Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[Swamp_Donkey]

I know this is the iDubbbz thread but given that Max and Chad are iDubbbz adjacent I might as well talk about it here. From the looks of it the Cold Ones have beef with the ShamWow guy of all people.
A couple months back Max and Chad paid Vince Offer about 7 grand to make a 30 second ad for “HamWow”. Vince responds with a 4 minute skit that Max and Chad found distasteful enough that they refused to show it. Vince gets annoyed and decides to upload it himself, and he takes a few shots at them as well.

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Sam Hyde had Vince Offer Offer Schlomo on his podcast a while ago. I'm sure it's not actually related but it's a funny synchronicity.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Sam Hyde had Vince Offer on his podcast a while ago. I'm sure it's not actually related but it's a funny synchronicity.

That was a good episode and he seemed like a cool dude.

Definitely seems like he still does coke, though.

 

[Chris Konon]

She wants to give a more nuanced take on the assassination

Anisa says there is lack of nuance on the Palestine conflict

Have Hassan started talking about a lack of nuance, or did she take it from other retard?

Ian comes up with another shitty game in which he asks an AI

I’ve played with chat gpt in similar way when it came out but it gets boring really quick. He is stunted.

Anisa wants to have kids so she can have an excuse to watch Bluey

it’s second time she mentions it. Baby rabies started? I hope not for the kid’s sake. Also she shouldn’t get pregnant while on anti depressant drugs, but I guess it won’t stop BPD monster from BPDing.

 

[shoashuffle]

I know this is the iDubbbz thread but given that Max and Chad are iDubbbz adjacent I might as well talk about it here. From the looks of it the Cold Ones have beef with the ShamWow guy of all people.
A couple months back Max and Chad paid Vince Offer about 7 grand to make a 30 second ad for “HamWow”. Vince responds with a 4 minute skit that Max and Chad found distasteful enough that they refused to show it. Vince gets annoyed and decides to upload it himself, and he takes a few shots at them as well.

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That's not what happened at all.

Vince sent an initial script in, the producer of cold ones and Chad requested the Troon and Muslim bit get cut, as they already have a deranged faggot trying to cancel them. Vince whined and said fine, then proceeded to leave it in any way out of spite. They said they can't have that shit on youtube and did a reaction segment of "What is this retard thinking leaving this in?", this was followed by them saying they'd release it on the patreon due to different ToS which would allow it.

Vince being the manipulative kike he is, immediately went to file a copyright claim on the Patreon video that they paid him to make. He then uploaded it on his channel and whined saying that he was being silenced. They were retards for trusting a Kike with their money, and you're a retard for believing a kike.

Also, his real name is Offer Shlomo.

 

[Aquarius]

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Say it again mate

Anisa’s hot. The issue is that her personality is awful. That’s why she makes such bad fashion choices that make her look hideous / insane. I attached a paper that covers this. I would ever go so far as to say that Anisa being hot is why she turned out so fucking nuts and loathsome as a person. She strikes me as the type of chick who peaked in high school because being cute is the only thing about her that stands out besides the rampant mental illness. I think that’s why Ian, who is legitimately fucking hideous, clings to her so tightly. He feels he’ll never get a girl as pretty as her again - if he ever gets a woman again - so he tolerates her derangement.

Even in the picture you posted, with the shitty hairstyle, she still doesn’t have any cowlicks in her fringe. You’d be surprised how many women could not pull off that Louise Brooks thing. She’s faring better than most.

Oh and here’s some cute Anisas. Shame about her shitty tattoos. They’re really stupid, but I also think some types of dudes go for the Suicide Girl look. I snuck a pinup in here, just to demonstrate my point.

Spoiler: The kind of girls nerdy guys obsess over

Anisa claims AI is incredibly racist and sexist

How the fuck can a computer be racist? Programmers, sure, the people who generate the data the AI employs… but the algorithm itself? What? Is she like that girl in Dustborn who’s racist against robots?

Yes.
She could get an actual psychiatrist and address her cluster b. Really hammer out what her issues are and work with an actual clinician and really put in the effort to change.
She will never do this. She likes her hugbox. It makes her feel safe. A real diagnosis is far too scary for her to ever actually seek treatment.
Which is funny. Cus like. Girl. Your life is a literal hell. Everyone already says you have it anyway. Might as well acknowledge it yourself and you can actually improve your life.
Key words here are work and effort.
So nothing will change. In addition to being a cluster b histrionic, she's also a lazy slob whose idea of getting her shit together is baking twice a month. Hopeless.

