Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 15.3%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 6 1.5%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 102 25.1%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 73 18.0%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 163 40.1%

  • Total voters
    406
I can't speak for everybody here, but I just assume he's always on drugs and/or alcohol.

I mean, do you really think he's gonna stop because the gubment tells him to? He'll try to find ways to continue on as he always does and avoid failing a test.

Emphasis on try.

I assume the difference is this: When he's on restriction, he'll do it but try to keep it secret. When he's not on restriction, he'll do it and not bother keeping it secret.

Plus I have the same issue @Balldo's Gate has. I can't watch all of his shit. Sometimes he's just too infuriating with his bullshit. Some things go unnoticed by me, and I rely on the summaries of others here.
I can't listen to him anymore.
Everytime he calls in somewhere (obviously afraid to be seen on camera after being exposed on his Cope and Sneed Disaster Stream), he's always clearly wasted, I hear that nasally homosexual whine and I'm just instantly reminded this is a dude thinks playing semantic word games somehow changes the fact he let his 8 year old daughter get exposed to cocaine, this is a child neglecting junky who pay pigs an open pedophile, I've got no time for him, he disgusts me. I object to the fact he's wasting my oxygen.
Do you think he wouldn't have been popular being an obnoxious shithead while talking about AOC on a Fox News panel?
Don't be mean to AOC she's my favorite Big Booty Latina.
 
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I can't listen to him anymore.
His whiney gay voice makes me feel ill.
I hear that nasally homosexual whine and I'm just instantly reminded thisnis a dude who let his 8 year old daughter get exposed to cocaine and who pay pigs an open pedophile, I've got no time for him, he disgusts me. I object to the fact he's wasting my oxygen.
I swear to God, up to the “I’m just instantly reminded” part I thought you were talking about Imhotep.
 
Is Nick really trying to claim nobody here knows the names of Nick's children?

Does he not comprehend that the Farms doesn't say his daughter's name BECAUSE people here DO care? She's the "8 year old that tested positive for cocaine" not out of ignorance or an attempt to dehumanize her, but out of respect and sympathy for her.

"People don't care about my kids because they won't dox them" is a weird ass attempt at a flex. He's really reaching with that one.
I suspect it's part of one of Nick's gay attempts at winning an argument:

Don't say kids names = don't really know them, means your concern is fake and shit
Do say kid's names = proof that you're a weird internet stalker, means your concern is fake and shit.
 
Does he not comprehend that the Farms doesn't say his daughter's name BECAUSE people here DO care? She's the "8 year old that tested positive for cocaine" not out of ignorance or an attempt to dehumanize her, but out of respect and sympathy for her.
I really dont care particularly about any of his kids but, when you expand his behavior in a societal scale, it´s obviously abhorrent. I´m not a nigger, I can think about ethics and morality in an abstract sense, without personalizing my reasoning. Nick must be one of the "lived experience" fellas...
 
Present day: THAT PIC IS NO LONGER ON APRIL'S IG! This is on April's IG:
I still see the Instagram post. I don’t think she deleted it. Instagram’s dimensions just cropped out the watch, unlike Twitter. Now if she deleted it from Twitter, that would be something.
 
It was fucking obvious to anybody with a brain. It was obvious since pictures he himself posted were matched to Hedonism II in late 2022. He might not have explicitly admitted he was swinging, but he did everything short of admitting it.

Remember, he told his former moderator he WANTED us to figure it out. It would have caused issues in his family if he said it outright, but he left enough breadcrumbs.

I do not know why Nick hates the Farms for collaboratively piecing the puzzle he set for us together. He should be cheering us on as we figure out his 1000 IQ riddle he set for us.

Did he say he was driving, Kayla was driving, or was it unclear?

Remember, Kayla drove Nick to the courthouse last month. That's even led some people here to believe maybe his license is suspended.

It was unclear. More of a 'we are both in the car', but I would wager that Kayala was driving given the lies he was spinning and the increased load such creative dissembling would take on his diminished mental capacity.

