Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 15.4%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 6 1.5%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 101 25.1%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 72 17.9%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 162 40.2%

  • Total voters
    403
There it is. I had guessed this was the case for the past month but didn't actually bother listening to everything he said on his latest appearance because it seemed so repetitive of his usual copes.

If he's openly admitting to drinking, have no doubt that he's on a total bender right now.
In other news, Geno's YT channel was nuked today. Totally nuked. I mention it only bc I know you monitor the dabbleverse as the author of Aaron's OP. I can't tell if it has anything to do with Melton/Nick/Aaron fans crowd-reporting (they all have reasons to dislike Geno), and haven't looked into it. He showed balls on his show. Like, actual testicles. (I listened to the first 10 min of Aaron's show tonight.)
 
More likely his piss test comes back hot and he gets to enjoy prison.

This worthless faggot doesn't have the willpower to do it right and thinks he's so super resmarted, not the retard that he actually is, that he will be able to get away with it every time.
Nick's 100% still using. The only question is if Nick's gonna be dumb enough to try and cheat the piss tests or give up and just piss hot again
 
He overtly that he's in between the testing requirements and has emptied 2 whisky bottles. It's at 2:20 in this clip by Elissa. "I'm not on any restrictions".

Tbh, I thought the thread would make a bigger deal of that.
I can't speak for everybody here, but I just assume he's always on drugs and/or alcohol.

I mean, do you really think he's gonna stop because the gubment tells him to? He'll try to find ways to continue on as he always does and avoid failing a test.

Emphasis on try.

I assume the difference is this: When he's on restriction, he'll do it but try to keep it secret. When he's not on restriction, he'll do it and not bother keeping it secret.

Plus I have the same issue @Balldo's Gate has. I can't watch all of his shit. Sometimes he's just too infuriating with his bullshit. Some things go unnoticed by me, and I rely on the summaries of others here.
 
I still think back to when he was at his zenith sometimes and am still amazed at how far he's fallen. I legitimately think that right before he interviewed Rittenhouse he had a real shot at some guest spots on Fox or something. Let him be a talking head and go on some panel where he explains why a predetermined liberal is wrong, see if a general boomer audience liked him. The sad thing is pre-retard Rekieta probably could have hooked the right boomer audience, he was pretty good at jabbing people and knew enough about the law to bullshit an answer when he needed one. I feel like he could have ended up as a regular on Gutfeld.

To this day I believe the exact point of his decline was when he asked Kyle about futanari. Whoever was handling Kyle at the time realized what a fucking mistake Nick was and backed out of everything. The rest is history.
Normal people would want to beat Nick to death after hearing his voice, not to mention enduring his obtuse ramblings....
 
He overtly said that he's in between the testing requirements and has emptied 2 whisky bottles. It's at 2:20 in this clip by Elissa. "I'm not on any restrictions".

Tbh, I thought the thread would make a bigger deal of that.
I'll be honest, the recording I listened to was choppy during that part, so I didn't want to make any assumptions. But yeah, it was very sussy.

"But look, I cared about that a lot a couple of weeks ago, but through a couple of bottles of whiskey. Again, I'm not on any restrictions. And like, it's not the same. I don't really... Maybe it's my body just trying to like, uh... Say: 'Hey, you're not going to be able to have this. So don't like it.' I don't know. But I cared and now I don't fucking care, that much."


It makes it sound like the man who was sober since June 5th, and supposedly more sober than Andy, wasn’t actually that sober... 24.11.16 Rekieta been completely sober since June 5th.png (A)
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Also this part:

"But I do have some stuff to say because a bunch of shit that should have never been in the public got put into the public, but not by me. And like people like: 'why'd you put your life in into the public?' I'm like: 'I didn't.' That's what you're actually mad about... I didn't. People call that lying. It's like... I didn't lie to you. I didn't talk to you about this shit! What's your business? And it never was supposed to be."


My Rekieta translation is that: Aaron was the one who made private matters public. Basically, he’s saying that the swinging had been going on for a long time, but it was always private, never public. Aaron turned it into other people's business.
 
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I mean, do you really think he's gonna stop because the gubment tells him to? He'll try to find ways to continue on as he always does and avoid failing a test.

Emphasis on try.
Look at how this faggot acts. He literally can't conceive of the fact he has to adhere to social norms. He goes all
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He went into a completely spastic money binging nigger rich rampage the instant he had money not controlled by his parents.

Now it will be the state that controls his entire life and tells him no, Balldo Man, you do not get to ingest cocaine, you do not get to drink booze, you have to be a good little boy.

Imagine the sheer rage of the Balldo.
 
My Rekieta translation is that: Aaron was the one who made private matters public. Basically, he’s saying that the swinging had been going on for a long time, but it was always private, never public. Aaron turned it into other people's business.
People pieced it together long before Aaron started speaking.

By admitting now it was going on for a long time, he is tacitly and unwittingly admitting that what I and others were saying here for over a year, before his arrest, and Aaron confirming most of it, was correct.

It was fucking obvious to anybody with a brain. It was obvious since pictures he himself posted were matched to Hedonism II in late 2022. He might not have explicitly admitted he was swinging, but he did everything short of admitting it.
 
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Normal people would want to beat Nick to death after hearing his voice, not to mention enduring his obtuse ramblings....
Just a two or three years ago Nick being an obnoxious shithead worked for him because he was an obnoxious shithead toward people you wanted to hate. Go back and listen to him making fun of Russell Greer's book, when he was best friends with the forum. I'd say with the very rare exception a lot of us liked him then, I did. Look at when he was fighting against #KickVic and listen to him call Ron Toye a cuck, a lot of us liked him being an obnoxious shithead to that guy. Do you think he wouldn't have been popular being an obnoxious shithead while talking about AOC on a Fox News panel? That's their bread and butter.
 
