Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[11apocalyptic11]

He really is already back to his regular posting just like that. Any bets on how long this will last before he leaves the internet "for real this time"?


B / A


Wretched jackals

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Nothing says more "I don't care" than adressing the thing you allegedly don't care about. Several times. EVEN IN CAPITALS.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

If you're not a content creator might as well close these then

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I think the plan, which he hasn’t told his therapist, is to “quit content creation” until everyone stops bugging him, then start again.

 

[Oliver Onions]

>i retired from public life
>announced on my newly made public social media app so that the general public can see my retarded opinions i'm publicly making

He's only back to let you know that he's not back and also to reply to every single person calling him out to let them know he absolutely does not care what you think about him.

Any bets on how long this will last before he leaves the internet "for real this time"?

I give it til Christmas when he'll pull some shit about his new year's resolution being to stay offline, and even that'll only last about a week.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

The funnier bit?
The guy who Keffals basically keeps replying to in a lot of these is a decently known ween of Chris Chan. Ren Ryghts, which is his internet nickname, basically sugar daddied Chris Chan in order to introduce him to the Persona fandom. He recently returned to the internet to post the Persona 5 commission.

This is a yet another crossover between Chris Chan and Keffals, fucking hell.

 

[Sonichu-choo trainwreck]

He's only back to let you know that he's not back and also to reply to every single person calling him out to let them know he absolutely does not care what you think about him.

he's not talking , he's not talking

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

The funnier bit?
The guy who Keffals basically keeps replying to in a lot of these is a decently known ween of Chris Chan. Ren Ryghts, which is his internet nickname, basically sugar daddied Chris Chan in order to introduce him to the Persona fandom. He recently returned to the internet to post the Persona 5 commission.

This is a yet another crossover between Chris Chan and Keffals, fucking hell.

He's been hit hard with that Sonichu demon curse since he did that Chris Chan interview earlier this year. I remember when he tried to make his own CWCki rip off that didn't even last a week due to getting raided by the Sharty.

 

[Sledgehammer Lobotomy]

One of Keffals tweets showed up on Death Metal Underground of all places. Brett moaning as he always does, not sure he knows whom Keffals is or just using their tweet as normie bashing that goes with every fucking article he does.

No point archiving or anything, DMU is just a shambling corpse at this point.

Just in case anyone gives a remote shit, which you shouldnt.

I don’t know when it happened, but metal turned into an ootheca crawling with the biggest, whiniest faggots humanity ever barfed out. It’s like the mosh pit got replaced with a daycare center for redditors. The deeper you dive from dad metal and thrash into the pit of death metal and black metal the gayer it gets.

 

[SanctedElectromagnetism]

Seeing keffals go through cycles of "thats its guys im leaving the internet because everyone is mean to me!!" to "ok maybe not the WHOLE internet but i'll totes stop being such an attention whore drama slopper" to his usual self (attention whoring and drama slopping) really just reminds me of a struggling alcoholic saying how he'll only have a 'beer or two' at the family gathering. But next thing you know he's downed an entire bottle of Jack and is fiending for more! Really is an addiction for him...

 

[Pepe Cortisona]

Am I going crazy or has Keffals said this exactly verbatim like 15 times now?
Is this a Kamala Harris Stump speech? Next Keffals will be talking about them being raised in a middle-class household and how they've prosecuted transnational gangs

No, he has it well rehearsed. When someone says something bad about him, he retorts with that exact statement. Just like Kamala

 

[Punished Neco]

Before the US election, there was a Keffals mod who I believed would be likely to 41% in the event of a Trump victory, LivinginJeopardy (LIJ for short), this is mainly because they'd said specifically months before the election happened that if Trump won they'd immediately 41%.

Well, the election came and went and what happened? LIJ immediately posted their GoFundMe
Or in the words of President-Elect Donald J Trump:
Promises made?
Promises kept?

It's been a month since the election and you will be unsurprised to find out that LIJ is alive and well, they've been suicide-baiting on a near-constant basis since at least February 2023, not entirely sure why I thought the suicide-baiting over Trump's election would be any different.

I forgot to mention, this was the Keffals mod who attempted to 41% over Keffals being canceled on Twitter over the Black Butch Lesbian thing in Feb 2023.. what a sentence
Totally not a parasocial cult though.

BREAKING NEWS UPDATE

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His KGG followers are being driven to suicide because he's being bullied by mean people on twitter.

The keffals kill count remains tied with us at zero... for now.

I say this simply because... wake up, it's time for your twice-weekly insinuation


I found this when searching for the initial chatlogs of the 2023 thing and I just love it too much not to share again

 

[Wuhan Wet Market]

Why do trannies threaten suicide instead of just doing it?

 

[Hot HOT HOTTT]

Why do trannies threaten suicide instead of just doing it?

Same reason as anyone else who is manipulative enough to do so: to get what they want. In this case, attention and validation.

 

[Drama Trauma]

"Oh no Keffals! Don't kill yourself! You have so much to live for! Like facing the consequences of your past actions and decisions."

 

[Strangolapreti]

Why do trannies threaten suicide instead of just doing it?

They fear they won't be able to succesfully do a flip after jumping.

 

[Haftag]

Wretched jackals

Cool moniker, is it taken?

Ren Ryghts

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Cool moniker, is it taken?


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I guess he now takes pride on being on here. Huh.

 

[Faceless Whore]

Why do trannies threaten suicide instead of just doing it?

To get their way.

 

[Carbiter]

Why do trannies threaten suicide instead of just doing it?

1. To get sympathy and ultimately clout
2. Mental Illness
3. Because if they did, it proves the anti-troon rhetoric correct that, in fact, troonification does not make people happy or help people at all, otherwise they'd be able to emotionally handle a guy winning a US election. They are either too proud of their beliefs or too spiteful to allow that to happen, so they don't do it.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

To get their way.

Then when they don’t, pivot to “We will survive in the face of all these people who want us dead!”