Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Well, shit, I thought the tat was nice, and certainly better than expected. Obvs I do not have an eye to see if it went too deep or will blur or whatever, but for Steph, that was about 1000x more tasteful than I'd have expected.

If I'd thought about it, I'd probably have expected some prison-grade backwards runes and some horrible Tom Hollandsworth-style Loki head with the face of Jeffrey Dahmer.

Botanical line art was way above expectations.

 

[Arkin O'Brien]

Well, shit, I thought the tat was nice, and certainly better than expected. Obvs I do not have an eye to see if it went too deep or will blur or whatever, but for Steph, that was about 1000x more tasteful than I'd have expected.

It's just so... generic. Staph is always going on about how unique and special she is, and yet she contracts someone else to design her tattoo? And she's happy with the recycled tumblr rune and boring botanical illustration? It doesn't look like a custom design at all. It looks like pinterest slop.

It's better than pulling flash off of the wall, but not by much.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

It's just so... generic. Staph is always going on about how unique and special she is, and yet she contracts someone else to design her tattoo? And she's happy with the recycled tumblr rune and boring botanical illustration? It doesn't look like a custom design at all. It looks like pinterest slop.

It's better than pulling flash off of the wall, but not by much.

Lol, maybe I've got the soft bigotry of low expectations when it comes to Steph. She could have done so much worse.

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

Hm. A literal pants-shitting retard, who is so woefully lacking in emotional resilience that she pretends she's gonna kill herself over shitposts on the internet and the government pays her to stay the fuck out of the workforce, is experimenting with illegally producing her own hallucinogens with questionable source material and instructions pulled off the first page of Google with no oversight whatsoever.
...
Well, if there are any potential concerns with this idea, I certainly can't think of any.

I hope nobody is getting their hopes up because Staph's most potentially hilarious ideas have all been resulting in disappointing wet farts lately. Maybe somebody is wrangling her behind the scenes more than we are aware, maybe she is just nowhere near as handicapped as she likes to claim, I suspect it's a bit of both. She's on an SSRI if I remember right, so even if she isn't just a retard who got sold some magic beans from an Etsy scammer and she somehow manages to produce usable shrooms, she probably won't experience much of anything besides her usual placebo nonsense and maybe nausea and GI distress. I'm calling it now that she will literally shit herself and do nothing.

DIY her testosterone therapy? Staph, please, fucking spare me lmao. I don't think she actually believes she won't be able to keep getting her juice straight from the retarded medical system and paid for by the even more retarded government. And that's really a shame, because I really want to see how it goes for her trying to order counterfeit pharmaceuticals over the internet that need to be smuggled into the country from overseas. The same dense fuck who can't go a week without waddling straight into some low effort pajeet scam or getting ripped off by the same crackhead for the fortieth time despite the fact that he hasn't changed tactics once. And how hard would she shit her pants in terror if she received a letter from customs notifying her that her illegal shit was confiscated and to knock it the fuck off?

Come on Staph, I'm bored. Do something retarded and make me laugh.

 

[Spangled Drongo]

The tattoo looks less bad than I'd anticipated, as I was thinking some vaguely furry inspired aesthetic. You know, that cheap faux manga style, some janky colours, bad figurative characters, etc.

She's said in the past that she doesn't like the typical furry art style with the big sparkly cartoony eyes and bright colours - if she does become a full fledged furfag rather than just hanging out with them on the internet I predict her going for shit in a similar style to that deer-man artwork she reposted not long ago. Realistic proportions for the faces, more detail, I'm also picturing something like the beast races from Elder Scrolls that doesn't look uwu-ified. Honestly even if she did get weirdly sexual with it, it's at least preferable to the crap that looks like it came straight out of a kid-friendly video game - there is something truly unsettling about childish looking characters in adult situations even if it's not explicit.

She also strikes me as the sort of person who'd unironically wear a Three Wolf Moon T-shirt - it fits right in with her fashion sense anyway. Go on Staph, embrace the meme, Loki would be proud, one of his sons (and Staph's soon to be stepkid!) is a literal wolf after all. Which better not convince her to get a dog - last thing she needs is another animal to neglect.

Her experimenting with magic mushrooms is just as funny. Growing fungi is just as finicky as growing orchids. She's gonna fuck it up immediately.

What I'd be most worried about is Siggy nibbling on a bit of shroom. That can't be good for a kitty.

 

[Chromeo]

What I'd be most worried about is Siggy nibbling on a bit of shroom. That can't be good for a kitty.

I know someone whose cat got into their blotter paper (LSD.) That cat saw God and was never right after that.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

She recently mentioned being part of a Discord group called 'Loki's Wyrdlings' which ran a 'Loki University' course (lol).

Screenshot to jog your memory here:

I assume that this webinar was part of that. I did a little digging.

