DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[snort inquisition]

i can't listen to his annoying voice anymore so i only know what happens based on what i read here, i hope he keeps getting no money at all for like 2 months but he always gets a shitload on christmas no matter what unfortunately

 

[shekelshoah666]

Met the goal and ran away.

No golden shower. No felting of the trolls. PoE2 still a potential wage quit, since the whale mary tips don't count for the game.

Call me crazy, but I think the last second swell of support is fake.

Duno if it's fake but it's getting pretty grim for DSP. Constant OT and threatening to wage quit every game. These streams have been rough to watch.

The actual fans of DSP hate his content so much the chat is always negative now.

 

[Burl McMillan]

Call me crazy, but I think the last second swell of support is fake.

I think it's real but god I sure hope the whales figured out they're so close to making Phil their personal dancing monkey with all the OT he's being forced to do to save the streak lately.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

He has gone absolutely insane with the RGB lighting. Just fucking look at this epilepsy-inducing fire hazard:

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Like with basically everything he does, moderation isn't an option. He just has to run it into the ground by completely going overboard with it.

Made fun of streamers for years for having colored lights on their streams but now he has the most obnoxious ones of any I have seen classic DSP

 

[EmpGulcasa]

Even a chimp brain would realize the common factor between the half dozen games he says nobody is contributing for is him. Surely even an idiot like him would have to see the problem is he's not entertaining and he's incredibly unlikeable, not the games.

 

[Crooked 16th]

Why would he even attempt to play POE 2 the skill tree alone would take up one stream for him

 

[DeeTracktor]

Made fun of streamers for years for having colored lights on their streams but now he has the most obnoxious ones of any I have seen classic DSP

And he has been dying his hair for years, even if it isnt blue.

 

[Arpharp8976Fire]

Dire times for Phil he's doing a 20 minute stall to hit the goal EVERY stream now

 

[Organized Derailment]

I wonder how his ego is taking the 180 degree turn from the casino. I know he fronts like its all jokes but you just know he feels betrayed. Once they go full mask off, he'll milk it for sympathy. Something to the extent of nobody ever gives me a shot. Nothing I could do.

 

[Cardinal Cardinal]

Why would he leave his stream to 'check in with' Kat or whatever if he's only going to continue to stream for probably less than an hour? Is this necessary?

To do a whale call or waste time so he doesnt have to play the game more. I really doubt he even talks to Kat if she actually is coming home. More than likely he silently passes her on the way to the refrigerator with his head down doing autistic throat clears.

 

[lupinthethird]

Met the goal and ran away.

No golden shower. No felting of the trolls. PoE2 still a potential wage quit, since the whale mary tips don't count for the game.

Call me crazy, but I think the last second swell of support is fake.

Seemed stalled out pretty hard at $40/$150
Makes ya wonder

 

[Iron Hamster]

I just realized today that in 1999, a film was made that prophecised his marriage:

“The router is okay now…..well, might as well get a new one”
Lmao pay up piggies

He can swap it for a new one with Xfinity for free.

 

[RougeRed]

Why would he leave his stream to 'check in with' Kat or whatever if he's only going to continue to stream for probably less than an hour? Is this necessary?

Anything he can do to spend even just a few minutes less "working" he will do. That's the entire point of his stream these days.

 

[San Dimas High School]

I just realized today that in 1999, a film was made that prophecised his marriage:

I only got to see DSP freaking out that his momwife was 15 minutes late home from work, I didn't get to see the exciting conclusion. He said if she didn't show up in 45 minutes he would have to "start making calls". Like what in the holy fuck is that all about? She can't do whatever she wants for an hour?

 

[DarkFuhDillz]

Joon better do the rug pull on this faggot for how he bullshitted and prestreamed during his “interview”

 

[Shocked and Horrified]

the exciting conclusion

Phail couldn't be bothered to get off his ass. Overtime begging was ultimately more important.

Not allowing Khet to go out with friends, not even allowing her out of Snort Korea to go get his food "rewards," and not having her exercise bike repaired are all examples of Phail's abusive behavior imo. He controls the food brought into the house, when she can leave, and where she can go. He doesn't love her, he just doesn't want to be left again.

 

[00R-Gundam]

Dsp playing PoE2 wasnt on my bingo card but here we are. I gave PoE1 a try back in the day and it is a punishing game if you dont build correctly. Dsp is too lazy to even look up guides or god forbid, experiment. He will wagequit PoE2. Mind you the game aint made for people like Dsp that are lazy as fuck and just wanna zoom through everything even if it means facetanking stuff.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

I just realized today that in 1999, a film was made that prophecised his marriage:

He can swap it for a new one with Xfinity for free.

That would require doing something himself. Easier to have his dents pay for one off of Amazon.

 

[Kagome Higurashi]

The way he treats Khet is fucking insane. First he uses her cooking as a leverage "Guys I really want popeyes but looks like I'm eating my wife's slop instead, sigh." Than today, when she doesn't come home on time he's having a panic attack but it's not because he's worried about her well-being, he simply wants his dinner made. Are we even sure Khet is still with him?

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Oh brother another daily troubleshooting segment with this retard