Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Is it supposed to look like old guacamole?

looks like an old nappy

I dunno how she made spinach of all things look less green.

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She used the frozen finely chopped rubbish instead of a bag of fresh leaves you just rough chop and done. Or maybe even pesto.

 

[Fapcop]

she is a content creator for how long? 10 years? she enjoys her new foodie hobby, why don’t she look up some tutorials about food presentation and photography? it’s not that hard, you lazy bum…

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what the fuck is this shit? the bleak lightning, the focus seems to be on the countertop not the plate, complete lack of presentation, the plate isn’t even in the centre of the photo, some kitchen appliances in the background, awful.
My God they have all the time in the world to learn this stuff that they supposedly enjoy, and they don’t care.

Everything they do is half assed uninspiring slop, how are they able to make a living with such a content is beyond me.

Dear lord. I’ve seen both baby stools and baby food that looked more delicious.

Anisa really is so thoroughly MID in all of her endeavors, isn’t she?

We have two people, with no kids and no real jobs and responsibilities. They have nothing to do with their time than try hobbies like cooking…

Yet between gluten and lactose intolerance and IBS, none of them can actually EAT good food, so they have to make these shitty dishes like “gluten free croissants”.

God is clearly not without a sense of humor.

 

[TokiBun]

I'm impressed she managed to make a dish look more disgusting than her Thanksgiving spread. Anisa has Ian on that Great Depression diet!

 

[Hellblazer]

Can't there be anything sacred for but a moment?

You do remember where you are, don't you...?

 

[Fapcop]

I'm impressed she managed to make a dish look more disgusting than her Thanksgiving spread. Anisa has Ian on that Great Depression diet!

Imagine how fucking depressing Ian’s life is.

Spending all day in the basement “editing” videos he knows won’t get a lot of engagement. Gooning because the wife is frigid.

“IIIAAAAN! DINNER IS READY!”

Comes up from the basement and gets served a plate of disgusting slop.

Looks at Anisa, who’s looking at him eagerly expecting to be praised for making this shit.

Has to hit that sweet spot between praising it to the moon to make her happy, and praising it just a tad bit too much which will make her angry for days because “If you don’t like it just tell me!”

Starts eating. Tastes like shit. Bowels already churning. Puts down fork after a few bites, hoping it’ll only give him a stomach ache instead of explosive diarrhea like finishing the plate would.

“Thank you love that was delicious!”

Anisa gives him THE LOOK.
“You’re not going to finish it? I thought you liked it?”

Ian has to gauge whether a night in the toilet is worse than 3 days of passive aggressive stingers and “you know what you did!”

Fuck man. Just end it Ian. Either rope or divorce, but surely “owning the chuds” isn’t worth this?!

 

[Meth Dick]

Imagine how fucking depressing Ian’s life is.

Spending all day in the basement “editing” videos he knows won’t get a lot of engagement. Gooning because the wife is frigid.

“IIIAAAAN! DINNER IS READY!”

Comes up from the basement and gets served a plate of disgusting slop.

Looks at Anisa, who’s looking at him eagerly expecting to be praised for making this shit.

Has to hit that sweet spot between praising it to the moon to make her happy, and praising it just a tad bit too much which will make her angry for days because “If you don’t like it just tell me!”

Starts eating. Tastes like shit. Bowels already churning. Puts down fork after a few bites, hoping it’ll only give him a stomach ache instead of explosive diarrhea like finishing the plate would.

“Thank you love that was delicious!”

Anisa gives him THE LOOK.
“You’re not going to finish it? I thought you liked it?”

Ian has to gauge whether a night in the toilet is worse than 3 days of passive aggressive stingers and “you know what you did!”

Fuck man. Just end it Ian. Either rope or divorce, but surely “owning the chuds” isn’t worth this?!

Just reading this scenario gave me suicidal/homicidal thoughts.
Ian needs to be saved, we can bully him for being a faggot later

 

[Fapcop]

Just reading this scenario gave me suicidal/homicidal thoughts.
Ian needs to be saved, we can bully him for being a faggot later

He’s gone man.

We could probably bully him into fucking a tranny at this point, just with some vague: “If Ian means what he says about trans women…” posts. Or “At least Ian hasn’t fucked a tranny, that shows he’s still one of us!”

