Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[JustStopDude]

A lot of the time they count time served before you are sentenced as more than what you actually served. So, being in jail beforehand could actually lessen his punishment.

You're still in jail. It's not so much as lessening the punishment as it's acknowledging you've been punished this whole time.

 

[Buck Broken Chimp]

Austin

He's living the good life now because of it
This is so wrong dewd
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>The MCR poster in the background.

I think Austin's aid he got into Emo music from his older brother because it did always seem to not fit with the other music he listens to and his general personality.

 

[Focken Kiwi]

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Next hearing 17th december 9:30am

If I'm not mistaken, that's the next day Nick goes to court. It looks like Lolcow of the Year is coming to a head. This is the last big opportunity to potentially sweep the award.

Its liz fong jones, lol

That is on brand with BMJ fucking dudes.

 

[Faceless Whore]

Bossman going in and out of jail as fast as he gains and loses Honda Civics.

 

[The Jewel of the Nile]

He's living the good life now because of it
This is so wrong dewd
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When I was a young boy
My ratdad took me into Rip City
To see the BossmanJack

 

[Doinker Marmalade]

When I was a young boy
My ratdad took me into the city
To see the BossmanJack

>No mention of Rip City

Scrub

 

[The Jewel of the Nile]

>No mention of Rip City

Scrub

Aw crap, you're right, edited it

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

If there was ANY fucking justice in this RIGGED ASS world bro

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This is so wrong bro, I was taking a cursory glance at the thread and I thought Bossman was out with some rehab whore celebrating Christmas, fat from jail. Then I saw the gay emo poster and realized it was a shoop of his dumb gay brother and liz fong jones.

 

[evilsponge]

If there was ANY fucking justice in this RIGGED ASS world bro

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I'm closing my eyes and manifesting this reality. We're okay, its all okay.

 

[drachenbarde]

How much are they gonna juice boss for wrongful imprisonment?

 

[Sneeds]

Bossman and the CEO killer breaking out of prison

Spoiler

I have no idea why it made Austin asian at the end

 

[Drama Fan]

Austin

>The MCR poster in the background.

I think Austin's aid he got into Emo music from his older brother because it did always seem to not fit with the other music he listens to and his general personality.

It also could just be that MCR was huge with suburban white kids around Austin's age (source: me growing up). Austin's music tastes seem to be 90% just what he was into as a pre-teen through high school.

 

[Star Classic]

Bossman and the CEO killer breaking out of prison
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Spoiler

I have no idea why it made Austin asian at the end

We had our Luigi and now we've found our Mario.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

I wonder why Austin always goes for the Big Buford and not this.

 

[Bruno Powroznik]

Guys there are more fucking RATS out there bro look at this.

MUSLIM GOAT FUCKER RAT making fun of the BOSS while he is locked up FOR BULLSHIT REASONS, fucking wrong bro,

 

[Buck Broken Chimp]

Would Austin be better if he kept doing Xanax ? Austin actually managed to kick his addiction to the Xanny berries but would he be better if he kept doing that ?

 

[Mark Goldbridge]

Guys there are more fucking RATS out there bro look at this.

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MUSLIM GOAT FUCKER RAT making fun of the BOSS while he is locked up FOR BULLSHIT REASONS, fucking wrong bro,

first creative rat ive seen outside of this thread

 

[dumbledore]

Would Austin be better if he kept doing Xanax ? Austin actually managed to kick his addiction to the Xanny berries but would he be better if he kept doing that ?

Xans are the opposite of crack, he would be nodding off and low energy. We need high energy gamba, not another pillstream.

 

[Vernon Dozier]

xanax makes you a zombie crackarooski gets that dopamine pumping and then a little gamma and BOOM you’re punching your dad!

 

[Got Milk!]

I wonder why Austin always goes for the Big Buford and not this.
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That's a limited time thing available at the moment. It's not a regular menu item. The BB is their equivalent to a Big Mac or a Whopper. So it'll always be there so long as there's a Checkers.

I did try the smaller version of that sandwich the other night. It was surprisingly good for fast food "brisket".