DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Eekum Bokum]

People only watched his soul runs because he would get really salty when getting his shit kicked in by a tough encounter or boss, every single redemption run has been painfully boring because it no longer has that salt factor.

IN his mind when he sees the videos of him raging at a boss gets high views or "support and interaction" he thinks it's people coming to see him persevere so he hopes to recreate that by replaying those instances without the rage.

 

[RougeRed]

People only watched his soul runs because he would get really salty when getting his shit kicked in by a tough encounter or boss

And to make fun of him for being stupid. A lot of the draw for games he plays used to be the TIHYDP crowd who were entertained by what a dipshit he is (me included) and I think that's why he started reading guides and lying about it. At a certain point he really started going hard on the "I'm a professional gamer" shit, and the Souls games being notoriously hard made them prime material for him to showcase how smart and good at games he is.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

Get ready for yet another run of Souls games! Because DesperateSydePhil is back.

He better know how to get randomizer mods working because I don't want to watch another Saw Cleaver Only-style run.

And to make fun of him for being stupid. A lot of the draw for games he plays used to be the TIHYDP crowd who were entertained by what a dipshit he is (me included) and I think that's why he started reading guides and lying about it. At a certain point he really started going hard on the "I'm a professional gamer" shit, and the Souls games being notoriously hard made them prime material for him to showcase how smart and good at games he is.

Another point to bring up with him playing Bloodborne again. Saw Cleaver only run to "challenge himself" per his words. Despite the fact Saw Cleaver is one of the best weapons in the game iirc. Abusing the transform attack combo as he's doing as well. Pretty sure it's used in speedruns.

There just isn't much mileage to gain with him on replaying if he's just going to copy paste shit he sees in current day. He has always been a cheesing meta/tier whoring sheep.

It would be one thing if he discovered things and applied it, but he really is the guy who looks at chat for solutions and magically figures out things on his own without giving credit.

At least with a randomizer he would have to adapt to a game. It's why System Shock Remake(RIP) and some puzzles in Riven were funny as fuck to watch because of the randomized puzzles he would have to figure out himself. He simply can't and thats what makes him fun to watch.

 

[Twrx]

And to make fun of him for being stupid. A lot of the draw for games he plays used to be the TIHYDP crowd who were entertained by what a dipshit he is (me included) and I think that's why he started reading guides and lying about it. At a certain point he really started going hard on the "I'm a professional gamer" shit, and the Souls games being notoriously hard made them prime material for him to showcase how smart and good at games he is.

One of my favorite Phil-isms is when he said he could pick up any game and automatically be good at it.

 

[RougeRed]

He better know how to get randomizer mods working because I don't want to watch another Saw Cleaver Only-style run.


Another point to bring up with him playing Bloodborne again. Saw Cleaver only run to "challenge himself" per his words. Despite the fact Saw Cleaver is one of the best weapons in the game iirc. Abusing the transform attack combo as he's doing as well. Pretty sure it's used in speedruns.

He won't get much mileage replaying these games if he's just going to cheese them each and everytime.

That's the real irony of it is that he has never "redeemed" himself with a single one of these runs. He clearly looks up whatever the cheesiest strat is, or he knows that he doesn't have to care because the 2 or 3 retards he is actually trying to impress aren't going to notice/care. Every time he replays a game he seems to get worse at it, and it just makes him look like a bigger idiot.

 

[PieceofShet]

But why?

 

[Thefrogsaregay]

Dr. Evil fit going on today.

 

[Philipp Amthor]

The whole year 2024 of DSP is just so crazy. Now this turbobegging all the time after the highest highs during the Kino era and his weird fashion style... it just never gets stale for too long for me.

 

[Comma]

He's now doing a live review/performance report of yesterday's audience in terms of "interaction" and monetary support, lmao.

Such a lovable guy.

 

[Kane lives in death]

He just called path of exile 2 an indie game.
You know the game that had a 550k players peak on steam.
Must be great to be able to spew random shit never caring that he might be wrong

Also his live views are really in the shitter, we are in the middle of the prestream and cant scratch 400 combining kick and youtube, he really burned some dents didnt he.

 

[roseroke]

Dr. Evil fit going on today.

Its giving institute synth

 

[Lady Adjani]

But why?

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he looks like a cult leader

 

[The Paleblood Vessel]

Who the fuck needs a goddamn play-by-play of how you got money yesterday?

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

It's crazy how much support has actually dropped lately.
Back in the vest streak era, it was 100 dollars in tips alone, he was still getting subs on Twitch and whatnot.
Pre-kino era, it was 50-ish in tips alone, but still getting easily that and more with superchats and memberships.

Now he's legit getting 50-60 dollar streams if we include everything and even then he has to stay and beg for +20 minutes to get whaled, if that. At first I didn't buy that he drove his supporters away because we know dents are dents for a reason, but now it's undeniable that is only one or two people at most doing the whaling based off their patterns (always anon, always last minute, always 80-100 dollars), and that is if Phil isn't faking them.

I'd really pay to see what's going on on the BTS Discord and how many e-mails Phil has sent to missing regulars asking where they've been and that the drama is over so they can come back and support again. Caffeine troon seems to have soured to the point where he makes Phil just dance and humiliate himself for a buck. I wonder if some whale walked out after an argument with Phil regarding KC. It's really weird, because even if his money earnings haven't dropped dramatically, the way they happen certainly has.

 

[shekelshoah666]

Who the fuck needs a goddamn play-by-play of how you got money yesterday?

Only business where the shareholders get a 3 hour meeting every day talking about how the day before went.

 

[Pargon]

Only business where the shareholders get a 3 hour meeting every day talking about how the day before went.

I’d love Burnell Enterprises to inexplicably one day have a board of directors.

Not Phil getting woken up at 7:30 AM on a Saturday by a carnival of corporate attorneys. No dish in the world would have ever been so served.

 

[MAWBD2]

Who the fuck needs a goddamn play-by-play of how you got money yesterday?

Imagine you walk into a sandwich shop. Let's call it DeliciousSandwichPantry. Before you get to order something, you have to spend one hour listening to the owner detailing you how he made money yesterday, which sandwhiches sold well, which didn't, how his equipment was working, how satisified were its customers and so on. All this time, you only want a fucking sandwich. One. Fucking. Sandwich.

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

Get's no pussy horse confirmed and has no children - both because he has "restraint" and he's, and I quote:

"A mature adult who you should respect, I am beyond that kind of thing, I'm not in my 20s anymore..." - 12/11/2024

Like brother please, Guantanamo couldn't get this out of me, just stop talking...

Edit: Stream died, Handlers were watching him make a joke out of himself and pulled the plug to save him from even more shame.

 

[Comma]

After spending at least $100 on a new NetGear router, his Internet just went out for a short time again, just like it has been doing for the past week or so. I'm not sure what he was thinking to fix with just buying a new router, but it really seems it's just his main Internet connection being shitty. I mean, he's not streaming on WiFi, is he? He can't be THAT stupid, right?

Thanks for the money, dummy!

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

“Everyone wants instant gratification…that’s not how life works”
God, he lack self awareness