No drinking for say year or two would be funniest thing... And then in month him streaming the evidence of not drinking "whiskey" but instead strong tea... It was always a bit as was plaster on nose...

The small, optimistic part of me days it would be ironic if this is what actually gets him to dry out and shake off the mental impairment of his alcohol- soaked brain to improve his life.

The cynical part says that he will sneak alcohol while on probation and just continue his descent--or dry out and immediately go back into it after probation is complete.

Is Nick really trying to claim nobody here knows the names of Nick's children?

Does he not comprehend that the Farms doesn't say his daughter's name BECAUSE people here DO care? She's the "8 year old that tested positive for cocaine" not out of ignorance or an attempt to dehumanize her, but out of respect and sympathy for her.

"People don't care about my kids because they won't dox them" is a weird ass attempt at a flex. He's really reaching with that one.
I suspect it's part of one of Nick's gay attempts at winning an argument:

Don't say kids names = don't really know them, means your concern is fake and shit
Do say kid's names = proof that you're a weird internet stalker, means your concern is fake and shit.

Yes, @East_Clintwood is correct about the implication. We cannot expect logic from him--he just wants to re-write reality.

Also, I dare say that he barely pays attention to what is said here beyond 'They hate me so they sre wrong! REEEEEE!' , and he fails to engage honestly and intellectually with the arguments and critiques. Remember his copes about 'I wish I were doing XXXX!', and how 'aggressively monogamous' he was that was 'true at the time' he said it?

Proof or it didn't happen.

You can hear her in the recording within the first 45 seconds.

I am not sure if this is a shitpost or not. Please don't bully. I have autism.
 
Wanting better for his kids but also wanting to be petty and watch Nick get dragged over burning coals aren't mutually exclusive things. Nick is too retarded to figure that one out.
The best thing for his kids is to get them out of Nick's house so he can't drive them drunk and give them cocaine anymore
 
My Rekieta translation is that: Aaron was the one who made private matters public. Basically, he’s saying that the swinging had been going on for a long time, but it was always private, never public. Aaron turned it into other people's business.
Nobody would have known Nick went to a swinging resort if he had kept his mouth shut.
Nick spent months (years?) dropping hints, "tee hee"-ing online, and prancing around like a faggot on streams. He'll now claim that he didn't bring it out online, it was that dang dirty Aaron. Nick thought he was so fucking clever he could say and do anything he wanted, and since no one else was as smart as him, they wouldn't figure it out. He will try to scapegoat his boyfriend rather than just admit that he locked himself into a game of autism with the Farms and lost.
 
Remember, he told his former moderator he WANTED us to figure it out. It would have caused issues in his family if he said it outright, but he left enough breadcrumbs.
That's just his cope for the fact that otherwise he'd be admitting to being a colossal retard for not realizing we'd obviously figure it out.
 
Just a two or three years ago Nick being an obnoxious shithead worked for him because he was an obnoxious shithead toward people you wanted to hate. Go back and listen to him making fun of Russell Greer's book, when he was best friends with the forum. I'd say with the very rare exception a lot of us liked him then, I did. Look at when he was fighting against #KickVic and listen to him call Ron Toye a cuck, a lot of us liked him being an obnoxious shithead to that guy. Do you think he wouldn't have been popular being an obnoxious shithead while talking about AOC on a Fox News panel? That's their bread and butter.
I was never really a fan of Nick, but was aware of him. I remember when Null went on his show and everything. Seemed like a nice enough guy at face value.

My biggest issue with pre-swinger cocaine Nick, as a relative outsider, was how often he seemed to simply say what people wanted to hear. A lot of his takes seemed based upon what he wished, or what his audience wanted him to say, as opposed to objective informed analysis. Back when he was popular, I kept seeing people ascribing a certain authority to him despite ultimately being consistently wrong.

Kind of baffled me.
 