Loki's Wyrdlings have a Tumblr:

Link to the blog Loki's Wyrdlings (archive). Staph's old blog emperorofnowhereland follows it. Her blogs are still on Tumblr, but inactive as far as I can tell. I also can't find any new blogs. As you can see, it's a trans-run community, because of course it is.

Loki's Wyrdlings posted this on their blog, which mentions a webinar held in December, so I imagine this was the thing Staph was part of:


The link to apply to attend led to their own Loki University website (archive).

There's a lot of information on there, with some areas locked behind membership. There are some upcoming courses available, such as the 'Lokean Compass Program' and the 'Clergy Program.'

This is their posted schedule for this month's 'Loki Fest.'

No mention of a Yarrow Brown in there, but she said she wasn't going to speak at it. However, she mentioned being part of a guided meditation, which I assume is the one led by Arielle Lokadottir.

On the website was an invite link to the Loki's Wyrdlings Discord server, which Staph has said she is a member of. Don't be a spastic and join it.

Anyway, some other Staph caps from today:

As usual, she chimes in even though she is not a lesbian trans woman. Now she is saying she is 'somewhat gay.' Not a viking faggot anymore, Staph? I think her mind is being addled by all the tits on Blue Sky that she comments on.


I don't know what her definition of 'try' is.


I can't wait to see what happens.


No1cur.


Taking some cuttings perhaps, but pulling up a whole plant?


So I guess we are due some nudes, then.

She posted her tattoo on TikTok:

In the comments:

 

[Vandy2]

No1cur

I thought he was a fascist Gyro? Your into fascists now? Not going against the Viking-To-Nazi pipe line huh?

 

[AfghanBlue]

2 comments! Staph is doing her version of numbers.
Maybe she'll get loads more tattoos now, the formula has been cracked!

 

[Arkin O'Brien]

What I'd be most worried about is Siggy nibbling on a bit of shroom. That can't be good for a kitty.

She got her parents to do the majority of her gardening for her in the past, so I'm hoping she's too retarded and inexperienced to get fungi to grow.

Same goes for the datura. She hasn't even considered poor Sig being around a datura plant, just thinking of herself as usual. Staph is such a selfish hog. May she continue to be bothered by crackheads.

and lol at her begging for compliments on her nudes. Even other blusky trannies think you're gross, Staph.

 

[it's pronounced gif]

"I used essential oils I know what I'm doing with deadly psychoactives" this is the classic white girl witch stuff I love

 

[Pee Your Pants]

Can any metalhead help her out?

You need to be more specific because a metal band with lead singer who wears a black hooded robe isn't narrowing it down.

 

[AfghanBlue]

She got her parents to do the majority of her gardening for her in the past, so I'm hoping she's too retarded and inexperienced to get fungi to grow.

Same goes for the datura. She hasn't even considered poor Sig being around a datura plant, just thinking of herself as usual. Staph is such a selfish hog. May she continue to be bothered by crackheads.

and lol at her begging for compliments on her nudes. Even other blusky trannies think you're gross, Staph.

I remember my mate grew a strong batch of some Mexican kind of mushrooms when we were teenagers, in a plastic bag on top of his bedroom wardrobe.

They were good (and much better than eating the liberty caps that grow in the UK cos they taste gross and very often enough give you a bad stomach, one way or another)

So I think she's got a fair chance of managing them. I think she will be so used to taking her nothing-tinctures that she might end up on rather an unexpectedly actual real trip, though.

The cat is the worry but hopefully she'll be not dumb enough to have the forethought to keep them somewhere safe.
Mushrooms can be shoved and hidden lots of places but datura, idk about it or if it needs an amount of light which limits where she can put it and puts the cat at more risk.

Hopefully it smells foul enough to make avoiding it the cats decision rather than unreliable Staph's, but the fact that Siggy seems to be one of those cats who eats random non-usual-of-cat-interest food, bodes rather more worryingly. They are, generally, inordinately curious about herbal type plants, too


It is actually shocking that she wants more eyes and kind words on her "nudes" and thinks they are good.
They have all the sex appeal of medical evidence but with even less lighting and composition quality.

 

[Spangled Drongo]

Funny how the other commenter calls Loki they/them, since most kweer Viking types do consider him non binary, but since we all know Staph is a straight woman with vanilla tastes underneath all the gender/sexuality/intersex labels, she wants the current imaginary boyfriend to be a regular old male, he/him, giant godly penis. You'd think she'd talk more about Loki's shapeshifting abilities and how they totally had hot astral lesbian sex with him in female form, or weird furry kink shit, but nope, she only wants the divine D.

Can any metalhead help her out?
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You need to be more specific because a metal band with lead singer who wears a black hooded robe isn't narrowing it down.

Whoever it is, they're probably not very heavy at all knowing Staph's tastes. So that rules out any subgenre where the lyrics are screamed/growled (hell, she probably calls it screamo like every other normie millennial which is what she is at heart). She makes herself out to be the edgiest edgelord when we know she won't go any heavier than Rammstein.