Exactly. She doesn’t want to admit she needs help. I think she wants someone to intervene, man-handle her, and maybe even force her to see a psychiatrist by way of institutionalization. With that said, I don’t think she thinks she’s done anything bad enough to warrant changing.

And I don’t think Ian would help her. If she got healthy, you think she would stick around? Ian reminds me of the kind of spouses you see on those reality shows about fat people. You know, the sort of person that wants their partner to stay with them so much that they will sabotage any personal progress they make. Like Amberlynn’s new sweetheart, for example. It’s the antithesis of real love.

 

[50 euro note]

A lot of you seem to think there is a path to redemption for Ian even if he wouldn't take it in a million years, but is there any path for Anisa? I honestly can't tell. For Ian all he'd really have to do is revert to how he was before. As far as I know Anisa has always been like this.

People think Ian can redeem himself because when you boil it down he is just a malicious insecure sperg with a tendency of holding a grudge, not great traits to have but very fixable especially if you have good friends who will knock some sense into you. Anisa on the other hand is an unbelievable fuckup, she is the perfect mix of BPD, narcissism, inferiority complex, insecurity and laziness. Literally every person who was/is close to her personally is worse off than before knowing her, she just can't stop lashing out and demeaning those close to her to compensate for her failures and shortcomings. I believe every person can achieve redemption but I am struggling to even conceive of how she could begin to do that.

 

[Bremsspur]

but is there any path for Anisa?

As has been stated previously she really needs to listen to her psychiatrist.
But even beyond her acknowledging her issues and working on them she's not a complete human due to her lifestyle and "career".
She needs to interact with normal everyday working class people as an equal to become humble and somewhat decent.
A warehouse job would be perfect for that, a bit of physcial labour while also having to interact with coworkers but not customers.
Now to get her to a point at which she's capable of clocking in at 6pm without having a meltdown let alone interact with Helen-Susanne who's her 62 yo no-nonsense supervisor, doesn't believe in vaccines and hasn't called in sick since she's been 14 is a completly different story.
Perhaps a couple years as a minor farmhand in preparation.
Feeding chickens and stuff like that (i honestly believe she would unironically enjoy this).
Now in order for all of that to work she would also have to delete all of her social media and leave the internet, otherwise her hugboxes will just "reset" her again and again.
So this will never happen.

Anisa’s hot.

Only in countries where 82% of the women are obese, everywhere else she's a 4/10.

 

[Slur Generator]

she really needs to listen to her psychiatrist.

Her psychiatrist is milking her for easy money.

 

[BeetleBug242]

Laughing incredibly hard about the fact anus tried to convince everyone that she didn’t just literally shit onto a plate for dinner. That’s actual poop. There is no spinach.

 

[Rei is Shit.]

-Ian shows off his new gay spiderweb tattoo

I had to use a shitty web version of paint to make this. By far the worst jak I've made.

 

[Gelato]

What 4 breakfasts a day does to a nigga.

 

[Historical Strelkov]

Anisa's hairstyle is attempting to be "90s grunge kitten" but she ends up looking like she is "post-industrial hippie mothermaxxing." with the short haircuts, and the shlubby outfits while trying to act sexy. It's bizarre.

-Dane isn't in this episode, he just told them he couldn't be there without any explanation

"No explanation" lol.
They can't even just play some games with Dane while dual-streaming their channels, or just on one which might actually bring out some organic situations.
They can't even do a show live with him. They don't let him determine anything. Everything he says gets shut down. Why the fuck would he want to be there?

-Ian immediately uses this as an excuse to start bitching about Palestine and how it makes him feel sick

I love how everyone on the "short attention span lower case i internet" were all about Ukraine, then all about muh Palestine, but right now Syria is undergoing something that hasn't happened in half a century, yet all the "muh Palestinian" people are nowhere to be found when that's brought up. If it isn't a simple "Empire vs Rebels" narrative, normies just don't understand what is happening. Shut the fuck up about Palestine, you're not Palestinian. Being Arab doesn't mean anything here. It's like saying "I'm black so I care about the victims of police brutality" while you ignore that crips and bloods shoot at each other on a more local basis, than the general "support arab Palestine against genocide" concept. Can't really do that while Arabs are killing Alawites on the side of the road right now. I'm tired of this performative bullshit especially from them. Anisa isn't Irish, Arab, Canadian, or an American immigrant, shes dumb. her people are "the dumb" people of the world. The loudest and most annoying nation.

