Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Rick is such an insufferable fat bitch that I find myself thinking about renting the hovel just so I can leave an upper decker.
You are not alone.

Elons also shit at Quake.
I kicked his ass at Twister after dinner last year.

avoid mess arrests
I've never been arrested going into a bar.

In hell, he would be one of those fat, small demons with an arse for a face.
He didn't have to wait to be in hell.
 
but Rick is such an insufferable fat bitch
Not fat by any medical standard, child.
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Has anyone actually read any of his books? I'm curious how bad they are, but I don't want to give the pig any money.
@OtherLastTrainHome's reading of "The Ark" comes to mind. Starts with this post. I think he read "Starship Repo" at some point too.

There have been several attempts in this thread over the years. Naturally, everyone was very merciful and kept their reviews off of Goodreads.
 
Has anyone actually read any of his books? I'm curious how bad they are, but I don't want to give the pig any money.
You have been told many countless times to check the prior pages for book reviews. While I am more than willing to spoon-feed you your teeth I am unwilling to spoon-feed you book reviews, child. Continuing to remain ignorant and refusing to go through the highlights constitutes felony level laziness crimes. I will be forwarding evidence of your continued crimes to the authorities who will bring even more charges against you. This is why your life is already over, atalker. Enjoy prison.

(I'm still working on my pat posting skills, please bear with me child)
 
Has anyone actually read any of his books? I'm curious how bad they are, but I don't want to give the pig any money.
Yes, with the help of this thread I’ve read four of them now. They aren’t good but the deeper into Patrick lore you get the funnier they are. He can’t hide his smug, superior smirk as he drops a pithy sentence on the reader. You can picture him tapping his temple and saying, “that’s an allusion child.” Really he meant a simile but don’t try to correct him.
 
I'm trying to remember how many books total he has sold, Boston Brand posted the numbers a while ago, but I don't think it was over 4000 total.
I'm not holding my breath, but it would be funny. I have no expectation of ever seeing on, given his low sales numbers and the population density of where I'm at. It's fun y that I've seen Marrion Zimmer Bradley books but not his. For all her wrongdoing, at least she could write.
 
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