Trainwreck Pixyteri / Sarah Guilbeaux / Ashton Winters - Glorious Nippon Cosplayer and Stomach Penis Pooner, she's peein' and poopin' the bed, mother is equally crazy

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He checked the time on his cellphone and felt his groin. It was….different. Like a real flesh meat.

Real flesh meat. :lol:

It's like some badly translated hentai game. You mean to tell me there wasn't a better way to convey that the stomach penis cometh? The word diarrhea that makes up these fanfics is unbelievable. It's unreal reading this stuff. And she took it right out of the KH universe and into Victoria. Where Vanitas has to deal with high gas prices, tire damage and his mean 'ol dad. It couldn't be any more pathetic if it was AU high school.

you taste so good master

She just met this guy and already she's calling him "master"? Does Kairi know that Vanitas is cheating on her with Aqua? Even when Pixy's a KH character she's still a slut. But I guess it's different because she's a real man. I guess Vanitas' stomach penis grew in. And this is the second time she's written about a "hairy penis". Is she just poorly conveying that Vanitas has a pubic jungle right out of 70s porn? Because in the back of my mind I was thinking "What if it's a rotdog carved from Pixy's gorilla legs?" 🤮

She's depressed about not having a Christmas tree. And someone (rape ghost?) is calling her "Ew". Her response of "I'm not ew!!" makes her sound like a toddler. Why would you post that publicly? I know she cray. But still...

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UGHHHH! UNF! Why does she post like this? She sounds like a child. She's upset about her double chin. I read some post where she says she's up to 184. Why yes, Ashton. There is something you can do about your double chin. Stop gorging on fast food, get off your ass and get some exercise.

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50 billion hours in MSpaint before I had any coffee.

UGHHHH! UNF! Why does she post like this? She sounds like a child. She's upset about her double chin. I read some post where she says she's up to 184. Why yes, Ashton. There is something you can do about your double chin. Stop gorging on fast food, get off your ass and get some exercise.

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I'm surprised that she can even see the double chin under her normal chin. That's impressive.
 
Vanitas rolled out of bed after a night of restless slumbers. Truly he had been haunted by ghosts ever since he was passed around town by Mickey, Donald, Goofy, Sora... the list goes on. But no matter - now it was 2:00 PM, and he was an urgent man with urgent things to do. Adjusting his flesh meat, he hopped into his cream Ford Explorer. Though oblivion called for him as always, his hunger could not be ignored. So, what poison today? Bob's Big Boy? Sichuan Garden? Ahhh, Whataburger. My old nemesis. We meet again.
Behind the counter was a poster of a cat hanging from a branch that said "Hang In There Baby", some bagged orders waiting to be picked up by Doordash, and an enormous pair of breasts attached to a blue-haired girl working the register. She noticed Vanitas' hot eyes searching the scene.
"Hey there Vani-sama, are you here to hang in there baby, or do you want to hang in there with me?"
 
>Vanitas hopped in his cream explorer suv

I wonder if "cream" is just the color of the Ford Explorer SUV, or if "cream explorer suv" has nothing to do with Ford and is actually PT's version of the Scooby Doo "Mystery Machine"? Only instead of looking for mysteries, her character is exploring for cream?
But like a lot of budding writers she feels that it's necessary to talk about the color of things. I don't know what it is but it's endemic to the whole thing. They'll spend time talking about what they're wearing, the colors, the color of the car or the upholstery when it adds nothing to the story.

It's just that's her SUV, or one that she wants, and so needs to include it as it's obviously a self-insert.

"real flesh meat"
That is possibly the worst description I have ever heard. There's dozens of ways she could have stated that but "real flesh meat"?

It doesn't even make sense in context.
 
That is possibly the worst description I have ever heard. There's dozens of ways she could have stated that but "real flesh meat"?

