, unfortunate prison of a home.

 

[VinegarPussy]

Will 2025 finally be the year Stomach Penis escapes the surly bonds of Ashton’s gunt to touch the face of God? Will it burst forth into the wilds of the East Texas piney woods, joining other cryptids like Sasquatch and Chupacabra?

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Will 2025 finally be the year Stomach Penis escapes the surly bonds of Ashton’s gunt to touch the face of God? Will it burst forth into the wilds of the East Texas piney woods, joining other cryptids like Sasquatch and Chupacabra?

I think the Sasquatch and Chupacabra have better cryptids to hang around with than El Pene Estomacal.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Vanitas hopped in his cream explorer suv and drove listening to his music loud as always. He listened to a song by “Theatre of Tragedy” called Lorelei and drove further down, noticing the price of gas had gone up again

I truly hope there's someone out there who stumbles across these without having any idea who Sarah is, and just thinks there's some lunatic who enjoys writing about the actual Kingdom Hearts character as a Texas NEET.

 

[Picklechu]

I took a nap earlier today, and had a dream that Pixy incorporated an eyepatch into her daily cosplay for seemingly no reason. (That probably means I'm spending too much time on KF again.) When I woke up, my brain decided to Pixy-fy Metal Gear Solid titles instead of doing anything productive.

Pixy Fear Squalid

Pixy Fear Squalid 2: Buns of Obesity

Pixy Fear Squalid 3: Cake Eater

Pixy Fear Squalid V: The Tummy Pain/Pixy Fear Squalid V: The Phantom Penis

I was thinking hernia or even just chronic constipation. The only vegetables she probably consumes are sad, greasy burger toppings. It would be pretty funny if her stomach penis was just a poop boulder.

Desiccated turd or hernia make far too much sense, it's obviously her hidden, urgent penis that the doctors refuse to pull out. Ashton is a manly man who has human rights and will not be harmed by hormonal Whataburger!

 

[Yawning Asperchu]

I truly hope there's someone out there who stumbles across these without having any idea who Sarah is, and just thinks there's some lunatic who enjoys writing about the actual Kingdom Hearts character as a Texas NEET.

>Vanitas hopped in his cream explorer suv

I wonder if "cream" is just the color of the Ford Explorer SUV, or if "cream explorer suv" has nothing to do with Ford and is actually PT's version of the Scooby Doo "Mystery Machine"? Only instead of looking for mysteries, her character is exploring for cream?

 

[Meowzers]

i'm gonna share my thoughts on some of my favorite bits from this Ashton x one of the like 4 female characters in kingdom hearts. i hope he shags all of them. namine might be a hard read though. she looks and acts especially young.

i'm not going to think too hard on how vanitashton treats these girls, it just makes me depressed and uncomfortable my theory that she thinks all women are submissive and masochist, and all men are dominant and abusive sadistic is true.

i know vanitas looks like goth sora, but i cannot envision him in any of these fanfics. it's all sarah, being all weird and dumpy in black briefs yanked over the gunt, but with a gross little dick hanging out with "thick" and "filthy" pubes

Aqua watched him, turned on and threw off her tight top and simple white bra.

missed chance to say "simple and clean bra" here, tut tut

Vanitas pointed to his tire in terror, worry beading on his forehead. “It’s this tire. I don’t know how this keeps happening to me. I think I have the worst of luck.”, the man trailed off, his voice taking on high, panicked shrill. He obviously needed comfort.

getting terrorized, hysterical and shrill over a small inconvenience. classic pixy!

He checked the time on his cellphone and felt his groin. It was….different. Like a real flesh meat.

"real flesh meat"

There they were again. Surrounding him, melting around him in a horrific dance or ritual; the unversed. “Leave me alone!!!!!! Can’t you see I’m trying to………”, he whispered under his breath, hoping Aqua didn’t notice. She didn’t. But the unversed cackled, raising their claws up and sniffing the air. “You fool, Master Vani, you’ll never have the courage to get what you want…this is how it must be. You’re only a puppet to the darkness. How could you hope for more?”, they cruelly snarled before dissipating

does vanitas hear voices? i only played KH 1 and 2. or is this a snippet into sarah's mind, confirming that she's having auditory hallucinations?

. Vanitas glared and rolled his attractive eyes and continued to read the paper some more

"attractive eyes"

“Wow you are really good at that…good girl….mmmmnnn it feels so good….is it supposed to pulse and throb this way?”, he asked as he teased his knob.

i love how much she loves the word knob. "is the dick i've apparently had my whole life supposed to act like a dick?"

he whined sadistically.

nothing gets me hornier than a whiny sadistic dom

The condom was sticky and slimy, staying on his penis and surrounded by filthy pubes.

ew ew EWWW

“I’m going to cum soon after I make love to you some more….where should I cum?”, he asked worriedly.
Aqua shrugged, her body hot with sweat. “Is it my place to decide! You have a condom….I guess you can cum wherever with it on right?”, she said in a sultry, aquatic manner. He got even more turned on by these words

for someone as coom brained as PT you'd think she'd have picked up some sexier bedroom talk from her hentais and yaoi.

The cum dribbled out and got milky residue all over his thighs. He put his hands to it, groaning out hotly and removed the sticky condom. To his surprise, Aqua pushed him to the wall and cleaned his filthy penis off

she really likes describing cum as milk, doesn't she? she used it in the last story. and more filthy penis.