Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[St. Alia of the Knife]

Even if you want to get faggoty with the syntax, the kids will have seen him “functionally alcoholic” drunk at minimum. So legally drunk but not noticeably drunk.

I don't even think it's that he isn't noticeably drunk. I think his kids just don't know that they're seeing a drunk person, because that is his normal behavior. I suspect he has made having a drunken asshole for a father normal, just as Qayla has made having their mother be a zombied-out husk seem normal.

N.B.: This is why the people saying the children ~have not been affected at all, they just had a rough summer!~ are terrible people who are also full of shit.

 

[Peace Through Power]

Watching some of the old Nick clips from May. It was really a great month, even before the cokestream and the arrest. They are a lot funnier now since we know he was on mountains of coke and swinging. The clips are still much better at 2x speed.

Spoiler: Some fun ones

Peak delusion: Nick owned Eric July

Nick talks to EVS about his raccoon-killing with a hammer, knife and later AR-15 (Nick leaves cat food outside and is surprised when the yard is full of raccoons)

Nick looks bad because of the lighting (It's Aaron's fault)

Nick is in the best shape of his life, but his mental health is troubled.

Nick eats pie and butter

Lester Burnham is Jesus (I don't understand this either)

 

[200MB]

"I may be banned from alcohol for a few years."
*agonized groan*
Just the thought of living life sober causes these losers physical pain.

It's right at the start of the clip.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

To quote PPP: He is a lying liar who lies.

That's Al Franken.

I know we don’t need proof this degenerate is lying but if we did, this is it. It’s almost statistically impossible for someone to spend 60% of the day drunk off their ass and not have it be seen by people living in the same house. Even if you want to get faggoty with the syntax, the kids will have seen him “functionally alcoholic” drunk at minimum. So legally drunk but not noticeably drunk.

Every drunk thinks his kids can't tell he's drunk.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

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How CONVENIENT then! This can be very easily proven!

Release the bodycam footage Nick! If the government is a lying to me I want to know! Blur out the kids and you should be golden.

 

[Melty Butter]

And he's back in Melton's chat

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Trying to help you out. I'm not getting everything though. Hopefully someone will get it all.

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(He's talking about Aaron.)

 

[john marston]

At most, use is somewhat probative as to possession because if you had no idea why drugs were in your house, the fact you haven't done any of them is at least compatible with that defense. If OTOH you test positive as a heavy drug user when you supposedly had heavy amounts of drugs, well, that defense starts to look even more like a huge crock.

(And if you actually provably did have a huge amount of drugs and DIDN'T use them, it opens up the whole other can of worms as to what you were doing with them, such as distribution.)

Reading this made me realize: As much as Nick Rekieta whines about muh government conspiracy, the state has actually been pretty generous to him. He could have been charged with much much more.

Remember FPSRussia? They raided his house because he had on cargo shorts, that's what they actually wrote on the warrant, which actually got the state charges thrown out, he got sentenced off federal charges (it's automatically a felony to possess by firearms and illegal substances). They charged him with intent to distribute because he had given some drugs to his girlfriend, and they had much worse charges lined up (for example: they wanted to get him on damaging a firearm's serial number because he had licensed gun painter put custom painting that partly covered the serial number). He got sentenced to two months in federal prison, they confiscated his guns, and he's still a felon to this day. Rekieta has gotten off so much easier, and he still cries harder than Kyle ever did.

 

[Peace Through Power]

"I may be banned from alcohol for a few years."
*agonized groan*
Just the thought of living life sober causes these losers physical pain.

It's right at the start of the clip.

Wait, if "keeping a job" is a requirement for probation, will Nick be required to stream?

 

[john marston]

Trying to help you out. I'm not getting everything though. Hopefully someone will get it all.
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(He's talking about Aaron.)

Didn't he admit to several drug stories being true in Melton's chat? Or was that only weird cuck sex stuff?

 

[Captain Manning]

And this is why unfortunately such a deal is likely. Even if Nick is an absolute prick and wastes enormous amounts of money for both sides, and gets found guilty, he's still probably looking at a guidelines sentence barely worse than what the deal is.

He can't make it enormously expensive. He can't make it enormously expensive because this is not a close case.

He can, like any defendant, make it somewhat more expensive. A trial always costs money. No matter how simple.

And that is just enough for the state to always favor offering a plea deal when they can. They offer them to poor people using public defenders too. Judicial economy.

What I object to is the absurd idea he's pushing that if he forced them to take him to trial it would cost the state millions of dollars, the trial would last five weeks or some shit, and he might win.

This is a case where a wigger got caught with 27 grams of coke in his master bedroom. It ain't that fucking complicated. He has no workable defense. This was always gonna end with him pleading guilty, or being found guilty.

In they coming months, when he says "yeah, I totally could have won at trial" everybody should laugh.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Wait, if "keeping a job" is a requirement for probation, will Nick be required to stream?

That would be the funniest outcome because you know Nick hates streaming now because he's such a little bitch.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

That's Al Franken.