It doesn't even make sense in context.
I think it's because in the fic, "Vanitas" has an intersex condition, and then a real wang suddenly appears in his pants for the sex scene (as opposed to the internal ghost wang)
 
Jesus Christ, she's worse than Chris Chan at this point with her writing. I couldn't read this Discount Tire one all the way through like the drunk spaghetti hookup one because there's so much unnecessary bullshit to parse through. Why do we need to know the make, model and color of Vanitas' SUV? Why not tell us the year and license plate number too? Why does this (wo)manchild have a whole ass SUV in the first place and not a shitbox sedan? This makes me want the Guilbeauxs to kick their lazy tard daughter out even more because if they gave her the title to a car that big, she could easily live in it. It's not like she showers, and she's used to peeing and pooping everywhere except the toilet, so she she'll be set for life out in the open road.

It adds yet another layer of sadness that someone as deep in her delusions and daydreams isn't imaginative enough to write actual fiction anymore. Before she was a little more subtle in projecting herself onto whatever JRPG boy she's currently skinwalking, and the character still inhabited the world of whatever game they're from. But now she's just writing autistically specific autobiographies and the only fictional parts of these stories are the names, the fact that Ashtonas is in college (lol), and having someone to have sex with. Also having a dick that materializes whenever there's a hot girl around. She can't even come up with more romantic or exciting settings for these characters to meet'n'fuck anymore. Now they're trapped in the suburban hellhole of Victoria, TX. Can't wait for the Whataburger orgy where Ashtonas drowns in Kingdom Hearts pussy in front of all the other customers, or the glory hole in the public library bathroom during the craft fair where Ashtonas tries to sell her/his shit paintings.
 
Goes to fucking IHOP, "Why do I have a double chin? Why do I get misgendered? I am a man!"
It's because everybody sees middle aged dyke and not man.

And seriously IHOP? Does Pixy eat real food or just carbs, fat and the occasional bit of protein?

She's taken so many antibiotics that they may not work any more. I don't even what to think about how she gets thrush on her tongue.
They work but she's killed all the good bacteria in her body as well. Might account for her tummy hurting all the time.

Thrush however is fungal. Antibiotics don't do shit against that. But this just creates more problems as it's a form of Candidiasis which can be nasty if it goes any further down and takes over her GI tract. Then more anti-fungals and in extreme cases she needs to go in and get her insides scrubbed out. And that also means she's susceptible to it in the future meaning she can't eat sugar anymore.
 
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Goes to fucking IHOP, "Why do I have a double chin? Why do I get misgendered? I am a man!"

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She's taken so many antibiotics that they may not work any more. I don't even what to think about how she gets thrush on her tongue.

It could also be the inhalers. You are supposed to rinse your mouth with water after using them. There's a risk of oral inflammation and thrush. Especially with any inhaler that contains corticosteroids. I guarantee she is not doing this. After all, she didn't even know she should drink more water for a UTI. Do you think she reads the instructions on the inhaler packaging?

If she's taking a powdered inhaler like Breo, it's easy to accidentally get some powder on your tongue. Not rinsing means you've got that stuff on your tongue irritating it. She should go watch some inhaler videos and learn what not to do. I'm sure that her mouth being irritated by inhalers is also exacerbated by all the Coke acid and Whataburger salt she's also inhaling on a daily basis.

I'm also wondering if she's using the inhalers more than prescribed because "owwies". Albuterol has lots of side effects. Headaches among them. It can also make you shake and have chills or feel like a rush of caffeine. It's not a rescue inhaler. You don't use it every time you cough. If she does have a rescue inhaler I can see her using it every time she feels a little tickle in her throat. And probably washing it down with a big 'ol bottle of acidic Coca Cola.

More "Wahhh I'm old" cosplay whining:

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I couldn't find said Chibi Moon granny. But she's probably just an old lady having fun and not some crazy woman skinwalking anime characters and writing freaky self insert fanfiction about them whining over mean dads and whipping out real flesh meat at the tire store.