And he’d make a video about it, explaining with those dead eyes and looking like he’s about to cry, how it was a “wonderful experience, just like sex with any woman!”

Shit, I can almost hear his whiny, SJW autism voice right now: “Fascists want to otherise trans women, and act like they’re not women. But AH had sec with a trans woman and it was totally normal! Nothing weird or GAY about it!”

You know, the same face he made when he talked about how happy he is and how much he has matured.

 

[PetiteFeet]

I'm impressed she managed to make a dish look more disgusting than her Thanksgiving spread. Anisa has Ian on that Great Depression diet!

Please, even Great Depression housewives knew how to make the most of what they had.

 

[Chieftain Coke Peanut]

A lot of you seem to think there is a path to redemption for Ian even if he wouldn't take it in a million years, but is there any path for Anisa? I honestly can't tell. For Ian all he'd really have to do is revert to how he was before. As far as I know Anisa has always been like this.

 

[Sneedposting]

I never found idubbbz funny.
I watched old videos that zoomers like Rob's Media said were the golden age of idubbbz content and I thought they were retarded. It was all lolsorandom shit where they made silly noises and broke things. Even the Tana Mongeau was only significant because he said nigger in it. Otherwise nothing interesting. I can't be the only one ITT.

https://www.youtube.com/@techcunt8844 this fake channel he made was kinda funny because of the profile picture and channel name, Tech Cunt. Pretty mid videos though, the blending amazon dash buttons was a little funny in its retardation.

she is a content creator for how long? 10 years? she enjoys her new foodie hobby, why don’t she look up some tutorials about food presentation and photography? it’s not that hard, you lazy bum…

Spoiler

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what the fuck is this shit? the bleak lightning, the focus seems to be on the countertop not the plate, complete lack of presentation, the plate isn’t even in the centre of the photo, some kitchen appliances in the background, awful.
My God they have all the time in the world to learn this stuff that they supposedly enjoy, and they don’t care.

Everything they do is half assed uninspiring slop, how are they able to make a living with such a content is beyond me.

To me it looks like an egg with green stuff on top, maybe mashed up overripe avocado? Looks terrible
edit: lmao im retarded that's rice, what the fuck anisa

 

[MeltyTW]

Fuck man. Just end it Ian. Either rope or divorce, but surely “owning the chuds” isn’t worth this?!

Owning the chuds isn't something he really cares about, he cares about not dying alone and feeling like he has a genuine connection. Realizing Alissa is a worthless cunt ruining his life means admitting that his long term relationship he sunk so much into was a complete and utter lie and he has no one.

There's a reason he only started trying to "own the chuds" when it became a prerequisite to form shallow meaningless "friendships" with other streamers in the la bubble .

It's the only reason I have some empathy I probably shouldn't left for him because ultimately everyone preyed on him to accept a ton of shit against his best interests and are using him as a resource to drain and milk for all its worth

 

[gobbos]

How long until we get Anisa thirstposting for the ceo assassin?

 

[Godmode]

Ian's relationship with Anus is a textbook example of the sunk cost fallacy:

1. the phenomenon whereby a person is reluctant to abandon a strategy or course of action because they have invested heavily in it, even when it is clear that abandonment would be more beneficial.
   "the sunk-cost fallacy creeps into a lot of major financial decisions"

 

[Nguyen Van Phuoc]

I know this is the iDubbbz thread but given that Max and Chad are iDubbbz adjacent I might as well talk about it here. From the looks of it the Cold Ones have beef with the ShamWow guy of all people.
A couple months back Max and Chad paid Vince Offer about 7 grand to make a 30 second ad for “HamWow”. Vince responds with a 4 minute skit that Max and Chad found distasteful enough that they refused to show it. Vince gets annoyed and decides to upload it himself, and he takes a few shots at them as well.

 

[TheArtilleryman]

I know this is the iDubbbz thread but given that Max and Chad are iDubbbz adjacent I might as well talk about it here. From the looks of it the Cold Ones have beef with the ShamWow guy of all people.
A couple months back Max and Chad paid Vince Offer about 7 grand to make a 30 second ad for “HamWow”. Vince responds with a 4 minute skit that Max and Chad found distasteful enough that they refused to show it. Vince gets annoyed and decides to upload it himself, and he takes a few shots at them as well.