 

[Poonocchio]

Also:

Uh oh!

Oh no, potential "scat kink unlocked" arc from playing around in parking lot animal shit to grow her shrooms?

Can any metalhead help her out?
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You need to be more specific because a metal band with lead singer who wears a black hooded robe isn't narrowing it down.

Is she talking about Sleep Token? Because they are definitely not emo lol. They have suddenly skyrocketed faster than any other modern band I can think of so it would make sense if it's Staph talking about them.

 

[JaneThough]

I remember my mate grew a strong batch of some Mexican kind of mushrooms when we were teenagers, in a plastic bag on top of his bedroom wardrobe.

They were good (and much better than eating the liberty caps that grow in the UK cos they taste gross and very often enough give you a bad stomach, one way or another)

So I think she's got a fair chance of managing them. I think she will be so used to taking her nothing-tinctures that she might end up on rather an unexpectedly actual real trip, though.

The cat is the worry but hopefully she'll be not dumb enough to have the forethought to keep them somewhere safe.
Mushrooms can be shoved and hidden lots of places but datura, idk about it or if it needs an amount of light which limits where she can put it and puts the cat at more risk.

Hopefully it smells foul enough to make avoiding it the cats decision rather than unreliable Staph's, but the fact that Siggy seems to be one of those cats who eats random non-usual-of-cat-interest food, bodes rather more worryingly. They are, generally, inordinately curious about herbal type plants, too


It is actually shocking that she wants more eyes and kind words on her "nudes" and thinks they are good.
They have all the sex appeal of medical evidence but with even less lighting and composition quality.

Let’s be real, she probably thinks she trips on portobellos.

 

[Struggle Cakes]

"I used essential oils I know what I'm doing with deadly psychoactives" this is the classic white girl witch stuff I love

She claims to be doing all this research, but it never seems to occur to her that the "tinctures" she buys from etsy are so watered down that it's like eating poppy seeds and claiming you're familiar with opioids. The fact this stuff can be sent via postal mail with zero subterfuge should be indication enough that the tinctures are toothless.

I know she thinks we all want to see her suffer and die, but Jesus christ can you imagine this woman in the middle of psychosis? A bad experience with datura isn't a funny story you tell your friends after the fact, it's hellish and potentially trauma inducing (and Steph, before you start rubbing your hairy paws together at the thought of accumulating more trauma points for online clout, self-induced psychosis is completely retarded and no one will feel bad for you, especially since you've been given multiple warnings). Just smoke pot like a normal disabled bisexual bxy queer trans tumblr addict.

 

[AfghanBlue]

I know she thinks we all want to see her suffer and die, but Jesus christ can you imagine this woman in the middle of psychosis? A bad experience with datura isn't a funny story you tell your friends after the fact, it's hellish and potentially trauma inducing (and Steph, before you start rubbing your hairy paws together at the thought of accumulating more trauma points for online clout, self-induced psychosis is completely retarded and no one will feel bad for you, especially since you've been given multiple warnings). Just smoke pot like a normal disabled bisexual bxy queer trans tumblr addict.

Yep. And of she thinks doctors and mental health people haven't been sympathetic /taken her seriously enough before, just wait to see how low their attitude can get when you turn up for anything to do with drugs.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

So I guess we are due some nudes, then.

God damn it...

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[Aunt Carol]

we all know Staph is a straight woman with vanilla tastes underneath all the gender/sexuality/intersex labels, she wants the current imaginary boyfriend to be a regular old male, he/him, giant godly penis. You'd think she'd talk more about Loki's shapeshifting abilities and how they totally had hot astral lesbian sex with him in female form, or weird furry kink shit, but nope, she only wants the divine D.

It's funny for several reasons:

• she's worshiping and channeling a god so she's supposed to be, like, following his lead here
• said god has been known to manifest an entire functioning female horse reproductive tract, all for the bit
• some days Stephanie claims to have been born with no vagina, some days the opposite, so the shapeshifting genderfluid thing would really track and they could have complicated sex fanfic where they swap midway through
• she's not actually having sex with anything, just bragging about imaginary friends, so there's even less effort needed than being a MySpace bisexual--but her fantasies are all just being a pillow princess for a dude with a penis

A bad experience with datura

I think she's claiming that she has to grow the datura just so she can duck out of actually taking it. You can easily buy datura flowers, seed pods, seeds in bulk enough to trip on it on normie websites--it's not regulated or anything. Morning glory seeds from professional companies ship with a coating you have to soak off in order to misuse them; anyone selling datura is just a rando with jimsonweed in the yard who'll put it in an envelope for you. Stephanie wants the extra step to buy time and get out of it.

It's a good thing Stephanie's a white supremacist, or else the ghost of Malcolm X would have told her about nutmeg by now.