Once again with that "characters I didn't like" thing. Some of those cosplays might have been the idea of her scumbag fuckboys. I think Rainbow Mika was. But she was pretty obsessed with Shampoo, Yuna, Tifa and Rukia for a long ass time. I don't think her searing hatred of cute Asian Yuna cosplayers was manufactured by some guy with a fetish. Same with her "I wish all the idols in Japan would suffer" line. She was just plain jelly that they were cuter and thinner and got more attention. When it finally became clear she would never be like them she switched gears. It's the same cringe but with the genders flipped.

Looks like a Vanitas photoshoot is incoming. And once she loses that holiday weight she's gonna do one with Gerudo Link. But why even bother? She'll still be fat and it will sill look terrible.
 
I don't know a lot about Kingdom Hearts, but I'm certain everyone in her fics is out of character. She should have just created original characters.
i would actually be surprised if she actually knows the actual behaviors of any of the characters she writes about. with kingdom hearts i think she just jams in her beliefs over the characters. so characters like roxas or vanitas just represent the totally real man that she is on the inside.
Now that I think about it, wouldn't a stomach penis be destroyed by stomach acid?
if its inside her stomach is she feeding it junk food to try and make it big and strong?
 
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Now that I think about it, wouldn't a stomach penis be destroyed by stomach acid?
We've sourced the pain. But can stomach acid burn up an internal penis... or eat holes in the stomach until the indestructible internal penis reaches her dusty and diseased uterus? Does she ejaculate every time she writes a smut story? HAS SHE RAPED AND HARMED... HERSELF?
 
i would actually be surprised if she actually knows the actual behaviors of any of the characters she writes about. with kingdom hearts i think she just jams in her beliefs over the characters. so characters like roxas or vanitas just represent the totally real man that she is on the inside.

Self insert trash for sure. A lot of bad fanfic writers do out of character. Either that or they will pick one trait and stretch it out until it's ridiculous. Stuff like this can work if you are a decent writer or so bad you somehow become awesome. But Pixy is not. So her bad OOC fics are unsalvageable. I'd giver her some merit points if it was like The Room of fanfiction. But it's not.

As of the 21st of November she was still writing aged up rape fics. This date matches her Vanitas/Aqua real flesh meat tire repair. So maybe she's still confused and not sure if she's looking for her Riku or her Kairi while slutting around with Aqua.

Primitive Sorrow appears to be about Vanitas and his stomach penis. Trying to read it gave me brain damage. But there's a bunch of "it's poking in my stomach" nonsense in there.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/60744094

Summary:​


No idea where I’m going with this; writing from my emotions and questioning. Xehanort releases Vanitas’ darkness after the boy was attacked by his own unversed. Sexual themes but no sex. Read it as of legal age so I don’t get in trouble.

There was something wrong. Very wrong. Vanitas stumbled to and fro in the dusty, gritty wasteland. His home, the mountainous graveyard of tears and sorrows. The sky was a deep purple with Kingdom Hearts shining above, an omen, yet good for his Master Xehanort. Yet Vanitas wanted freedom. He yearned to escape from this misery. His body did not feel barren or empty any longer. Not in the slightest. Vanitas groaned as he felt his body rage and swell with fire and desire. As he walked he felt a strange fullness within his belly. An ache. The sandy wind blew against his deep blue hair, spiked grandly in gel. The sky reflected off his hair and gave it a very attractive violet sheen. He wore his red and black muscle suit with the belts buckled tight against him, protecting him from intrusion. From an unwanted invasion. The raw grit got all over his red and violet, jagged hip skirt, making it filthy, just like him. He might pretend all he wanted to be pure. To be light. To be one with “Ventus”. But he knew in his mind, that wasn’t his true nature. Not in the least. The ache rose. It was not going away. It throbbed and pulsed within him, like blood welling up around an internal member. Waiting to be pushed out.