To this day I believe the exact point of his decline was when he asked Kyle about futanari.
I thought the same at the time but only to the extent of "this drunk retard is too deluded and lazy to actually parlay his success in trial streaming into something long term". I had no idea how much worse it could get.
 
Just a two or three years ago Nick being an obnoxious shithead worked for him because he was an obnoxious shithead toward people you wanted to hate. Go back and listen to him making fun of Russell Greer's book, when he was best friends with the forum. I'd say with the very rare exception a lot of us liked him then, I did. Look at when he was fighting against #KickVic and listen to him call Ron Toye a cuck, a lot of us liked him being an obnoxious shithead to that guy. Do you think he wouldn't have been popular being an obnoxious shithead while talking about AOC on a Fox News panel? That's their bread and butter.
It's just who he went after. It's also who people thought he was.
 
how the alcohol could be in a sauce from cooking. (I mean...)
So he's been doing cooking streams so he can point to them as (pathetic) justifications for failing a test?
>>"No, Officer Felt, that was from a sauce! I cook for muh KEEEDZ, see my most recent internet activity for proof."
>>"Nooooooo, what are you doing on my Twitter, you don't need to go in there!"
 
"But look, I cared about that a lot a couple of weeks ago, but through a couple of bottles of whiskey. Again, I'm not on any restrictions. And like, it's not the same. I don't really... Maybe it's my body just trying to like, uh... Say: 'Hey, you're not going to be able to have this. So don't like it.' I don't know. But I cared and now I don't fucking care, that much."
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if this nigga aint relapsed yet, he will.
 
Damn. Never heard of him. Its like he's an agent of the Kino Gods, appeared to drop the Gunt pic, an avatar of Chaos, and dissapeared by from wherever he came without a trace...
A modern day prophet.
But look, I cared about that a lot a couple of weeks ago, but through a couple of bottles of whiskey. Again, I'm not on any restrictions. And like, it's not the same. I don't really... Maybe it's my body just trying to like, uh... Say: 'Hey, you're not going to be able to have this. So don't like it.' I don't know. But I cared and now I don't fucking care, that much."
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It makes it sound like the man who was sober since June 5th, and supposedly more sober than Andy, wasn’t actually that sober... 24.11.16 Rekieta been completely sober since June 5th.png (A)
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Nick admitted to breaking his interim conditions by admitting he “went through a couple of bottles,” in that recording from Juju’s show. What a dumbass. It’s likely nothing will happen because of it, & it’s still incredibly stupid to admit to breaking a term such as that, no matter if he’s being tested or not.
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"But I do have some stuff to say because a bunch of shit that should have never been in the public got put into the public, but not by me. And like people like: 'why'd you put your life in into the public?' I'm like: 'I didn't.' That's what you're actually mad about... I didn't. People call that lying. It's like... I didn't lie to you. I didn't talk to you about this shit! What's your business? And it never was supposed to be."
See, I really appreciate you transcribing this. Nick Rekieta is so insufferable and his voice is so nasally and whiney, that I genuinely cannot get through these recent recordings with Dick Masterston aka Dax Herara aka Juju the Cow, the man who gets fucked in the ass while dressed as a cow; that and because Daxipad's and his gay little helper's constant outbursts of obnoxious laughter pisses me off.

But he did make it public. He streamed from his hotel room at Hedo II and said, "can't tell you where I am teehee," intentionally baiting people to guess where he was. But because he didn't technically say the words "guess where I am, Internet," he can say that he never intended for it to go publicly. Absolute chickenshit and pathetic.

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He also talked about how badly he wanted to fuck Mandy, the catfish in his Locals chat. He livestreamed his time with the Imholtes, and licked Aaron's face on stream. He made his swinging life public. He also would regularly get plastered on stream, and talk about how he had to drive his kids places in a few hours. We didn't know about the drugs, but everything else wasn't surprising when it got confirmed
 
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We should be trying to preserve the innocence of children for as long as possible. You can't unsee anything.
It's exceptionally weird not even to have heard of cocaine at 16 or 17 - and not just today, but for any time in the last 50 years. That's ignorance, not preservation of innocence. And I don't believe it for a minute. Especially if Nick said it.

People pieced it together long before Aaron started speaking.

By admitting now it was going on for a long time, he is tacitly and unwittingly admitting that what I and others were saying here for over a year, before his arrest, and Aaron confirming most of it, was correct.

It was fucking obvious to anybody with a brain. It was obvious since pictures he himself posted were matched to Hedonism II in late 2022. He might not have explicitly admitted he was swinging, but he did everything short of admitting it.
Absolutely nothing Aaron said was news. Interesting, prurient, but not new. Just like he thinks his kids never saw him drunk or were unaffected by his being off-the-rails (until these meddlesome kids (KF & Aaron, not his actual kids) started spreading his business), Nick really ("really" = will say til he dies) thinks it wasn't patently obvious what was up.

He mistakes the denial of reality of many KF (former-) fans and Locals fans who didn't want to believe for "I'm totally undetectable." He really thought he was getting away with it, totally unnoticeable, totally no impact, too clever for the yokels. Lol. The sloppy obviousness of it was apparent to anyone who didn't share his inflated view of himself.

And he still thinks he has a shot at plausible deniability. Lol, again.
 
Don't be naive, Nick is a narcissist first and foremost, but worse he's a narcissist addict. A narcissist will never admit they're wrong, or seek help voluntarily. Guaranteed Nick is still getting high, once again hard drug users do not just quit on their own. He's just using substances that won't be detected whether he's actually being piss tested or not.
 
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