Artcow WogglebugLoveProductions / Cynthia Hanson / Cherie Anne Hapney - One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name

[Juan Números]

Woggle-Vlog 137: Sylvie and the Wogglebug Remake Complete!​

Woggle-Vlog 138: New Choice of how to Watch the Movie​

Wogglesisters, looks like the "remake" is well on its way and set to release on December 21st or sooner (?). Watch party when ?

She ask people to please buy her movie because she "needs to pay Logan Houseman for his work". I can believe she roped another one into doing freebies

The movie is on https://www.sendowl.com/s/movies/sylvie-and-the-wogglebug-by-cynthia-hanson/ , this site is weird but at least it's better than the wogglebug's official site.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

The movie is on https://www.sendowl.com/s/movies/sylvie-and-the-wogglebug-by-cynthia-hanson/ , this site is weird but at least it's better than the wogglebug's official site.

I'd say it's quite intrusive:


What does it even mean and how are people supposed to answer? "I'm a Wogglebug fan very much"? Or it's supposed to be:
"How are you, Wogglebug fan?"
"I'm fine, Cherie, thank you, how are you?"

 

[Cr1ms0n_&_C10v3r]

I'd say it's quite intrusive:
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What does it even mean and how are people supposed to answer? "I'm a Wogglebug fan very much"? Or it's supposed to be:
"How are you, Wogglebug fan?"
"I'm fine, Cherie, thank you, how are you?"

She's trying to gatekeep her franchise from ironic enjoyers and dang dirty trolls. She treats this like a religious matter almost, like it's blasphemy to not be a fan with totally pure intentions. Obviously this offputting behaviour isn't going to help her in her mission to make the Bug a household name and children's icon but you may as well be trying to teach a hamster card tricks to explain that to her.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

She's trying to gatekeep her franchise from ironic enjoyers and dang dirty trolls. She treats this like a religious matter almost, like it's blasphemy to not be a fan with totally pure intentions.

It's a real shame the "movie" is on youtube and probably the only difference is that now Woggy speaks a different voice.
Not to mention, people can lie in the survey and Cherie is one of the most gullible retards I've ever seen.

 

[Alex Krycek]

Theres Times I genuinely feel bad for her because I know she is passionate about this project and has but more work into than a lot of other artists.

But its also weird as hell. Being obsessed with an Anthro Roach she didnt even create to the point of basically making it part of her identity. Like I am a huge fan of the work of Dostoevsky but wouldnt dream of trying to write bad fanfics where Alyosha wanders the World aimlessly and I am obviously an X-Files fan but wouldnt write some Alternate scenario where Krycek lives and becomes a good Guy and I Ship him with some Hot Chinese Spy.

The story is over, enjoy it for what it was and make merch of it if you’re that passionate about it? I dunno. But not this.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Theres Times I genuinely feel bad for her because I know she is passionate about this project and has but more work into than a lot of other artists.

Our Cherie can be quite nasty.

You are indeed trying to stop from going down my path to success, just as dracowaltztard had tried to do also. The reason for my feeling hateful and vengeful towards her is because she had previously deceived me into believing she supported me and was a fan also. The hurt she inflicted through that betrayal will never really go away. I have the right to make her hurt her, or at best just hate her which can bring the same result anyway. One way or another.

This is because they interpreted characters differently, and because Draco is religious, and because she gave Cherie some constructive criticism.

I am obviously an X-Files fan but wouldnt write some Alternate scenario where Krycek lives and becomes a good Guy and I Ship him with some Hot Chinese Spy.

It can't be worse than Cigarette Smoking Man dying three times and his status remaining vague (he survived lung cancer, being thrown down the stairs and a rocket to the face so I'm not sure if a bullet will do much)

 

[invisibult plus+]

Now when you mention it, I would love to see Cherie's take on Sherlock Holmes.
"You suck, Sherlock Holmes!", shouted doctor Moriarty.
I saw tears forming in my dear friend's eyes.
"Why is he so mean, dear Watson?"

“The brilliant and most thorough detective Sherlock Holmes shall solve the mystery of who killed Captain Alex as he always does and with great rigor also.”

He’d end up doing next to nothing, wandering around and having the solution fall on his lap.

 

[Edward "Caesar" Sallow]

So who bought it Wogglebros? And will you attach the files here?

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

So who bought it Wogglebros? And will you attach the files here?

Lol, pussybug is crying because nobody wants to see fifth version of the same movie.
We want new adventures, Cherie!