It was so close he could feel it: his cock head yearning to be pulled from his hairy mound. How many times had he jizzed in these last few nights? But never from fantasies from his Master. Indeed no. His fantasies involved women. Him dominating and using them cruelly; sadistically, getting his passion out with them. But why? Why was this making him feel so startling good; a dizzy sexual lust. Vanitas’ body suit sort of glowed in a red flare, like an erupted volcano. It was responding to his body, flaring, pulsating. Why did this happen to him? Why now? His neck strained in confusion as his neck turned this way and that in paranoia. Suddenly his jaw clenched and his head was stabilized with a metallic neck piece. Vanitas blinked his golden eyes, sitting against a brown, jutted boulder. Xehanort would never find him here. He would hide. Hide away, like in hide and seek, never wanting to be found. The sky began to drop a misting rain, causing a haze around the keyblade graveyard. Vanitas sighed out, hugging his chest, not understanding why his body was formed this way. Why would he have these…things……on his chest? It didn’t make sense to him at all and he despised it.

Scurrying, rustling sounds surrounded him on the boulder. Unversed, of course. Weren’t they tired of being created from his sadness? His molestation? His unfortunate existence of darkness? “Go away. This is a warning. I will be free of your grasp and finally be the master of my own existence!!!!!”, Vanitas screamed in his high-pitched, manly yet feminine voice. His usually strong and powerful orbs welled up in golden tears. He could feel their claws on him. Their insistence, their need. The unversed danced in unison, cackling in deep purples and pinks. “Your Master will never grant you freedom, foolish one. Give up while you still can!!!!!”, they said and surrounded him entirely in a black, shadowy ooze. Vanitas hated it. He could smell, oh he could smell his desire seeping out from him in black, blobby strands. A purple unversed grew in height and raked its claws against Vanitas’ neck. They all laughed and began to claw at him, literally ripping his costume, leaving bits and pieces of it hanging on him. Exposing his pale belly. Leaving gapes in the thighs of his costume. Vanitas sobbed out, laughing in his desperation, longing for freedom, for friends, for love.

Yet all he got was more hatred, bullying, pain. He pushed the unversed away from him, as they gripped his blue hair, crawling around and biting. “NO MORE!!!!!!!”, he screamed. No more would he submit under pressure. In the distance, thick boots clapped against the pavement and there was a snapping sound. Xehanort. No. No no no no nooooooo!!!!! Vanitas wailed out, biting his lips, almost drawing blood. The unversed all ran away in fear of Xehanort, who brandished his gazing eye momentarily before it vanishing in sight. “There you are my boy where did you run off to. You know you can’t escape. What happened to your suit???”, he questioned angrily, scratching his bald head. Vanitas wanted to run. Far away. To a place where nobody ever knew him. “Nothing. Master. I’m….no longer empty if you must know. Whose fault is this!!!!!!!!”, Vanitas glared and started to sob, covering his chest instinctually. Unfortunately, Xehanort moved closer and began to stroke all over Vanitas’ body. Maybe showing pity of some sort. Though he was usually cruel and sadistic, he couldn’t abandon the boy.

“Hmmm you really need to get out of your clothing. You’ll be fine. It’s time. You’ll be allowed to finally be yourself. Your true self. I think you’ve been a vessel long enough, don’t you think?”, Xehanort said as he moved in, noticing how hot Vanitas’ pale skin was. “It’s the least I can do. Let us away. If we are to reclaim what is ours, you must indeed be more. And you are. It won’t hurt.”, the cruel, taller master said. He chanted a spell under his dark breath, the furry grey hair on this chin wiggling. And they were teleported to a small bedroom in Schala Ad Caelum. How did Xehanort know of all these nooks and crannies? Vanitas couldn’t help but be impressed with his superior; but annoyed. He wanted away!!!!!!!! Xehanort sat against the bed, running his hand along the teal-blue wall. “You’re troubled. What is it that you really want?? Get undressed. You can’t go around in a ripped costume.” Vanitas glared, looking to the floor, not wanting to be naked. Not that!!!! Not with how his body was strangely formed. He didn’t want Xehanort to see his breasts. He wanted to be flat. To have light muscles. Anything but this soft flesh.

