Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Falcon Sebben]

View attachment 6731864

How does one "steel" an idea? But then this faggot "steals" recipes all the time. Or he'd steal a thumbnail from a better looking version and use that instead of a picture of what he actually made. But I guess it's okay when he does it?

We all know the answer now

View attachment 6732657

They're all faking but he's really disabled.

What a faggot.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Oh Jack is handicapped not injured,

Physically, mentally and spiritually no less.

 

[LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2]

We all know the answer now

Man, it is so hard not to outright alog Jack with how he behaves.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

View attachment 6734378

Judging by those Shitter engagement stats for both of them, it's like the blind leading the blind.

 

[Hot CILF in your area]

View attachment 6734377

View attachment 6734378

Jack, I think (read: hope) the pain is just the final stroke encroaching and we mortals will finally be free from your culinary tyranny.

Though really, imagine if the next stroke doesn't take him out. His videos would consist of him just awkwardly twitching and enunciating in his scootypuff between shots of stuff being cooked by Tammy when she's not busy getting fucked her bull (which can be heard in the background). The end shot would be him trying to chew/swallow his slop, but everything just slowly falls out and stains his shirt, finishing with a weak "gurd...meahhd...seeezngng".

Would it be funny? Yeah.
But would I feel a little bit bad? Maybe just a bit.

Edited for grammar

 

[Falcon Sebben]

View attachment 6734377

View attachment 6734378

No, those are the heart palpitations from all the cholesterol in his system.

But seriously when you need to tell others, time and time again, how much you love your spouse it's not because you do but because you know you'd be fucked without them. I mean I love my wife and all that but I don't go about telling everybody about it because nobody cares.

The difference is Fatty would be fucked if Hammy decided to leave him and he knows it.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

 

[Tiresome]

View attachment 6735486

Mr. "Go look it up yourself + nobody wants to work anymore" Colossal Lazyshit demands he be handed everything immediately.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

View attachment 6735486

What a lazy fucker.

Mr. "Go look it up yourself + nobody wants to work anymore" Colossal Lazyshit demands he be handed everything immediately.

But that only applies to other people, not to him.

Which reminds me of another cow who would do that. James Terry Mitchell Jr, a.k.a the Muncie Molester, would do this on Reddit.

If somebody posted something that he didn't understand he'd always ask for clarification. Like somebody would make a reference to some meme. Or would use a term he wasn't familiar with he'd always ask them for the source or what it meant. Yet if anybody else did the same thing he'd tell them to stop being so lazy and look it up themselves.

 

[AltisticRight]

not injured,

What a shame.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

View attachment 6735486

GIVE ME ANSWERTAINMENT

 

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

What do you know about the winters in Tennessee, Jack? You spend all your time indoors on your fart couch watching Blue's Clues, producing cooking abortions in your Sam's Hung Studion, and waiting for mommy-wife Tam Ham to drive you to another restaurant so you can shovel more meat and grease into your maw and then burble "gud fud A+". The longest you are outdoors is the trip from the house to the car and from the car to the restaurant. This is almost as hilarious as him trying to shit on people that do WFH.

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

Didn't he complain last winter when they got like an inch of snow and it took the town "forever" to plow it?

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Glad to know Jack is a real gamer who bought the greatest game of all time, Skyrim. Hopefully he was able to play it on his smokers

 

[The Stranger]

Glad to know Jack is a real gamer who bought the greatest game of all time, Skyrim. Hopefully he was able to play it on his smokers

View attachment 6736871

Jack complaining about engagement farming while also falling for engagement farming will never not be funny

 

[indomitable snowman]

Is he complaining others who may or may not be disabled getting seated first on the airplane before him? You'd think he'd be a bit more understanding all things considered, but we all know he has the mind of a toddler. Does he complain about military and families with small children two who may get preferential boarding treatment?

We all know the answer now

 

[Marc]

Does he complain about military and families with small children two who may get preferential boarding treatment?

They're pretending to be military and children so they can get on the plane before Jack.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Didn't he complain last winter when they got like an inch of snow and it took the town "forever" to plow it?

That's all he does. Eat, shit himself and complain about whatever is happening right now.

Winter in TN is warm? Make a snarky comment. There's an inch of snow? Complain that nobody has cleared it yet.

They're pretending to be military and children so they can get on the plane before Jack.

And we all know he's the only one deserving of that because he's in a scooty-puff and he's a famous youtube chef with hundreds of thousands of subscribers meaning he's practically a celebrity.

 

[Marc]

And we all know he's the only one deserving of that because he's in a scooty-puff and he's a famous youtube chef with hundreds of thousands of subscribers meaning he's practically a celebrity.

He's so celebrated that he posts his own wheelchair selfies with cornered black children alleged to be "fan from the show." For whatever reason, his fans don't post their celebrity selfies on their own social media.