Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[demicolon]

Didn't he claim or allude to the idea that he might have auto-brewery syndrome? Which is ridiculous because that requires consuming carbohydrates.

64% proof Black Booster Whisky is made from grain so it contains lots of carbohydrates, you fucking nerd

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

Need someone with a better memory than me

Nick admitted he drank and failed a test because of it around June 5th

Wasn't his cope at the time that he was sober and had some gut issue that made a false positive?

No. He admitted to drinking.

Mind you, it was a test HE SCHEDULED HIMSELF and still tested positive.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

64% proof Black Booster Whisky is made from grain so it contains lots of carbohydrates, you fucking nerd

You can't auto-brewery alcohol into alcohol. That has to break some kind of biological law.

The only auto-brewery syndrome talk I remember in this thread was related to a Discord message:

Bamboozled by a game of telephone! Sorry Nick, you're not retarded in this specific instance, but your supporters certainly are.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

The only auto-brewery syndrome talk I remember in this thread was related to a Discord message:

Yes! That is what it was! I am amazed by some people's uncanny ability to suss out old clips and posts from the thread or archives.

If I recall rightly, this was during the period that Nick had active sweepers online and ThePromisedOne was posting hours-long video insane defenses of Nick and the thread was engaged in highly technical discussion of follicle testing procedures and science.

 

[demicolon]

You can't auto-brewery alcohol into alcohol. That has to break some kind of biological law.

Carbohydrates metabolize outside grain, NIGGA

 

[Nate Higgers]

So I was in line at Denny's and the cop in front of me wasn't sure if he ordered the right thing, so he asked the cashier and explained his daughter just had an operation so he wasn't sure if ordered the moons over mihami or pizza hut in the garage and I said "What did she have, a COCAINE TRANSPLANT"

Anyways, I have court on thursday.

lmao, I never thought I’d see a Tom Myers reference in the Rekieta thread but at this point in his story anything’s possible

 

[Ah ha']

Well maybe Nick can take whatever money he has left and start a Micro brewery and then stream about that.

Then the goverment cant infringe on his drinking because it will literally be “his business” who cares if he has to taste test every bottle?

 

[not william stenchever]

You can't auto-brewery alcohol into alcohol. That has to break some kind of biological law

It's possible if you somehow get live yeast living in your gut biome. Boofing live brewers yeast up his ass to induce it seems like something Nick would do to have an excuse to keep drinking on probation.

"I HAVE A (self induced) MEDICAL CONDITION your Honor YOU NERD"

 

[Pelican Bones]

The only auto-brewery syndrome talk I remember in this thread was related to a Discord message:

After reading the screenshot I want to reiterate that Nick's fans are retards and mongoloids. I have a job that used to require me to send guys to do drug screens. Literally hundreds of them. For a while we did 5 panel and alcohol breath tests, then eventually went to 10 panel and alcohol urinalysis. We paid the extra money for the urinalysis exactly because it was more accurate.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Well maybe Nick can take whatever money he has left and start a Micro brewery and then stream about that.

Then the goverment cant infringe on his drinking because it will literally be “his business” who cares if he has to taste test every bottle?

Balldo Bussy Brews?

Maybe he was just giving Judge Fischer Pussy-Liquor business advice!

 

[Burt Macklin]

You can hear her in the recording within the first 45 seconds.

I am not sure if this is a shitpost or not. Please don't bully. I have autism.

My bad my guy. I meant stream and let's see Nick! Believe nothing from him anymore without proof, including that he hasn't had a drink since June. HORSE SHITE! Even think Kayla needs proof of life after knowing April most likely wants her dead.

 

[Vibralldo]

Didn't he claim or allude to the idea that he might have auto-brewery syndrome? Which is ridiculous because that requires consuming carbohydrates.

We all know that Balldo's daily diet consists of a single sassily eaten Dorito and the faithful reading of every post in the Balldoverse sub-forum followed by making sad eyes at Steel Toe Morning Show wistfully mourning his gay love affair that could have been.

There was something at some point where Nick said he was sober and only failed the test because of some kind of disorder he had

Wondering if this is the same test he admitted to drinking before here

EDIT:

The only auto-brewery syndrome talk I remember in this thread was related to a Discord message:

This was likely it, thank you. Guess it was probably just a cope from Nick's supporters. Funny how they're coping for something Nick just admitted he actually just did.

 

[drsb]

It's possible if you somehow get live yeast living in your gut biome. Boofing live brewers yeast up his ass to induce it seems like something Nick would do to have an excuse to keep drinking on probation.

"I HAVE A (self induced) MEDICAL CONDITION your Honor YOU NERD"

100%. He seems to be ok with bottles, Aaron's member, etc., going up is ass. Why not brewers yeast.

Edit for missing words

 

[PinKopyKat]

You can't auto-brewery alcohol into alcohol. That has to break some kind of biological law.

That being said, nick isn't pissing budlight as there are less than 100 cases.
I wonder what Nick's alcohol gut farmed alcohol would be called though. A literal lolcow being milked? Now that's progressiveness.

Spoiler: Open at your own risk

 

[demicolon]

Pussy Liqior Whisky, 69 percent proof and made only from April's carefully-selected vaginal yeast.

...I'd drink that for a kiwicoin.

Edit: oops, Liquor not "Liqior", I was channeling Nick there for a second

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

It's possible if you somehow get live yeast living in your gut biome. Boofing live brewers yeast up his ass to induce it seems like something Nick would do to have an excuse to keep drinking on probation.

"I HAVE A (self induced) MEDICAL CONDITION your Honor YOU NERD"

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That being said, nick isn't pissing budlight as there are less than 100 cases.
I wonder what Nick's alcohol gut farmed alcohol would be called though. A literal lolcow being milked? Now that's progressiveness.

No, my point is that you can't change alcohol into alcohol because it's already alcohol and no change would take place. IT WASN'T A TYPO.

If the only carbohydrates Nick consumes is alcohol, he can't have auto-brewery syndrome.

 

[LovisXVI]

No, my point is that you can't change alcohol into alcohol because it's already alcohol and no change would take place. IT WASN'T A TYPO.

If the only carbohydrates Nick consumes is alcohol, he can't have auto-brewery syndrome.

How much alchohol could be derived from a single Dorito then?

 

[PinKopyKat]

No, my point is that you can't change alcohol into alcohol because it's already alcohol and no change would take place. IT WASN'T A TYPO.

If the only carbohydrates Nick consumes is alcohol, he can't have auto-brewery syndrome.

Aaron should make an account to tell us if Balldo was right and he can turn his single dorito chips into alcohol (like dollar store Jesus). oh lawd we didn't believe him

 

[florida_cat_enjoyer]

Nick is bending the knee to the state and is taking the sentencing guideline deal, while passing it off as a victory.

Many predicted this, it's almost comical that he is so easy to read.

 

[Vibralldo]

Aaron should make an account to tell us if Balldo was right and he can turn his single dorito chips into alcohol (like dollar store Jesus). oh lawd we didn't believe him

Nick can easily make alcohol in his body

All he needs is a single Dorito and 5 bottles of whiskey