The apprentice stood up and unzipped his uniform, the tattered and torn pieces falling gently to the floor. His arms and legs were dotted in bruises; a severe, dark purple bruise on his left arm glaring out. Probably self inflicted, yet again, as Vanitas always did to himself. His underarms and pubes were covered in thick, dark hairs, along with his calves. To his chagrin, his nipples were lightly poking up. “Don’t look at me. I don’t want you. I’m tired of submitting. When will I ever be able to use my own darkness? It hurts inside myself very painfully like poking inside my stomach. It’s painful and no one believes me, Master.”, he looked down, as his neck guard began to crumble, leaving him unguarded and fully exposed. Xehanort sighed outwardly, wrinkling his forehead as he rubbed his gloves together. “You remind me so much of Eraqus. Perhaps it’s unfair for me to persist on you, hmm?” The older, taller master nodded wisely and lightly stroked Vanitas’ hips. “It will be very confusing for you. But it is not hurt. What you will feel is not hurt or a bad emotion. It’s your human nature. And what your body is supposed to be. It’s pleasure. Not pain.”, he said firmly as he stared into Vanitas’ golden eyes with his own.

Vanitas lied back on the bed, covering his chest defensively. No longer some submissive perfect blue abused hole. He moved his hands over his white, damaged skin, his eyes teary and concerned. What was Xehanort planning with him? It couldn’t be good. “Please….master….I don’t know what I want anymore. What I always wanted. I’m afraid of what I’ll do. Who I’ll harm. But I know I’m a man. It’s the truth.”, Vanitas gasped in confusion. His arms had needle pricks from his constant hospital visits; always getting blood drawn, always tested like some sort of lab rat by the organization. What would Vexen or Ansem the Wise ever care for someone like him beyond being a rat on the operating table? Vanitas shifted, rocking uncomfortably in a messy heat. Unable to stay still. He lifted his leg up in uncertainty, causing him further damage to his right leg and balance. Xehanort snarled a bit at his apprentice, naked and glistening on the bed. Yet he knew what he must do. For the boy’s own good and well being. But it would only cause more darkness and unversed to be unleashed and he was well aware of that.

Xehanort held Vanitas down, smacking his bum lightly. “It’ll be all be over soon. I’ll get it out. Your darkness. They won’t be any match for you.”, he said, holding him down firmly with his long, gloved hand. The doctor of evil he must be. Vanitas struggled yet his ghost held him firmly down and in place against the mattress. Biting on his neck. “Please. Xehanort I don’t want to go away, I don’t want to disappear into darkness. My chest burns so painfully. I want…..I don’t want my fullness to go away. Don’t take it away.”, Vanitas drawled on in his confusion. And. There was silence amongst the city, and the lights in the room flickered to darkness. Like a shattered mirror, or a fuzzy television in a trembling haze. Here it comes. Reaching out from inside. Everything then went into entire darkness. A deep darkness of black. And Vanitas felt Xehanort’s hands on him like a puppet. Moving his body and holding it in place. Then. There it was. A feeling of release. His insides weren’t poking and stabbing no longer, it felt like an incredibly soothing feeling. Like a white, bubbling steam or heavenly aura. It was free. His darkness was released. Xehanort looked very nervous, knowing this would indeed have dire consequences for his apprentice.

It was finally there.
 
Has it seriously not occurred to Sarah that her stomach penis could impregnate her? I mean, if we're taking this storyline seriously, let's get weird and paranoid with it.
at this rate, i seriously think in a year or two we will be getting a self-impregnation arc. she'll somehow get it in her head that she's gotten herself pregnant, and cry that it's impossible for her to get pregnant because men can't get pregnant.
 
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