Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

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The thing about Lowtax is that while he did stumble into fortune through dumb luck he was really only ever someone whose image was elevated by the (usually) more talented and personable people around him. Doom House and Steal of the Century are two good examples of early internet video content that still hold up reasonably well today as little time capsules of the era they were made. But in both of those Lowtax is joined by Fragmaster whom he is able to ping pong jokes and banter off of. If it was just Lowtax stumbling around his Tenbux McMansion screaming about haunted dolls while wearing his Cubivore shirt no one would've found it funny.

Even toward the end of his days the Gaming Garbage show was improved slightly by having Shmorky be the co-host who'd flip the fuck out in his dumb Mickey Mouse voice over the dumbest of gags in the games they played. I'm not saying Gaming Garbage was GOOD by any stretch, but it was certainly marginally better by having a co-host even if that person was noted diaper pedophile Dave "Shmorky" Kelly. The final few Gaming Garbage shows/streams hosted solo by Lowtax were unwatchable and depressing trash.
 
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Lowtax is still dead, and his entire life was a waste.
 
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Terrorist said:
Idea for your next article: "Richard Lowtax Kyanka: Unconventional Feminist Icon?"
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@Stan 's simping for Lowtax has always puzzled me. I've seen her on other parts of the forum express pretty clear RadFem views, that women need to be on the lookout all the time for predatory men, that the goal of feminism is to protect women from the male gaze and build a world where women are safe from abuse at the hands of men. Yet when presented with a man in Rich Kyanka, a man who embodies every negative aspect of toxic masculinity that she talks about elsewhere, she is all sad and "I could fix him." She sounds more like a victim of domestic abuse and Stockholm Syndrome than she does a feminist, which is odd, as Rich is statistically unlikely to have included her in his victims.

Rich Kyanka was a serial wifebeater. He was a drunken philanderer who abandoned his wife and young child with no money and no transport in the middle of winter to cheat on her with some blonde half his age, who he moved into his house within weeks, having forced his wife and young daughter into a Domestic Violence shelter. He then tried to have her deported for daring to try to keep herself and her daughter safe from him. He locked her passport in her safe and refused to complete her immigration paperwork, leaving her without an SSN and vulnerable to deportation if she ever left his house - that goes beyond domestic abuse and straight to hostage-taking.

Rich Kyanka was a massive abusive shitsack who every man in this thread was disgusted and appalled by, and that's on KF which leans hard right and away from feminism. Even the most trad Conservative here wouldn't vouch for his behaviour. Spending $200,000 on pies, drugs, hookers and gatcha games just so your ex-wife and child can't get it is utterly repellent behaviour from literally every political and philosophical perspective except that of Rich Kyanka himself. Whether you consider it to be due to his gender or due to him being a piece of shit, the things he did to his partners and his children are utterly indefensible and you won't find a single person here excusing them - except arch-feminist @Stan , for reasons that I simply cannot fathom.

I was shocked when he died, sure. Lowtax's work and his website represent some of the most fun times I ever had online. He was one of the big beasts of the early internet, and the one whose site I nailed my colours to for a long time, before I knew about the kind of person he was. But when I learned those things, I was disappointed in myself for looking up to him, and I ceased to do so. You can separate the art from the artist, especially when the artist created the art by mistake and most of his work was stolen from others. I can understand feeling sadness at the passing of an internet icon, but by the time he died he wasn't that icon any more. He was just an angry violent wife-beating drug addict lashing out at his ex-wife for daring to give his daughter a future. A man whose existence actively made the world worse, and who did the only morally correct thing he'd done in years when he blew his brains out. There's nothing to mourn there. Press s to spit.
 
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Something Awful said:
Stan is a retard and her posts in every thread are beyond cringe.
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Fixed that for you.

Lowtax died as he lived, a pathetic Brillo-headed nigger. If he didn’t suck start a shotgun, he’d just be streaming Gaming Garbage to maybe three or four hate watchers. The world is better off without him.
 
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$14k a month for doing fuck all on Patreon plus whatever the website made.
That is a decent living. Watching it evaporate and the walls come tumbling down was fucking hilarious. The ending made it even funnier.
Somewhere in the utter shit show of a life that he had is a script for a very funny film with a very dark undertone.
 
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Somewhere in the utter shit show of a life that he had is a script for a very funny film with a very dark undertone.
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VINDICATION: The Rich Kyanka Story

Starring:
- Seth Rogen as Richard "LowTax" Kyanka
- Amber Heard as Logan "Mormon BPD Cokewhore" Day
- Peter Dinklage as David "Shmorky" Kelly
- Rachel Ziegler as Amanda "Mandy" Mullen

Directed by Uwe Boll.
 
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Spunt said:
Whether you consider it to be due to his gender or due to him being a piece of shit, the things he did to his partners and his children are utterly indefensible and you won't find a single person here excusing them - except arch-feminist @Stan , for reasons that I simply cannot fathom.
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My compassion for Lowtax comes from the terrifying knowledge that but not for the grace of God I may have already died a similar death as him. I was able to stop the train, save my marriage, and figure myself out. Lowtax did not.
 
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Stan said:
My compassion for Lowtax comes from the terrifying knowledge that but not for the grace of God I may have already died a similar death as him. I was able to stop the train, save my marriage, and figure myself out. Lowtax did not.
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You beat all your partners, left your children in the care of a paedophile and spent $200,000 on pies?
 
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Stan said:
My compassion for Lowtax comes from the terrifying knowledge that but not for the grace of God I may have already died a similar death as him. I was able to stop the train, save my marriage, and figure myself out. Lowtax did not.
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And if Lowtax could've acted like a normal human being (difficulty level: IMPOSSIBLE) instead of a hypersensitive histrionic spastic his grave wouldn't have turned into a ballroom due to all the dancing going on.

Your situation isn't comparable because Lowtax lacked the ability to self-reflect or take accountability or even fake the same. Everyone in life makes dumb decisions, but what makes them lolcows or an heros are the way they react to those dumb decisions. Wow, you didn't kill yourself because of dumb shit in your life. Welcome to the club of the rest of us.
 
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Wishing Lowtax would still be alive makes sense though. It'd mean he gets to face the reality he created as a broke ass wigger addict exiled by the monster he created, doomed to a lifetime of derision, poverty and being dicked by justice with zero allies left as Momtax finally bites it.
 
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Seymour Duncan said:
Wishing Lowtax would still be alive makes sense though. It'd mean he gets to face the reality he created as a broke ass wigger addict exiled by the monster he created, doomed to a lifetime of derision, poverty and being dicked by justice with zero allies left as Momtax finally bites it.
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That's why he was such an utter pussy and people line up to shit on his grave in a years-old thread.

If there is a Hell, Dickard is there and being forced to read the thread about himself.

And boiling in a lake of Mangosteen.
 
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