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WTF I love Shamwow now.

He looks fuckin insane. Like Uncle Ruckus without the revitiligo

 

[Blue Gem Kosher Queen]

How long until we get Anisa thirstposting for the ceo assassin?

Has any breadtuber/poggers actually meme'd 'deny, defend, depose' outside of safe edgy jokes on Twitter?

Edit: Holy shit, ShamWow doing what breadtubers accused Ian of doing. Based?

 

[Mac Monster]

Gunch Tournament - SRMC #60​

-Starts with more funny episode 69 jokes
-Dane isn't in this episode, he just told them he couldn't be there without any explanation
-First topic they cover is the UnitedHealthcare CEO that was recently assassinated
-Ian exclaims how awesome it is that there wasn't another school shooting only for Anisa to immediately correct him
-Anisa feels guilty that she's not sad about the CEO getting shot
-She wants to give a more nuanced take on the assassination
-Ian immediately uses this as an excuse to start bitching about Palestine and how it makes him feel sick
-Anisa says there is lack of nuance on the Palestine conflict
-Anisa believes torturing is worse than murder
-Ian is working on a pro-life debate video and how silly it is to value life above all else (I'm glad the guy famous for saying nigger faggot is covering this topic)
-He was doing research for his new video and got ass blasted over a Ben Shapiro video about abortion
-Anisa claims AI is incredibly racist and sexist and that there is a lack of accountability in America

How long until we get Anisa thirstposting for the ceo assassin?

Here's both Jomhas simping over him.

-They make several awful jokes about how bad assassins they would be
-They start making fun of Moist Critical for knowing the difference between a clip and magizine (Of all the reasons you could shit on the Florida midget, this is what you choose)
-Anisa brings up how Canada banned all semi-automatic weapons and Ian says that it's cool
-Anisa finds it strange why Americans don't like to talk about politics in person (probably because it's an inherently polarizing topic)
-They start talking about these green dogs that look like the Grinch so they call them Gunch (these retards want to be children so bad)

-Ian shows off his new gay spiderweb tattoo
-Several people online told Anisa it was white supremacist symbol
-She asked the tattoo artist who told her that's not the case (why would he tell you otherwise? He wants to get paid)
-They interrupt the show with an ad for their patreon
-Ian comes up with another shitty game in which he asks an AI on who would win in a fight between two different gunches (sounds just as fucking boring as you imagine)
-Anisa is excited about AI and Bots potentially killing the interent
-She claims that it'll result in people spending more time together in person (lol, as if this bitch is ever going to leave her home for anything but food and shitty tattoos)
-Anisa says that when she got a phone for the first time she would text people all day
-They start feeling nostalgic about old shitty phones
-Ian remarks that Spotify has potential as a social network and as a good dating tool
-Anisa says that the song Salad Days by Mac DeMarco was ruined for her because the Valentine Days school shooter listened to it
-They googled "school shooting songs" playlist and were disturbed by the results (Why? They're just collections of random songs)
-Anisa wants to have kids so she can have an excuse to watch Bluey
-The final 10 minutes is just them reading their boring viewer comments
-There're going to start recording more gameplay videos for the five people that watch them
-Ian says that people go to youtube events because they want to be part of the community not because they want to make money
Boring fucking episode as expected, but it was far less insufferable than last week's podcast since there wasn't a lot of TikTok shit.

 

[stupid frog]

Vince (Shamwow guy) was on Sam's podcast lol

 

[Brenda Holiday]

Ian literally looks like a J Roc wigger lmfao

-Ian is working on a pro-life debate video and how silly it is to value life above all else

Please, please, this would be so fucking funny

 

[Zilch]

is there any path for Anisa?

Yes.
She could get an actual psychiatrist and address her cluster b. Really hammer out what her issues are and work with an actual clinician and really put in the effort to change.
She will never do this. She likes her hugbox. It makes her feel safe. A real diagnosis is far too scary for her to ever actually seek treatment.
Which is funny. Cus like. Girl. Your life is a literal hell. Everyone already says you have it anyway. Might as well acknowledge it yourself and you can actually improve your life.
Key words here are work and effort.
So nothing will change. In addition to being a cluster b histrionic, she's also a lazy slob whose idea of getting her shit together is baking twice a month. Hopeless.