Did he always sound like a nasal whiny teenager bitch?
Yes. The cocaine abuse + Modafinil* only made it worse, combined with the slurred speech from the alcoholism. Check out the videos of him from years ago when he was covering the Maddox lolsuit or when he was justifying Dax Herrera getting Jesse PS kicked off Patreon (“he said the n-word, and in this day and age that’s not okay”). He sounded like a nasally whiny faggot back then too.

* = one of the common indicated side effects of modafinil usage is a stuffy nose/sinus blockage
 
Wasn't his cope at the time that he was sober and had some gut issue that made a false positive?
Didn't he claim or allude to the idea that he might have auto-brewery syndrome? Which is ridiculous because that requires consuming carbohydrates.

We all know that Balldo's daily diet consists of a single sassily eaten Dorito and the faithful reading of every post in the Balldoverse sub-forum followed by making sad eyes at Steel Toe Morning Show wistfully mourning his gay love affair that could have been.
 
I still see the Instagram post. I don’t think she deleted it. Instagram’s dimensions just cropped out the watch, unlike Twitter. Now if she deleted it from Twitter, that would be something.
I checked my phone and the 2 different ways to look at the pic on my computer bf writing my post. I don't see the watch.
If I'm wrong, perhaps a mod can add a note or delete my post for the sake of accuracy - @AltisticRight
Thanks.
 
"People don't care about my kids because they won't dox them" is a weird ass attempt at a flex. He's really reaching with that one.
If I do call her Au******se and his oldest son C*******n, he'll be whinging about creepy child stalking behaviour. If only he put half the effort of his faggot wordsmithery into the food he "cooks" for his family and the other half to actually raise his children in a drug-free home, none of this would have happened.
But he's a lying liar that lies, everything coming out of his mouth that's not bull's semen is a fucking lie.
 
Need someone with a better memory than me

Nick admitted he drank and failed a test because of it around June 5th

Wasn't his cope at the time that he was sober and had some gut issue that made a false positive?
Didn't he claim or allude to the idea that he might have auto-brewery syndrome? Which is ridiculous because that requires consuming carbohydrates.

We all know that Balldo's daily diet consists of a single sassily eaten Dorito and the faithful reading of every post in the Balldoverse sub-forum followed by making sad eyes at Steel Toe Morning Show wistfully mourning his gay love affair that could have been.

I definitely recall a cope about 'They didn't SAY I had to stop drinking!' in regards to the CPS case. He paid bond in the criminal case, and that technically allowed him to drink again and not have to drug test, but CPS wanted testing so he didn't get away from testing entirely. According to him, CPS then also wanted him to be clean of alcohol as well as drugs, and he bitched about it--but claimed he did comply perfectly.

There were rumours of a failed test in or around early November (contemporary with April's apology tweets and Aaron and Keanu claiming Nick blamed April for something), but as far as I know, nothing concrete was presented because the CPS case is sealed.

I don't recall anything about auto-brewery syndrome, but my memory is not perfect. Might be worth a search ITT.

If I do call her Au******se and his oldest son C*******n, he'll be whinging about creepy child stalking behaviour. If only he put half the effort of his faggot wordsmithery into the food he "cooks" for his family and the other half to actually raise his children in a drug-free home, none of this would have happened.
But he's a lying liar that lies, everything coming out of his mouth that's not bull's semen is a fucking lie.

My sources tell me that Kayla liked talking about her children at events, so former fans would know their names--even if they were not in court documents, church bulletins, and family media on SM.

One of them tells me that while Kayla was obviously on weed, she obsessed over how one guy looked like the oldest son, and dragged him over to Nick for his opinion.
 
Didn't he claim or allude to the idea that he might have auto-brewery syndrome?
I don't recall anything about auto-brewery syndrome, but my memory is not perfect. Might be worth a search ITT.
The only auto-brewery syndrome talk I remember in this thread was related to a Discord message:

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So apparently urine tests are bad for alcohol testing because people have an autobrewery function in their gut. Nick testing positive for alcohol on his UA submitted to the court is not an issue...

Hoe wrong we were...
 
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