Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v 2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

I think it's mostly lost the sodomy connotation at least in common use
I might be revealing that I'm actually retarded and didn't know it, but I always assumed sod was saying sod (dirt with grass growing it type sod). Calling someone "lowly dirt" makes sense in the same way that a lot of Arabs associate shoes with being lowly/unclean/undesirable. IDK, it makes sense to me.
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I might be revealing that I'm actually retarded and didn't know it, but I always assumed sod was saying sod (dirt with grass growing it type sod). Calling someone "lowly dirt" makes sense in the same way that a lot of Arabs associate shoes with being lowly/unclean/undesirable. IDK, it makes sense to me.
Looking at the way it's been used I think at least some of the uses of it were in fact meaning exactly that. The uses to mean sodomy specifically seem to have started in the early 19th Century.
 
I might be revealing that I'm actually retarded and didn't know it, but I always assumed sod was saying sod (dirt with grass growing it type sod). Calling someone "lowly dirt" makes sense in the same way that a lot of Arabs associate shoes with being lowly/unclean/undesirable. IDK, it makes sense to me.
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Pat is generally greatly haram.
Obviously he is a pig, so that alone makes him unclean.
He is also a drunkard and implied that hetero men like him suck dick and enjoy anal.

Most religions would classify him as immoral though. Wrathful, prideful, filthy, belligerent, lazy, gluttonous, "into things", vengeful and cowardly.

He got a pretty clean sweep of sins, but he is too pathetic to be called evil.
In hell, he would be one of those fat, small demons with an arse for a face.
 
This is one of those "this image sums up the last 6 years perfectly" posts:


Infinite Childing Loop

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Jeeeeeesus Christ. Just... wow.
What a life!

Also, interesting to imagine there are yet potentially thousands of hilarious things about Pat's past we have yet to uncover!

I mean, I'm no newbie to Patposting, but the male stripper in the top right corner is a first to me. And I'm guessing the blurry pic in the top left is one of Leiah's pussy + umbilical monster hernia (aka "we have Kuato at home") + gorgeous hair combo?
 
In light of the upcoming Christmas season, I present a ditty I adapted from this classic, a popular adaptation of Bing Crosby's Mele Kalikimaka. Sing along if you know the words.

♫ ~ "Enjoy prison, stalker child" is a thing to say, ~ ♫
♫ ~ On a drunk Milwaukee Christmas day ~ ♫
♫ ~ That's the Kiwi greeting that we send to you, ~ ♫
♫ ~ From the land where Quasi's paid! ~ ♫

♫ ~ Soon you know Pat's twitter will be blank and bright ~ ♫
♫ ~ The Pests all blocked by day and in prison by night ~ ♫
♫ ~ "Enjoy prison, stalker child" is a wise way ~ ♫
♫ ~ To say "I have no life", to you! ~ ♫

Season's Sneedings, everyone.
>a ditty I adapted
Motley Poo made this a year ago
 
Rick is such an insufferable fat bitch that I find myself thinking about renting the hovel just so I can leave an upper decker.
You are not alone.

Elons also shit at Quake.
I kicked his ass at Twister after dinner last year.

avoid mess arrests
I've never been arrested going into a bar.

In hell, he would be one of those fat, small demons with an arse for a face.
He didn't have to wait to be in hell.
 
Has anyone actually read any of his books? I'm curious how bad they are, but I don't want to give the pig any money.
@OtherLastTrainHome's reading of "The Ark" comes to mind. Starts with this post. I think he read "Starship Repo" at some point too.

There have been several attempts in this thread over the years. Naturally, everyone was very merciful and kept their reviews off of Goodreads.
 
Has anyone actually read any of his books? I'm curious how bad they are, but I don't want to give the pig any money.
You have been told many countless times to check the prior pages for book reviews. While I am more than willing to spoon-feed you your teeth I am unwilling to spoon-feed you book reviews, child. Continuing to remain ignorant and refusing to go through the highlights constitutes felony level laziness crimes. I will be forwarding evidence of your continued crimes to the authorities who will bring even more charges against you. This is why your life is already over, atalker. Enjoy prison.

(I'm still working on my pat posting skills, please bear with me child)
 
Has anyone actually read any of his books? I'm curious how bad they are, but I don't want to give the pig any money.
Yes, with the help of this thread I’ve read four of them now. They aren’t good but the deeper into Patrick lore you get the funnier they are. He can’t hide his smug, superior smirk as he drops a pithy sentence on the reader. You can picture him tapping his temple and saying, “that’s an allusion child.” Really he meant a simile but don’t try to correct him.
 
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