Careercow Alyssa Mercante / beerandfeminism / kombitchaTEArex / High Heeled Gamer / hayy GIRL hayy / uhLyssa15 - From failed sex worker to failed clickbait journalist. A far-left racist narcissistic abusive smug feminazi. Stalks her targets and their families, DEI & SBI activist, alcoholic junkie, threatens gamers & YouTubers to public fights and then lawsuits.

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Alyssa lusts after powerful high-status males, and is endlessly frustrated she cannot acquire more than a standard-issue soyman
Yeah imagine her frustration everytime she hits the gym and chad thundercock looks past her to power pose in the mirror. Patrick in particular had pretty scrawny arms and seemed malnourished so it's pretty funny how she openly settles for twinks while desiring ANY problematic dude with a six pack
 
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First paywalled post has gone into the new "games" collection (archive) adorned with another look at meeeeee pfp.

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This shit grinds my gears, the sudden flood of "X thing is good/bad, actually" posts, in that exact format. it's condescending and dripping with bullshit to the point that you know it's a self serving like based on nothing but the writer's own ego and inability to allow themselves to think someone else may be right about something.
 
She's trying to hit on Luigi Mangione while posting images of herself (and her new boyfriend) at the Cannoli King.
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The quotes are funny after she wants to "punch nazis" at this new Indiana Jones game.
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Meanwhile I doubt her stream got 1/100th of the views her tweet got. Though her tweet did get more viewers than people who bought the game.
 
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Alyssa alogs: We feastin'
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I wonder what these soyboys are trying to attempt by growing beards and mustaches (usually signs of masculinity) when just by their looks alone you can know for a fact they get more dick up their asses than a porn star's cunt in her prime.
It's always that they try to wear facial hair while also wearing shit like manbuns, enormous glasses meant to make them look unique, faux flannel (bonus points for the sandals combo), and anything like that. The fake lumberjack look, you've seen it before, the sort of people who shop at REI and live in Seattle wear it.
 
It's always that they try to wear facial hair while also wearing shit like manbuns, enormous glasses meant to make them look unique, faux flannel (bonus points for the sandals combo), and anything like that. The fake lumberjack look, you've seen it before, the sort of people who shop at REI and live in Seattle wear it.
The old "lumbersexual" fad.
 
Chris Cruz of Rolling Stone, along with her simps, cheering from their cuck chairs for another Rolling Stone article written by Alyssa Mercante. This time over Luigi Mangione playing Among Us. And what the hell is gamersplaining?
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One of her simps she retweeted seems to be going after Hypnotic and Smash JT over Grummz.
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And her usual selfies of herself and her new boyfriend.
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Might as well throw some memes on the way.
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EDIT: Sounds like Daniel Spielberger is getting criticized over Alyssa Mercante, calling his replies "trolls". Typical.
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Possible lolcow crossover with Taylor Lorenz after she was in Daniel Spielberger's podcast The Study Hall (and on Spotify too)
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And this is Daniel Spielberger. It's always the beta males like Daniel Spielberger! ALWAYS with the soy-bearded soy-faced soy-queefing soyboy beta males with beta cuckold energy, like Daniel Spielberger.
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Lmao dude looks like opening a bag of chips would tire him out.
 
Lmao her boyfriend looks like a huge faggot haha nice PURSE queer

One of her simps she retweeted seems to be going after Hypnotic and Smash JT over Grummz.
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I love this obsession with grummz crowdfunded game because it's the daily diatribe of people completely obsessed with him. No one gives a fuck about that besides people who hate him on a very unhealthy level

Umm @smashJT @hypotic can you stop shitting on the games I shill for and address my one sided and completely irrelevant grievances? (which I have for all of you?)

These people are so weak why do you need these minor youtubers (who you hate) to ankle bite grummz? It's because no one gives a fuck what you say about it. You even cry that they won't cover it and that you would dragged through the mud if the shoe was on the other foot (because you're garbage and hostile parasites ) it's funny this doesn't apply to their blogs and news sites but these gamergate YouTubers have to hold up the image of "just the facts ma'am" a super objective 1930 fedora wearing journalist ?


Why don't you start a youtube channel and cover It? Oh because no one would watch it lol. We're in this to see your friends made unemployed and driven before us. I think most GGrs and his fans would rather he give commentary than be stuck on a crowdfunded project that transvestites keep hate spamming the internet over.
 
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To be fair, grummz last game he worked on didn't go quite well despite it being alright to play. Firefall couldn't last a year if I recall. It really showed that just because you were a Blizzard employee not everything you touch turns to gold, but at least he makes games unlike "Thor" of Pirate Software who just takes years to release a flash game and gave people their coffee.
 
This is not a drill. Alyssa Mercante has officially filed a 54-page lawsuit against Smash JT. His address is also posted on page 7, putting him and his family in danger from criminal simps like Dave Rivera. If you go to page 26, Kiwi Farms is mentioned and blaming it on Smash JT.
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The lawyer is that same hack Lane A. Haygood, while the other two are Don McGowan and J. Remy Green.
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