 

[Audit]

Cynthia's going to rerelease the same movie more often than Disney at this rate.

 

[Juan Números]

Our Cherie can be quite nasty.

She's one mean potato!

Looks like we have a double feature:

Woggle-Vlog 139: The Differences of the Remake​

Hard to make sense of that one. Same hair clipping bug ? Check. Nightmare fuel ? Check.

Woggle-Vlog 140: Fixed Issue with Checkout Page​

Blooper reel (with the actor she still hasn't paid) discussion, looks like we're sitting at a grand total of 2 orders ! Her plan, increase the price soon™.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Her plan, increase the price soon™.

I guess it's a better plan than the previous one: sell below the costs of production.

 

[Edward "Caesar" Sallow]

Finish your pre-orders heathens, the Woggle-Messiah knows all.

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

The level of begging for orders is seriously off the charts, even for her. So she is either super in debt to Miss Cleo v 2.0 or needs to recharge her raisin pie supplies bad.

 

[Trombonista]

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So who bought it Wogglebros? And will you attach the files here?

If I didn't know those were tears, I'd think they were spectacles.

 

[Schwarzwald]

The level of begging for orders is seriously off the charts, even for her. So she is either super in debt to Miss Cleo v 2.0 or needs to recharge her raisin pie supplies bad.


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Can you imagine the extent to which Cherie's life would improve if she got a 12 or 16 hours per week job bagging groceries or something? She would still be able to devote five days a week to her Wogglebug passion project while having most of the week to do nothing if she so chooses, and probably have a bit of spare income to assist in that. She wouldn't have to beg anymore or be in a state of constant desperation. It would probably be more disposable income than she'd know what to do with.

If she had an ounce of initiative outside of Wogglebug and some humility, I wouldn't even mind tossing a few bucks her way myself. Instead, this is the life she chooses to lead.

 

[Juan Números]

The level of begging for orders is seriously off the charts, even for her. So she is either super in debt to Miss Cleo v 2.0 or needs to recharge her raisin pie supplies bad.

Who is she in debt with this time? (could make a new poll question, add your suggestions)
- The new voice actor she still hasn't paid?
- Any of the previous actors waiting for their check and now thinking twice before giving freebies?
- The Discord Coven that will make her roach husband a "household name"?
- A totally legit (trust me Wogglesis) Hollywood exec that will produce a Wogglebug smash hit?
- An even more legit "dog health emergency"?
- The AI chaos pantheon that will be pleased with the nightmare fuel she generates?
- The Sunkist delivery man?
- Grabbing an extension for the eyesore website?
- Any of the other scammers returning for a double tap?

Can you imagine the extent to which Cherie's life would improve if she got a 12 or 16 hours per week job bagging groceries or something?

You don't understand! She told us she "can't " get a job!
On the other hand: kidney, etc. The market is in demand!

Where I agree with you is that, yes, it could be a passion project. But no! The franchise (again, whatever it means) needs to be hugely successful. In my eyes, this desperation for success and fame (without putting the work associated with such success and fame) is the bit of extra power that makes this lolcow a home run.

The entitlement may be the most irksome, as she seems oblivious to the fact that such an big endeavor is not a given, even for the most capable and prepared teams. Sometimes, shit can (and will) go wrong, some products/businesses/etc. failing because of unforeseen or exterior factors.

The most worrying is that it's her only plan in life. Wogglebug forever. A hundred remakes of Sylvie and the Wogglebug. There is no Cherie, only Woggie.
(I really hope that post does not sound MATI, señor ESL aquí)

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Finish your pre-orders heathens, the Woggle-Messiah knows all.

Lol, I clicked "Purchase" to see the form she wants me to fill, not to dox myself to a vindictive retard.

Can you imagine the extent to which Cherie's life would improve if she got a 12 or 16 hours per week job bagging groceries or something?

I know for sure that there is no better fuel for creativity than observing the world and interacting with people in everyday situations.

 

[The Un-Clit]

I definately think she made big promises of fast turnaround cash to the new VA who spent hours re-recording all the Woggledrivel and she's very likely afraid of losing his talents for upcoming movies if she can't even pay him for this one. And at this rate......newp that's not gonna happen.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

I definately think she made big promises of fast turnaround cash to the new VA who spent hours re-recording all the Woggledrivel and she's very likely afraid of losing his talents for upcoming movies if she can't even pay him for this one.

The solution is quite simple: less money to soothsayers, more money to actual talent.