I thought it was John Goodman @AnOminous

Trying to help you out. I'm not getting everything though. Hopefully someone will get it all.
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(He's talking about Aaron.)

We at least get a confirmation that Nick's 'other person' that exposed his children to cocaine was the local constabulary--not April, Kayla, or Aaron.

 

[Strix454]

Reading this made me realize: As much as Nick Rekieta whines about muh government conspiracy, the state has actually been pretty generous to him. He could have been charged with much much more.

Its not really "the state" being generous to him as an individual. Minnesota as a whole goes rather light on drug offenses. Especially drug offenses by people like Nick. Nick's case is in many ways the most ordinary sort of case in the world of Minnesota drug offenses. You go through rehab immediately after you get out of jail, you say you were sorry, you take a plea deal. You don't fight the case in court because the sentences are completely known and predictable from the start.

The only thing out of the ordinary in Nick's case is that Nick has been so stupidly and ineffectually dealing with it. Everything he has done from a legal point of view has been a waste of time. He should have made a plea deal a long time ago.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

True and Honest Aaron Stories: Naked twister, drinking cum, getting cucked, constant face licks, all the other gay shit.
NAWT TRUUUU Aaron Stories: Doing drugs.

Makes perfect sense!

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

I thought it was John Goodman @AnOminous

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lies_and_the_Lying_Liars_Who_Tell_Them

 

[Nate Higgers]

And he's back in Melton's chat

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Rate me late or retarded or whatever for this, but I just realized: so it’s ok for someone to commit the cardinal sin of being obese when they sweep it up for Nick? Sean is fat, so he’s bad. But Melton is an obese hunchbacked whale, and he’s good? Also a point Sean made last night: Melton calls Aaron “mooby” because Aaron has bitchtits (he does)…but doesn’t Melton have tits too?

If you look at those photos of Dax Herrera at the jigsaw puzzle competition, he’s got a bit of a beer gut going there too.

I don’t know, I shouldn’t expect logical consistency from Rekieta at this point but it just popped into my head reading the second screenshot in your post.

 

[Oxyjen]

Also a point Sean made last night: Melton calls Aaron “mooby” because Aaron has bitchtits (he does)

As in, he has a good musculature from working out and training for boxing, with maybe a bit of excess fat on top.

Which Nick is jealous about because he’s a sunken-chested stick-figure weakling, probably with a paunch starting from all the alcohol abuse.

 

[Vibralldo]

Rate me late or retarded or whatever for this, but I just realized: so it’s ok for someone to commit the cardinal sin of being obese when they sweep it up for Nick? Sean is fat, so he’s bad. But Melton is an obese hunchbacked whale, and he’s good? Also a point Sean made last night: Melton calls Aaron “mooby” because Aaron has bitchtits (he does)…but doesn’t Melton have tits too?

If you look at those photos of Dax Herrera at the jigsaw puzzle competition, he’s got a bit of a beer gut going there too.

I don’t know, I shouldn’t expect logical consistency from Rekieta at this point but it just popped into my head reading the second screenshot in your post.

Nick's a swiss cheese brained retard that has no filter, he'll just say whatever. If saying someone he dislikes is fat would insult them, he does it. If ignoring that one of his friends is fat benefits him, he will.

The "Aaron only lives in the moment, no past or present" is pure projection.

 

[New Lady Crackets]

- He calls out Aaron for having weak-ass arms
- He calls out Aaron for not being a tough guy and not being able to fight anyone.
- Dax non-ironically talks about Aaron trying to revive a dead format.
- Nick says Aaron is obsessed with Radio. Nick thinks that is dumb. But Nick doesn't care.
- Nick learned that Aaron lives in this moment and nothing past/present/future does not exist. Everything Aaron does bends toward serving this exact moment.
- Aaron has told stories where he is the hero. But the real hero in all of those stories was either Nick, Kayla or April. Aaron's brain changes out other people for himself in stories.
- Aaron's stories are "really weird"
- Nick is way stronger than Aaron and was terrified of Nick's strength in real life. He looked into Nick's eyes and could not deal with him.
- Nick brags about knowing what porn Aaron watches and Aaron should not be critical of anyone on onlyfans.
- Aaron has no concept of self-actualization.
- If Aaron was self-aware, he would be self-loathing.

He comes off as a cool guy who is so above it not an obsessed jilted ex who misses Aaron's dick. This soon to be convict and child abuser admitted Aaron saved his wife from his abuse by threatening to padel him with a bat and all he could do was punching himself in the head repeatedly and submit to him. I bet he was denied his cuck chair that night too.


The funniest thing is making up cope stories about Aaron will only make sure he remains an active character in his lore. The radio loser who cucked him, didn't get drug charges, told everyone about it, made money out of it and eventually made him a legal cuck. He's so low in life that pleading guilty to become a convict and a quiet divorce is the height of his dreams.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Lester Burnham is Jesus (I don't understand this either)

Drugs.