-They start making fun of Moist Critical for knowing the difference between a clip and magizine (Of all the reasons you could shit on the Florida midget, this is what you choose)
-Ian shows off his new gay spiderweb tattoo
-Several people online told Anisa it was white supremacist symbol

Bro, this is the funniest shit. "He knows technical details! HES A NERD, HURRR." But at the same time..."What do you mean this is a white supremacist symbol?"
They keep "collecting flash" not realizing that all that "American Flash" is some homeboy shit from the 1920-1960s made by a bunch of guys in prison with pen ink or something.
Where does the narcissism come from? Where does the "know-it-alls are stupid and I know that because I'm also a know-it-all" mindset come from? Reddit?
Then READ REDDIT.

If Idubbbz ever goes to jail, people are going to ask him questions and hes going to give the most retarded goober answers ever, not knowing anything about what he's getting himself into.

Back in the day, it meant you killed a black guy...
Sometimes it indicates how many years you've been there.
Everyone says something different.
Why get a tattoo that might be a bad idea.
Anisa is a psycho, and has some demon energy that unconsciously makes her want to kill idubbbz.

 

[Brenda Holiday]

Where does the narcissism come from? Where does the "know-it-alls are stupid and I know that because I'm also a know-it-all" mindset come from?

They're both just total fucking posers through and through. This is whats hip on the west coast and they mindlessly follow it. Its funny because they aren't even unique in this, I guarantee clones of Ian and Anisa walk the streets with the same tats and mindset, thats probably where the know it all attitude comes from, to Ian and Anisa this is normal and the thing that everyone is doing. Rich lefties have been ripping off the poor underclass while simultaneously being disgusted by them for decades now. Their attitude is the attitude of a poser calling an original a gatekeeper. Smug, misinformed.

 

[Terfmaster9000]

I know this is the iDubbbz thread but given that Max and Chad are iDubbbz adjacent I might as well talk about it here. From the looks of it the Cold Ones have beef with the ShamWow guy of all people.
A couple months back Max and Chad paid Vince Offer about 7 grand to make a 30 second ad for “HamWow”. Vince responds with a 4 minute skit that Max and Chad found distasteful enough that they refused to show it. Vince gets annoyed and decides to upload it himself, and he takes a few shots at them as well.

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This is dreadful, why does the pokemon nerd guy looks like an ugly pooner nowadays??? Either I have gone full mental and am seeing troons in everything or he looks like he's about to start wearing a bra and calling himself Samantha.

 

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

-Ian shows off his new gay spiderweb tattoo

Hahahaha. Isn't that popular with gangs and white supremacists in American prisons? Once again like Anus's eagle being a step away from a German reichsadler they keep getting ink having no idea what they mean.
https://hardworktattoos.com/spider-web-elbow-tattoo-meaning/

 

[Godmode]

Hahahaha. Isn't that popular with gangs and white supremacists in American prisons? Once again like Anus's eagle being a step away from a German reichsadler they keep getting ink having no idea what they mean.
https://hardworktattoos.com/spider-web-elbow-tattoo-meaning/

I was always under the impression that a spiderweb tattoo meant you had been incarcerated at some point.

 

[RaxxScholar]

Who is the target audience for "gunch tournament"? I have my own suspicions, but I'm wondering who they think they're catering to.

 

[Nopenopenope]

Anisa’s hot

Please refer to my profile picture. Absolute lunacy.

 

[A.P. Hill]

she is a content creator for how long? 10 years? she enjoys her new foodie hobby, why don’t she look up some tutorials about food presentation and photography? it’s not that hard, you lazy bum…

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what the fuck is this shit? the bleak lightning, the focus seems to be on the countertop not the plate, complete lack of presentation, the plate isn’t even in the centre of the photo, some kitchen appliances in the background, awful.
My God they have all the time in the world to learn this stuff that they supposedly enjoy, and they don’t care.

Everything they do is half assed uninspiring slop, how are they able to make a living with such a content is beyond me.

I think we've finally found someone worse at cooking than both Fatrick and Joe Lavery combined. Congrats, Anus!

 

[Aquarius]

Please refer to my profile picture. Absolute lunacy.

She’s objectively cute and all the sperging about her being ugly is a desperate cope from men who hate her but lack the means to articulate why she sucks. Is “bitch ugly” the one insult you guys can muster? At least Null’s buttersnake joke hit Anisa where it hurt. In the shitty tattoos.

If it isn't a simple "Empire vs Rebels" narrative, normies just don't understand what is happening.

I wish there was a smart version of random.txt that this could be a part of. Summed it perfectly.